#but fr bestie just because you can be a baby on my post doesn't mean I have to babysit 😴

[bi-lil-guy]

Motherfuckers be like: "[Insert character] is Not bi!!!"

WRONG! I am currently passionately making out with them, coating them in my bi cooties.

And because we're obviously working on kindergarten logic since you can't see an opposing idea without throwing a tantrum, this clearly means they're bi now :p

[lightyearssurrogatedaddy]

Should I make a New Year's appreciation post too? Cus I saw someone else do it.

Idkkk this year was pretty wack, I met God for five seconds, met God again, improved my art, bawled like a baby, had sixteen sexuality awakenings before I decided to go unlabeled, and met some pretty incredible people that I plan on canibalistically consuming.

Started last year hating myself and crying, started this year feeling grumpy but that's prolly just because I woke up early today. I learned this terrible, terrible fact that I'm allowed to be loved and I spear fought that for a good few months ngl.

Learned that being cringe is awesome

Learned how to write

Learned that people are more terrifying than what I previously anticipated but that just makes me love them even more

I know the meaning of life (no I don't) (I've scraped it up to "fuck around and find out" and I suggest it as s tier advice) (actually no I don't)

Learned how to make a boiled potato (singular)

Life's pretty cool I didn't expect this at all. It threw me a curveball at half time and I got all my teeth knocked out. It's been a weird experience so far, I think I, did that thing, yk that thing humans do, yeah I think I shed a few cells and grew a little bit. Whoa. Crazy.

I learned that in hindsight this post doesn't really matter, but that's not gunna stop ME from giving a smooch to everyone I love. They like, changed the way I exist. I don't remember feeling this loved and thought of before, it's eerie, really eerie.

Learned how to like myself even a tiny bit, because of all of you. I owe you a lot.

(am I allowed to tag people?) (Sorry I'm still borderline new at this) (I don't wanna bother anyone with my silliness) (maybe I'll just say your names instead of tagging you and hope it magically summons you) (or maybe I won't)

@crunchontoast (for yk, everything. If I even attempt to write it all out we'll be here for days. Summing it up feels inadequate but I realize that I don't have to explain anything in a post to strangers online. Cus you already know and that's awesome)

@karineverse (for being a real one and listening to me ramble. Helping me figure out shapes for characters. You're a silly sills)

@fl0w3rg0at (for being one of my besties for almost three years at this point, I think. Whoa yeah. And for sticking with me through all my crappy phases)

I'm feeling awkward I hate emotions (‼️‼️‼️)

My Mom (thank you mom. ✨How did you survive me✨)

My Cousin (for getting me Hollow Knight for Christmas. And also for texting me once per year) (a real one fr)

My Cat (for giving me snuggles when I most needed it)

I wanna tag Tacol0ser can I tag Tacol0ser? Anyways (for being the silly guy in my Ao3 comments section and giving me bursts of confidence. You're cool)

My Bestie Since 1st Grade (for being like a sister to me, our lives are pretty rough and I'm glad we have each other. Let's hold hands and go downtown for pizza again)

Oh sorry did you expect more people? My b most of them are off Tumblr. Anyways I tried tell me when to delete this cus my nerves are getting the best of me.

Ah wait and thanks for Tumblr for giving me a shitton of new memes to bother folks with.

[planetdream]

NAUR NOT THAT DILDO TRAINING POST BEING REMEMBERED

Okay but fr Chan is going to be nice about it hands down 😫😫 unlike our boi seungmin I think he's going to buckle if you're struggling, he'll be mean about it at first but when you're actually crying and whining and that damn thing still won't fit he'll just be rubbing your stomach and pressing kisses into your skin while your legs are shaking - but ofc he's still gonna make it fit because it's chan 😌 and it makes you feel good amiright?

