#but also. fuck me please let me leaveeeeee

[soldier-poet-king]

emotionally i am facedown on the floor and like nothing is objectively /wrong/ but im being strangled by my commute and i really need my own place. even a shoebox like i had in collegetown....just control and routine and the smallest of things make it all bearable and even maybe joyful

[mangomoody]

Title: Sold To Elementals

By: Me/MangoMood-chan

Third Person Pov:

Sans walked back home with his brother happily skipping next to him. Sans opened the door to see his father and 3 elementals.

"W-What's going on?" Sans said dropping his bag on the floor.

Sans looked at the elementals and back at Gaster. He realized what was happening and started shaking his head.

"No, no, no no nononononono." Sans started tearing up.

"Y-You didn't right?"

Gaster looked at the floor, ashamed.

"You FUCKING SOLD US! DIDN'T YOU?!?"

Sans felt his little brother behind him grab his clothes.

"ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕤, 𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕐𝕠𝕦."

"W-Why?"

"𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕎𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕙 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕖."

"I'm your fucking son! You can't do that!"

"𝔸𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕀 ℂ𝕒𝕟." Gaster said holding up the papers.

"S-SANS? WHAT HAPPENING?" Papyrus asked hugging Sans from the back.

"It's ok Papy, everything's fine. Just... I have to go. Ok?" Sans said wiping off his brothers tears.

Papyrus nodded and walked up to his room.

The monsters downstairs talked it out and while Sans was walking out the door he turned to Gaster.

"I know you needed to do this, you better take good care of Papyrus."

"𝕀 𝕂𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕤, 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕀'𝕞 𝕊𝕠 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕪."

"It's fine."

The elementals and the skeleton walked to one of the houses in Hot Lands.

"So what basically is my job?"

"Sex? Cleaning-"

"Woah There! No, Nonononono. No." The red elemental said.

"You're Here For My Son, Grillby. Grillby Doesn't Like Talking, So Why Not Try And Get Someone Else To Try And Get Him To Talk?"

The red elemental opened the door and let Sans in with the two other elementals in.

"So why choose me and my family?"

"We Heard That Skeletons Can Get To Peoples Hearts Easier, And You Guys Were The Only Ones Left."

"Oh."

"Grillby's Room Is The Last Room To The Right On The Second Floor."

"Ok."

Sans headed upstairs and knocked on Grillby's room.

"Hello?" Grillby opened the door and let the skeleton in.

"You're The Monster That's Trying To Make Me Talk?" Grillby signed.

"Sure am."

Grillby closed the door and sat down on the desk's chair.

Sans looked around his room and there was a desk in the corner a bunk bed in the other corner, mixology posters all over the wall, the gay flag pinned on one of the walls. There was a laptop on the desk and a few art supplies scattered over the empty places on the desk.

"Nice room, is there anywhere you will allow me to sit?"

"What Do You Mean?" He looked at Sans signing.

"Dude, I'm your property now. You basically own me."

"You ask me to do something I'll do it, that's what I was bought for, right?"

"That Didn't Sound Weird At All." He signed chuckling a bit.

"I Really Don't Care Where You Sit, Sleep, Eat And So On." He signed blushing a bit.

"Can I use some of the art supplies for a bit?"

Grillby nodded and let him use them, after a hour Sans turned the paper towards Grillby's direction. On the paper was a very detailed drawing of Grillby.

Grillby's eyes shimmered while looking at it.

"You like it?" Sans asked handing it to Grillby.

"Yeah, I Love It." Grillby spoke.

Sans' eyes widen while blushing when he heard the flame monsters voice.

"Y-You just spoke." Sans gasped.

Grillby blushed and and quickly gave Sans back the drawing before putting his hood up.

"H-Hey, you ok?" Sans asked.

"No, I Know You Hate My Voice." Grillby went back to signing.

"Huh? What do you mean? You have an amazing voice, I feel like you should talk more." Grillby blushed even harder.

"But that's your own choice, you don't have to."

"I'm Gonna Take A Nap Now." He signed getting up.

He sat on the bottom bunk and closed the curtain on it. Sans, nowfeeling bad got on the top bunk and fell asleep.

Grillby on the other hand was hugging a pillow, blushing and embarrassed.

"Why Was The Skeleton So Cute And Kind?" He thought to himself hugging the pillow even tighter.

