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rigginsstreet · 1 year

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hate when people call heather a lesbian but her fandom is so small i gotta just take what i can get huh.... tragic. anyway shes bi

#the truly weird part about lesbian heather is like.... i know yall arent doing it because she ~gets in the way of a mlm ship~#like what is done to chrissy #the only reason i can come up with for why yall just ignore her liking billy in canon is uhhhh bi erasure #hate to say it #but thats what it smells like every time

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forestlion · 3 months

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anyone else had insane pain in the legs bc of, one assumes, growth spurts as a child?

#that shit was crazy..... i didnt even grow that much #my mom didnt give me any painkillers and instead rubbed my legs with #like. chestnut liquor #chestnut schnapps #expired no less #i dont rmr if the placebo helped #or if i absorbed the alcohol thru my skin #but that schnapps absolutely was the smell of my childhood. ngl i kinda miss it rn #it had a very specific smell #i had leg/growth pain so often as a child rip #sometimes i still get similar pain #like rn #and i think im done growing tbh i didnt grow past 8th grade #you know how some girls got insanely tall in early puberty before everyone else #i never had that #i grew. a below regular... length. at a very slow. pace #and then it stopped #the pain didnt though #i still get like. phantom pain #i think its real pain but bc its the same pain like in my youth... idk #i text my mom every time i get it #and every time she replies with #maybe you're growing :)#cant say. can't say thats whats happening #pers

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kinos-fortress-2 · 7 months

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miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool #WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE #she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma.#well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT #ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all #because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed #she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie #or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy #and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes #me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult #oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her #prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours #but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about #her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them #crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips #takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure

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bhaalrespawn · 7 months

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this mostly happens on tiktok but i feel like im actually going insane whenever i see people say things like "if you think gortash is hot, you're lying to yourself". besides just the fact attractiveness is subjective and whatever, gortash is literally Just A Guy. like there is nothing uniquely physically unattractive about him. he just looks like a regular 40-something guy that is a little emo.

#enver gortash #gortash #i also get annoyed about the handsome younger man jokes at this point tbh LMAO like i dont care bro. he is handsome. to me.#also i did specify the physical part because personality wise yeah he's the worst LMAO #but thats not what we're talking about here #i also think the 'he looks like he smells bad' has gotten to a weird point but yknow.#im not just making up something to make a post abt it btw this is something ive actually seen said multiple times on tiktok lol #and every time theres a video about it theres a bunch of comments agreeing about him being sooo ugly or whatever

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toastsnaffler · 3 months

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yeah I'm not gonna talk abt it am I...

#well thats okay. eventually itll come up naturally. and if not well. it doesnt make me feel very okay. but its not a big deal #and i guess ill meet ppl in the future who will curate a different idea of me and maybe therell be fewer misunderstandings #<- coward who CAN communicate to save their life but not in any lower stakes situation for their happiness n quality of life #we <3 repression n insecurity. maybe if i keep digging at the corner of this bit of the labyrinth with my spoon ill get out someday 😌#anyway.. theres my daily vague vent post got it out of my system #wanted to do it earlier but ended up not having much time after work n then called friends which was nice :^)#also i never have signal at work these days.. my boss has said shell get me on the staff wifi tho cuz i do need it for work reasons #its rare to need it for work purposes bc we all use work pcs n stuff anyway and not rly supposed to use mobiles in the lab #but yeahh.. god i have so much admin shit to sort out also gotta text family back before i sleep i forgot to earlier #its all good.. also my memory foam pillows turned up so i no longer have to steal my roomies extra one for my neck pain <3 #ik she was missing it... not to sound like a creep but it was nice that it smelled like her a little. just familiar innit #we're always around each other so its just what being home smells like to me.. listen i have a sensitive nose 😔✋️#if we were a lot closer i would ask if i could sleep in her bed while shes away but we're not so it would come across sooo weird..#and i would feel rly weird abt someone sleeping in my own room without me there. well maybe not actually. as long as they werent snooping #<- guy whose mother used to go thru their shit all the time n struggles to not feel paranoid and distrustful when it comes to privacy #was thinking recently my ideal living situation w a partner would be separate rooms but we still share the bed sometimes #but not every night bc im a sensitive sleeper... but we can switch bedding so i can still smell them if i wake up in the night alone #like how new mothers trying to get babies used to cot sleeping each have a cloth or blanket and swap every night #so the baby is comforted by the blankets smell and sleeps more peacefully.. and momma finds it easier being apart from the baby too #sorry this is getting gooey and weird my meds have been wearing off the last couple hours im so sleeppyyyy 😭#well.... maybe everything can wait until tomorrow..... bed is calling..#goodnight everyone muah #.diaries

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bunnyb34r · 2 months

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I wanna go out and see if the cucumber plants got toppled in the wind but I don't wanna be outside rn 😩