Or it could go the other way and hard dom daddy chan comes out to play

Aldjchkxlsd dream can you write something about the whole of skz with that I'm absolutely obsessed with the concept now

- ♏

your wish is my command, my love <3

so obviously...there are going to be some not-so-nice members when it comes to dildo training. namely being seungmin, minho, and maybe jeongin. the others are typically indifferent or nice when train you to take it.

— seungmin, as explained here and a lil bit here, is very mean and condescending. he knows you can take it, so why aren't you?? is a bit disappointed in you, and will vocalize it. but like i said, practice makes perfect and you get a whole lot of praise when you can finally take all of it in your cunt. and once you finally can, he makes you sit on it and stay like that with a vibrator on your clit until you're squirming and coming around it.

— another meany is minho :( but that's a given because you were saying that you could take it when in reality you can't :( perhaps this will be a learning experience for you, brat. i think minho likes pushing you close to your limits but not completely. ultimately, he just wants to make a mess of you and he's so so so proud when you finally take it! likes to play with your clit while he inches the dildo into you. honestly gets really into degrading you during it !!

— jeongin is just so fucking fascinated ?? sorry to always be like whore innie this, whore innie that but once you think about whore innie you can't stop :( ANYWAYS, he's all wide-eyed at the fucking stretch of your cunt around the dildo. it's not even his cock that you're squeezing around but he can feel himself leaking in his pants bc of it. just has to hold you down and make you take it aaaaaa

and now for the nicer ones: chan, hyunjin, felix, jisung, and changbin. they'll go soft and slow for you, of course, as you'll see they can be a lil rough about it but that only because they KNOW you can take it.

— my lovely ♏️ bestie already gave an excellent example of chan as above; and here's another! he's caring and takes his time with you. doesn't want you to be too overwhelmed yet at the same time he'll fuck another inch (or two) of the dildo into you; just keeping it there. maybe even a few licks at your clit before he's inching more of it inside you. he knows his baby can take it!! y/n fighting! SKKDS(#&&@&^@#&

— big dick hyunjin !!!!!!! knows that you 100% can take this dildo if you can take his dick, so he doesn't understand why you're struggling a bit?? eventually gets a little tired of the back and forth and just treats it like it's his cock and the tiny thrust become a lot faster. will pull the dildo out and slap it on your clit a few times before thrusting it back into you "cmon, pretty. imagine it's my cock. there you go, you got it"

— changbin would 100% just rather train you to take his cock WITH his cock. but his dick is very THICK so sometimes you struggle to take him. which is where dildo training both your cunt and your mouth comes into play. likes to make you sit on the dildo and just rub circles on your tummy. lids low with lust bc he just knowsss how deep inside of you it is, and can't wait for that to be his cock. probably throws it way once you got the hang of it tho—his cock will be the only one you’re taking from that point forward!

— felix is so so so soft and even offers to stop once the stretch becomes a bit too much for you. he loves watching you fuck your other toys and ended up buying you a new one that was a bit on the larger side. as soft as he is, something about seeing you struggling to take the dildo inside your cunt just makes his mouth water ?? tiny kisses on your belly or your clit though, he's trying to soothe the sting :((

— a bit lost on where jisung stands on this matter, but it's simple: jisungie loves pussy (and pussy loves him). like lixie, likes to see you playing with your toys and seeing you struggle to take one ??? literally foaming at the mouth, hand on yours trying to help you guide it into your pussy even though he's shaking and breathing heavily. literally cannot handle it and wants to fuck you right then and there.

this took the life outta me LMAO srry for errors as always </3

[cattles-bians]

Damie Vibecca exes AU part 4

post directory

[em note: this one is LONG i had to split it!!!]

obsetress: deflecting to viola protecting becs

obsetress: once they are dating

obsetress: and thinkin thoughts

em: viola asks rebecca if she wants to put a hit out on peter and rebestiecca is like????

em: that’s hot but

em: u can do that? also maybe don’t. but mostly that’s hot

obsetress: i was literally gonna say peter is still her ex and he's a persistent fucker even though it's been a year at least and viola's response is... not far off from canon!