Over the time Sans would go to school with Grillby. Grillby's parents actually like it when the skeleton would go with him. Grillby would come back laughing and smiling now with Sans by his side. Sometimes Grillby would talk to his family members here and there.

Some of Grillby's family members would sometimes joke that Grillby has a crush on the skeleton, he would blush and then storm off to his room.

Sans and Grillby were now in their shared room doing homework, well. Grillby was doing homework, Sans was already done with his homework and was now drawing.

"Hey Sans."

"Hm?" Sans looked up the the elemental.

"Can You Help Me?"

"Sure."

Sans sat next to Grillby and helped him with his homework, after Sans helped Grillby. The two monsters heard light thunder coming from outside.

"Thunder? We're in Hot Lands, how is there thunder?" Sans asked looking outside the window.

Sans then looked back the Grillby who was now was shaking and having trouble breathing.

"H-Hey, you alright?" Sans said rubbing Grillby's back.

"I-I Think I-I'm G-Gonna Pass Out."

"Let's get you in bed." Sans said pulling Grillby up.

Sans got Grillby in bed and sat next to him.

After a few minutes Grillby started falling asleep. Sans thinking that Grillby was asleep tried to get up. Only to be grabbed and pulled under the covers by Grillby.

"P-Please Don't G-Go." Grillby whispered hugging Sans close to his chest.

Grillby's sister opened the room door and she poked her head in.

"hey, i heard thunder- oh. you're helping him."

"L-Lizz? Can you help me? And how in the underground can we hear thunder in Hot Lands?"

"no i can't help you, and the thunder comes from Waterfall. Grillby also has a fear of thunder, and by the looks of it. you're helping him a lot."

"soooo, i'm just gonna leaveeeeee." She then started slowly closing the door.

"W-Wait Lizz, what am I suppose to do-" She smiled and closed the door.

After a few minutes Sans actually started to feel drowsy, under the warm covers, and cuddled like a teddy bear by someone he has a crush on.

Sans didn't realize that he had a crush on Grillby until now. But he knew Grillby would never like him back, now he was just scared and needed comfort.

Sans was already blushing blue, he then heard mumbling coming from Grillby.

"S-Say that again please."

"Sans I'm So Sorry." Grillby whispered.

"Sorry for what?"

"I-I Love You Sans."

"Y-You're joking right?" Sans said chuckling a bit.

"I-I Know It's Weird, But Please Give Me Your Answer."

"Grillby..." Sans scooted up to Grillby's height.

Sans then lightly kissed Grillby on the lips.

"I love you too."

"And I just realized it now."

Just then the room door broke forward and Grillby's whole family were on the ground.

"so... y'all a thing now?" Lizz said smirking while also being crushed my Magma.

The room was full of silence, with Grillby and Sans hugging each other under the covers and the elemental family on the floor blankly staring at them.

"U-Uh, I-I Do-"

"Yes, me and Grillby are a thing now."

"pay up fucker." Lizz said getting up.

Magma groaned and gave her some money.

"we'll leave you two with each other~" Lizz said smirking.

"Remember, No Fucking In The House When Everyone's Awake." Grillby's dad said as Sans and Grillby turned all blue.

"The Fuck?!?"

Everyone left the room and Grillby snuggled Sans.

"You Really Love Me?"

"Who wouldn't love you?"

"Do I Still Own You?"

"I'm Talking Now, You Did Your Job. You Can See Your Family Now."

"You'll alway own me."

"Pfft- That Doesn't Sound Weird At All."

"Is this what couples do?"

"I Don't Know."

"So You're Gonna Stay With Me?"

"I don't know, it's been a year. Do you think that they'll remember me?"

"Of Course They'll Remember You, But Let's Talk About This Tomorrow."

"It feels nice to sleep with you."

"Mmhhh, Sleep."

"Fine, fine."

Sans yawned.

"Love you."

"Love You Too."

