#but if you command the player character to do the opposite of that obvious trivial solution they just tell you to go fuck yourself

[prokopetz]

Parser IF where the player character doesn't like you and deliberately misconstrues or otherwise fucks up all of your commands. Each room/puzzle is complicated by a different flavour of contrariness; e.g., in one room the player character might exploit homophone confusion to misinterpret your commands; in another the player character might simply do the exact opposite of what you instruct; and so forth.