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ode-on-a-grecian-butt · 17 days

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#pillsbury halloween cookies #cookies #theyer gross #It fools your monkey brain with the rich colors #but its a lie #Theres very little difference between these and a dog biscuit #Halloween

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leafatlaw · 6 months

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worst part of watching rvb is how i have to pause every couple of minutes just to pace around my room because the characters say the weirdest shit ever

#sparrow speaks #i hate them i hate them #i say to myself #but its a lie #i had to pause again because of a stupid joke that made me realize i love these charcaters more than most things #rn im watching with the two diffferent storylines and lowkey upset when it switches back to church and co #like i love them so much but #then theirs betrayals and drama and high speed chase sequences with awesome music and a huge mystery and #rvb lb

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gabriel-the-archangel-trickster4 · 1 month

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I need that sound bite of the lady drying "I'm back in the fucking building" because my Hugh Jackman obsession is back with a vengeance. With the new Deadpool movie, the art, the gifs....I literally can not get enough of that man.

I'm about to watch VanHelsing for like the 10th time....

Now I need a Hugh Jackman and Pedro Pascsl movie

#wolverine #Hugh Jackman #VanHelsing #I'd ask for help #but its a lie

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cinammonelles · 1 year

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For the blorbo ask game, Luna VNC and your favorite Tai Sui character!

THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE INSANE ABOUT THEM🤝🤝🤝

Okay so I don't talk about Luna enough because my brain turns into alphabet soup if I try to verbalise my feelings ever but I would kill god for them

I am the normalest Prince Zhuang enjoyer actually :)))) subtly shoves multiple unposted insane ramblings under the rug

#this was so much fun to do because they're totally opposite flavours of blorbo #i would to crawl into luna's lap and let them gently caress my head and finally let myself be vulnerable in the presence of somebody else #but with zhou ying?#he is me i am him but if canon doesn't break him then i will <3 #i actually like to tell myself that i don't have a favourite in tai sui because they're all so intriguing in their own right #but its a lie #every day i wake up to yingying clawing the insides of my brain and eating away at the little sanity i have left #i want to break him into little pieces with a hammer and pick apart his insides to study under a microscope #ahem anyway #thanks again for the ask!!#i had a lot of fun answering it :D #asks #🍀

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hinamie · 8 days

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10 years later

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushi #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh #u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel #this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj #specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art #anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard #i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same #especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat #but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door #maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons #also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things #new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier #god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs #i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work

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stil-lindigo · 1 year

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hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

#i am so normal about hobie brown (lie)#what the hell has this movie done to me #i have taken art drugs #cant. stop. drawing him. oh my god #its hard to tell but the webbing behind him spells out his name #my anticapitalist king. im sorry but i /will/ be purchasing a poster of you #hobie brown #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman across the spiderverse #stillindigo art

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baroquepopcorn · 4 months

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real talk

if that hypothetical weird hairy gremlin man that y'all say you want to fuck actually existed

i don't think y'all would actually fuck them

#like yeah you'll even say “of course i would” right here #but its a lie #it is #the meme pendulum has just swung in the other direction #and y'all are too embarassed to admit that you still think the onceler is hot

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heedra · 1 year

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talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.

#like ppl will be like 'kids love to lie' but i think whats going on is the human inclination to storytell. which is pointedly different imo #and like to be clear im not saying they dont know there weren't actually coyotes in their house #its just that like. they don't know why it would matter

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ruushes · 30 days

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