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jrpneblog · 2 years

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Mixed week for North End in this busy schedule

A mixed week for North End on the field with and outstanding win at Norwich last Saturday afternoon followed by a disappointing reversal at Ashton Gate on Wednesday evening. The 3-2 win at Carrow Road was the outstanding result of the season so far and led to optimism for Wednesday evening when a win would have put us in a play off spot. However a poor performance meant that North End go into this weekend and next weeks fixtures sitting just outside the top six. The next seven days sees Stoke City and Alex Neil visit Deepdale on Saturday afternoon followed by a second trip of the season to Huddersfield on Tuesday evening. Four points is a minimum from these two fixtures if North End want to challenge the play offs and I think that is very possible if North End can shake off the cobwebs from Wednesday evening.

The win at Norwich last Saturday surprised everyone a little bit as the Canaries were unbeaten in ten but after going behind North End came back into the game and inspite of the home side leveling with fifteen minutes to go it was Troy Parrott who made sure that we brought the points home with a deflected shot ten minutes from time. The spirit North End showed down in Norfolk was particulalrly pleasing to see and certainly made the journey home more pleasant for the 525 who made the 500 round trip to cheer Ryan Lowe and the boys on.

In BS3 on Wednesday evening it was a case of after the Lord Mayors show as North End lost 1-2 to a very average Bristol City side. We never really took control of the game apart from about fifteen minutes in the second half and with the crucial midfield battle lost we were always going to be up against it. Although North End fought back from a goal down when Andrew Hughes equalised, the home side won the game on the stroke of full time with a second goal from Atkinson and to be honest you couldnt really deny the home side the win as they had clearly been the better team on the evening.

Saturday sees Stoke City visit Deepdale and with it the return of Alex Neil for the first time. Some fans still hold a candle for the Scot but to be honest I thought that the Covid pandemic actual extended his stay and if fans had been in the ground then I think his departure would have been at least five months earlier. Stoke sit three points behind North End and have won four and drawn four of their thirteen games and have had a couple of decent results recently. Off the field I hope Alex Neil get the kind of reception his work at Deepdale deserves and I for one will be applauding the ex North End manager. with a crowd of 17,000 expected it is a great opportunity for the fans to really get behind the boys in the middle of this very busy period of matches.

With the games coming thick and fast the bandwagon continues as North End visit the John Smiths Stadium on Tuesday evening to take on Huddersfield Town. North End had a great 4-1 win in West Yorkshire in the fist round of the Carabao Cup and another result like that would go down very well. I think next Tuesday will be a tougher game that the League Cup game but I think this is a very winable game for North End with the Terriers only winning three league games so far this season, although two of these wins have been in their last four games. Huddersfield sit twenty third in the Championship as we speak so they desperately need the points. I think this will be a real Roses battle with North End hoping to have over 2,000 cheering them on.

And finally this week:- I saw some negative comments on Social Media regarding North Ends following at Bristol on Wednesday evening which I thought were bang out of order. 464 on a Wednesday with a cost of living crisis and a trip to Norwich the previous Saturday was not a bad turnout in my opinion. You dont get points for having the highest crowds or the biggest following - the only matrix that counts is the league table and we are doing ok in that respect.

JR`s HIGH FIVES

Swindon to beat Colchester 1/1

A £5 Stake returns £10.00 on bet365

SEASONS STATS

Returns £88.88 Stake £55.00

Percentage profit+/-loss + 61.45%

Predictions 11 won 8 lost 3.

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skgway · 4 years

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1832 Nov., Tues. 6

8 50/..

12 1/2

Fine morning – Fahrenheit 49º at 9 20/.. a.m. – Called up to Wilson the joiner come about the library passage up and down stairs in 1/2 hour – Till 9 giving orders – Then breakfast with my father – Waited for Marian to order about flannel for waistcoats and drawers. Determined to have all ready to be off in January –

Had Washington – To have all the bills next week for wearing, mystal at Southolme etc. etc. – Just saw my aunt for a few minutes – Very kind 2 1/2 pages Letter from Miss McL– [MacLean] (Coll house aros) to say the bay on laurel leaved willows were sent off to Glasgow yesterday week with orders to be forwarded here immediately –

Off at 11 1/4 with Marian to call at the vicarage – There in 20 minutes and sat 1/2 hour with Mrs. Musgrave – Then went with Marian to Walker’s shop to order flannel etc. for things for me in readiness for being off – Hoped I really should be on route in January – Then parted with Marian –

Went to Whitley’s. Bought Hooper’s medical dictionary 25 /. [shillings] published at 28 /. [shillings] and in 50 minutes at Lidgate (at 1 1/2). Miss W– [Walker] very glad to see me, I having said I should not go till tomorrow – Sat 1/2 hour with her and home at 2 1/2 –

Met Mr. Samuel Waterhouse junior (ætatis 17) at her gate – Stood talking a few minutes while Mr. and Mrs. Lockwood left Miss Walker – Mr. S[amuel] W[aterhouse] just came to her door to ask how she did – She said she should have me to nurse [her] now and really seemed much better and in good spirits.

Talked of the agreeable surprise of seeing [me] but yet seemed more inclined to talk of business than love. I appeared in more than good spirits. She would think them all put on. And perhaps believe me feeling more acutely than I really did. I kissed her, but in a common way, and she did not push herself to me as yesterday and was more guarded.

She will not give me much reason now either to hope or despair. Her self possession will probably be undisturbed enough. I left her with no pleasant feeling, saying to myself, ‘Damn her. It is an arrow and perhaps a lucky escape.’ I dont think her answer will be yes. And the more easily reconciled I am the better. Shall I dislike her by and by? At least I shall be more at liberty without her –

Fred Wilson, the joiner, and his man in the library passage at 2 1/2 – 26 or 27 inches lower than my blue room closet but determined not to be beaten with it, and went on – Dusty job to get the studding down –

Had only just managed and given orders what was to be done when James Holt came at 4 5/.. and had him till 6 – Something must be wrong that Mr. Jeremiah Rawson will not let go into their works – Probably they are stealing my coal already – Holt says I should not take less than £200 per acre but if he was in their place he would not give £250 per acre –

Said I had at 1st asked the price between the 2 leases (£205 and £230) = £217.[pounds] 10. [shillings]. 0 [pence] but had said I should be worse to deal with now – Proposed asking £220 per acre but Holt owned the coal was worth as much now as when sold to Oates and Green and worth quite as much or more to Rawsons than to them (∴ [therefore] I ought to have £230 per acre) –

Owned too that I ought to have more for the coal at the top of the land, for it would make that at the bottom of less value. He thought they had a hundred yards plumbing dip i.e. could get with the water head a hundred yards breadth on this side and alongside the present waterhead driven by Oates and Company – Should shew Mr. J[eremiah] R– [Rawson] the coal plan – Ask him what fields he wanted and might let him Hugh grave field and the coal ungot to the north west of it and to the north east down in a straight line under the cunnery plantation down to the road but not to let him come lower down –

Owned afterwards it would be as well not to let him come lower than the Cunnery houses, for if he got down to the brook he could throw such a quantity of water upon us – If he did not come lower down than Cunnery houses or the present Wakefield road, I might leave or fence of coal or turn the water, and not be so much injured –

Holt would meet J[eremiah] R– [Rawson] on the ground and see what he wanted – No air pit necessary for the lower bed coal, and not to sell any upper bed but by a separate agreement – Upper bed costs 6 d [pence] a score (corves) more getting than lower bed, and not being able to get it all, obliged to leave posts, makes it not work so much by £50 an acre as lower bed –

If J[eremiah] R– [Rawson] would not let Holt go into his works, I might propose either of the 2 brothers Squire or Tom Lassey of Thornhill, the former steward to Mr. Ingham of Misfield – In making the agreement to have surface measure, and the power to send down people into the works whenever I liked, and to have a clause to prevent J[eremiah] R– [Rawson] damming or turning any water back into the old works after he had got the coal (Had I not better have a bond of indemnity against this?) otherwise he might drown me in water and prevent my getting the coal below where he had been getting and had turned the water –

It was right enough that I should make no allowance for gauls or jumbles or ruttle – Great difference between drawing out at the day and pulling up thro’ a shaft – At their (Holt’s) pit on Swales moor 150 yards deep pulling costs them 18 pence a score; and ropes cost them £15 or £16 a year – One collier may be reckoned to get 25 corves a day for five days in a week – If J[eremiah] R– [Rawson] gets £100 profit per acre it will be quite enough –

