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#but also I think he would make absolute banger veggie and fruit combos
unohanadaydreams
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As I’m planting my summer garden, I am filled with certainty that Mayuri would introduce GMOs beyond comprehension unto me.
#bell peppers? no no. hell peppers. you split them open and instead of seeds you find hell butterfly pupa
#white flowers to signal danger to birds? no. white flowers that change color as the sun rises and secret heavy hallucinogens
#so the birds are all passed out and twitching in the yard
#it’s not my garden anymore it’s a surreal experience that leaves me dumbfounded and oddly refreshed when I leave it
#the horrors being catharsis of their own!
#but also I think he would make absolute banger veggie and fruit combos
#his hold on dna and building living things from the ground up would come in handy
#like he would make the most robust herbs
#the juiciest fruit
#THE BEST FUCKING GARLIC
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