#bulletdodgers

[doctorpaw]

Silly messages.... cr f/os,,,,,, cw one is suggestive only a bit ,,

Hehe.... rubs my hands 2gether

[fishparasite]

almost reblogged a post by someone i find annoying #bulletdodged

[griefpotion]

my high school situationship got married yesterday after dating this (much younger) girl for six months they met at church he's a preacher now #bulletdodged

[boraxquinn]

I'm SO SORRY-- the #BulletDodged anon is me-- Nosey Anon-- That wasn't sarcasm, it's was genuine concern that the person was so strict with memes-- I'm sorry for the confusion! I'm not the long one you just answered though. I'll keep Nosey Anon in my asks so you know it's me <3 I'm safe *hugs*

(Mun talking)

Oh, my apologies. I got really confused. If I lashed out at you, I’m sorry. I know you don’t mean any harm.

[killervelveteenrabbit]

She was too much woman for his basic bitch ass anyway. #bulletdodged

Man's out here with his weak-ass eyesight and a tragic-ass hairline but we talking about hair color. We talking about hair color but his daughter coming out looking like Yumi from Code Lyoko. Alright.

[imminere-blog]

bulletdodgers replied to your post “can these anons chill??? autism is really NOT an illness. it is not...”

@anon please say 'gay', 'h*m*sexual' has a history of being used to pathologize gay men and lesbians and is considered a slur, this local lesbian would appreciate it

y es !!   places  this  onto  the  dash.   i  always  use  gay,   or  lesbian,   but  i  forgot  to  point  it  out  bc  i  was  busy  being  angered  about  the  ableism.   but  this  is  important  yes.

[fishybubbles55]

This hit it right on for today. #bulletdodged

Honestly, would’ve been doing myself a disservice if we had of worked out. I’m a lot and she’s not enough.

[tunnelsnaked]

✺

✺: something my muse loves and never gets tired of

                    comic books . listen , nobody knows about it , but his mom got him a copy of Grognak the Barbarian for his ninth birthday and he read it so many times pages began to fall out . he spent most of his years in the vault coming up with his own version of what happened after the issue he had read , since his mother could never afford to buy him another one ( and he insisted that comic books were for losers , and that if she felt the need to buy them she could give them to the doc’s nerdy kid ). after he gets out of the vault and begins to wander the wasteland he finds out that there are issues laying around , and needless to say he might spend a little too much energy on trying to find as many as possible .

[captainiisms-blog1]

; ajhgsdhjag you have cheddar listed as "children", love it.

⚖      ( Y E S S S ! it seemed appropriate because i feel like holt         considers him family. so he's their child. & of course anyone         who's SEEN the show knows that cheddar's their dog! :)         side note but an important one -- we need to do things!         all the things! JUST LET ME LOVE YOU LOTS!! )

[aheartyouonceknew]

People will sometimes believe they love you, but they love their idea of you and not who you are as a person or individual.

[nctrnm]

#NowPlaying: " PREMIERE | Giants In The Trees - It Goes (Greig & Whitehead’s Distillation Remix) [Bulletdodge] 2021" by 44,100Hz Social Club

[boraxquinn]

So people can't reblog a meme post from their blog, only from the original source? That's pretty strict... I wonder why? Maybe seeing people reblog but not interact with them via the original post makes them feel used? Personally, I've never had low enough self-esteem, or jealousy, to be bothered by people using my reblogged memes without having previously interacted with that meme with myself, but that's just me. RP is fun and care-free. The moment you overthink it, it's unhealthy. Time for a new hobby~ Maybe it's best you move on from this person before 'more than a meme' happens between you two and their 'rules'. #BulletDodged

(Mun talking)

Oh my fucking god, LEAVE ME ALONE!

You never spoke to me before so why are you so obsessed with me all of the sudden???

This is only going to make people not want to write with you when they see this behavior.

-

I just realized you were the nice anon and not that mun. My apologies. I got too many anons at once from different people. Thank you for standing up for me.

