I respect the Starks because if I was there to command the Battle of Bastards, I would stop mid-fight just to fuck Ramsay. I am sorry, but the sight of him sweaty, violent and covered in blood is too much for me.
Ramsay, with a knife to my throat: did you just put your hand in my pants?
Me: well, what would you say to take a little break, fuck each other senselessly and then go back to killing each other?
sub oscar 😭🫠 i definitely need to write something about that…. just thinking about it makes me 🥺 praises praises praises, he would melt 🥺 like he’ll do anything for you just because he knows he’ll get called a good boy after…. tell him he’s doing a good job and it’ll give him an instant boner. and the view you’d have from on top of him omg, his begging eyes and his tongue running across his lips-
the masculine urge to rename my blog into "definitelynotaneulasimp-deactivated20230512" and accidentally make every link on my blog defunct in hopes of giving at least one person a small heart attack
Can't believe you haven't commented on the "wear a kilt the traditional way" answer from the Attitude interview given this post 🤣
Hah! I did notice that answer in the Attitude interview, and I am of course delighted by David's continued cheekiness. I think he's mentioned in at least a few interviews now (prior to the BAFTAs, and then today) that there will be multiple costume/outfit changes, so I would not be at all surprised if a kilt is somewhere in the cards.
I suppose it might be a bit much to hope for it being this super short kilt, though...
...but we can still keep hope alive.
It's interesting as well that David just spent three months wearing a kilt almost every night for Macbeth, and given that, I imagine he will feel very comfortable in one right now. I know they had to wear shorts under those kilts for the production, but the idea of David being giddy with ecstatic glee at the thought of wearing a kilt the traditional way at the BAFTAs is almost too much to handle. But if he does...I imagine we are in for quite a treat...
i wish bugs looked like tiny versions of bigger animals. imagine if fruitflies looked like little parakeets and ants were kittens crawling all over your leftovers.