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starryjkoo · 4 months

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PJM2 + Solo Music Timeline Theory pt2

So I already did my big desperate timeline prediction post, but now that we got RPWP and another possible PJM2 hint with MMM, I do have some updated thoughts. So here’s a pt2.

I’m going to stick with my prediction that PJM2 could be a summer album, and if so I think that a July release would make a lot of sense considering the album release pattern that has sort of emerged (although one time is definitely not enough to establish a pattern lol).

Basically there was exactly two months between the release of HOTS (march 29th) and RPWP (may 24th), and exactly one month between HOTS release and RPWP preorders. That means if we keep the same pattern the next album will come out at the end of July with preorders opening end of June.

This would actually be perfect considering the first half of June is going to be dedicated to Jin’s return and FESTA. What better way to cap off FESTA celebrations than an album announcement? And this schedule is the perfect way to keep content flowing without gaps or too much overlap.

We know for FESTA content we’re getting Jin’s return, RPWP MV #4 (iirc), and my guess would be possibly Jikook show teaser/announcement, maybe a group single from the vault like Take Two? There might be some more subunit variety content like MMM too. I’m sure they have some stuff planned. Plus Jin returning will be huge.

Also this album release order would follow another pattern (that might be unintentional) but basically it would be following their debut album release order: JITB -> Indigo -> FACE, HOTS -> RPWP -> PJM2

If JK releases a single after PJM2 it would also somewhat follow this pattern considering Seven came after FACE, and I don’t think Yoongi is going to be dropping music if he’s really keeping an extra low profile because of alternative enlistment. Although Fri(end)s would be the outlier here, so maybe I’m overthinking this part lol.

I still think the Jikook show could come out during the summer and be used to promote both of Jikook’s music releases. JK also hinted that he had something big in the summer so I’m still assuming it’s going to be a single (unless he’s the one with an album).

I somehow forgot about JKs documentary when I made my last post. I can’t remember if there was any actual information about when it would be released? But if we don’t have any idea, I could see September working really well if they use his birthday month like Jimin did for the Production Diary.

If JK has a single in August it would flow perfectly into Golden documentary and bonus documentary content in September. If he’s the one to release music in July I could also see it being released for Seven anniversary too.

But there’s definitely enough time for Jikook to both release music between June - August if one of them is releasing a single and the other an album, although that would be crazy considering Jikook are probably going to have the most intense releases as far as charting goes. I could see either of them releasing in September/October too. I won’t survive if we have to wait until 2025 for PJM2 so I’m not going to entertain that train of thought just yet, and JK said summer for himself so.

I guess we’ll have to wait and see. I really have no idea! This is definitely probably way too much speculation based on absolutely nothing substantial 😭 but this is how I keep myself sane while the fandom implodes.

But yeah, my current prediction timeline is

First half of June - Jin return, FESTA content, RPWP MV, maybe Jikook show teaser 2nd half of June - PJM2 announcement and preorders 1st half of July - possible PJM2 prerelease and content, maybe Jikook show starts 2nd half of July - PJM2, MMM mini edition August - JK releases a single or EP + Jikook show could start if it hasn’t yet September - possible JK documentary with extra content and rollout similar to Jimin’s Production Diary, or once again Jikook show if it hasn't started yet October - Hobi returns, maybe Jin album announcement? (if we were following previous pattern it would be an album at the end of the month, but that's probably way too soon)

And then obviously the rest of the year will be mostly Jin album, maybe also a single, and various promotions and activities + not sure how soon Hobi will start releasing content but he did say he had plans post-enlistment so we’ll definitely see something. And I do think a mini tour in 2025 seems crazy but possible. That would absolutely fill up the beginning of the year with something big and exciting to tide ARMYs over until June.

I can’t remember if Namjoon or Taehyung mentioned documentaries for their albums? But that could happen too, and I’m sure that the enlisted members have more surprises outside of their major music releases considering MMM came out of nowhere, so maybe some mini subunit variety content, or some more singles and collabs.

Still I hope this timeline is right. I don’t think I could handle a much longer wait for PJM2 or the travel show tbh 😭

#jimin #pjm2 #bts #well i was wrong about jkk show for festa #BUT #jkk show could still be summer #and I still think PJM2 for summer #but i could be wrong 🤡#this is just for fun #because i make lists when im stressed #also i just wanted this documented somewhere in case i was right lmao #but no one come at me if im wrong 😭#sometimes their schedules make NO sense #also i'm a pessimist so I'm not 100% JM is releasing an album #but i really hope so 🫠

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fitzykreiner · 3 months

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nikolaj’s hair is so soft and fluffy in nightwatch

