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lukeskylovr · 10 months

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all of my favourite characters have Autism

#i’m only now realising how similar they all are #maybe with the exception of aziraphale #but that’s only bc he’s blond #uhhhhh hmm #meri is talking #star wars #doctor who #good omens #back to the future #marty mcfly #luke skywalker #tenth doctor #aziraphale

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whirlandco · 1 year

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here’s how knockout-in-disguise can still win

#maccadam #transformers #transformers earthspark #tf earthspark #tfe #tf knockout #tf knock out #tf tarantulas #earthspark spoilers #FOR THE RECORD this is based on the half-jokey theory ive seen that Mr Smelt is KO in disguise #literally only bc 1) he's dramatic and gay and 2) they have the same voice actor #sorry for the image quality i forgot to change the canvas size #whirls.png #if idw can take knockout's tfp design and just make a few tweaks and call it a day then so can i #reference is from legally blonde btw in case you have not seen that #just realized its been literally two years since i posted art here? woops

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harbingersecho · 1 month

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they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars

#rvb #red vs blue #maine #wash #carolina #agent washington #agent maine #agent carolina #mine #*24 #i just saw that image again and wanted to redraw it and this concept just manifested itself #i lost the og ref photo but its the one w/ the big beefy guy and the blonde woman + they both got tits. if u don't know it dw lol #also in a modern au carolina has like a subaru or a honda civic and it's teal. she's the only one of the blues who even has a car #tex had a motorbike. no one else in blue team even has a license except wash but he doesn't actually have a car he just needed a license #but the blues are like 'we never even fucking go anywhere why would we pay all the car insurance shit + parking'#if they rly need to they can just bum a ride from someone or wash can rent a car or whatever #carolina will only drive them (she doesn't trust wash not to crash) in an absolute emergency bc they made fun of her car saying #it's a PTA mom car and she's petty. if youre not gonna die she doesn't care

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moeblob · 3 months

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Help this trio + another guy was specifically designed to target me.

#villainess level 99 #yumiella dolkness #patrick ashbatten #eleanora hillrose #i genuinely am so weak for these designs bc i love blonde menaces #i love side characters which helps a different blonde whomst i only met for like an episode #and i love patrick so much you guys i have adopted him #also im only through ep4 please dont spoil anything from the other eps #also uh outing myself as a fan of kon*suba and how the lead will just say yeah thats me when someone yells his name #so yeah have her just saying yes im 99 in spirit of he #okay i dont usually draw fanart of anime and idk if ill draw more but just .... these babies....#why do i like yellow bgs ? idk but i do

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odeu-m · 3 months

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b4 death B) - angel w a little hat below cut <3

tried to stick to their death dates a bit but. idk i only googled for like 5 mins. also i wanted those old news print colours 😌

#alastor #niffty #angel dust #hazbin hotel #fanart #i wanted to like. idk not necessarily match their designs but what i think they'd have looked like when alive #a lot of people give angel heterochromia which i dig but i like the idea he's got the same thing as david bowie - 2 different sized pupils #i wanted 2 make niffty deranged but also sweet bc i love her dearly but i do think she killed people #alastor i tried to like give him a cab calloway vibe like charming but then also his scary little smile #Had to give Al the little glasses chain for extra cuntitude #angel i think was strange to make bc. he's the least human out of these 3 to me. so he could've looked like anything.#you can pry him being a bleach blonde out of my cold dead hands tho this man has dark hair naturally #needed him to look Fruity. but only a little. the amount of times i'd give him makeup then had to force myself to remove it #i love talking abt visual headcanons im so shit at writing to so you'll have to put up w drawings just so i can ramble abt them in the note #human niffty #human alastor #human angel dust #.ctf

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milkbreadtoast · 2 months

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doodled Stayn from living with magicians webtoon... I like him :) (just felt like drawing random webtoon characters fsr lmao)

#living with magicians #독신마법사기숙아파트 #stayn #idk his last name lol #my art #im like 100% certain theres nothing in those tags either #I've been keeping up w this webtoon but I havent said anything abt it bc i dont necessarily rec it..?#i mean its decent so read if u want but i dont have brainrot for it so dkfjdj...#except for this guy he's fun :) love when stories have a blonde guy and hes kinda fucked up <3 #he's like a cross btwn milk cookie & clotted cream cookie but more of an asshole than both of them KDJDK #(can i just say i rly prefer his design from ep 1 tho..... girl why'd u straighten ur hair... 💔 glowdown)#oh also he fits 1 of my fav tropes... asshole healer :)#anyway yea i dont necessarily rec it ITS NOT BAD BUT NOT 1 OF MY FAVS IS ALL... 🤧#(try to only rec webtoons i feel strongly abt bc i want u guys to trust my taste dkfjdk)#BTW IM NOT DISSING IT AT ALL its a nice webtoon!! if u also read it and like it then yaay #ok i do highkey love stayn tho hes the only 1 i have brainrot for. i <3 2 faced blonde bitches

