#but please I would love this 🥹

[twirlymarimo]

one piece magazine vol. 18 ⚔️🍴

[saggitary]

Just a reminder that Echo, after being held as a POW for like a year, frozen in a cyro chamber, having just been disconnected from the mainframe by having a cable yanked out of his fucking spinal cord goes:

Echo: *raspy might be dying voice* Rex

Rex: What is it!??? *<- terrified that he is absolutely dying*

Echo: I’ve got a big head ache 😙

[myokk]

Eloise is really, really bad at chess😐

(this is a scene from my fic & I typed it up here:)

"Milady, you cannot send him there! He will surely die a terrible death, and Murdoch is our finest knight!"

Eloise blinked her bleary eyes at the wizarding chess board, not really comprehending what the tiny pieces were yelling at her. The one that seemed to be doing the most talking was gesticulating wildly and jumping up and down, trying to get her attention. When she had taken the pieces out of the box Sebastian had lent her, they had immediately recognized her and started protesting, appealing to 'their benevolent lord's innate sense of goodness', but their protests fell on deaf ears. Eloise was positive that Sebastian took some sort of perverse pleasure at watching her lose at chess.

In the background, she could hear Ominis's laughter echoing through the Undercroft. His own pieces were quite happy at the moment, preening and occasionally sending rude gestures towards Eloise's, much to Sebastian's amusement. He was narrating their every action to Ominis, whose laughter was egging on his soldiers even more.

"Eloise," Sebastian said, propping his chin up by one hand (entirely too amused, infuriatingly so, why did he have to look so handsome when she was trying to be annoyed at him?), "maybe you should move the knight..." his other hand pointed to an empty space on the board, "...here."

This declaration caused an uproar. There were shouts of betrayal, tiny pieces gesticulating wildly to the carnage surrounding the board as they shouted in vain. She didn't see any other viable moves, so Eloise sighed and ordered the brave little Murdoch to where Sebastian had suggested. Chaos immediately ensued and Ominis's queen gleefully knocked his head off with a violent swing of her scepter. Eloise's pawns all doubled over, sobbing as their most valient knight fell, and her remaining bishop shook his tiny fist in outrage up at her.

After a few more minutes, much to Eloise's ashamed relief and the boys' disappointment, her pieces refused to move for either her or Sebastian. They solemnly collected the remains of their fallen comrades with as much dignity as they could muster and marched off the board and back into their box in a mourning parade of sorts.

Sebastian joined Ominis's pieces as they jeered the losing team off the board, causing Eloise to glare fiercely at him. "You were the one telling me what to do, and they're your pieces! Show some loyalty."

He shrunk away from the intensity of her gaze and held up his hands in protest. "I was suggesting the moves as a joke! After last week's fiasco, I didn't think you'd fall for it again."

Ominis was laughing so hard he was gasping for breath, and the two of them turned to watch him. Even through her irritation, Eloise couldn't help but smile at him - he was always so solemn and these bouts of mirth were few and far between. He managed to speak between bouts of laughter. "I...I couldn't...I couldn't believe it when you sent your bishops one by one into my trap! It was so obvious! And then...and then you..." Ominis dissolved into fits of laughter again and couldn't finish.

Eloise turned her angry glare to him. "We can't all be chess geniuses!"

"I've tried teaching you and you don't listen! For the next time, I'm only going to give you one piece of advice: don't listen to Sebastian." He chuckled once more to himself and then turned slightly to the board, addressing his men (and queen) and giving them a debriefing. He always did this after he won the matches; it was a strange sort of ritual that he seemed to look forward to.

[wikitpowers]

I think we as a society don't talk enough about that part in lady midnight where ty suggests going back to rook's house and this time use his son as a pressure point 😂 homeboy was looking for an excuse to see kit again, he was obsessed from the moment he stumbled upon kit

YES YES YES!!!! anybody who says ty didn’t have feelings for kit since day 1 must not have been reading the same books bc looking back, it was so obvious that he felt drawn to kit and his presence from the get go! and it’s really giving red string of fate if you ask me… they’re soulmates🥹

[souenkun]

Sygna Suit Lear's random conversations lines 💸

Pokémon Masters EX spoilers ahead!

Random conversation 1:

Gholdengo's body shines bright because it reflects light... But with these sunglasses, I don't mind a bit! You might want to get a pair for yourself for when you battle beside me!

Random conversation 2:

Pasio is always visually stunning, any time of day. We've been getting more tourists lately, and our revenue has exceeded our overhead! I'll need Rosa to keep working hard as Pasio's tourism ambassador! Tourism on Pasio helps support the economy of my father's kingdom... I'm sure he approves of my success. Which, of course, means... it won't be long until I'm worthy of acceding to the throne!

Random conversation 3:

My Gholdengo and Hoopa get along surprisingly well. Hoopa seems to be a fan of Gholdengo's gold body. But that said... I wish it wouldn't use its rings to summon me and Gholdengo while we're in the middle of battling every time it wants to play!

Random conversation 4:

I've heard that in some regions, one can earn prize money by winning Pokémon battles. With my social status, I'm not scared to lose money at all! Not that I should be, anyway! I never lose!

Random conversation 5:

What kind of event should we hold next to get everyone on Pasio excited? Hey, Player. Do you haveany good ideas? Budget is a non-issue! Don't worry about the money!