I'll pay one of yous in cucumbers if you do it for me 🥺

#marquilla #im finally gardening successfully enough to be able to share freely with my produce (well the cucumbers at least ... maybe zucchini)#like before every piece was a blessing so id have my horde but now im like oh god what am i gonna do theres more every day 😰#mom keeps calling me curious george bc there was an episode where he grew ONLY cucumbers and had like a million of em and he had to learn to #make pickles bc he still had a lot after giving them away 😭 thats me but i cannot stand pickles or vinegar 😭😭😭 i know theres non vinegar #ways but it's not just the vinegar i just hate pickles sggdgdgdgdgd anyway every time i come in the house with more she goes #'hey george' sgdgdgdg or 'whats up curious George'#im cucumber georg now ahdhdhddhhd #anyway anyways i dont wanna go out in the heat but also i dont wanna smell like outside™️

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todayisafridaynight · 11 months

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weird ask but what. do the arakawa family smell like. like what perfumes do they use/do they stink of cigarettes/etc.

arakawa = the scent of cigarette smoke and bourbon does well to equalize the profile of oud wood, not allowing the sweet smell to overpower his mysterious profile. whatever does seep through, you're more likely to catch the more woody, tangy notes- though people who stay around long enough recognize that sweet, nutmeg smell first

sawashiro = legally have to say he smells like a smokey leather couch cause of his 2019 outfit and for the occasional cig or two he'll have BUT as for colognes, definitely something akin to masato where it's more on the down-low as far as scent impressions go. unlike masato though, it's nothing superbly complex and isn't trying to invite anyone to stay and compliment the profile. besides the leather, theres a deep, earthy smell- but stay around long enough, and you might catch a speck of rose

ichiban = definitely tried to find a dupe for arakawa's cologne, though our boy's on a budget: cause'a that, he's got a preference for more woody colognes, wearing a sweet patchouli cologne that possesses an undertone of orange. luckily, the help of cigarette smoke and shea butter helps dilute the potency of his cologne

masato = definitely isn't shy about buying something pricey, and there's payoff for it. leans towards more extravagant fragrances, a castoreum and leather blend being his usual wear. his cologne isn't overly strong, yet it's present enough to make you want to linger to catch it. the only one on this list to not smell like smoke in the slightest

aoki = wears abundantly brighter and more inviting colognes. opposed to harsh, mysterious smells he'll wear the likes of cedarwood. there's still notes of leather to his profile, though. it's just barely masked by the cedar

mitsu = if we're talkin' the 90's, then nothing especially of note. doesn't care too much about colognes (or can even really afford anything especially nice), and he doesn't pay any real attention to deo and body/hair wash scents. legally has to smell a bit of cigarette smoke on account of hangin with people who smoke, but i couldnt tell you if he smokes himself or not. fast forward to 2019, something about him's telling me he'd wear some kind of aquatic cologne- like sage and sea salt..

#snap chats #asks i spend all morning on because i have more opinions about how people smell than any normal person should #I JUST GET TOO INTO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SMELLS AND COLOGNES i like thinking about what people smell like ☠️#its cause when i was a kid every time i hugged my dad id get fuckin smacked in the face with whatever cologne he was wearing #it's a comfort thing probably. that's the root of my cologne obsession see im self aware. i need help #anyway there's a jo malone joke to make here but i cant articulate it so just imagine i did #on that note though my mom loves jo malone. thats it thats the tag im not gonna act lke jo malone doesnt have great fragrances #ill be a hater bout anything else my mom likes (no i wont she also likes elephants) but malone's got my wallet #not PERSONALLY im still getting through a cologne my dad got me for christmas but yk. if i ever feel like burning my wallet then sure

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effervescent-fool · 1 year

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#i know this is like. childish. but im going to my first obgyn appointment in a few weeks and im. scred #*scared #i literally feel like crying #ive put this off for so so long and i need to see one #but just the thought of an exam makes me wanna throw up #i requested a female doctor but im so scared that they wont have one #and that wont make me any less dysphoric #and ive never even been insecure about my bush but now im stressing over like #“what if i look weird” or whatever #like what if it smells?? what if theres something wrong??#i get acne fown there too and now im worried that thats not normal #im way too old to be feeling like this #every time i voice my concern i get told that i sound like a child. that i HAVE to do this #ough. i dont like this why did i have to be born in this stupid fucking body

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milo-is-rambling · 2 years

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Now why the hell do I have such intensely realistic dreams I had to wake up and stare at the ceiling for like ten minutes to make sure I was alive.