[voidsentprinces]

My brain on Post-Stormblood

Talk to Lyse. HUNT DOWN DA SWOLBOI! Speak to Swolboi go stand in a spot. Book Son has appeared. Talk to Book Son. Teleport to Ala Mhigan Quarter. Talk to person. Talk to dude. Talk to person. Talk to HEYERNOLD! Report to He’s just a Swolboi from a Swolfamily! Fly to Book Son. Talk to Book Son. DIVE BITCH! Look around. Take in the view. Get lost. How is a lake this so fucking big!?! Find canal. Pat wall. Book Son skypes you. Unlock Downed City of Skalla. PUNCH A HORSE! PUNCH A--Fuck...I got turned into a fucking...hold on...ALRIGHT PUNCH BALT--Fucking...shit got turned into...hold on...RIGHT PUNCH BALTOY! PUNCH LEOMON! Swolboi and Book Son fall through all nine floors of this crumbling underground treasurey JUDGE THEM! Teleport to Ala Mhigan Quarter. Talk to Lyse. Start a riot--I mean...observe a riot. Listen to Raubahn tell a story. Talk to Lyse. Visit AME World Champion FORDOLA! Leave. Talk to Book Son. Return to Ul’dah.

Go to Chamber of Rule. Talk to Sultana (DONTDRINKTHEFUCKINGWINE). She doesn’t offer wine. (BULLETDODGED). Teleport to Adventure’s Guild. Talk to Notana. Teleport to Gate of Nald? Ride to Notana. Talk to her. Encourage her. Ask where she gets her pink hair dye. Teleport to Black Bush Station. Ride out. Meet Notana. Reminsice about an assassination attempt. This is fun. Return to Ul’dah. Teleport to Gladiator’s Guild. Talk to Notana. Have a flash back to the time Raubahn kill men a couple dudes and the Sultana leaped over their corpses into his strong muscul--okay moving on. Speak to Notana. Run around meet Notana at a place. Go to airship landing. Talk to Notana. Lets all go to the Gold Saucer! Let us go! Let us go! To the Gold Saucer! Talk to Notana. Wait for the guy you once rubbed oil on. Talk to Notana. Teleport to Kugane. Break into the Ruby Bazaar with an axe. Fly tackle Weasel. You remember you’re here for business...you’ll be back you Weasel looking fucker. Return to Ul’dah. Talk to Notana. Pray thee Return to the Waking Sands. Break down the door. Talk to Strip Tease. Watch Sultana get sassy with Lololololololuhhhuhuhuhuhulooo...Lolorito. Speak to Sultana. Teleport to the Ala Mhigan Quarter. Talk to Lyse. Talk to a Grandpa. Run around and use a telescope. Make a dude punch a  Yabby. Make him punch a pile of sand. Report back to the Grandpa. Wait inside the gate to Ala Mhigan Quarter. Talk about how best to punish the greedy Lala and guy you stalked from the last expansion. Speak to Lyse. Fly across the continent. Land in front of people. Talk to Raubahn. Watch over a meeting. Everythings going w--

REST YOUR WEARY SOULS UPON MY BOSOM!

FUCK LAKSHMI IS HERE PUNCH AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL THE ORBS! Fordola is here! Fuckj PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH! Okay shes dead...

