#but WHAT level of brainrot is that

[quick-catton]

i just want to say that these two have been on my mind literally all of january. the thought of the debauchery they would indulge in. bobby and his pretty boygirlfriend. using him as a decoy in robberies, his cute lil thing an easy distraction while he takes what he needs, allowing them both to easily slip away. getting to show off his pretty baby in clubs, having a sweet little thing as his passenger princess during long drives through the dessert. a doll for him to dress up and have hanging off his arm wherever they go. anyway <3

[zu-zup]

*Tries dnd once* ahhhh, so this is basically cocaine

[collegeboysam]

saw this tweet and it made me think of all the samdean ai generated images posted here that has sam dressed in a trenchcoat...ai using destiel art to fill samdean/wincest prompts by swapping castiel for sam is first degree betrayal to the brotherspouces belief system so know you are a class traitor

[johnslittlespoon]

ur reply to 69 anon made me wonder how insane bucky would go if buck came to him with something he wanted to try like…. he short circuits

ohhh my god. yes. this got a bit lengthy whoops!

gale thinks about how much he loves the sounds john makes when he chases his orgasm, inhibitions lost, no filter left, and he starts wondering how he'd sound if he stopped before john could come, how he'd sound begging, how he'd sound when gale starts up again.

a few days later the curiosity is too much, so he waits until he's sat in john's lap, grinding down against him with his hands tangled in dark curls, and he asks against his lips, "can i try something?"

that alone makes john's hips rock up against him, a surprised groan leaving his mouth, pulling back a little to look up at him.

"always," john breathes out, eyes wide, pupils blown. "what?" gale just smiles fondly at his eagerness, shakes his head, feels a bit mean for getting his hopes up, but he thinks it's only fair he gets to have some fun after all the propositions he's followed through on for john.

"it's a surprise," gale murmurs, leaning back in to kiss him again. and they continue as normal, needy kisses and roaming hands, though gale can feel how extra keyed up john is now. eventually he has john's dick in his hand, slick with spit, jerking him off as he sits back on thick thighs, tugging john's bottom lip between his teeth.

and there are the telltale signs of john getting closer– moans becoming breathier, hands grabbing at him, little rolls of hips into his fist, rambling whispers of "so good," "so pretty," and finally, "close."

gale stops his movements completely just as john's pretty noises peak, stilling his hand at the base of his cock, tightening his grip. a wave of heat rushes through him at the choked out moan he receives against his lips, his own face flushing.

john's hips buck up beneath him in search of friction, bouncing him in his lap a bit, fingers digging into gale's waist. a high whine bubbles up in the back of john's throat as his eyes fly open, brows pinched, looking up at gale in confusion.

and gale almost feels bad; he'd feel worse if the desperate sounds didn't go right to his own dick. he hushes john's groan of "why?" with a deep kiss, pressing his lips hard against his, sighing into his mouth.

"wanted to see something," he answers, squeezing his hand around john's cock, grinning at the strangled noise it drags out. "buck," john huffs out, rocking up into his fist when gale loosens his grip enough to do so. "that's not what 'can i try something' is supposed to mean."

"didn't know there were rules," gale hums, but he slinks out of john's lap all the same, dropping to knees and taking john into his mouth, heat pooling in his stomach at the way hands immediately find his hair. and maybe he's feeling nicer now, and he lets john use his mouth to get off as he pleases.

or, his curiosity isn't fully satiated, so he works his tongue around him until his hips are stuttering up again, hands tightening in his hair, and then he pulls off, flattening his palms on john's thighs to keep him pinned when his hips desperately try to chase his mouth.

his own cock throbs in his pants at the broken whine that's wrenched from john's throat at another denial of his orgasm, too lightheaded to fight it when john pulls at his hair to shove him back down on his cock, frantically thrusting up into the heat of his mouth before he's spilling down his throat, curses and moans falling from his lips.

it's the hottest thing gale's heard and it's worth every minute john spends bitching at him (and edging him) later that evening. <3