Then see according to the following what to ask an acre for the coal –

Making all sufficient allowances there will come out of one square yard 5 corves, which (as J[eremiah] R– [Rawson] sells at 7 d [pence] and 8 d [pence] a corve, average at 7 1/2 d [pence] a corve –

Expense of getting 20 corves (or one score) 4 /. [shillings] to the colliers –

Banksman 1 /. [shilling] a score – wear and tear say 6 d [pence] a score, certainly enough –

Lower bed 18 inches thick – Lightcliffe bed 25 inches thick – Billy stocks paid £260 an acre 5 or 6 years ago for what he bought – This that Hinscliffe is taking must be worth as much – He will have very little to sink – 14 or 16 yards and coals worth less as nearer the surface – But not for being dry – But there is a gaul that throws up the coal near Lidgate (breaks out in the road going up the hill) and there cannot be any coal on this side that gaul near more than a daywork or 2 to get in that field next below the Smith (Hinscliffe’s) –

Speaking of Godley, wished Holt not to let it go for nothing but said I had mentioned it to Mr. Samuel Freeman – Holt said I could employ no one better – He said it was North £80 a daywork but £ a daywork was the outside – ∴ [therefore] the 20 dayworks = £2000

Carr has been arrested several times lately – Speaking of the cottages on Godley land, Holt knows that the 4 belonging to his uncle George Holdsworth would be sold – Cost £50 each building and £40 the ground – But might be had he thinks for £ 200 – Will inquire and let me know –

Speaking of his farm, some people might buy it at 3 1/2 percent Rent £66 per anum but it would not suit him to buy land at that price – He explained the manner of working coal pits – Asked him to give me an underground plan of a pit in working and asked him to let me know when I could go down with him into one of his pits. I must understand coal-getting before I have done with it – Holts pit at Binns bottom will be ready for working in 2 months from this and I can go in at the day –

Dinner at 6 3/4 – In 1/2 hour wrote and sent at 7 35/.. 3 pages to “Dr. Belcombe York” or rather 2 pages and 3 or 4 lines to him and the rest to his wife, to be torn off and given to her, thanks for her letter and to say yes! I thought black velvet properly garni au blonde (white) would be very becoming to her –

Told him wished I could give a better account of his patient, but she was not worse on his hands, which was marvellous considering the affliction she had had on account of the sudden death of her most particular friend, the news of which had arrived the day after our leaving York – No pills last Thursday – Begged to have them next Thursday – Ask how long they are to be gone on with without interruption – She thought at 1st, but not afterwards, they gave her much physicky pain in her bowels – These last had behaved very well considering the affliction she had been in –

In fact, she believed she could not have been so well now, had she not had his advice – He is ‘in très bonne odeur’ and his patient has faith enough in him – Mr. Day has been and, I suppose, would not let her believe in her own existence without the use of his ointment but ‘ce nous est égal’ – Ask him to write a letter I can shew. Not to spare a little anxiety and to ask whatever questions he knows will be proper. ‘Indeed not say I have the good of your reputation at heart’ –

John’s son Joseph Booth came over with Scott’s head groom to bring 2 perfect horses to Mr. Thomas Dyson of Willow field – Had him (Joseph B– [Booth]) in and spoke to him – He is grown, and improved – Perhaps I shall take him with me abroad – Then writing journal of today – Had John in – He is much pleased and satisfied with his son – Talked to him about his family – To send Charlotte for my aunt, to hear her read and see her sewing so as to be able to judge what she can do and be fit for –

Then my father and Marian just gone to bed. A few minutes with my aunt – Then came back to the drawing room – Read my letter from Vere dated Turin 24 October 3 pages and ends of small sheet (Frankfort paper) – Very nice chit chat amusing letter –

And read my letter from Lady Stuart (Richmond park) enclosing Vere’s 2 last to her – A kind 1/2 sheet full and a few lines on the envelope (franked by Lord Goderich) from Lady S– [Stuart]. These letters put me in spirits. I am better without Miss W[alker] –

11 1/2 before I had read my letters and written so far of today –

5 corves at 7 1/2 d pence = 37 1/2 d [pence] = 3 1 1/2 per square yard

One score or 20 corves = 12/6 [shillings/pence] expense of getting which = 4 /. [shillings] to the colliers.

∴ [therefore] 12/6 - 5/6 = 7 /. [shillings] clear gain per score = 1 /. [shilling] to the banksman or per 4 square yards = ./6 [shilling/pence] wear and tear (quite enough) –

At the forgoing rate, 5 corves or 1 square yard = clear gain of 1/9 [pound/shillings], 1 score (20 corves) or 4 square yards = clear gain of 7 /. [shillings] ∴ [therefore]

1 acre or 4840 square yards = at 1/9 [pound/shillings] per square yard or 7 /. [shillings] p[e]r 4 square yards = £423. [pounds] 10. [shillings] 0 [pence]

Now Holt said this calculation would do, and that £100 clear gain per acre was enough ∴ [therefore] if I have £250 per acre J[eremiah] R– [Rawson] has a profit of 423. [pounds] 10. [shillings]. 0 [pence] – 250 = £173. [pounds] 10. [shillings] 0 [pence]

Very fine day – Went up to my room at 11 50/.. at which hour Fahrenheit 49º

[sideways in margin] Sunday 23 December 1832 vide page 231, suppose Messieurs R– [Rawson] to sell at 7 1/2 per corve or 12/6 per score and allow half for expenses, then 48040/4 or 1210 x 6 shillings x 3 d [pence] = £363 + 15. [pounds] 2. [shillings] 6 [pence] = £378. [pounds] 2. [shillings]. 6 [pence], so that paying me £230. [pounds] 10. [shillings] 0 [pence] per acre then remains to Messieurs a profit per acre of £147. [pounds] 12. [shillings] 6 [pence]

#anne lister #ann walker #anne lister code breaker #shibden hall 1832

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oyabun-draws · 4 years

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top 8 comfort movies

heck yeah i basically ONLY watch comfort movies, this is my favorite genre. i love cheesy 90s movies, kids movies, rom coms and all that type of stuff

tagged by @carryonmylovelies ily rae

1. Ratatouille. enough said. this is my favorite movie of all time period. i have seen it a million times and its so good every single time

2. 9 to 5. (i actually rly want to make a 9 to 5 au for carry on so hopefully u guys will be seeing that soon) 9 to 5 is sooo good, its an 80s movie starring jane fonda, lily tomlin and dolly parton (aka the best cast ever) and its a feminist comedy about sexism in the workplace. it is astonishly chaotic and so good, i highly recommend!

3. Clue. wow oh wow i love this movie so very much. its a satire on murder mysteries (not in a pretentious way, i promise) and its based on the board game Clue. it’s super good and it was my favorite movie up until i saw ratatouille

4. Love, simon. this movie is so so good and i feel like most of yall have already heard of it so i wont ramble too long, but if you haven’t seen it yet please do, it’s so amazing and means so so much to me

5. Secret life of walter mitty. this one is amazingly good, it’s the only western movie i’ve seen to have such a similar vibe/storytelling/pacing as a studio ghibli movie. it is very underated and i highly recommend. also the cinematography and the soundtrack are impeccable

6. 10 things i hate about you. one of the best 90s movies ever!! it’s a modern retelling of taming of the shrew and its very good. its funny, charming, and i could watch it a million times over

7. Nancy drew (2007). this movie is so good!!!!! i dont even know where to begin with this one. it’s like a 2000s retelling of the book series starring emma roberts and first of all, the costume designer on this movie is so so talented, nancy’s style is killer, and her whole aesthetic is amazing and wonderfully vintage inspired. second of all, it just has a really good story and so much heart. idk i just love it so much pls watch it

8. any rom com, i really like stuff like 13 going on 30, 27 dresses, monster-in-law, you again, movies along those lines. honestly this list just about sums up the movies i frequently watch. i also really like 80s movies, like john hughes stuff, princess bride is another good one, and many more. that being said, i am not picky with movies at all, i basically like everything. i can’t really think of many movies i’ve seen that i haven’t liked

tagging: the same people as per usual @momjeansparrish @captain-aralias @absolute-nightmare @chapter-61 @i-did :)

#about melon #tag #ask game #tag game #all i do every day is watch these movies

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australet789 · 6 years

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Tagged by: @bbwoulfc

Name: Just gonna say my online one: Australet

Star Sign: Virgo

Put your music on shuffle. What are the first four songs? “Please take me” by Breathe Crowley (this is such a marichat song listen to it), “Coming back around” by John Powell, “Sanctuary” by Paradise Fears, “Dragon’s Den” by John Powell

Grab the book closest to you and turn to page 23. What’s line 17? “Susana volvió a detenerme.” (Susana stopped me again)

Have you ever had a poem or song written about you? nope

When was the last time you played air guitar?ohh air guitar? i dont know almost everytime i listen to a song i do the guitar thing lol

Who’s your celebrity crush? uhmmm Hugh Jackman, vegetta777 (a spanish youtuber. yes he is famous), Adam McArthur (he is the voice of Marco Diaz) ...i dont know xD i dont remember much famous people lmao

What’s a sound you hate + a sound you love? i hate licking sounds. i became paranoid because of my dog. i love the sound of a tenor saxophone.