Talk to Lyse. Teleport to Kugane. Kick down the door. WEASEL MAN! Has seen Mr. Miyagi with a woman. Go ask around. Find a sword deal. Haggle for sword. Hand receipt to Tataru. Watch Tataru murder Book Son. Help her get rid of the body. Bury Book Son in Aurum Vale. No one willingly goes in there anymore. Talk to Donatello. Talk to Undead Son. Not even the dead want to be in Aurum Vale. Leave to the Ruby Sea. Garleans are attacking. Talk to Undead Son. PUNCH GARLEANS PUNCH MORE GARLEANS PUNCH THE FUCKING GARLEANS IN THEIR TINCAN FACE! Okay that was fun. Talk to Sword Daughter. COME SAIL AWAY! COME SAIL WAY! COME SAIL AWAY WITH ME~! Talk to Donatello. Talk to Lizard Wife. Head to Yanxia. Talk to Lizard Wife. Teleport to House of the Fierce. Ask around. Fly away to find dude. Dude is hella wigged out cause we brought Tsuyu home. Talk to Lizard Wife. Teleport to House of the Fierce. Talk to Fratboy. Fly out to Garlean Base. Talk to Fratboy. Meet Incel. Fly to docks. Talk to Lizard Wife. Welcome to Doman fucking Enclave. Get the three aetheryte.  Talk to Guard. Have meeting between Hottie, Incel, and Silent Dude. Fratboy talks. Talk to Chad Emperor after. Talk to Sword Daughter. Leave Enclave. Talk to Incel. Show Incel around. Remind him all women are Queens. PUNCH SOME TURTLES! Talk to Incel. Go to Doman Enclave. Talk to Lizard Wife. Talk to Incel. Talk to Chad Emperor. Have another meeting. Talk to Chad Emperor. See Incel, the Hot Elf, and Silent Dude off. Incel whispers something your ear. No you don’t want to see his Indie Romance Film about an artist living alone in Oregon. Misunderstood. Then he meets a woman who falls head over heels for him, even though he’s an absolute shit head. It will go on to win 10 awards at a Festival you never heard of. Oh also he’s a big fan of AYE YI YI MY LITTLE ZENOS GALVUS. Tell Chad Emperor about this.

Speak to Chad Emperor. Talk to Book Son. Meet Mr. Miyagi. See Tsuyu take care of him. Remember the time she blew up an entire castle. Good times. Woops she ran away. Mr. Miyagi must of used Roar. Talk to people. Talk to more people. Oh hey a cool hat. Oh hey you found Tsuyu. Talk to Chad Emperor. Return to Enclave. Talk to Chad Emperor. Talk to Chad Emperor. Teleport to Onokoro. Talk to Roeleader. Fly over to a boat. Talk to dude. DIVE BITCH! Pluck barnacles off the boat. Check on Chad Emperor. Fly back to dude. Watch him fanboy over Chad Emperor. Talk to Roeleader. Teleport to Enclave. Talk to Chad Emperor. Talk to Chad Emperor. Fly across Yanxia to boat. Talk to Chad Emperor. Meet with Incel, he yells something about you not understanding the kind of stress he’s under! Yotsuyu evolves into Tsukuyomi. Unlock Castrum McFlurry.

Oooooh its gonna be a long night

OH FUCK OH SHIT! OH FUCK! OH SHIT! OH GOD OH GOD! GET ON THE LAST FAN RUN AWAY! GET IN THE MOON! DONT BE ON THE MOON TOO LONG! KILL THE SMOKE CLOUDS! KILL THE SPECTRE OF YOTSUYU’S PAIN AND SUFFERING! GET BITCH SLAPPED BY ZENOS YAE GALVUS ATTORNEY IN LAW! WATCH THE IMAGE OF MR. MIYAGI FIGHT ZENOS! OH SHIT! OH GOD! SHE HAS TWO FANS NOW! EVERYTHINGS RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! and Leave. Watch Yotsuyu stab Zenos Stan. Book Son offers to go to Garlemald. Hot Elezen says yes. Talk to Chad Emperor. Mr. Miyagi shaves his head and goes off to Monkhood. Talk to Chad Emperor. Return to Rhalgr’s Reach. Talk to Lyse. Talk to Lyse. Pray thee return to the Rising Stones. Ponder with Sword Daughter where Book Son is. Oh he’s on a ship. OH SHIT THE SHIP IS SHOT DOWN! FIGHT GARLEANS! Hobo with a Gunblade shows up! PUNCH GARLEANS! Ah, flashbacks are fun. Edgecred offers to go take a look. Husband Material right there...now if only he had a cool coat.

