#but I don't think I will

[pushing500]

The Tumblr poll has spoken!!

Great timing, Randy. Appreciate it. 🙄

He doesn't wanna talk about it. (in his defense it was very dark)

The second time's the charm, it seems! No more fungus zombie infection to worry about for now.

I think Laursen is feeling a little overprotective of his fellow cultists after the close call we've had, bless his heart <3

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[sophsicle]

did james and sirius ever end up telling peter what happened at that party like sirius promised?

last chapter :)

[jonnymarzetti]

ok i need everybody to see this chimp picture

i have no clue where or what this is from but i feel a deep connection to it

[synonymroll648]

fitz gave sophie cognate rings as a way to show that he deeply cares about her. in a universe where fitz and keefe rebuild the bridges they burned, it’s probable that at some point keefe would admit that the cognate rings make him a bit jealous, but try to brush it off immediately afterward. not long after, fitz would pull keefe aside at some point and give him a promise ring as a way to show that he values keefe just as much as he values sophie. the problem is that keefe is incredibly confused as to whether or not he and fitz are just friends or fiances or somewhere in between-

[angeygirl]

Once again I have been convinced to do something extremally stupid. This is entirely my fault.

I am afraid. Not of being made fun of, but rather the risk of a simp blog letting this get out and having this joke drawing of Dave as Burntrap but he's trying to be sexy somehow getting traction

I put too much effort into this. I willingly put too much effort into what should have been a doodle based on a comment somewhere about how Burntrap looks like he's in a crop-top.

@ponds-of-ink offered to draw William Afton in a crop-top and I, the fool I am, I offered to do the same with my favorite Springtrap variant, that favourite being Burn. The joke only really worked if a person was wearing the broken casing so Dave it is.

[mysdrymmumbles]

I like Kalecgos and his ridiculous number of mirror images. I like how half of them are just standing around talking instead of doing shit >.>

[demonboyhalo]

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.

they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

[vaindumbass]

love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.