Do you believe in ghosts? yup.

What about aliens? yes to this one too. but not like those green dudes nah, but other type of life in space,

Do you drive? Nope

If so, have you ever crashed? Answered no in the last one but im bad at car videogames so...

What was the last book you read? uffff a compilation of mytic creatures stories by Neil Gaimann. Book is amazing.

Do you tend to hold grudges against people who do you wrong? sometimes. i can be petty a lot and usually do the “not talking” thing until i feel like it. it can be subtle or i can be very direct.

In a relationship? Nope

#things im tagged in #thanks friend!#about me

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junipeach · 6 years

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Please gimme the other 17 things to hyperfixate on im literally sick of this show-

im going to list out every single thing thats caught my attention for more than 6 seconds which is a feat on its own for my adhd ass brain

bnha (of course)

pokemon

every 80s movie john hughes has made

x files (there r so many eps, rewatch it for fun even)

hellboy comics

miraculous ladybug (i think they just got canon gay rep!! so now we stan a good kids show even if the animation is a lil ugly)

we bare bears (casual bg gay relationships shown a lot, plus its just so cute)

a band or singer of your choice, personally ive been listening to the frights a lot so ;o

rewatch ouran high school host club!

star vs the forces of evil

rewatch gravity falls!

i havent seen it but i heard ok ko was cute

a webcomic, i recommend going onto hiveworks and searching through all the comics they host and finding one you like!

this sounds fake but u can hyperfixate on ur art in a healthy way. be SAFE like dont get carpal tunnel but ig this is the most productive one, work on your anaotmy or learn color theory!

rewatch atla!

rewatch lok! (ive never seen this one so thts my next thing to do sklgnsdfg)

nobody wants me to say it. i might even lose followers for this. but nothing, and i mean NOTHING, has caught my attention the way homestuck has. i dont even remember a lot abt the main actual story, i dunno how itll hold to 2018 morals and i mean that seriously, so im sorry if im rly promoting something uhh in poor taste here, but listen theres so much of it and idk i just remember rly enjoying it and it took up so much of my attention and everything since then has been trying to fill that void in my soul so ya, if you wanna lose years of your life and dont mind putting up with whatever 09-16 shenanigans take place in it, ...... ya

i hope this helped in any way shape or form, and sometimes going through a rut without a hyperfixation is good for you! it can help you focus on things in your life, but also i understand sometimes we reeally dont wanna focus on irl stuff, so i hope this is ok!!!!

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fyrapartnersearch · 6 years

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rEEE writers inbound

hey there! i’m rhys. i am 22, live in the ct, and love ooc chatter! my ooc is pretty lax, but i promise my writing is a helluva lot more formal. i write in third person, past/present tense, and paragraph form. im not a rapid-fire writer, and won’t be able to constantly get replies in every day (i can get responses in anywhere between every couple of days to a week or two). however, i will ALWAYS put tlc into all of my posts and characters! i write anywhere between 300-900 words. it’s definitely alright if you don’t feel up to that amount at any given point, but i do appreciate keeping it somewhere in this range. im very wordy, and can spew out a novel if im excited enough lmao

my limits are pretty general; i will not do beastiality, pedophilia, vore, or scat. i can indulge in a variety of kinks, but if it’s a little much for any average person, i’m less likely to write it out (i.e extreme ddlg or adult babies, furries, extreme pet play, etc.) but i can be persuaded to lightly touch on certain kinks as long as they’re not 10000% filth lmao i cannot, and will not, do seme/uke or top/bottom dynamics. absolutely not. queer relationships shouldn’t be defined by whose taking the D. i dont want to interact with squeamish little femboys, or awful macho men with downright rapey tendencies. versatility is key, and power struggles are what i live for! i will, however, indulge in BDSM dynamics with certain plots— although, domination isn’t always about penetration, you know?

give me characters with aspirations, hopes and dreams, and crushing past experiences that flesh them out into who they are. no one is perfect, and we all have things that rear their ugly heads in the dark. problematic characters, male or female or anything in between, are everything. i love lgbtq+ characters, as i am part of the community myself, and will almost always be more inclined in writing queer characters. not to say i won’t write for strictly straight pairings, m/f, but usually i am iffy when approached with it if i am just meeting you.

i write for all genders, ethnicity, and orientations! you can find a few writings examples of mine here. i am pretty welcoming of most things. smut, of course. some kink a little out there that you want to suggest? let's do it, dude. i am super OOC friendly and i am pretty much a garbled mess when i get to know you! i’m a social person— i feel like a burden if you’re not into chatting with me, so please, if you’re not looking to be both a writing partner as well as a friend, i might not be the gal for you. i am open to crooked relationships, ones that don't function right, dark/morally corrupt characters, unconditional love, etc. my interests fluctuate! i am down, 24/7, guys! i only roleplay over email, but will ooc chat over discord or hangouts! here's a list of fandoms and pairings below that i am looking to write for atm. i do have many more, but these are just the ones off the top of my head!

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Borderlands

Handsome Jack/Rhys

Handsome Jack/Rhys/Nisha

Life is Strange

Max Caulfield/Chloe Price

Max Caulfield/Kate Marsh/Victoria Chase

Nathan Prescott/Warren Graham

Rachel Amber/Chloe Price

Frank Bowers/Damon Merrick

Dick Grayson/Jason Todd

Dick Grayson/Slade Wilson

Dick Grayson/Wally West

Harley Quinn/Pamela Isley

Batman: Telltale Series

Bruce Wayne/John Doe

Bruce Wayne/Selina Kyle

Bruce Wayne/Harvey Dent/Selina Kyle

Marvel

Stephen Strange/Tony Stark

Bucky Barnes/Sam Wilson

Thor/Bruce Banner

Peter Parker/Harry Osborn

Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Wade Wilson/Vanessa Carlysle

Gwen Stacy/Peter Parker/Harry Osborn

Peter Parker/Wade Wilson/Vanessa Carlysle

Uncharted

Nathan Drake/Samuel Drake

Nathan Drake/Harry Flynn

Chloe Frazer/Nadine Ross

TTGOT

Asher Forrester/Gwyn Whitehill

Rodrik Forrester/Arthur Glenmore

Mira Forrester/Margaery Tyrell

Gryff Whitehill/Elaena Glenmore

Gared Tuttle/Finn

Gared Tuttle/Josera Snow

The Walking Dead

Rick Grimes/Negan

TWDG

Javier Garcia/David Garcia

Clementine/Gabriel Garcia

Clementine/Louis

Clementine/Violet

Marlon/Louis

Javier Garcia/Paul “Jesus” Rovia

Far Cry (3-5)

Jason Brody/Vaas Montenegro

Jason Brody/Bambi “Buck” Hughes

Ajay Ghale/Pagan Min

Ajay Ghale/Sabal

Ajay Ghale/Sabal/Amita

Rook/Joseph Seed

Rook/John Seed

Rook/Faith Seed

Punisher

Frank Castle/David Lieberman

Frank Castle/Billy Russo

Mass Effect: Andromeda

Scott Ryder/Reyes Vidal

Scott Ryder/Gil Brodie

Scott Ryder/Peebee

Sara Ryder/Peebee

Sara Ryder/Vetra Nyx

Kill Your Darlings

Lucien Carr/Allen Ginsberg

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Onto original plots!

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Office romances/BDSM/Friends with benefits-turned-lovers

okay, so, i had this type of roleplay with someone a while back. maybe more than two or three years back that i fell out of contact with and i could never really get it out of my head because it was probably one of the best character-building stories i’ve ever taken part of. :’) i don’t remember their name, but i do hope they’ll contact me again if they ever see this. while some of this may seem specific, none of it is concrete and i promise i am very easy to get along with and very accomodating! the plot i remember had three different relationships— completely different people, with different lives and different worlds, with only one common thing between them being that they work in the same building. we can do all three, or we can do a few, or even one! i dont mind.