Talk to Sword Daughter. Teleport to Ala Mhigan Quarter. Edgecred is back! Give the thirsty boy some water. Book Son never made it to Garlemald. Thats upsetting. Talk to Sword Daughter. Teleport to Doman Enclave. Talk to Goth Wife. Talk to Chad Emperor. Teleport to House of the Fierce. Fly through the roof. Talk to Chad Emperor. Unlock the Burn. Run the Burn. Why does this place’s music sound like the S.S. Anne? PUNCH A CRYSTALS SCORPION! PUNCH A RACING ROBOT! PUNCH THE STUPID FUCKING MIST DRAGON! There is no Book Son only ZUL! Talk to Chad Emperor. A wild Lyse appears! Talk to Lyse. Talk to Chad Emperor. Go to Reunion. Talk to Goth Wife. Talk to Chad Emperor. Fly across the Meadows. Talk to Sheep Wife! Fly to cave. Talk to Goth Wife. Fly back and talk to Sheep Wife. Fly across the meadows. Meet up with Sadu. She wants to punch you...that’s hot. Fly across the Meadows. Talk to Goth Wife. INDEATHDOURSOULSING! INDEATHDOURSOULSING! INDEATHDOURSOULSING! INDEATHDOURSOULSING! INDEATHDOURSOULSING! INDEATHDOURSOULSING! INDEATHDOURSOULSING! INDEATHDOURSOULSING! INDEATHDOURSOULSING! INDEATHDOURSOULSING! Defeat Sadu...she almost killed you...that’s hot. Little Sun has appeared! Take control of Goth Wife. KICK! LITTLE! SUNS! FUCKING! FACE! IN! Watch Little Sun hit on Goth Wife. Watch Goth Wife obliterate Little Sun so harshly, he’s now lost to the Shadow Realm. Fly to cave. Talk to Goth Wife. Talk to Chad Emperor. Go to Enclave. Talk to Sword Daughter. Teleport to Ala Mhigan Quarter. Talk to Edgecred. Have a meeting. Wink at Seedseer, high five Sultana, Admiral Wife slaps you on the ass, make out with Aymeric in front of everyone. Watch Chad Emperor drink an entire barrel of ale. Goth Wife is judging you. Edgecred starts considering disrupting Garl--

THROW WIDE THE GATES!

Aww...Edgecred is tired. So tired that his soul ascended to Nirvana. Holy shit and I thought Estinien was dramatic. Leave meeting talk to Sword Daughter. Quickly pray thee return to the Rising Stones. Goth Wife and Strip Tease go to high five.

THROW WIDE THE GATES!

OH SHIT! THEY BOTH GOT YEETED TO NIRVANA TOO! FUCK! Calm Sword Daughter down. Let her stab you a couple times to let off some steam. Talk to Guard. Talk to Sword Daughter. Talk to Sword Daughter. Go to Limsa. Go to Aftcastle. Talk to Sword Daughter. Oh hey its the Kobold from befo--oooh noo. Stand awkwardly while Sword Daughter talks about Kobold. Support her. Pray thee return to the Rising Stones.

Talk to Sword Daughter. Go to Goblinshire. Talk to Sword Daughter. Fly across the meadows. Visit Maggie Smith. Krile’s back. Grab some more Alphinaud Blackmail. No dice. Talk to Sword Daughter. Krile will stay behind. Go to Ala Mhigan Quarter. Talk to Guard. Elf Hottie is back but no book son. He tells you about the Hobo with a Gunblade though.

THROW WIDE THE GATES!