obsetress: becca just stares at her for a minute and then she's cupping viola's cheek and murmuring "come here" and pulling her down

obsetress: they're like kissing or whatever and rebecca's murmuring "that was hot, you know" between kisses and viola's like "oh?" and becca's like "don't be cheeky, you know it was" and vi just grins against her mouth

em: I’m Really Invested In This Crack Ship

obsetress: ok but rebecca tells jamie and dani about vi offering to put a hit on peter and they're both understandably and reasonably aghast and rebecca's just like (takes a sip of wine, ducks head, smiles to self) i think it's sweet

obsetress: dani and jamie look at each other out of the corners of their eyes

obsetress: (later, dani agrees how absolutely out of line it is but also admits that it sure does feel nice to be so taken care of sometimes)

obsetress: (jamie throws a pillow at her)

obsetress: also thinking about secret soft vibecca are sometimes and how horrified dani and jamie are the first time they see it with their own eyes

em: jamie and dani excessive PDA queens get a taste of their own medicine

em: it’s so funny that i’m like. always on the verge of viola horny posting but as soon as it’s vibecca i’m like look at these babies. these beautiful babies

obsetress: viola and rebecca kissing one (1) time at brunch and jamie, arm slung around dani’s shoulders, is like “oi, no one wants to see that” and dani, leaning into jamie, one hand in her lap, crinkles her nose and rebecca’s like “y— you’re kidding, right?”

obsetress: also like. we talk a lot about what vi does for rebecca but also like

obsetress: vi massive abandonment issues and rebecca just

obsetress: she just stays

em: ur gonna Kill me here lies em

obsetress: i know i didn’t mean to and then i just

obsetress: i can’t think too hard abt them or i will Melt Down but just like

em: look if rebecca can see the best in someone as awful as peter

em: viola isnt nearly as terrible

obsetress: esp vi post dani like

obsetress: she’s obnoxious and haughty and neoliberal but

obsetress: radical love goes a long way!

obsetress: rebecca grounding her thru touch and rebecca slipping her hands around vi’s and easing them loose when vi’s hands start to clench and rebecca just pressing a kiss to viola’s temple and murmuring “i’m here, yeah? with you. not going anywhere”

em: like i just think after eddie dani wouldnt like, just go w the flw any more. like i think abt her challenging viola occasionally

em: lovingly! gently

but like, holding her accountable

em: also violas absolutely little spoon

em: like i know blah blah viola top rebecca top leaning switch but viola little spoon

obsetress: “actually viola” (vi always knows she’s in trouble when dani calls her viola) “that was really hurtful” “i’m sorry you feel that way, dani, but—“ “i don’t need you to be sorry for how i feel. i need you to show me you’re sorry for what you did”

em: dani calls vi the Full Name and viola knows shes in trouble bc thats at least 4 extra vowels w danis midwest accent

em: it is always v surprising how much like, working w kids equips you to work w adults. b/c at least w kids you dont have layers and layers of social nuance to work through. u can just say 'hey. that was hurtful and your apology sucks'

obsetress: meanwhile dani’s over here trying to explain to vi intent vs impact and how no, it’s not semantics or nuance, it’s actually kind of a chasm

em: i kind of love like um. look viola is terrible but she wasnt born terrible

obsetress: she just has a lot to unlearn

em: and id belive that even if i wasnt a ghostfucker thats just rogers theory of self actualisation babyeee

obsetress: dani viola big fight n dani's like

obsetress: "i'm sorry and i love you but it's not my job to fix you, vi" and she just breaks down and she's like "it's not"

obsetress: jesus why did my brain take THAT turn

em: wrow

em: its ok i was gonna be like 'so they obvs break up at some point....'