**pairing A; M/F preferred (lol i know broke my own rule, but i adore femdoms! extra: please come with an open mind. this is not a 50 shades AU, and i do not want it to be.) this one is between a CEO and an intern in their senior year of college. The CEO is a femdom, and freshly out of divorce, takes a liking to the clumsy intern who’d spilled coffee on her more than once. The intern has never been in a relationship with an older woman, let alone one running a multi-million dollar company, but hey, isn’t that the dream for some broke twenty-something down on his luck? She introduces him to BDSM, and while he’s hesitant, the idea is as exciting as it is frightening. He accepts her offer— while it’s difficult at times, he begins to learn more about her. Her ex-spouse, her young child, and her unwillingness to develop a sincere relationship with him. She’s had subs before, and while she tells him he isn’t disposable, he begins to feel it was the truth. He grows to have feelings for her, and while she isn’t too keen on admitting it, the feeling is mutual. I’d love to explore their dynamic in and out of sex, and the conflict between the intern and her ex-spouse. I love age gaps, and think it would be awesome to see them develop over time to find common ground to establish a personal relationship and trying to even out their power imbalances. I don’t mind playing either the CEO or the intern, but I am leaning more towards the CEO. :V**

**pairing B; M/M preferred (this one is waaay more gritty and more dub-con than anything so please beware!) this one is between two higher-ups who have been butting heads for years— and occasionally, sexual tension neither have acted on. A is a snarky, openly gay man, and probably what some would consider shallow and noncommittal. B is a brooding, closeted ‘by the book’ type well into his thirties, and refuses to engage in anything sexual with men despite his obvious attraction; B has younger siblings he takes care of as well as his mother, and being the oldest son and only provider, hasn’t done a thing for himself in twenty years. A lives completely alone, complete with a bachelor pad and, the influx of flings that went nowhere past sex, and has risen to the top with his own sheer will. they have conflicting motives, and while both of them have an intense hatred for each other, they’ve never engaged in physical altercations in fear of losing their jobs. one day, A jabs a little below the belt, and finally, B starts swinging. this fight turns into something way more heavy in the company parking lot. what happens between them in the long run is something desperate, needy, and longing for real affection. it began as a mindless need for sex, angry and mean and formal, with B being especially unwilling to ‘give up’ his masculinity and ever be on the receiving end in fear of losing the control he needs to keep this up. i’d love to see them begin to see each other in a different light, and changing each other for the better. i’d also love to see A showing B that sex doesn’t have to be meaningless, and that he doesn’t need to fear letting A be in control. And B showing A that commitment isn’t as terrifying as it may be, with them gradually going from rivals, to friends with benefits, and eventually lovers. i, again, don’t mind writing for either! **

**pairing C; F/F preferred. (aaa this pairing is way more fluffy and sweet, with hurt/comfort as a stable of their dynamic.) this one is between two small-office employees in the company. A is fairly tame at work in order to support her sibling(s), of which she has adopted from her father’s custody years ago. she is fairly confident with her sexuality, and while not being the type to frequent clubs, is dragged along by a few friends and there, meets B. B is a young woman who just recently got out of a relationship with an abusive ex fiance— B has only ever been with that man, and was never confident in exploring her sexuality due to a religious upbringing and parents who were dead set on traditional values. she’s never strayed from her ex, and while he wasn’t faithful or remotely good to her in return, she was heartbroken with their split. months after, he returns to the city and B’s close friends decide to take her out on a girls’ night to make her feel better— B coincidently sees her ex, and feeling childish and unattractive, heads off to the bar to get a drink. she’s nowhere near a drinker, and just before she does drown her sorrows, is hit on by A. while initially shocked, B is flustered and finds herself immediately attracted to A. they have a one-night stand, and while B believes that A would just leave in the morning, A instead lays with her until she wakes up, and leaves her number. B is too anxious to text her. they bump into each other at the elevator that Monday. they agree to be just friends, until B knows what she wants. A is willing to wait. B might have a crush, and A is intent on building B up to love herself and her body. i would overall prefer to write for A, but if you’re dead set, no prob!**

Serial killer/1960’s/Small town sheriff

no preferred pairing! would love, love, love to see something between a serial killer and a small town sheriff in the mid-to-late sixties. we could make up a new little town, or find one to our liking! A is the sheriff who had been born and raised in this town with a good home life, loving parents, and a steady moral compass, albeit trapped in a loveless marriage. they know everyone, and every nook and cranny of the place like the back of their hand. this is the type of place where people don’t have to lock their doors at night, or constantly watch their kids when they’re out in the yard playing. that is, until people start going missing and horrifyingly mutilated bodies began to pop up around town. B is a well-liked baker in town; known to be genuinely friendly and kind, B has a very corrupt past. both of their parents were heinously abusive, and as a child, B developed sociopathic tendencies. B was inherently spiteful of the town and the people in it, for leaving them to rot in hell for eighteen years, and for never reaching out. B formed a god complex, his intentions to ‘purify the corrupt’. they keep tabs on almost everyone in town, and the victims they do take are put in the soundproof basement of his home to be ‘baptized’; tortured, beaten, and mutilated beyond recognition. A and B are friendly with each other as A comes to the bakery every morning, with B’s motives completely unbeknownst. one night, A, frustrated and pissed from the dead ends of the case of the decade, decides to head to the bar and relax. B is the one face A didn’t mind seeing that night, and one thing lead to another, with A and B in a dark alley getting each other off— i definitely see this as B grooming A to be a complicit pet, and when A gets closer and closer to figuring out who the killer is, he forms a deep connection with B. B develops a possessiveness over A, along with that sense of ownership he’d established between them. B manipulates A, coerces him into a false sense of security, and eventually— A finds out, and while B initially thinks to kill A, A is corrupted by B and forms some kind of stockholm syndrome for B. it’s up to A on whether or not they turn B in, or cover the killer’s tracks. B, despite his very sick and repulsive nature, develops a true infatuation for A, as close to love as they were ever going to get, and A is desperate enough to please B that they’ll do anything to not disappoint them.

Post apocalypse/decades later/immunity

no pairing preferred! the plot I had in mind is loosely based off of a video game called "The Last of Us", which i am sure most of you have a general knowledge of! (definitely check it out if you don’t :O it’s a great game!!) the prompt i was shooting for goes something like this; in a post-apocalyptic world where a pandemic has killed off most living species, character A is a lone wolf with little to do with other people that don't benefit him, except for a select few. A is especially rough around the edges, as he's lived through some sick shit and lived to tell the tale. A had once been part of a group dedicated to finding a cure, but things went south, and a lot of people died. A had a close bond with the leader of said group, and coincidentally they were the only survivors. their past together, having been deeply demented and twisted, caused them to fall out. said leader has rebuilt a new group in the ten years since the last time they'd seen A. character B is the only known immune person alive, and has dedicated their life to being a resource to finding a cure. A and his (current) contact/partner in crime have something taken from them, and are determined to get it back. they do some searching, and are confronted with this group-- they have what they need, but are only willing to give it to them for a favor in return. no one can outrun their past forever. so, this plot isn't concrete. things can be changed, we can do whatever we want, and i am happy to comply to any revisions or suggestions! i'd really enjoy taking on A, if that's alright!

TREASURE HUNTERS/ANCIENT CURSES/LOVE-HATE DYNAMICS/MODERN

treasure hunters!!!! yES!! think Uncharted or Tomb Raider. an architect/treasure hunter is being funded an expedition to find a lost treasure and they are forced to bring along a reporter in order to receive the funds. the reporter and architect certainly dont get along in the beginning— they bicker, and clash on most fronts. the expedition wasnt meant to be dangerous. what was initially thought to be a simple job turned into something treacherous; bandits, a team of hired hitmen and their leader looking to take the treasure for themselves, and some rather supernatural elements that they both couldnt quite put a finger on. the treasure hunter and the reporter have to work together to get out of this alive, and get to the artifact before someone else does. (the “treasure” is definitely up for debate!! we can chose a real life lost treasure, or just make one up!! it can be anywhere around the world, and everything is at our disposal).