[edit: p2]

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

SILLY ARCHON OBTAINED!!!!!! MAY ALL FURINA WANTERS BE FURINA HAVERS

[teabutmakeitazure]

Best picture. Childe having his phone struck between his ear and his shoulder talking about bodies that was supposed to be burnt. Wearing a cute apron (something with "Best Hubby" or something like that written there is hilarious). And dealing with one boiling thing in the casserole, two flying pan and while watching the cake in the oven is not burning. All this while you tried to study in the sofa. And even with all this, he still find a paranormal way to tell you to not stand up to take the chips in the cupboard. Not good for your health and dinner will be ready soon enough. I'm sure this guy have eyes behind his head for that. Or prophetic power at this point.

He looks like a mother gossiping on the phone while doing so except that he isn't a mother (yet) and is in no way gossiping. Sometimes hearing his phone calls makes you wonder whether you are allowed to be hearing all that. Didn't he say you'd have to be assassinated if you learnt of sensitive information? Why are you still alive? Most importantly, what level of attention span does he have to be balancing a phone call about a serious issue like an improperly disposed body, two frying pans, something in the oven, and your every movement. You haven't even gotten up yet and he's already called out to you amidst his conversation, telling you to stay seated since dinner is almost ready. Sometimes he even throws an orange over his shoulder to land perfectly in your lap without looking. That occurrence alone makes you respect him and not get too antagonistic with him.

[wraithsoutlaws]

"Days with you are just...better."

[cypher05]

waitwaitwait guys guys guys do u see my vision yes or no

[onyxechos]

ANOTHER thought I am quickly becoming obsessed with is the fact that as Odysseus is being bombarded by the souls of the dead, the ones that come to haunt him are specifically the people he's GOTTEN killed, not that he's killed himself. For example we hear him worrying that he'll be haunted by the infant that HE killed, but almost all the souls that come to haunt him are the ones that he GOT killed. His friends, everyone that he was responsible for, hell even his mother died waiting for him to come home.

Odysseus thought the people he killed would make him a bad person. But getting his loved ones killed, turns out, makes you a lot more guilty and regretful than doing what it takes to survive. Like Zeus said, "The blood on your hands is something you won't lose. All you can choose is whose." There's more than one way to have blood on your hands. It's just about choosing the way that you can live with.

[holdfastperseus]

So I bought candles to manifest Loki & Mobius in what if S2 and for other less important purposes. And guess what? I may have subconsciously buy them in blue & green aka Lokius’ colors…

[ceelisiowo]

A Tsukasa x fem!Akito that made for valentine's day but umm... a bit late ;w;

[hanakihan]

honestly me coming home from work, having a minute long brainrot that resulted in me opening sketching app on phone after centuries as well as finding angelic aesthetic just to yeet this.

count it either as Jin-Chul in his AB form or simply someone dragging poor man for a matching photoshot with Jin-Woo because apparently they contrast nicely (and because KHA needs money and someone proposed they get them from simps—)

/god I need to refine it more and YES HE HAS A BACK WINDOW AND WHITE HIBISCUSES IN HIS HAIR WHAT WILL YOU DO TO ME I’M IN OTHER COUNTRY—

[tdutb]

i am putting wayyy too much effort into a drawing titled "we making out sloppy style with this one.png"

[wilhelminaesque-sideblog]

greetings fellow genshin enthusiasts, i hereby present my beloved character playlists, one of which i'm greatly satisfied with (kaeya's), one which i cannot help but feel dissatisfied with despite everything, even if i treasure it (diluc's) and one which is still a work in progress and coming along over time, but which i thought i should share nevertheless (venti's).

i dare say that all playlists are very character accurate, although some songs may be there solely because of my personal/niche headcanons or interpretations for said characters. but, since i like to believe i know my favorite characters better than myself, i doubt i'm wrong about them. shrugs and leaves these playlists here for you to use for your amusement

[ishgardianskypirate]

D&D Fomalhaut + aberrant dragonmark = au ra Fom?