[bucksbisexual]

okay since im rewatching 2gether, might as well make my reaction public lol

tine trying to be a supportive boyfriend by asking wat if something is troublig and wat’s himbo self being like “nah fam im good” god i love this dumbass

also tine not knowing how to talk about his feelings is so relatable help

honestly i would’ve LOVED to see sarawat at least one (1) question

tine’s smile while wat drinks..... Sir I Am In Love With You

also his blush..... Sir I Am More In Love With You Than I Was Before

“is the lyric about smile or happiness?” “don’t cheat” wat saw through his bullshit right there KSJFHKS

i wonder what’s in those glasses because it doesn’t quite look like coke but it obviously isn’t beer,,,,

ohhhhh “a friend from high school” ... explains tine’s reaction we see in the teaser when he introduces pam as his highschool friend

also explains why tine thought sarawat made that video for her instead of him. wat is in his high school clothes and tine probably thought it was before he saw him (when in fact it was probably recorded the same day lmao sarawat hopeless romantic)

tine: one more game! [spins the coin and supposedly falls on heads] wat!

sarawat: no one can talk to me if i fall asleep

i’m trying not to look at bright’s jiggly butt why is ass so fat fOR

it doesnt add the points here if i dont write something else so intro time yeet

yknow what . we need more earn and more pear in these two last episodes . i need my wlw rep and i need it Now

“personal space is important even for couples” still cant believe man was the owner of their braincell in this scene

tine giving all of type’s info away to wat so wat can give it to man who tine knows will use to pester him until he becomes his boyfriend...... say it with me: tine mantype shipper

“how did you know?” “i prayed to god” literally the funniest part ever

manboss: im not going good luck wat: you’re so full of bullshit

GREEN <3

i will just say that pink is tine’s best colour. i need him in every soft pink thing u can find. it accentuates his skin colour so perfectly and we are Here for it honeyyyy

MIL SHUT THE FUCKUP

sarawat being a savage (rachet booty nasty) we stan

bro get over him oh my god he’s taken and happy with wat LEAVEEEEEE

and man pestering type begins Now ksjfh

i’m like 100000000% sure that the only thing in that whole backpack is a pencil and half of an eraser

im also sure type saw him buy the book since u literally can see him from where man and that girl are and

hold up the waiter looks like a guy from whyru,,,,,,,,,,

i need someone to write a fic about tine being an astronomy lover and wat falling in love with him because of the joy in his eyes when he talks about the stars and interesting facts about the universe and new discoveries of galaxies and other things that wat doesnt really care about but he listens to either way because he’s too in love to shut off his brain

okay back to the episode sorry i just really had to say this

wat really said “don’t take advantage of me when i’m sleeping” when they haven’t even kissed.......... no words, completely speechless

tine probably thought he was being real sneaky right there lmao boy he fell asleep 2 seconds ago

god green really appears for 2 seconds and yet he steals the show KSFJHKFJFS he really was about to beat the person in front of him’s ass for not walking faster im crying i love him

BITCH SHUT UP AND LEAVE THEM ALONE STOP TRYING TO BE A HOMEWRECKER

wat looks so offended by his offer it’s so funny jhfksjhgj still MIL GET THE FUCK OUT

them running around is so funny when u know they had to do that like 20 times and were tired as fuck KSJFHKSHFS

WAT YOU SMOOTH FUCKER i love u

omg the bracelet truly isnt there at the start of the scene :-(

“nuisance tree” lemme just cry a bit

the music stopping here......... they truly played with our feelings there huh

WAT YOU SMOOTH FUCKER 2

the reactions are so kdrama outro i cant breathe KJHFJSFKJS

GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTT

“well, you left him” IM GOING TO STEP ON YOU

bracelet where r u :-(

“it was here a second ago” it wasn’t im an obsessed bitch and noticed just as the scene there started

he looks so worried:-( tine baby

“i can make you a new one” “but i want the old one” why do i feel like that has more than one meaning,,,

half of the times wat touches tine’s head his hands are dirty as fuck lmaoooooo

is- is someone wearing a marihuana dress??????

manbosss again and he has a book

type is the teepakorn brother that can lie and will lie meanwhile tine can’t lie for a living

I LOVE THIS GUY GIVE ME HIS SELF CONFIDENCE

dim really made up a whole spirit just for wat to be with tine lmao i cant breathe (unless the pine tree spirit is an actual thing and he just used it for this specific thing lmao)

“that senior is me” “and who did you go with?” “that was a long time ago” “it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me” “green, drop it!” i love them KSFJHFSJHF

green and wats faces i cant bREATHE these are the faces of people who know this is all fake