Oh...Alisaie and you are still here. Can’t be all th--OH SHIT BOOK SON! Run to Enclave. Talk to Chad Emperor. Teleport to House of the Fierce. Talk to Chad Emperor. Fly across the Burn. A ship rams the shield! It settles down. Hobo with a Gunblade comes out with Book Son! Book Son’s soul got yeeted too! Hobo with the Gunblade is actually Pirate Captain Gaius! Hobo Gaius says goodbye. Talk Book Son back to Rising Stones. Go to Porta Praetoria. Talk to guard. Walk around the camp. Talk to Lyse. Talk to Sword Daughter. Hold a meeting. Oh hey Emperor Severus Snape is here. He roasts the Seedseer, Sultana, Chad Emperor, Admiral Wife, Sword Daughter, and Husband-in-Uniform at once. Take a moment. Talk to everyone. Give them head pats. Sit down. Talk to Emperor Snape again. Make fun of his crown. It’s war! Talk to Sword Daughter. Talk to Lyse. Unlock Grimlyte Dark. Gotta say its one of my favorite dungeons. The atmosphere is fun and you get to see Seedseer, Chad Emperor, Lyse, Aymeric and Lizard Wife Flex. PUNCH SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS! PUNCH THE DUKES OF HAZARD DRILL! PUNCH TWIN GARLEANS! Oh hey Sword Daughter is h--

THROW WIDE THE GATES!

OH FUCKING COME ON! Sword Daughter’s soul gets yeeted. You’re all alone. Wait you got Krile for blackmail and Tataru for knife juggling. Time to open a circus. Talk to Rauba--

THROW WIDE THE--

FUCK YOU! Talk to Raubahn. Pray thee return to the Rising Stones. Talk to Roebear.

Talk to Roebear. Ride out to Mor Dhona. Talk to Hot Elezen. Track down you a Cid! Alliance Soliders request your aid! Fly to the Grimlyte Dark! Talk to Raubahn. Chad Emperor, Lyse, and Lizard Wife are fighting

SOMEBODY ONES TOLD ME TO POSSESS ZENOS BODY!

They get wrecked. You show up and through your power of having more than five abilities. YOU PUNCH ELIDIZENOS! Yay he dead..wait he’s an Ascian.

THROW WIDE THE--

MA’AM THIS IS A MCDONALDS! Oh fuck you’re passing out! Oh hey a Leyline...you’ll never leave again. Oh hey dude in a robe. He’s asking you out on a date. WAKE UP! Husband-in-Uniform runs to your side. Estinien picked you up and brought you to Ishgard. Wierd flex but k. Pray thee return to the Rising Stones. Talk to Tataru. Wait around for a bit while they unlock Crystal Tower for you.

[queenbeeofibd]

Repost from @seriously_stoma So I've been to see my GP. And she suspected that the muscles surrounding my stoma where what were causing me pain and a non functional ostomy. They took a right hammering on Friday night and were basically cramped up. So she gave me some Buscopan to relax them...and following a tricky birth...WE HAVE OUTPUT!! 🎉🎉 Pain has subsided massively as a result...I've now realised that I have almost 2 days of food and drink to contend with 🤣🤣 This will be fun. So relieved though, was getting a little bit of a panic on! 🙈 #crohnsandcolitisuk #crohns #crohnsdisease #ulcerativecolitis #IBD #ibdsuperheroes #ibdwarrior #ostomates #ostomate #stoma #ostomybag #strongertogether #Support #surgery #nurses #amazing #invisibleillness #chronicillness #notalldisabilitiesarevisible #ileostomy #recovery #buscopan #muscles #pain #releived #bulletdodged #gp — view on Instagram https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/vp/a7875ce851b50bb2ea0216fa95bc4cb7/5DA7DFB7/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p640x640/64477978_146676596481045_60988132981513781_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com

[nctrnm]

#NowPlaying: " PREMIERE #1429 | Suna Path - The Prophet [Bulletdodge] 2021" by 44,100Hz Social Club / You can stream my new music now at nctrnm.com

[echo-sierra-actual-blog]

I wonder what she I'd going to do when she finds out that @officialhilaryclinton isn't running in 2020 😂🤣 . . . #bulletdodged https://www.instagram.com/p/Buo0U3khFdt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wl2mr4cakt66