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chisfics · 2 months

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the fck wrong with you ?? 😭😭

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vriskaserketdaily · 27 days

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vriska would be so fucking from milano its crazy she would totally say "figa"

composite sketch of every northern italian woman i know, who coincidentally either lived or studied in milan for a significant period of time before i met them

#amnesiacleviathan #vriska serket #mod 8 #daily vriska serket #vriska #daily vriska #homestuck #vriska homestuck #homestuck vriska #humanstuck #tw blonde jumpscare #pls tell me i only met the mutant freaks who escaped the sewers or something and not typical examples of 20something milanese women #bc they were nice enough (to my face as an american) but had RANCID vibes im sorry.#thats my main justification for italian vrika being milano just. the rancid vibes #if u dont think our girl has rancid milano-esque vibes reread the comic then meet a girl from milan outside of milan and youll understand.#i could also buy roman vrika but romans arent rancid theyre just. well. city slickers who arent actively malicious they just dont rly gaf #abt stuff outside of rome which like fine whatever. sol/lux i cld also buy as roman but Only bc he's a terminal city boy

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skitskatdacat63 · 9 months

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I apologize for how incredibly specific and niche this is, but aahhhh whenever people call rbr Seb a "boy king", I can literally only think about this statuette:

1. Because I think it gives the same angelic but mischievous vibe as Seb

2. Because it is a statue of a literal boy king

3. The ringlets and big eyes.....

#my next historical seb au? 👀🤭#im so glad rbr is austrian bcs if fits all the historical AUs i would want to make #also this post is mainly just: this statue has been haunting my brain for a while and i must brainrot over it #most slayful statue ive ever seen #its a shame i cant really find any good paintings of this emperor from when he was this age #i guess im just curious about what colors he'd wear #though i think he was blonde which fits :)#anyways ref i guess!! just wanted to share my vision :D #ik its quite random and niche but you guys should know to expect that from me atp 🤧#i think ive said this before but its funny cause when i read f1 fic im not usually a big fan of AUs. i prefer canon fic #but then any time i wanna draw art or have ideas for art its just literally only historical au 😭😭😭#catie.rambling.txt #art #boy king au

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mattodore · 25 days

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this is matthew and he thinks sex is disgusting

#he would never ask someone to smack him in the face as hard as they can he thinks that's SICK !!!#river dipping #matthias evanoff #echthroi #ts4 #the sideburns levitating an inch off his head lmfaoooooo #the result of me being pissed that i didn't have a single alpha hair that looked good on him bc he's fucked up and blond #this is the only hair that looks okay on him but the blond swatches don't come close to his actual hair color #alpha hairs have theeeeee most fucked up hairlines it's impossible finding one that isn't ridiculously low on his forehead #i’d have to move his features and face in general down for most of them 😐#i want to give theo alpha hair so bad but can’t bc matthias fucks everything up like always 🙄#anyway. this is me being like hey. i’m still alive sorry i’m currently deeply obsessed with the passenger 2023 dir. by carter smith #my avpd is also being so so silly and i’m having trouble talking to ppl w/o thinking i should die so 💕#sorry abt the lack of. like. anything. i will be normal again eventually #really i should just force myself outta the isolation spiral by answering messages at least #only i think i’d sound disingenuous and off so. shrugs #but yeah…….. smash btw

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kirkwallguy · 2 months

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my most evil inquisitor lore is that my trevelyan has a sister who died in the kirkwall circle just before the chantry explosion and cullen had a massive crush on her. she looked just like her. many implications.

#she was caught trying to escape and had to be made tranquil #cullen signed the papers but he warned her ahead of time which gave her a chance to. well you know.#and that was his tipping point turning him against meredith's rule.#he DOESN'T know she was a trevelyan though bc her parents were so ashamed of having a mage child they made her change her name #and he just doesnt make the connection between two blonde girls. he just thinks he has a type.#until. on THE wedding day. hawke is invited (because my trev has a crush on him. and is desperately mad of his tall blonde wife who she saw #when she snuck a glance at his locket one time. she lied about reading tale of the champion.)#anyway bethany sees her and is like. wait. she looks exactly like this woman i was in love with in the circle.#and she puts the pieces together. realises shes marrying CULLEN of all people. and is like oh fuck.#and she like. warns her. but at that point what can you do? the wedding is arranged and trevelyan is a massive public figure #so she walks down the aisle towards a man who is a) possibly only into her because he's chasing the ghost of her dead sister b) possibly the #reason her sister is dead c) actually kind of evil now that she's hearing stories about him from bethany #sorry the dai romances are boring to me i need to inject toxicity and horror into them to be interested.#anyway. all this to say that cullen kisses mary on the forehead when she reaches him at the altar and everyone who Knows (several people #by this point. dorian was there as well so he's been whispering) goes dead silent