#nightwatch (1994)#nattevagten #nikolaj coster waldau #also i think the english language remake used that same pic for the detective when he was young #i could be totally wrong since i watched the ewan version like two months ago. but it looks really familiar #my memory is crap so now i’m questioning if that picture in the office really is of the detective or if it was of another guy #i don’t remember. but either way i’m pretty sure the same photo was used #also i’m like 8 minutes in just going ‘wow so the english version is almost exactly the same word for word and shot for shot’#cue me realizing i’m stupid. of course it’s the same they both had the same director 😭🤡

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theflyingfeeling · 9 months

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#not-very-seriously contemplating making a fitalk sideblog #just so i could ramble on about my fic ideas like the lunatic i am without bothering anyone #because istg i come up with at least 3 new ideas a day and more if necessary #but i'm too self-conscious to do that on my main blog too often because i always manage to convince myself no one actually cares #and that the only few people who do seem to care only care because they want to be supportive #and/or think it's cute i'm so passionate about the fics/pairing or whatever #and there's nothing wrong with that and i'm thankful of course!#but it sort of makes me feel like a child being praised by adults ya know? 😭#and idk maybe i just feel like this because i used to share a hyperfixation OTP with a friend #and i'd come up with new fic ideas/headcanons for our OTP on a daily basis #until the friend admitted they weren't even that into the pairing #they just found it adorable to see how enthusiastic i was thinking of stories of them :)#which made me feel like such an idiot lol silly me thought they were as into it as i was #like. i get the need to infodump about hyperfixations to a friend even if the friend is not into the hyperfixation #especially if you don't know anyone else to whom you could talk about it #but i don't need that personally. i'd rather talk about my hyperfixations to someone who actually wants to hear it #and not just because they think i'm being adorable or they want to support me #i can very well keep it all to myself or just idk talk to myself?? lol #so yeahhhh i kinda don't want to make myself feel like a clown like that again 🤡#i do realise i think about fic ideas an unhealthy amount probably lol #but then again isn't that what actual published authors do all the flipping time?! the only difference is that i'm not getting paid for it😤#this wasn't supposed to become a rant lol the words just started flooding #anywayyyyy who wants to hear about my royalty!aleksi / ballet dancer!olli fic idea with side roommates-with-benefits olli/joonas?#additional tags include 'helping the other put on make-up' and 'anal fingering'. if you even care #(pls don't actually ask it's ridiculous)

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random0lover · 11 months

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Found out today that almost everyone at work is talking shit about me lol

Y’all wanna know why? Cause they don’t fucking like my dad 💀

(Rant in tags)

#my dad has been working here longer than I have- like a year and almost 2 months and when he started working here there was shit tons of #favoritism and only the people they liked could do the ‘extra’ jobs that are way easier and more enjoyable and he wanted to change that caus #that shit isn’t fair y’know anyways shit got changed and they all don’t like him for it even though the regular employees were more happy #cause they now have a fair opportunity to do different jobs #but my favorite part is I don’t do shit wrong they just don’t like me because of my dad 🤡#like make that make sense 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m always nice to people even the ones that are rude-I don’t really talk to people and keep to myself #so like how are they talking shit? probably about how I look and probably about how much I keep to myself #I fucking hate people sometimes istg #like fuck all this- I come to work to make money and go home… we’re not in high school where there’s a bunch of little clicks #there shouldn’t be a fucking mean girl group at work 🤦🏻‍♀️#anyways sorry for the rant #random0lover rambling ♡

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trashbaget · 6 months

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tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with #but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this #i can’t just. talk to the guy #if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that #i can barely even say hello to him #don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like #ah fuck there he is #okay you can do it just say hi #just say what’s up #and then he’s already gone #also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin #ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍#but like. i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction #or like. an actual conversation.#which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or #i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what)#anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴#i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at #least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.)#anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault #too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair #but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side #where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20 #mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡#but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number #who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21 #his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦#cheers to being fools universe

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vermiliondrug · 5 months

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my semi-annual complaint about wanting to make my own IF, but fail to get started because I am way too clueless to get and understand coding in general without getting my brain fried.

#I tend to choose the wrong time to do it but #it frustrates me!!!#i wish it could be one of those block programming thingies so I dont have to do all the hard work #but alas!#honestly i just need to sit down and properly get into it #but i often make it too complicated in my head and need a proper visual reference for what a certain code do to make a certain function wor #rather than read texts that explains what they do 🤡#storywise and contentwise I think I have everything its just the coding damnit

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luwukass · 1 year

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so urhm apparently the last three rerecording copyrights have been approved…

now im Not in the clown train of “drop everything now” bc her dropping more than one album at once is just a bad idea BUT i am on the clown train that every single rerecording is gonna be released/announced by end of tour

i think 8/9 aka last us show is gonna be the 1989 announcement probably with a release in september ish

then halfway through the international leg will be the rep announcement with the album out soonish after

and to end tour closing night will be the announcement of debut tv with a release date in like the next 2-3 months

#my posts 💕#clowning 🤡#i could be very wrong #i have so many diff theories about her next albums and half of them cancel out the others