DEMON/INHERITANCE/HUNTERS/MODERN

character A has an awful time living in the city— alone, and without mom's guidance, completely lost. one day they receive a call about a deceased relative, one they'd never heard of, one that apparently left their estate and everything in it in their will to A. with nothing but the clothes on their back, A took a shot in the dark and drove out to this presumed "estate" come early summer, only to find that it's a mansion in a tiny little town with an eerie vibe and populated by the typical small town churchgoers and farm folk. living in this town was a hell of a challenge; everyone was nice, too nice, and people started to go missing. character B is an exceptionally charismatic, charming person and the only mechanic/handyman in town. A and B become friends, partially, when A needs to fix up the piping in their estate. A stumbles upon the attic one day, and for once, they start to get why this whole town reeked to the roots in weird shit-- their deceased relative was tracking something here in this town, having to do with all of the MIA townsfolk. DR has a board of possible suspects, and at the center? B. A shrugs it off as their relative having been paranoid, but the longer A stays in this town, the more apparent it becomes that DR wasnt crazy. B is, in fact, not the murderer, instead a supernatural being (open for debate! im on the fence with demons, vampires, etc.) on a mission to track down the monster, same as DR. i am so down for internal struggles, sweet gestures, and overall, two people just trying to make it work! i could also see A being hella paranoid that B is the monster, and maybe tries to throw cloves of garlic at them only to realize thats not exactly how this monster hunter business works lmao

DEPRESSED WRITER/YOUNG MUSE/between 1920’s-1960’s/sex, drugs, & the american dream

m/m preferred! A is a severely depressed middle-aged man believing his life has been wasted. his wife left him with their child at her hip, his career was in a rut, and he had nothing left to live for. opting for suicide, he goes out one evening to purchase a bottle of gin to down with a handful of prescription sleeping pills when he returned to his apartment. instead of going directly home, he’s swept in by the music in an underground club for queers. there he meets B; all encompassing, angel faced, and the only person A didn’t know how to look away from. B is a former US Navy Seal, aspiring musician, and avid indulger of the human body— A stays a little too long, owlish and red, and after the show, B approaches him with a cattish smile. they spark a friendship, and A is thrown down the rabbit hole when B introduces him to his social circle, filled to the brim with drag queens, junkies, queers, and the overall unusual— he integrates into this community, his contemplation of suicide only a distant memory, and begins to find himself extremely attracted to B. he lights a fire in A, something dangerous and unquenchable, and A finds himself drawn in by the unpredictability. A embarks with B on a journey of self exploration, passion, and inevitable love in a world that scorned the oddities of human attraction and anyone who dared to be free.

thanks for your time! if you've read through, please contact me at [email protected] on email or rhys#3615 on discord and mention kiwi somewhere in your initial message. n_n

Rhys xoxo

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Film Ask Game - tagged by @tequilatuesdays4all

- What’s the most depressing movie you’ve ever watched? I don't really watch depressing movies ever... but... either Schindlers List or the Diary of Anne Frank. Platoon too.

- What’s the most disturbing movie you’ve ever watched? Oh god, I know I've probably seen a few, but not a single one comes to mind. I've managed to block them out!

- An actor/actress you’ve seen in more than 8 movies? Name the movies. I'd have to go with Bill Murray! Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Stripes, Groundhog Day, Meatballs, Osmosis Jones, Rushmore, Scrogged are the first 8 that come to mind

- A film you could watch on repeat for the rest of your life? Blues Brothers... such a great soundtrack and funny movie

- What’s the very first film you remember watching? The Jungle Book! It was my favorite kid movie

- A film you wish you hadn’t watched? White Noise - fucking STUPID ass movie.

- A film you wish had a sequel? A History of the World Part I! I mean.. CMON I know the joke is that there is no part II, but... CMON!

- Which book would you like to see adapted into a film? movie adaptatons always SUCKKKKKKK. So I don't really know.

Douglas Adams Life the Universe and Everything would be a top contender.

- The most aesthetically pleasing movie you’ve ever watched? I'd have to say Sleepy Hollow!

- What’s your favourite movie director? Harold Ramis, Mel Brooks, and John Hughes are at the absolute tops of my list!

- Your favourite movie genre? Action/war movies are the first that come to mind, but really it's late 70s/early 80s comedy!

- A movie that holds a special place in your heart? I've already said blues brothers, so let's go with The Frisco Kid! Gene Wilder as a Polish Rabbi was so perfect and the jewish jokes were fucking hilarious! Especially the scene with the Indians.

- Your favourite comedy film? So I've mentioned Frisco Kid, Blues Brothers, the Bill Murray Movies like Stripes, and History of the World Part I...

So lets go with Grosse Pointe Blank! John Cusack is incredible, the soundtrack is amazing, and it has my favorite quote from a film of all time:

Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.

- A music video you would love to see developed into a film? Uhhhh... fuck it, let's go with A-Ha's take on me!

- A film everyone loves but you hate? OMFG I fucking HATED Inside Lleweyn Davis. God that movie was a boring piece of shit and yet it has 93% on RT.. fuck that piece of shit, fucking stupid ass movie. Boring POS film

- A film you love but everyone else hates I dont know if I love it, but did enjoy King Arthur: legend of the sword!

- Which cinematic universe would you like to live in? Smurf or Snork world

- What’s your favourite biopic? Control - the Biopic of Ian Curtis/Joy Division

- Mainstream movies or indie movies? Mainstream I guess? I'm not a big movie buff... I do love documentaries and most of those are indie i think, so maybe indie?

- Old movies or contemporary movies? Late 70s/early 80s comedies were the BEST...

- A film with an amazing soundtrack? I answered this in an ask from Sludgey, but Lost Highway has an amazing soundtrack, and so does the wedding singer, wicker park, trainspotting, Big Easy, and garden state for movies that I haven't mentioned already.

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if you want a new and very good podcast to listen to i strongly recommend The Dollop, a bi-weekly podcast in which Comedians (capitalized because they are actually comedians who are funny instead of just gross assholes) Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds make fun of stories from american (and sometimes australian or icelandic, but mostly american) history. Also, if you are a fan of Buzzfeed Unsolved, its like the part where

It is honestly one of my top 5 favorite podcasts and i have never heard anyone talk about it before.

please listen to it so i can have someone to talk abt it to: Spotify, iTunes, libsyn, soundcloud

if you are looking to check it out the best episodes to start with (kind of in order of how much i love them, but they are all amazing and hilarious) are:

#5 Hugh Glass- the most BADASS man in american history

#160 Fed Ex Flight 705 - the craziest fed ex flight ever

#6 Tank Chase - and the events leading up to some random man stealing a tank

#15 Ten Cent Beer Night - baseball stadium makes bad decisions, lots of alcohol involved ( dont worry i literally know nothing about baseball and its absolutely hilarious)

#161 The Killing of Maximum John - Lee Chagra, a lawyer who defends a bunch of people who get arrested for drug trafficking, Actor Woody Harrelson’s father, and the killing of John H. Wood.

#239 Enron- capitalism is bad

#3 Competitive Endurance Tickling - what the hell even is it? find out in the episode

#173 The Know Nothing Party - basically history repeats itself and america is garbage

#80 The Hollow Earth- people in 1800s: there are people that live inside the earth and they are all better than us!

other info under the cut!

check these kids out

dollop: website, instagram (videos and pics of gareths cat, very good content), twitter

Dave Anthony, the one that reads about the history: twitter, website, instagram

Gary Gareth Reynolds, the one that has no idea what the topic is about: twitter, website, instagram

#life #the dollop #dave anthony #gareth reynolds #podcasts

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Hey! Could you please do all 'even' numbers? =D

2: Favourite actor(s)Robert De Niro, bill murray, cary grant, shirley maclaine, tom hanks, meryl streep, dustin hoffman, jack nicholson, gene hackman, kevin spacey, robin williams, harrison ford, spencer tracy…stop me before this turns into a book

4: Favourite director(s)

martin scorsese, william castle, hitchcock, harold ramis, mel brooks, billy wilder, john hughes..rob reiner, spielberg, ron howard…wes anderson (lol)

6: Opinion on remakes

stop. some are very good but most dont even need it and as a rule just come up with something new, please…im just… so…tired…….

8: Spell your first, middle, and last name out in movie titleslmao…..no……..