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jrueships · 5 months

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sometimes i'll think abt a Fandom and wish it were bigger, and sometimes i'll read something from a fandom.. and wish it were smaller

#ppl seeing a confident black man : FINALLY! A PERFECT ANTAGONIST FOR OUR STORY!#THE CORRUPTOR!! THE ASSHOLE! MR KNOWS ALL!#i want to be bigger into football. i rlly do #but . omg. sometimes seeing just So Much . side eye shit is . like imagine my exhaustion #and this isnt me trying to be the behavior police like let ppl write but sometimes seeing such. Fun. patterns can be like #idk man it's sad like damn thats rlly how the world is and obvs i KNOW how it can be but it's real wack #real wack being reminded even in ur supposed happy place ur supposed lighthearted little break from the world #it's still not . idk. it's just not #oh the poor pale blond qb just a little anxious baby oh and his evil zany teammates trying to corrupt him oh theyre so terrible for my angel #:/#.. that is. a Grown. Man .#it's like replaying my 2nd grade teacher ******** me bcs i was a troublesome kid and it made her feel young and alive and bad again #like wtf am i corrupting you with maam? skibbity toliet ? leave me alone !!#listen. if it were smthing like 'x rlly likes tomatoes' when he actually likes idk carrots? i would not give a fuck. infact i prefer carrots #but bad patterns have smthing more to say bcs patterns in general have a story #it's more than 'he would not fucking say that' it's 'WHY tf are YOU making HIM say THAT of ALL people & THINGS???'#like i love having asshole characters in my stories too. and they can be poc ! NO ONE is a saint!#but having one just to fuel the only one u actually care abt? having their problems solely be for plot?? & making that one #a SPECIFIC kind of person ?? is kinda giving me 'u dont view x as a human which could mean you dont view x race as humans'#WHICH IS !! IT SUCKS ! THAT SUCKS!#i know i need to just suck it up and ignore it but thats like the life quote of being poc isnt it #ugh #it sucks

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francy-sketches · 1 year

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joffrey and tommen but a bit cursed

#asoiaf #my art #this is just how most people imagine tommen lol. including grrm probably i think the white hair was a mistake #bc its only once and he also describes tyrion in the same passage so yea i think it was just a mixup #well TO ME he's white blond #any evidence against tyrion targ I'll take it #light hiar+pale skin is a fucking nightmare to color btw -_- but anything for my boy

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moeblob · 22 days

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I unfortunately picked up Bravely Default 2 again (I bought it back when it released) and then started over since I last played it in June 2021. And. You know what. I like these silly beans. And then I saw concept art for Dag's expressions and I am not the same. Why did they decide to give him huge fangs in it.

(also I'm trying so hard to avoid spoilers less for plot but more for characters so if you know anything that happens to characters shhhhh. also the expression concept is below the read more so you can see what I mean.)

#bravely default 2 #dag rampage #selene noetic #i only just recently reached ch2 in the game and i may have a problem #someone was like wait how have you not gotten farther in 25 hours #and im like im sorry its a problem i have an obsession you dont understand #and then he found out i had three of the four party members with two jobs capped at 12 #and then the fourth only had one capped but a bunch high up #and then i told him i was trying to get the gambler asterisk and that meant i had to play a childrens card game #and then i had to do side quests when they popped up #and he was like wait at that point you probably dont need jobs at 12 omg #and im like i know its a problem i cant stop it #so anyway chapter 1 took me forever because i committed to the grind too much #the emotions i feel for silly lil side characters ................ its too real #like even the fact that you beat these two up in the prologue im like teehee funny lil blonde guy #then you dont interact with them in a ch1 quest but they show up again at the same time doing the same quest #and guys i am FEELING EMOTIONS theyre just funny lil mercenaries doin funny lil mercenary things #also please do not tell me anything about the game past ch1 because i want to continue to enjoy experiencing it #which is why i have my ask box closed bc its a game from 2021 and i know im really behind the times #but i managed to not know anything until now and i wanna keep it that way #also i dont really know how to properly draw noses especially when i doodle #but his nose is important and i already struggle with his big jaw so i had to include it somehow #and in the concept art it looks like he has a lil stubble but in game i dont see it so im like ... squinting at he

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soniclion92 · 4 months

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I am now very fond of the idea that Jancy's daughter ends up being a blonde

#this hc only works if we take nancy as carrying the recessive allele for blonde #bc we know Jonathan was born a blond so he deffo has the recessive #gcse biology coming in clutch rn lmao #stranger things #stranger things netflix #netflix #nancy wheeler #jonathan byers #jancy

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dancinghannigram · 1 year

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tim: i'm being so perceived right now and i'm not sure i like it

#justified #justified fanart #the joys of drawing in grayscale 😌#tim's hair is not ashy/mouse brown and he fuckin knows that #this is technically givenson bc thats what i had in mind but u know #raylan: “im not /only/ into blondes. look at tim” and then he's proven wrong #oyster art #long post

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