BRO WAT WASNT EVEN THAT SLICK WITH THE PAPER IN HIS HAND SJKHSFHHKFS

my guess is that he had two papers that were the same number just incase they didnt get the same number but then somehow mf MIL had to come in and ruin it

i dont know who chose to make bright wear this much brown but it honestly fits him so well

coffee for his soon to be boyfie

man: loving u is kind of bothering? type: o_o man

he’s still reading the book kjshfsf WAIT HES SO CUTE

“you gotta miss me if i don’t show up one day” “just back off. i’m leaving. do not follow me. give me some time to miss you” okay tsundere ass bitch

type’s so rich he’d rather spend money on getting his tire fixed than get it fixed by man for free i hate rich people

he’s also too rich to care to check if his doors were locked i-

“for me?” “do you see anyone else?” bitch ass tsundere

type: smiles, realises he just did that, eyes cutely go o_o

type looks so cute in that scene for no reason im going to eat ur cheeks if u dont stop being a cutie

aaaaaand of course theyre not paired up

dude of course he is youre creepy and also trying to break his relationship apart only because u dont have the decency to see that you dont have a place in his heart whatsoever

dim honey........ jskhsjf

tine’s hair....... PLEASE I NEED TO TOUCH IT IT LOOKS SO FLUFFY

“the spirit doesnt like it when you pray with your eyes opened” did literally no one notice how nonsense that was? KSFJHSJ

GREEN U SCARED THE BABY WHY WOULD U DRESS LIKE THAT

he looks so cute im gonna cry like actually cry

weak ass blankets they gave them i swear

if u cuddled then u wouldnt have been cold but noooooo ur big puppy boyfriend has trust issues

baby:-((((((((((( i will cover u with a blanket and give u lots of kithes and hugs

tine having his phone die at an important moment and also having no sense of direction whatsoever is so relatable lmaooooo

thank god for the rain because otherwise sarawat wouldnt have ran the way tine actually went lmao i wouldve beaten dims ass if mil was the one who found him

this scene hurts so much:-(( his throwing the grass like that in complete defeat??????? the flashback to him saying that bad things seem to happen to them lately makes my heart break

the soft touches:-((((( please im gonna Cry

dnotsaysorrydontsaysorrydonsaysorrydontsayHE SAID SORRY FFS

baby :’((((((

“i prayed for something but i havent redeemed that prayer yet” “what did you ask for?” “it’s if i got to see you again, i would show you the video i made. it’s the song your smile you are so curious about” BITCHHHHHHHHH

HES GONNA SHOW ITTTTTT YES I LOVE HOPELESS ROMANTIC HIGHSCHOOLER SARAWAT

he’s all shy i cant breathe he cant even look at the screen skjfhksh

oh so it was on the same day sksjhj forgot about that

I CRY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

tine is all blushy im gonna sob i love these two

im trying not to scream and tines reaction to wat telling him he went to every scrubb concert just to look for him

ITS NOT GONNA GET STUCK ON THE VIDEO BABY HE WILL LIKE U BACK IN A YEAR!!!!!!

“i like you” “yeah. i know. i like you too” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LITERALLY REWATCHINNG BUT I STILL JUST SCREECHED AT THAT I LOVE THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

their smiles after he said it tho.......... my heart hURTS

wat: the wish only drew us to cross paths again. us being together is because of something else, tine: what then? wat: shout out to my homies for being there for me since day one i love u bros

THE FLASHBACK AAAAAAAA I FOUND HIM YES U DID BABYYYYYY

boss’s whistle after he tells them that he only said he would kiss him until he dropped lmaoooooo

“his name is tine. [with the softest voice ever] what a cute name”

manboss looking at each other like this bitch is so gone for this random dude but we’re gonna support him because we’re the only friends he has

wat was probably wishing the pool had water in it so he could throw both of them into it at that moment KJSFHJSFHF

“he’s the one i like” “shiiiiiit” same dim, same

fan dee nAAAAAA

his ass was so gone he was gonna make his ig username lovetine i literally cant believe him

boss having the braincell in this scene i love it

“but earn has a boyfriend” LIES. SO MANY LIES. ITS A GIRL. SHES A WHOLE LESBIAN.

boss once again being the owner of the braincell...... im starting to think he owns it half of the time

“you get it now? us being together is not a coincidence. it’s because of us” WAT YOU SMOOTH FUCKER 3

wait,,,,, tine’s little head tilt,,,,,,, SIR I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU

the stars!!!!!!!!! theyre there!!!!!!