10: Favourite remake(s)

true grit is the best

12: Favourite movie(s) per genrehorror: halloween (1978), the shinning and the tingler , comedy: young frankenstein, grumpy old men, the blues brothers and all harold ramis/bill murray collabs, drama: taxi driver, one flew over the cuckoos nest, the graduate, western: rio bravo and the fastest gun alive, action: indiana jones, saving private ryan, romance: you’ve got mail, animation: up and mulan, musical: les mis and bells are ringing, scifi: back to the future, mystery: gone girl….that covers it i think

14: Movie character(s) you identify with

benjamin braddock (the graduate)

16: Blu-Ray, DVD, or VHS?DVD

18: Actor(s) you hate

jennifer lawrence, benedict cumberbatch, mark walhberg, john wayne, kristen stewart,

20: Your pet peeve(s) in movies

see above… also that my favorite characters always die

22: Last movie you saw1922 and i liked it

24: Movies you think you probably should’ve seen but haven’t for whatever reason.

citizen kane

26: People whose opinions on movies you value

martin scorsese

28: If you could adapt something from another medium into film, what would it be and why?

like in an ideal world a sinatra biopic as great as james kaplan’s books but like…impossible and (unless it happens in martin scorsese’s lifetime) its not gonna happen in my lifetime

30: Movie character(s) you find attractive

robert de niro in everything ever (men of honor is his physical prime, wow), bill murray characters (see stripes), bama dillert aka dean martin from some came running, also jack nicholson in terms of endearment especially and kevin costner in black and white like that type ie emotionally damaged macho old men, yeah

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There’s nothing better than John Wick dont mess with my dog shirt . Watching a supporting actor take a role-and with such vibrance and awesomeness that they steal the show whenever they have those few precious moments on film. It’s priceless! It’s watching art. Kristofer Hivju has done that with this role and it’s so brilliant to watch! I haven’t even seen any of the. I don’t care about it being spoiled for me because I’ll get around to seeing it, but I’m glad to hear that wolves/wolf dog hybrids are being incorporated into a narrative that doesn’t stigmatize them. I’ve always loved wolves and always will. At first he showed aggression towards althe adults in my home now he will just &ump on you and lick you. Anyone who says pitts are meam obviously hasnt done research or owned one.i have a 2 month and my big mam protects him beyond belief. When my son cries rocky comes looking for me.. Like hey hooman my hooman brother is upl John Wick dont mess with my dog shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

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Hugh Hewitt, John Bolton, Tactile, yes Tactile Nukes, Massive Voter Fraud California Style, Zero to Castro and Civil War 2

Hugh Hewitt Interviews John Bolton

California Compromised (Ballot Harvesting)

From Zero to Castro. What AOC Doesn't Want You to Know.

Civil War 2 : Hints of things to come

Hugh Hewitt Interviews John Bolton.

https://youtu.be/OHC_GP-f-hY

Sean Giordano

Published on Apr 13, 2019

National Security Adviser, John Bolton, is interviewed by Hugh Hewitt. Topics visited are the Iranian Red Guard being designated a terror group, our possible responses to Venezuelan aggression to its own people, and the like. An important interview for the geo-political world we live in. Someone I know on my Facebook posted a link to every "lie" Trump has told. This was my response: ✦ All of Trump's "lies," combined, aren't as bad as the press being led (willingly) by Ben Rhodes to publish lies about the Iran deal: "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old, and their only reporting experience consists of being around political campaigns. They literally know nothing” (https://youtu.be/8trdp_W9LIE). That one deal funded lots and lots of terrorism and death... Via the Obama (and "would-be" Hillary) admin. Trump pulled the United States out of the Iran deal that funded an increased monetary support of terrorism by them, via the Obama administration. This one act by Trump (defunding and designating Iran as a terrorist group)-- that one act is more noble than all Trump's "lies" and ignorance. And here are a plethora of fake news declarations about Trump that bombed with time (DAILY CALLER: http://tinyurl.com/y6c3as7f) _________________________________ For more political-science thoughts from Hugh Hewitt, follow him on TWITTER (https://twitter.com/hughhewitt), or join the HUGHNIVERSE for his podcasts of his radio show: http://www.hughniverse.com/ Donate to these two wonderful causes: https://www.prageru.com/donate | and | https://www.adflegal.org/donate I use AVS4YOU.com for audio editing, and VEGAS Pro 16 for pairing audio and media (https://tinyurl.com/ybgou46g).

California Compromised (Ballot Harvesting)

https://youtu.be/lGymVHNRiao

Sean Giordano

Published on Mar 28, 2019

Larry Elder had Katy Grimes on his show to discuss her article, "California’s Elections Compromised… By State Legislature: Republicans Ignored The Warnings" (https://tinyurl.com/y4pnutao). We lost a representative to this where I live. _________________________________ Listen To Larry on The Answer (870AM) from 6-9pm || For more clear thinking like this from Larry Elder... I invite you to visit: http://www.larryelder.com/ || Also visit his Twitter page (https://twitter.com/larryelder) as well as his blog: http://www.elderstatement.com/ Donate to these two wonderful causes: https://www.prageru.com/donate | and | https://www.adflegal.org/donate I use AVS4YOU.com for audio editing, and VEGAS Pro 16 for pairing audio and media (https://tinyurl.com/ybgou46g).

From Zero to Castro. What AOC Doesn't Want You to Know.

https://youtu.be/ydjccNUXUNw

Blue Collar Logic

Published on Mar 10, 2019

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Civil War 2 : Hints of things to come.

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Published on Apr 13, 2019

There is a serious divide in America and I dont know if we can return from the balkanization we have experienced. A lot has happened in the last few weeks. We have seen multiple attacks against Trump supporters including some high profile Trump supporters attacked by SJWs. They want to criminalize our speech and put us in internet ghettos . I talk to Paloma Zunida (paloma for Trump ) about the assault against her and others including Brandon Straka who was attacked for wearing a trump hat, Michael Knowles who had bleach thrown at him at a university speaking tour, and Avi Yemini who was just banned from entering the US after exposing Jim Jefferies. ... Support this channel @ Www.paypal.com/HeilHydra1

