#THE BEST FUCKING GARLIC

[unohanadaydreams]

As I’m planting my summer garden, I am filled with certainty that Mayuri would introduce GMOs beyond comprehension unto me.

[nebulousfishgills]

I think one of my favorite stupid details the Twilight Guidebook gave me is the fact that the Volturi spread rumors and myths about vampires to keep people off of their tail... so that has to mean a conversation like this had to have happened:

Caius: Okay, so we need to perpetuate false myths about vampires to keep us hidden from humans. Who's got any ideas?

Chelsea: How about we need permission to enter a home?

Caius, writing it down: That's good. Who else?

Heidi: We have fangs.

Caius, still writing: Great, what else?

Jane: We don't have reflections and... we sleep during the day?

Caius: Perfect, and I'll say that holy symbols harm us.

Marcus: Wood stakes though our hearts kill us.

Caius: You know what, sure, on brand.

Aro: And we have a weakness to garlic.

Caius: ...what?

Aro: Weakness to garlic.

Everyone: ...

Aro: Write it down.

Caius, sighing: Fine.

Aro: And we can turn into bats.

Caius: ...

Caius: Aro are you drunk?

[beresaad]

HADES II ↳ Hecate — Ἑκατη, "The Far-reaching One"

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EPISODE 2 AND 3 HAVE BEEN SOOOO FUN im already so emotionally attached to each of these characters.. if anything bad ever happens to any of them im killing everyone and then everyone.

[somelazyassartist]

Tomato soup and garlic bread save me...... Save me tomato soup and garlic bread........

[hamartia-grander]

I wish I could still eat eggs. I miss being able to eat eggs. Eggs are so good I wish I could eat them

[thecatspasta]

You ever just realize multishipping exists and feel all your powers are unlocked

[hychlorions]

found out i could just order garlic bread from that one pizza place that has really good garlic bread if i wanted to. nothing to stop me. the problem is they stopped selling their REALLY good garlic bread years ago. just the normal really good ones now

[toytulini]

i may not be able to open posts from my notes or messages or get more context on posts via looking at the notes, but at least i can make fucked up coffee properly now

[diagonal-queen]

i made quesadillas ALL by myself y'all better be fucking proud of me. i know chuuya would be

[necrowtic]

For someone who up until recently was convinced the mcu was all movies had to offer, do you have advice for getting into more indie stuff? Not recs, more like how to get into the mindset? Help me crowbi wan kenobi, youre my only hope

based on the fact that youre asking a stranger this via tumblr i can kinda infer a lot about you, for your first ten films minimum dont post about it at all

[hylianengineer]

So it turns out the solution to my food issues today was split pea soup with 3 entire heads of garlic.

[butch--dean]

I had such a great trip to Boston and I’m SO sad to be going home :-(

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

Sometimes in life all you can eat is garlic toast and ya know what? That’s okay garlic toast is fucking scrumptious

[blunderpuff]

my mom suddenly decided that “carbs are bad” and she’s going to stop eating them

... but this woman is allergic to meal-planning and canNOT fucking cook (and refuses to learn). so the dinner she was planning on making tonight? slices of Just Chicken from Trader Joe’s served next to thawed-then-heated green beans. that’s it. if you’re thinking “is there sauce? is there seasoning?” the answer is “no” and “how dare you even suggest”