obsetress: anyway viola just stares at her for a second and then she's like "you put the 'i'm sorry' before the 'i love you'"

obsetress: and dani just stares at her for a long time and she's like "yeah. i guess i did"

em: HANNAH

em: BESTIE

obsetress: i KNOW what the FUCK

obsetress: anyway dani's like "i guess i did" and vi's like "is that it then?" and dani just looks at her with her puffy eyes and is like "i think so"

obsetress: dani clayton queen of saying "i love you" over and over in the midst of breaking up w someone

em: well! she has a lot of love to give but, she also has to love herself sometimes!

em: i was thinking abt scenarios n i just remembered that. whole video rental shop thing so i think that slots in nicely

[em edit: u can read here]

obsetress: god i love that lil scene

em: dani sends viola a tentative little meme peace offering and they get back to talking and its nice but maybe a bit awkward and viola mentions like, going to therapy and seeing someone for help n its

obsetress: vi's stewing on "i can't fix you" for weeks and then she's begrudgingly. BEGRUDGINGLY calling a therapist

em: like its still awkward and dani is still nursing some wounds but she can ALSO be happy for someone she used to care about

em: still cares about!

obsetress: she's always gonna love her in some way or another

obsetress: but yeah also like. smth to viola being too stubborn to do anything she doesn't wanna do except suddenly when dani clayton gets involved and that feels p canon in its own way too

em: 'i cant fix u' weird bc every time i see viola im like 'i can fix her'

obsetress: it's like ur in my head bestie

em: how do u think viola and rebestiecca met

em: not that u think abt it or anything

obsetress: MAN i was just thnking

obsetress: in this universe how did dani and jamie meet but i guess it can still just be bly tbh

obsetress: as for vi and bestiecca hmmm

em: am so caught up in the joy of fucked up interpersnal dynamics i forgot a meet cute

obsetress: honestly part of me wants to be like

obsetress: on some dating app but a dating app for posh people yk

obsetress: but then i'm like

obsetress: that takes all the meet cute fun out of it

obsetress: oh GOD

obsetress: i got it

obsetress: ready

obsetress: so like viola landlord we know this

obsetress: and then i was watching whatever ep three the other day and bex mentions wanting to do public law right

em: oooooh

obsetress: bex public housing attorney

em: OOH

obsetress: they meet at some conference

obsetress: hit it off prob fuck lbr

obsetress: and then

obsetress: comedy of errors

obsetress: whoever stays the night, they sleep together again in the morning, breakfast in bed, bex is like "so what do you do, anyway"

em: hjgbjshmdnfbmngbmhnbgs,hndg m,shndgds

em: YES

obsetress: and then they just

em: WHEEZES

obsetress: also i like to think rebecca invites vi back to her hotel room and vi is so charmed by her taking charge ("""taking charge""") that she lets her

obsetress: and then like

obsetress: god for a while what if they just like

obsetress: they're so mortified and morally and fundamentally at odds but like

obsetress: the sex is so good???????

obsetress: that they keep just meeting up and then

em: romeo and juliet situation

obsetress: yk how it goes

obsetress: the sex is good and they see each other as like

em: thats so fucking good thank u hannah

obsetress: super rare intellectual equals whatever

obsetress: thank u i am exceedingly proud rn

obsetress: honestly at this point i'm

obsetress: rebecca and vi uhaul change my mind

obsetress: like not too quick because isabel but, quick enough to be considered

em: so the joke is like. obviously 'extremely pda damie' but when rebecca and vi are alone they Also cannot get their hands off each other

obsetress: they both just. worry about appearances too much meanwhile

obsetress: tweedle dee and tweedle dum in the overalls and mom jeans dgaf

em: accidentally seeing ur friends compromised is just part of the package of being friends w damie. however jamie accidentally catches vibecca in the act and shes Horrified

em: hypocrits

em: danis like yeah what do u. think theyre doing

em: dani is nonchallant bc shes dated viola of all people

obsetress: i mean could you imagine

obsetress: between vi and dani's just

obsetress: insatiable libido

em: HADNT IMAGINED UNTIL NOW BUT YEAH

obsetress: dani, very seriously: jamie, when two women love each other––

em: dani likes dating jamie bc it means she can top occasionally :) maybe even more than occasionally