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tia-osumah-blog · 6 years

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no thats no way for him has he no manners nor no refinement nor no nothing in his nature slapping us behind like that on my bottom because I didnt call him Hugh the ignoramus that doesnt know poetry from a cabbage thats what you get for not keeping them in their proper place pulling off his shoes and trousers there on the chair before me so barefaced without even asking permission and standing out that vulgar way in the half of a shirt they wear to be admired like a priest or a butcher or those old hypocrites in the time of Julius Caesar of course hes right enough in his way to pass the time as a joke sure you might as well be in bed with what with a lion God Im sure hed have something better to say for himself an old Lion would O well I suppose its because they were so plump and tempting in my short petticoat he couldnt resist they excite myself sometimes its well for men all the amount of pleasure they get off a womans body were so round and white for them always I wished I was one myself for a change just to try with that thing they have swelling up on you so hard and at the same time so soft when you touch it my uncle John has a thing long I heard those cornerboys saying passing the comer of Marrowbone lane my aunt Mary has a thing hairy because it was dark and they knew a girl was passing it didnt make me blush why should it either its only nature and he puts his thing long into my aunt Marys hairy etcetera and turns out to be you put the handle in a sweepingbrush men again all over they can pick and choose what they please a married woman or a fast widow or a girl for their different tastes like those houses round behind Irish street no but were to be always chained up theyre not going to be chaining me up no damn fear once I start I tell you for their stupid husbands jealousy why cant we all remain friends over it instead of quarrelling her husband found it out what they did together well naturally and if he did can he undo it hes coronado anyway whatever he does and then he going to the other mad extreme about the wife in Fair Tyrants of course the man never even casts a 2nd thought on the husband or wife either its the woman he wants and he gets her what else were we given all those desires for Id like to know I cant help it if Im young still can I its a wonder Im not an old shrivelled hag before my time living with him so cold never embracing me except sometimes when hes asleep the wrong end of me not knowing I suppose who he has any man thatd kiss a womans bottom Id throw my hat at him after that hed kiss anything unnatural where we havent I atom of any kind of expression in us all of us the same 2 lumps of lard before ever Id do that to a man pfooh the dirty brutes the mere thought is enough I kiss the feet of you senorita theres some sense in that didnt he kiss our halldoor yes he did what a madman nobody understands his cracked ideas but me still of course a woman wants to be embraced 20 times a day almost to make her look young no matter by who so long as to be in love or loved by somebody if the fellow you want isnt there sometimes by the Lord God I was thinking would I go around by the quays there some dark evening where nobodyd know me and pick up a sailor off the sea thatd be hot on for it and not care a pin whose I was only do it off up in a gate somewhere or one of those wildlooking gipsies in Rathfarnham had their camp pitched near the Bloomfield laundry to try and steal our things if they could I only sent mine there a few times for the name model laundry sending me back over and over some old ones odd stockings that blackguardlooking fellow with the fine eyes peeling a switch attack me in the dark and ride me up against the wall without a word or a murderer anybody what they do themselves the fine gentlemen in their silk hats that K C lives up somewhere this way coming out of Hardwicke lane the night he gave us the fish supper on account of winning over the boxing match of course it was for me he gave it I knew him by his gaiters and the walk and when I turned round a minute after just to see there was a woman after coming out of it too some filthy prostitute then he goes home to his wife after that only I suppose the half of those sailors are rotten again with disease O move over your big carcass out of that for the love of Mike listen to him the winds that waft my sighs to thee so well he may sleep and sigh the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora if he knew how he came out on the cards this morning hed have something to sigh for a dark man in some perplexity between 2 7s too in prison for Lord knows what he does that I dont know and Im to be slooching around down in the kitchen to get his lordship his breakfast while hes rolled up like a mummy will I indeed did you ever see me running Id just like to see myself at it show them attention and they treat you like dirt I dont care what anybody says itd be much better for the world to be governed by the women in it you wouldnt see women going and killing one another and slaughtering when do you ever see women rolling around drunk like they do or gambling every penny they have and losing it on horses yes because a woman whatever she does she knows where to stop sure they wouldnt be in the world at all only for us they dont know what it is to be a woman and a mother how could they where would they all of them be if they hadnt all a mother to look after them what I never had thats why I suppose hes running wild now out at night away from his books and studies and not living at home on account of the usual rowy house I suppose well its a poor case that those that have a fine son like that theyre not satisfied and I none was he not able to make one it wasnt my fault we came together when I was watching the two dogs up in her behind in the middle of the naked street that disheartened me altogether I suppose I oughtnt to have buried him in that little woolly jacket I knitted crying as I was but give it to some poor child but I knew well Id never have another our 1st death too it was we were never the same since O Im not going to think myself into the glooms about that any more I wonder why he wouldnt stay the night I felt all the time it was somebody strange he brought in instead of roving around the city meeting God knows who nightwalkers and pickpockets his poor mother wouldnt like that if she was alive ruining himself for life perhaps still its a lovely hour so silent I used to love coming home after dances the air of the night they have friends they can talk to weve none either he wants what he wont get or its some woman ready to stick her knife in you I hate that in women no wonder they treat us the way they do we are a dreadful lot of bitches I suppose its all the troubles we have makes us so snappy Im not like that he could easy have slept in there on the sofa in the other room I suppose he was as shy as a boy he being so young hardly 20 of me in the next room hed have heard me on the chamber arrah what harm Dedalus I wonder its like those names in Gibraltar Delapaz Delagracia they had the devils queer names there father Vilaplana of Santa Maria that gave me the rosary Rosales y OReilly in the Calle las Siete Revueltas and Pisimbo and Mrs Opisso in Governor street O what a name Id go and drown myself in the first river if I had a name like her O my and all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Bedlam ramp and Rodgers ramp and Crutchetts ramp and the devils gap steps well small blame to me if I am a harumscarum I know I am a bit I declare to God I dont feel a day older than then I wonder could I get my tongue round any of the Spanish como esta usted muy bien gracias y usted see I havent forgotten it all I thought I had only for the grammar a noun is the name of any person place or thing pity I never tried to read that novel cantankerous Mrs Rubio lent me by Valera with the questions in it all upside down the two ways I always knew wed go away in the end I can tell him the Spanish and he tell me the Italian then hell see Im not so ignorant what a pity he didnt stay Im sure the poor fellow was dead tired and wanted a good sleep badly I could have brought him in his breakfast in bed with a bit of toast so long as I didnt do it on the knife for bad luck or if the woman was going her rounds with the watercress and something nice and tasty there are a few olives in the kitchen he might like I never could bear the look of them in Abrines I could do the criada the room looks all right since I changed it the other way you see something was telling me all the time Id have to introduce myself not knowing me from Adam very funny wouldnt it Im his wife or pretend we were in Spain with him half awake without a Gods notion where he is dos huevos estrellados senor Lord the cracked things come into my head sometimes itd be great fun supposing he stayed with us why not theres the room upstairs empty and Millys bed in the back room he could do his writing and studies at the table in there for all the scribbling he does at it and if he wants to read in bed in the morning like me as hes making the breakfast for I he can make it for 2 Im sure Im not going to take in lodgers off the street for him if he takes a gesabo of a house like this Id love to have a long talk with an intelligent welleducated person Id have to get a nice pair of red slippers like those Turks with the fez used to sell or yellow and a nice semitransparent morning gown that I badly want or a peachblossom dressing jacket like the one long ago in Walpoles only 8/6 or 18/6 111 just give him one more chance 111 get up early in the morning Im sick of Cohens old bed in any case I might go over to the markets to see all the vegetables and cabbages and tomatoes and carrots and all kinds of splendid fruits all coming in lovely and fresh who knows whod be the 1st man Id meet theyre out looking for it in the morning Mamy Dillon used to say they are and the night too that was her massgoing Id love a big juicy pear now to melt in your mouth like when I used to be in the longing way then 111 throw him up his eggs and tea in the moustachecup she gave him to make his mouth bigger I suppose hed like my nice cream too I know what 111 do 111 go about rather gay not too much singing a bit now and then mi fa pieta Masetto then 111 start dressing myself to go out presto non son piu forte 111 put on my best shift and drawers let him have a good eyeful out of that to make his micky stand for him 111 let him know if thats what he wanted that his wife is I s 1 o fucked yes and damn well fucked too up to my neck nearly not by him 5 or 6 times handrunning theres the mark of his spunk on the clean sheet I wouldnt bother to even iron it out that ought to satisfy him if you dont believe me feel my belly unless I made him stand there and put him into me Ive a mind to tell him every scrap and make him do it out in front of me serve him right its all his own fault if I am an adulteress as the thing in the gallery said O much about it if thats all the harm ever we did in this vale of tears God knows its not much doesnt everybody only they hide it I suppose thats what a woman is supposed to be there for or He wouldnt have made us the way He did so attractive to men then if he wants to kiss my bottom 111 drag open my drawers and bulge it right out in his face as large as life he can stick his tongue 7 miles up my hole as hes there my brown part then 111 tell him I want LI or perhaps 30/ — 111 tell him I want to buy underclothes then if he gives me that well he wont be too bad I dont want to soak it all out of him like other women do I could often have written out a fine cheque for myself and write his name on it for a couple of pounds a few times he forgot to lock it up besides he wont spend it 111 let him do it off on me behind provided he doesnt smear all my good drawers O I suppose that cant be helped 111 do the indifferent 1 or 2 questions 111 know by the answers when hes like that he cant keep a thing back I know every turn in him 111 tighten my bottom well and let out a few smutty words smellrump or lick my shit or the first mad thing comes into my head then 111 suggest about yes O wait now sonny my turn is coming 111 be quite gay and friendly over it O but I was forgetting this bloody pest of a thing pfooh you wouldnt know which to laugh or cry were such a mixture of plum and apple no 111 have to wear the old things so much the better itll be more pointed hell never know whether he did it or not there thats good enough for you any old thing at all then 111 wipe him off me just like a business his omission then 111 go out 111 have him eying up at the ceiling where is she gone now make him want me thats the only way a quarter after what an unearthly hour I suppose theyre just getting up in China now combing out their pigtails for the day well soon have the nuns ringing the angelus theyve nobody coming in to spoil their sleep except an odd priest or two for his night office or the alarmclock next door at cockshout clattering the brains out of itself let me see if I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what kind of flowers are those they invented like the stars the wallpaper in Lombard street was much nicer the apron he gave me was like that something only I only wore it twice better lower this lamp and try again so as I can get up early 111 go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get them to send us some flowers to put about the place in case he brings him home tomorrow today I mean no no Fridays an unlucky day first I want to do the place up someway the dust grows in it I think while Im asleep then we can have music and cigarettes I can accompany him first I must clean the keys of the piano with milk whatll I wear shall I wear a white rose or those fairy cakes in Liptons I love the smell of a rich big shop at 7 l/2d a lb or the other ones with the cherries in them and the pinky sugar 1 Id a couple of lbs of those a nice plant for the middle of the table Id get that cheaper in wait wheres this I saw them not long ago I love flowers Id love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven theres nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with the fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying theres no God I wouldnt give a snap of my two fingers for all their learning why dont they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever they call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because theyre afraid of hell on account of their bad conscience ah yes I know them well who was the first person in the universe before there was anybody that made it all who ah that they dont know neither do I so there you are they might as well try to stop the sun from rising tomorrow the sun shines for you he said the day we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said I was a flower of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a womans body yes that was one true thing he said in his life and the sun shines for you today yes that was why I liked him because I saw he understood or felt what a woman is and I knew I could always get round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could leading him on till he asked me to say yes and I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many things he didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and old captain Groves and the sailors playing all birds fly and I say stoop and washing up dishes they called it on the pier and the sentry in front of the governors house with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the jews and the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharons and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and the pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

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All the odds (bc I'm a pain in the ass)

jesus christ okay UHH this took so long im sorry

1. Best cast recording to listen to during a long car trip? hmm les mis or rent or spamalot

3. Song that never fails to make you cry? hmmmmm ive literally never cried over a song in my life but a new life is definitely a big ol bummer and wheels of a dream gets me pretty close

5. If you were to make a your own production of your favorite musical with complete creative rights, what would you change? cabaret where everything is the same exscept sally bowles is a guy..... lets see his name is......... sammy bowles?? yeah

7. Hamilton or In the Heights? in the heights sorry gang

9. Hugh Jackman, Neil Patrick Harris, or James Corden as the host of the Tonys? james corden > hugh jackman > nph

11. Stephen Sondheim or James Lapine? apples and oranges but............ songtime if i have to pick i guess

13. “Waving Through a Window” or “For Forever” from the cast album of Dear Evan Hansen? okay look im gonna say it. ill just say it i dont like dear evan hansen!! im sorry!!!!!