“i think nothing bad is going to happen anymore” honey you got a big storm coming

it ended :’(((((( my beautiful boys i love this episode and drama so much i swear

lets watch the next episode teaser

i dont think tine is gonna lsiten to pam saying that but if he does,,, baby pls dont overthink okay he loves u and wont leave u for anyone in the world

phukong dont come back to him he knows that u like him and will play with ur feelings

type is gonna have to choose between im guessing either a boy interested in him from work or man and im gonna vote for him going with man lets hope i win

WHAT IS WRNOG WITH U BRO GET OUT HES HIS BOYFRIEND OF COURSE HES GOING TO CARE AND WORRY YOURE JSUT A CREEP FOLLOWING HIM AROUND HOPING THAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP ENDS SO U CAN SNEAK IN UGH

“is pam your first love?” WHY DID U END THE TEASER THERE AAAAAAA BITCH

im so glad that the episode comes out today because i Need to know more

okay thats it if anyone read all of this first of all sorry kjshkfj and second of all thank u ,, u didnt have to but u did and ily for that okay bye

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 06.09.18 lb

ugh i am notttttttttttt looking forward to today’s ep. i’ve been trying to put off watching it for the past 4 hours now... 

soft eyes soft eyes what soft eyes you dumb billu check yourself and your soft eyessssssssss

mohit is typical desi fuckboy husband; apparently the best thing about his wife is how much she takes care of HIM. god. 

“because i love you.” ft. the deadest eyes ever. 

no taj, you’re definitely not “low maintenance”. you’re the most extra sonovabitch ever and putting up with you is clearly wearing on her. 

“SORRY BABY TUMHARA TITLI KO KOI AUR PHOOL PASAND AA GAYA.” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

jfc this bish is drugging him. 

THAT CUP IS SO CLEARLY EMPTY. 

some fucking mindreader he is. anika was right. pooora jhol hai. 

biwi # 1 ke mann mein khatre ki ghanti baji. someone’s about to attack her suhaag. 

jfcccccccccc her dead eyed stare is even scarier up close. 

HOW THE FUCKKKKKKKK IS GAURI’S HAIR (AND EVERYTHING ELSE) SO PERFECT EVEN IN BED????? COME THE FUCK ON MAN, GIVE THE REST OF US GIRLS A FUCKING CHANCE AT SURVIVING. 

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes idhar Rapey Zombie Barbie™ is already working on his kurta buttons. 

WOMAN, IF YOU DON’T GETCHO DAMN HANDS OFF HIM THIS VERY MOMENT.... 

OMFG SHE PUT THE OIL TO HURT GAURI THIS BITCH IS SERIOUSLY ASKING FOR ONE TIGHT SLAP. 

“all men like me.”  waaah, what overconfidence

jfccccccccccccccccccccccccc she’s doing the “gusse mein kitna hot lagte ho” garbage. 

ASKJDHJKASDHKKHKDSF JUST GTFO HIMMMMMMMMMM THIS IS JUST AS TRIGGERING TO WATCH WHEN DAKSH/SHIVAAY WERE FORCING THEMSELVES ON ANIKA WHY IS THIS SHOW SO FUCKING RAPEY

please usss splittttt second mein that anika looked down to fix her dupatta how did Rapey Bitch hide and Shivaay get off the bed to stand in the middle of the room like that??? 

pareshaan nahi hoon main, says the man who looks like THAT. 

haaaye anika why aren’t your patni waale superpowers working right now???????? DON’T GOOOOOOOOOO. 

thissssssssssssssss predatoryyyyyy bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mannnnn. 

great. mohit’s here too. apparently those drugs work for a surprisingly short duration.

“SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!” LMAO YEAH IT CERTAINLY *IS* A SURPRISE THAT YOU’RE HERE IN HIS BEST FRIEND’S ROOM AT THIS TIME, DRESSED LIKE THAT. 

“sorry shivaay, meri titli aisi hai. kuch karne pe aayi toh na din dekhti hai na raat.” 

THEN FUCKING PUT A LEASH ON YOUR FUCKING TITLI YOU DUMBASS. 

god poor shivaay looks so fucking traumatized. iske life mein already kya kam trauma the, ki now sexual assault has also been added to it. 