em: jamies like ooh my god i knw i know how are u so casual about... rebecca... and ... viola... (dani just pulls her in fr a smooch)

obsetress: they have each other's clothes half off and dani's like "i'm so casual because i dated her too, babe" and jamie's like "can we not have this conversation right n"

obsetress: also i still have this on my clipboard from earlier we bopped around so fast but

obsetress: vi and bex hooking up early on:

obsetress: rebecca knocks on vi's door at, like, 6:00 pm after work, vi opens it, rebecca just grabs her and kisses her, vi pulls her in, becca kicks it closed behind her, vi shoves her against the door and they're kissing against it, then vi's ducking her head to kiss along rebecca's neck and rebecca's like "how many people did you evict today" as she angles her head and then viola's finding her lips again and tugging at her lower lip with her teeth "probably not as many landlords as you shortchanged today" and rebecca's laughing and pushing her backwards down the hall as viola tugs at her blouse

em: GOD. viola is probably like

em: ok, disclaimer: fuck all landlords

em: but at least in this fantasy world perhaps viola is 'fairly' 'reasonable' n shes absolutely playing it up for the hate sex angle n rebecca Maybe Assumes shes lying but

em: stupid morons in love

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: i think i've mentioned this before but like

obsetress: now that it's more fleshed out

obsetress: then they're at drinks one night (and when did it go from just sex to drinks? neither of them could tell you) and viola's kinda quiet n moody (n rebecca already knows she Gets Like This sometimes and that she'll usually say whatever she's thinking eventually) and finally she's like

obsetress: "i have... a daughter" and rebecca's just like "tell me about her" like it's the easiest thing in the world

obsetress: and viola's head snaps over and she stares because she was.... not expecting that

obsetress: and so viola does

obsetress: and rebecca's just like "i'd love to meet her one day"

em: soft.....

obsetress: they always turn back to soft

obsetress: like they have a fuckin mind of their own

em: rapidly oscillate between horny and soft

obsetress: that's the mood

em: violas probably like. yknow, rebecca's young and up and cming n she probably assumes rebesticca isnt interested as something as full on as a kid but shes like 'do you have any photos'

obsetress: fuck!!!!!!!!!

em: rebeccas like do u think i didnt. see the photos at ur apartment lmao

em: theres a childs drawing on the fridge

obsetress: rebecca has known almost from the jump but was

obsetress: giving viola her time

obsetress: also smth smth giving her time instead of time wearing her away etc etc we're all in hell

em: cracks knuckles

em: bestie....

obsetress: pls

obsetress: it's what i deserve

obsetress: first tho

obsetress: consider

obsetress: the way viola's face lights up when she's talking about isabel and showing rebecca all the pictures

obsetress: hold pls

em: soft......

obsetress: this one chief

obsetress: right here

[jojosbabe]

TW: what I'm about to post is my own personal opinions. THIS ISN'T A FEEL GOOD NICE POST. I HAVE PLENTY OF THOSE. this is a pure uncensored vent post.

I'm tired of people treating kakyoin like dogshit and some plaything.

If you do not like this kind of content.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT READ THIS!!!!

Keep scrolling and ignore this post. I respeat once again. This is a warning. This is a vent post. Im not sugarcoating because the template and original post said not to so i didnt. So please. If you do not like vent posts or can't handle that kind of content please scroll away.

Last warning.

Ok.

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1) what’s a Hot Take you have about your f/o?

: JOTARO AND HIM ARE NOT LOVERS. BARELY EVEN FRIENDS AND IM SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING THAT JUST BECAUSE HE IS A BEAUTIFUL BISHI BOY. IT PISSES ME OFF!

2) on what do you disagree with other fans of your f/o?: *cracks knuckles*

• He isn't some uwu sweetie nwice boy. He is a sweetheart,yes. He is kind,yes. But he aint a pushover and isn't some fragile wallflower. He isn't a crazy gremlin. But he can get pretty weird at times. But that's just how he is.