15. What would you say if you met your Broadway fave? (on my knees) Let Me Eat Your Ass Daddy

17. Sally Bowles or Roxie Heart? hmmmmmmmmmm roxie

19. Movie stars on Broadway or Broadway stars in movies? broadway stars in movies

21. Tap dance breaks or 10-second costume changes? costume changes please tap danceing is objectively the second worst type of dance after modern sorry but its just the truth

23. Best meta moment in a musical? probably every single thing in spamalot

25. Are you more excited for Spongebob: The Musical or the Broadway adaption of Frozen? SPANGE

27. Matilda or Groundhog Day? matilda please

29. What non-Broadway singer/actor would you love to see in a Broadway show, and which role would you like them to play? well i was about to say ricky martin but then i remembered ://////// so um hmm!!!!!! huh...... i want..... to see.... john boyega in literally anything tbh um...... lets give him jack the giant killer actually

31. Dream cast your favorite musical. cabaret where raúl plays the emcee umm sutton foster as sally mandy patinkin as herr schultz and audra macdonald as fraulein schneider and ramin karimloo as cliffy

33. Favorite empowerment-themed Broadway song? cellblock tango OBVIOUSLY

35. Favorite musical theatre trope? you nkow im a sucker for a big ol show stopper!!!

#lauramoon

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caredogstips · 7 years

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Katy Perry’s naked vote reveals more than she required | Barbara Ellen

The singer is not the first potent female to apply nudity to raise awareness. But note that humankinds simply dont perceive they have to behave this way

The singer Katy Perry, a Hillary Clinton supporter, has produced a Voting naked video, counselling people to vote in the US election. Madonna responded with her own Voting naked photo on Instagram, demonstrating her bare shoulders, also counselling people to back Clinton, saying that ladies need to support each other. Girls Run The World now they have to get out and start supporting one another. No more misogynist feminists! No more misogony[ sic ]. Get out and vote, wrote Madonna, with good planneds, albeit bad spelling.

The image was later removed, together with the one where Madonna had photoshopped Clinton between her legs.( Stay classy, Ms Ciccone !) Both singers endeavours did the job by effecting a media commotion. Were their actions successful in a deeper feminist room? In my view, quite the opposite.

Its obvious what they were trying to do; in fact, Perry says that her whole target was to be click-bait. In fairness, Perrys video is ditsy-humorous rather than sexualised. Her tits and genitals are blanked out with pitch-dark, modesty-style pieces; her “hairs-breadth” is styled as a rats nest with lollipops sticking out of it. While “hes still” up, Madonnas image simply opened the mark of nudity.

Theyre not the first to call nudity to raise awareness.( Famously, there was the Peta campaign Id rather get naked than wear fur, featuring various supermodels, one of whom, Naomi Campbell, went on to rather tell the side down, by, you approximated it, wearing coat .) Moreover, the latter are doing it for a good campaign , not out of a feeling of the now-routine monetised, sexualised exhibitionism.( I dont are well aware of you lot, but, as a heterosexual lady, Im officially with Kim Kardashians constant updates on the position of her tits and arse .) Likened with that, its pretty cool that Madonna subscribed Perry substantiating Clinton.

However, theres something fear, something distinctly non-feminist about these naked voting efforts. In that, with the semi-exception of the actor Mark Ruffalo, a fellow Clinton supporter( whod previously jokingly promised to go naked in his next cinema ), there were no prominent males opting for the nudity-equals-attention option.

There were no equivalent husbands running around butt-naked with modesty rows and lollipops stuck in their “hairs-breadth” or provocatively reclining their bare shoulders into the camera lens. So why did these improbably famous, successful women do it?

To an extent, wheres the harm? This is an era where retaliate porn edges on epidemic diseases and there have been wretched attempts to shame celebrities with their own embezzled explicit images. Its arguable that by manipulating their own nudity, Madonna and Perry are subverting the world-wide sexualisation of women.

The logic here is that theres a constant scrabble to look at famous ladies naked, to reduce them and all other women to body parts. Well, these famous ladies can play this game on their own terms and youll listen to their theme too.

At which place, the polemic frays and deteriorates. If the status of women feels that the only acces she can authority attention is by taking her robes off, then her word is a shriek lost in a hurricane.

However good the case, it doesnt make up for the core rationale that the quickest, easiest mode for the status of women to get attention is to disrobe. Men simply dont was of the view that they have to behave this acces they envisage the quickest, easiest space to get attention is to open their mouths.

The fact that both these successful women play-act their well-intentioned ethical striptease on behalf of a selected candidate just does it seem even more skewed and desperate.

If, among other things, Clinton is fighting for respect for women beyond their worth( or absence of it) as sexual/ post-sexual objectives, then Id wager that the very last thought she necessitates is for even her boosters to peddle sex.

Foxhunting? Call the dogs off for good

Members of the Holderness Hunt in East Yorkshire, as a brand-new canvas found that any attempts to repeal the Hunting Act “wouldve been” deep unpopular among the majority of the British public. Image: John Giles/ PA

When are people who resist the foxhunting outlaw going to accept theyre drummed? An Ipsos Mori poll says that any attempt to repeal the Hunting Act would be deeply unpopular with 84% of the British populace. The canvas was commissioned by the League Against Cruel Sports, which could hardly claim no bias, but the findings are clear enough. There was also vast opposition to hare coursing( 91%) and deer hunting (8 8 %).

So by an overwhelming majority, the British public expresses the hope that the hunting proscription stay in place. Whod have thought it? Well, actually, most people would. Common sense to indicate that the only people who oppose the hunting forbid are the relatively limited number who hunt. Normal parties are unlikely to say: Well, I dont hunt myself, but I still feel very strongly that they should abolish the laws and regulations censoring the practice of live animals being chased and ripped to parts by hounds, pursued by pony riders in masquerade costume costume.

However often the pro-hunt vestibule tries to chassis this as matters of personal freedom, most people are quite rightly repulsed by the idea of swine being made to suffer and die for what is effectively only a niche boasting seek. In 2016, the vermin control arguing is too becoming silly. There are quite a few city foxes these days. Should we start insisting that competitive cyclists chase them around the streets, must be accompanied by packs of braying hounds? Perhaps skateboarders could join in?

Polls such as this make a mockery of environment secretary Andrea Leadsom went on to say that she intends to take a fresh look at the foxhunting forbid. Heres your fresh look, Ms Leadsom 84% against, and not likely to go down much in the near future.

Sooty and Soo: greatest glove story ever told?

Matthew Corbett with Sooty, Sweep and Soo. Picture: FremantleMedia Ltd/ Rex Feature

Readers of a delicate disposition, please look away now there is news of a Sooty-themed copulation scandal. In the 1960 s, there was a sequence when Sootys creator, the late Harry Corbett, showed Sooty should have a girlfriend, Soo. Some parties, including the displays farmer and a BBC governor, were scandalised, saying it puts in place sexuality into a childrens programme. The issue generated so much contention the director general, Hugh Carleton Greene, had to intervene.

All of which has been indicated by Corbetts son and Sooty-heir, Matthew, in the documentary, Sooty Ungloved , which only enjoyed its, ahem, world premiere in Guiseley, West Yorkshire, where the Corbett family lived for 35 times. Ive yet to view Sooty Ungloved , but Im thoughts a Watergate-vibe, boasting Sweep interviewed with his face in semi-darkness.

In the end, the DG regulated Sooty could have Soo, but that the puppets must never touch( what sordid traditions was Carleton Greene foreseeing ?). What a wonderful tale, entertaining, but also a bittersweet comment on the lost innocence of a person. A lost opening, more; having regard to the possibility, Sooty and Soo could have achieved great things, stimulating school sex-education classes.

Statement will be opened later today