When the Buki worms start to wriggle and writhe in your brain again
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how dost thou feel about the fact that we all got howdys personality wrong. i mean...we still get howdy content so A++++ but like man do i wanna strangle him (lovingly)
I think the closest I got with howdy was with the ol “howdy gets a fuggin vacation” “””au””” where his severe couponing hinders his ability to relax and have a good time-
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Shoutout to all the other adults who have acne or any other condition of the skin that you are expected to outgrow or "just deal with."
Adulthood isn't this magical time where everything just disappears, and the reality is that these skin conditions are largely genetic. It isn't your fault (nor your skin's fault) that you are an adult with different skin than other people. In fact, it's neutral (and even, dare I say, good!).
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I don't think ya'll understand how much i fucking love the paradox of forcing a man to submit and simultaneously trying to make him as strong and autonomous as i can, it's like he's my little frankenstein or some shit. Different kind of obedience making a man act right. Personally I don't need a play power gap to force a man to submit to me. I'm not going to do anything for you, I'm going to force you to be able to do it for yourself. Scared to order your own coffee? Looks like I want coffee. Too depressed to clean? You're scrubbing my floors with a toothbrush. Obsessing over your looks and your hair and thinking if you're not beautiful you're worthless? Time to shave that head down to a 1. Pathetically missing your ex? You're sucking my dick. And my dick has a dick so you're sucking his dick.
You get tired of it? I love the tough ones. Go ahead and try to kick my ass. See where that gets you.
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OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING.
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER.
HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS?
I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER.
FAILURE.
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scaramouche is the gossip boyfriend, he‘s hugging you while playing with your hair and you can gossip about literally whoever you want and he‘s going to listen and go "mhm" or "what? wow." n it‘s just the best thing ever <3
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sometimes i forget that bucky is a known character from a known source because to me that is literally just my husband
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