• He isn't some kind of weak,sad baby, either. He is human just in the same. He has complex emotions too people.

• Again i don't see him and jotaro together romantically and barely even platonically. They hardly interact and araki stated they didn't really get along and if it wasnt for the fact they are both stand users,they wouldn't even bother helping each other. It doesn't mean they don't care about each other. But no more than anyone else who cares for a fellow human being. Like it's in a general sense not a "besties ol pal of mine" sense. Kakyoin was bffs with polnareff more. Jotaro was more just focused on saving his mothers life. Like fr fr.

• Kakyoin isn't a milf hunter. He said "SOMEONE WHO IS KIND LIKE JOTARO'S MOM NOT JOTAROS MOTHER HERSELF!!! HE DIDN'T WANT HER. HE ONLY WANTED SOMEONE WITH A PERSONALITY LIKE HERS,AKA KIND,SWEET,GENTLE,AND SOMEONE WHO CAN PUT HIM AT EASE. AKA A LOVER WHO MAKES HIM FEEL COMFORTABLE TO BE AROUND." Okuyasu is the real milf hunter because he flat out called josuke's mom hot. Granted a lot of people did. But oku legit was eyeing his momma. So fans can miss me with that horsecrap.

• Kakyoin is a gamer. An artist. And is a leo. Leos don't all love the spotlight. They aren't all egotistical. And some are just chill. Sure maybe they want the attention of the special someone in their life. But thats bout it. And im kinda sick of people thinking that. But araki also didn't think bout astrology well because it was an afterthought. Some of his stuff dont add up with some characters. Sorry not sorry.

• KAKYOIN'S NOT THE FATHER/MOTHER OF JOLYNE. SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING THAT JUST BECAUSE HER STAND IS STRING POWERS. GOOD FUCKING CHRIST! stand sometimes have the same powers. Don't make you related you dumba$$es. God. Some people are so fucking annoying.

3) did you used to ship your f/o with anyone before realizing you wanted to ship them with yourself ?: no. And never will.

4) do you feel like you have to defend your f/o all the time?: yes. I kinda kin with kakyoin too. So this extra pisses me off

5) what’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard about your f/o, either on the internet or irl?: That he was r*pe by dio. That pissed me off. Like wtaf would you even want that hc?!!!! That's awful. Ooc for even dio. And traumatizing for people in general. Anyone who agrees with that hc can fuck off into hell!

6) what are some tropes that fan art of your f/o tends to follow?: too many and a lot are painful to look at.

7) did your f/o deserve better?: YES

8) do you even like the source your f/o comes from or do you only watch it for them & nothing else?: yes i do. But some shit isn't well written.

9) do you distance yourself from other fans of your f/o or their source?: sometimes but more so with this character.

10) how did you feel when you realized “oh of course i had to like That Character”?: well i just thought oh shit. His stand is cool. He's pretty. And oh shit he shares the same sign.... crap and some personality. Well crap.

11) do you think it’s better to have a copious amount of content for your f/o, even with the risk of finding a lot of ship art, or better to have a lot less?: sometimes

12) aren’t you tired of being nice? this is an excuse to rant.: *breathes in*

I just find it funny how fans seem to take one sweet,cute nerdy weirdo bishi boy. And try to make him their bitch whipping boy for wank material.

They never do this with josuke. And he's waaaaay more fucking queer. No offense. (Tho i still dont ship him with his best okuyasu. Because i see them like family and i finally get non toxic men bonding and being friends and y'all kinda fuck that up by shipping them together sorry. I just see them as friends and fam for each other)

Why?

Why kakyoin?

Why can't y'all leave him alone?

Kakyoins a cool guy. Who doesn't deserve this crap. He barely got any love in canon. So why do fans treat him like this?

Also sorry not sorry. Jotok*k shippers can legit fuck off.

I'd rather sniff jalapeno juice and suffer through that pain then deal with them for 2 seconds.