OK WE GOT IT, YOUR TITLI IS FUCKING WILDDDDDDDDDDDD. BAAR BAAR BOLNE KI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI. NOW TAKE HER AND GO. GOD. 

some creepyass wayyyyyyy-too-close-for-comfort weirdness from mohit also, but again, shivaay is just too traumatized to register what’s happening. COULD YOU BOTH JUST FUCKING LEAVEEEEEE???? 

yuck that was the grossest kiss i’ve seen being blown ever. 

what happened to shivaay’s red ka “phobia”???? why the fuck is he wearing thisssssssss?????????// 

UGH MOHIT WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CREEP, CAN A HUSBAND AND WIFE NOT BE WITHIN 2 FEET OF EACH OTHER WITHOUT IT BEING SEXUAL???? 

a casual “let’s see” thrown out regarding the ETA of omRu. 

please god bring them backkkkkkk already. 

mohit only eats apples for breakfast it seems. who does such weird farmaishein while staying with someone else????? 

i hate this blouse of anika’s. it’s so weirdly gaping at the neck, jaise tailor ne naap sahi nahi liya ho. 

oh great anika and her jadoo garbage again. 

mohit now knows that anika’s been a snoopy bitch who went though his shit. 

shivaay is me. 10000000000% done with this nonsense. 

what the fuck is the deal with this lighter anyway??? 

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ainvayi ka chutiyaapa. 

GREAT. THIS BITCH IS AT IT AGAIN. 

tiniest #riku moment of the day: prinku attempting to overfeed her girl. 

ok nancy, you fucking crazyass bitch you’re really fucking asking for it. 

i have never, ever, EVER, felt worse FOR shivaay in the history of this godforsaken show. ever. 

aw, his first instinct was “anika”. 

but guess his radar doesn’t work too well in this universe. 

mannnnnnnnnnnnnn her dialogue delivery is just.... it’s like watching one of those animatronic statues. 

“kabhi kabhi for a change, cheating karna chahiye.” 

like, whatever floats your boat, but find a consenting partner for that, you crazyass ho. 

“main apni wife ko cheat nahi kar sakta.” 

apni wife! mannnnnnn, where’s anika when you need her around to hear these things???????/ 

how the fuck does nancy know so much about anika being wife only in name and not sharing bed and all??? 

WHERE THE FUCK IS KHANNA TO GUARD SHIVAAY’S FUCKING BODY WHEN YOU NEED HIM TO??????? 

"tum bohut shareef type ke ho.” 

lol ok he’s a lotttttt of things, but SHAREEF isn’t one of them. 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god anika’s here. 

man this Corpse Bride is amazzzzzzzzing at getting out of these situations. someone give me her pathological lying skillz. 

god anika, stop lecturing. 

he seems to like it and find it comforting though. so maybe keep at it. just for now. 

"main ek baat bolun? tum bohut achchi ho.”

lol she’s right to be suspicious. 

awww. tiny moments of domesticity are my favt. 

oh billu. ohhhhhhhhhhh billu. why can’t you just give into your heart (and downstairs brain) already????/ 

OLD O JAANA!!!!!!!!! OLD O JAANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

this bloody aafat of a phone of his. 

why’s SHE running away???? 

okaaaaaaay? why’s she so overexcited that he said her name by mistake? 

poor billu’s lady problems are never-ending today. 

oh great anika and mohit are going out. together. which means.... 

yup. 

NEVER HAVE I BEEN MORE RELIEVED TO SEE KHANNA BE THE ONE MAKE AN ENTRY. 

lollllllll i really can’t tell who is suffering more in this employer-employee relationship of shivaay/khanna. 

why do they keep having the same conversation over and over about the cctv system? khanna says it can’t be done, and shivaay’s like no idc, do it. and khanna just says yes and leaves. like.... ???????????? 

GREAT THE RAPIST IS HERE. 

“sooooooooo hot.” 

relate sooooo hard with shivaay’s stinkeye here. 

waaah, kitni safaai se she converted her casual sexual harassment into a comment about the weather. 

greatttttttttttttttttttttttt, the rapeyness just fucking escalates tomorrow and anika and mohit are gonna walk in on them in a compromising position. just wonderful. when’s this bitch getting murdered again??????????