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burnhamandtilly · 1 year

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part of the "when it's winter and i'm out here in summer clothes 🤡" south america gang

#WHY IS IT SO HOT 😵#i feel like this might be the hotest winter on record #i could be wrong tho #but i just know summer' gonna be the worst 🤡#anyways here's me after getting ready to take a xray of my elbow and when i got there the machine was broken #at least i didn't had to pay for it... small mercies i guess #my face

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guinevereslancelot · 2 years

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on the outside i may look fine but on the inside i am fighting the urge to cut my own bangs

#perhaps i am filled with hubris but i think i could do it and i think i would look good with curtain bangs 🤡#mostly tho i hate having my hair long around my face it feels like its always in my face #if i had some hair scissors rn i would do something unwise #i watched some tutorials it looks easy what could go wrong #i know the answer #this has been a shitpost #humor #don't worry i won't actually do it probably lol

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turbo-virgins · 2 years

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my practice exam says that if you can get about 90% of the questions right, then you can pretty much consider yourself ready for the actual exam. okay cool. I take the practice exam. I get a 73%. Not bad. Could be worse. I clearly have some things to study. I identify what areas are most confusing to me and study those. Seems like a good strategy right? I take the practice exam again. And you know what my score was?? 73 FUCKIGN PERCENT!!!!!!!

#OOOOOOOUUUUGGHH #THIS time around I realized #that I am a DUMBASS #🤡🤡🤡#and I missed the bit where you could review what you got wrong #so now I’m reviewing my ACTUAL fuck ups #damn it #just slap some clown paint and a red nose on me and take me to the circus

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calcharos · 13 days

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as a socially awkward introvert who is also a hypochondriac choosing a career that requires interacting with hundreds of people with possible illnesses every day and being actually great at it is making me question if i've been faking all my personality

#like dont get me wrong i would still stay at home all day if i could #and i also wash my hands like a million times a day #but i actually enjoy my job a looot #like i love helping patients answering their questions and all #it just feels so good to be helpful and acting kind and empathetic just comes so naturally #having days working alone in the lab and making suppositoria all day helps a lot tho #i somehow am able to do all this but id feel awkward doing my dream (being a streamer/youtuber making money at home playing games) 🤡

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wonboos · 2 months

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i'd love to check out your ocs if they're really 30+

as much as this is honestly my dream ask, you truly would not, anon! i can get so so unbelievably annoying about my made up people as a grown man, it's honestly embarrassing. also they're genuinely just some guys that my partner and i came up with on a random afternoon a couple years ago (which resulted in, really, way too many aus), so to an average tumblr oc enthusiast they would most likely seem boring. thank you for asking though, it's very sweet!

#answered #by way too many aus i mean genuinely around 31 scenarios of various degrees of uniqueness if i remember correctly #(yes i have a list because of my. mental illness)#but obviously they're not all fully developed plots we just like to put our guys in situations #the most fleshed out are probably main (not for any specific or interesting plot but rather because that's where everything started)#the one where there's just the main pair of characters and everything goes horribly wrong #and the sort of fantasy one which which would have the most potential to be turned into a book if i were a diligent writer #(this one also has a bunch more characters and different arcs but at its core it's kind of a power-scaling shonen. set in britain)#the wrong one and the fantasy one specifically are what i would be at my peak annoying about #so yeah 🤡#i love you!!!!!!! for asking though anon #i know it's very very silly but it's the sweetest thing you could possibly say to me

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theflyingfeeling · 5 months

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oh for fuck's saaaaaaake 😐

#a student didn't pass their linguistics exam so i returned it to them for revision #with my commentary on what needs to be improved without explicitly pointing out which answers are wrong #and the new answers they have submitted are just as wrong only with different/fancier words 🤡#like. dear child if i tell you to identify only _phrases_ and not entire _sentences_ from the text #and even tell you which exercises that we have done in class will help you with identifying _phrases_ instead of _sentences_#then WHY. THE FUCK. ARE YOU STILL. USING ENTIRE FUCKING SENTENCES IN THIS TASK?!!?!?!?#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhdfhhdfsfhsfhshf #and if i tell you to be more specific with your analysis #instead of going ''it could mean this but it could also mean that'' because HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EVALUATE THAT #''more specific'' does not mean ''the exact same answer but put in a more formal way'' 😐#yes dear child i KNOW none of those things are _explicitly stated_ in the text you're analysing #that's why you need to COMPARE the two texts and make CONCLUSIONS based on that comparison 😭#like. bro. just choose one or the other way to analyse it?! if you argue it well enough your guess is just as good as mine!#i should have maybe just told them to pick the other option for that task since they clearly completely missed the point of this one #but i wanted to give them another chance 😔#the world's longest sigh

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succubi-tch · 9 months

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Why does none of this sound correct lol....