Random conversation 6:

Money is the easiest power in the world to understand. After all, you can buy most things you'd ever want with money. The things that are truly valuable are priceless. Rachel, Sawyer, my friendship with my Pokémon... On the other hand, if you can buy something with money, that means it's replaceable. I never could have bought those-even if I had all the riches in the world.

Random conversation 7:

Money should be spent, not saved! Hoarding money is pointless! Spending money revitalizes the economy and creates new wealth! Ah... Was that perhaps too complicated a topicfor you? Bwahahahaha!

[im-getting-help]

I need a Saltburn fic that is "Oxford days with Heartstopper energy" no horny, no angst, no hurt, no nothing. Only fluff and cute.

please.

[thedeadthree]

🌞 CYTHIA -`. the witcher • ♟️KAROLINA -`. btaj

🕯️ NYNEVE -`. vtm • 🐦‍⬛ IRINA (pre embrace) -`. vtm

🪩 ANAIS -`. vtm: night road • 🪞ILEANA -`. vtmb

🧚 ALKYONE -`. coral island • 🌪️ VAERMINA -`. bg3

TAGGED BY @crownrots, @corvosattano, @risingsh0t, @cloudofbutterflies92, @kyber-infinitygems, and @carlosoliveiraa to make a few of the dearies using this dollmaker !!!!! tyty!!

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[shuploc]

If any of you guys ever grab a print of mine and get it signed, please please please do tag me in your post or message me a pic of it, I would absolutely love to see it! 😭❤️

[hercarisntyours]

i will love you till kingdom come

[amiharana]

what do you guys think revali and link's love languages are?

for revali, it's absolutely words of affirmation but i'd also like to propose quality time as his "secret" love language. nobody wouldn't expect this stuck up birdie to be a sucker for doing things like flying together or napping in a hammock together, but once you think about it more, it makes more sense. and revali's arrogance and irritation are significantly quelled after getting back from a training session at the flight range or fishing in the hebra plunge with link.

for link, it's most certainly physical touch and i propose his "secret" one as acts of service. i love the headcanon that rito "kiss" by pressing their foreheads together and nuzzling each other or whatever, but i think link is the #1 rito kiss enthusiast. at this point, everyone in rito village has seen link on his tiptoes cupping revali's face in his teeny little hylian hands to initiate a rito kiss and revali's squawking and complaining, but ultimately returns the gesture much to link's delight.

i love the idea of revali braiding and doing hair maintenance on link as part of their nightly routine, or link looking for his weapons because where the fuck did they go until he finds revali in their shared roost, polishing his shields and retying his bow strings, all of his quivers fully stocked of regular and elemental arrows. revali is still quite bristly and blunt, so he's all mumbling embarrassed at being caught doing something sweet for his mate like, "it's incredibly dumbfounding that they still call you the hero of hyrule when your idea of weapon maintenance is sliding your blades against a rock like a bokoblin" or "i see now why you go through bows within a moon as quickly as you eat. you aren't changing your bow strings out and you're just using them until they snap! were i any less disturbingly infatuated with you, i'd dissolve our coupling for such atrocious behaviors." link just smiles at him, fond and warm, and any irritation revali feels dissipates into the air as he returns to the weapons, his feathers ruffling and muttering under his breath.

oop. now i feel like writing fic for this. 😳

[we-love-morioh-cho]

Just saw the official Shueisha Jojolands colours.......

[ulmaria29]

joke post referring to Black Swan rejecting Sparkle’s dance offer (please view with head empty)

[wikitpowers]

okay but i just thought about mark being the first one ty comes out to and now im :’(

[bylertruther]

baby byler / miwi headcanons of mine:

whenever they wanted something and knew that karen would say no, they'd always have will be the one to go up to her with his big ole kawaii anime doe eyes n sweet wittle face and ask, because even though it didn't always work & karen definitely knew what they were up to lol, they still thought they were being sneaky masterminds and it did get them a few extended play dates and extra desserts, etc, so technically... they Are sneaky masterminds tbh

conversely, whenever something happened or she heard a crash somewhere, karen always singled out will to tell her the truth, because even if he did try to lie to her and cover the party's butts sometimes, his little side-to-side sway n hand clasping tells immediately tip her off every time & she'd always turn to mike after, narrow her eyes, and go "Michael." in the most mom the-jig-is-up-so-you-better-tell-me-what-happened-right-now voice you've ever heard in ur Life

[shokujin-art]

'anon can have a spot between them' got me wanting to draw so ..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747616302226604042/1189837447408930846/PANic_.png?ex=659f9d79&is=658d2879&hm=3dde44cf6326386557c96572adbf01e65c0019b4dfc60104143ec3a2c5e2620b& I may have given into drawing fanart (+my dol oc)

The awesome art from the link

Omg dkskjbf I'm just squealing -- it's exactly like that hahaha 😂😂💖💖💖 !!! Get squished!

[jangmi-latte]

how long do you think i can last pretending pomefiore doesn't exist and give me a character to simp for that isn't in pomefiore because i'm trying to prove to someone i'm not rook's plaything. like i'm willing to even change my blog theme bECAUSE I SWEAR I AM NOT THAT DOWN BAD HAHA RIGHT

tomorrow we'll pick my...haha....yeah... whoever in that dorm wins he'll be my...haha...I HATE IT HERE

i have a MONTH to prove myself and if i fail within the month (i must succeed until august 28, jst), i'll let you punish me no matter how ungodly it is...and yes you may bully me

this is gonna hurt me so much