#me 🤝 having dreams where everyone is mad at me and also I'm having a near death experience and everyone is still mad at me #literally had a dream that I was riding a bike and got hit by a car and woke up in the hospital then felt like shit but was okay enough and #then in my dream I was like hmm I wanna go to a gas station to get snacks bc that's why I was biking in the first place and so I drove to a #random gas station and came back to my car after getting snacks and there was a fucking mountain lion inside my car that immediately pounced #on me and started trying to bite my face and no one would fucking help me at all #it was terrifying and I literally like argued with my mom in the dream and she said all this personal horrible shit and didn't care at all #that I was hit by a car and then I went to the gas station and millie was there and she was mad at me for not going on some trip with her #and her family even tho I was like nah dude I was like JUST hit by a car this morning bro I don't wanna go to Connecticut with u and ur fam #and even the gas station clerk was mad at me for some reason and he tried to charge me a hundred dollars for a pack of icebreakers and a #box of strawberries like dude what the fuck is wrong with my brain but I remember every fucking detail of it like why is my brain so evil #my brain will be like hmm time to dream... let's think about exactly how it would feel to almost die once and then be mauled by a big cat #like why in my dreams do I feel everything that happens to me. why did I feel my broken nose and he blood dripping down my face and the road #burn across my body why are my dreams like yeah u can smell the mountain lions breath as you're trying to hit it with ur purse and it's like #drooling on ur face cause it's trying to wrap it's jaws around your entire head #like bruh. hey brain. did I really need that today? did I really need two near death experiences in one dream? and also everyone hates me?#was that really necessary brain? my brain also had the audacity to set the dream in New Hampshire during winter. why would I be riding a #bike in the middle of winter and then be slammed into the road and then be attacked by a lion what message is that trying to tell me exactly #when I woke up I literally touched my nose to make sure it wasn't broken thats how fucking real my dreams are I hate it #anyways I'm mad at my brain for having hyper realistic dreams where I'm in pain physically and emotionally

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yo9urt · 2 years

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#mine #i still have a crush on my coworker -_-#we talked a lot today i got to know him more and we're getting like rly friendly with each other its really nice #but i URRRRGHH #also on thursday i asked him for music recs because i need them and he was like well what do u listen to #which is such a good question for him to ask and i peeked at his spotify when he had it open and he had like 50 billion playlists with #different genres and i was like !?!??!? what does this mean #but i didnt ask #anyway i was like ummm indie rock and other stuff #and we talked more about genres and stuff and then he was like u should try her's #and i was like oh i know her's harvey is one of my favorite songs and he was like i didnt think u would know them thats cool #but also harvey is (was) the only song by them that i knew so i took that recommendation and 1 or 2 others home with me and i was like ok #and i listened to songs by her's (thats the title of their first album) and it was surprisingly good #but also because music is my secret love language its hard to listen to some of the songs and not immediately think of him #and today he urrrrgghh he just looked cute he had like a shirt under his work shirt that was kinda cute and he had this jacket he came in #wearing and wore it when he left too and it was like denim and i thought it was normal rough denim but i brushed against it while i was gett #getting ready in the bathroom and it was SOFT and i was like WHAT #also he smelled good again he pisses me off because he smells good every time he comes in and its like how are you doing that #and periodically over the last several days ive run into smells that are a little similar to whatever he has going on #or ill hear a voice that sounds vaguely like his or yesterday when i was out with my friends i saw a guy who looked kinda like him #and i just feel insane im like 9@*UL>$??@?#also i forgot to mention this but he looked very handsome in the denim jacket and it pissed me off #and we got to talk so much today and its like AUAUUUARGG. and at the end of my shift he was about to clock out #and i had just clocked out and i was going to refill my water and then leave and he stopped me #and he was like what shifts are u working next quarter and i was like uhhh blah blah blah #and it turns out we probably will not have shifts together which sucks especially because the reason we knew each other #at all before january is because we had shifts ''together'' (not really but we bumped into each other frequently) in the fall too #so its like. wtf. wheres my consistency. why cant i keep seeing my favorite coworker at our job. fuck this gay earth #hes fun to talk to too like he has a lot of silly strange and interesting stories and hes just like nice and fun and always says goofy shit #i feel like hes the type who just makes friends easily cause ive seen random customers talking to him too and hes just like kinda chill and

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mieltelecheycrema · 22 days

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confession done that was so easy (covered in sweat and took two days)

#mielmbles #weight off my chest ill say though again what the hell was i thinking asking some almost stranger to reject me and begging they wouldn’t #question beyond that ??? hello ??? are you insane knock knock #i’ve genuinely been shaking for the past like three hours oh my god actually im gonna tell yall my set up #so basically i got off my bed put essential oil in my bandana to smell (didn’t work) lit a candle and stared at it #took off my shirt combed my hair put some beeswax in the candle stared at the ceiling for twenty minutes #went on some anon website to vent and get my thoughts straight (got to scared to talk 😔) put a song on repeat then put cute bubbly music on #instead. after all that i just kind of stared at the message hub thing and that took like another 15-20 minutes #after that i finally clicked on it only to literally read one word at a time and turn my phone away after every word #literally so embarrassing they make me disturbingly pathetic and i need them OUT of my head #right also breathing exercises the whole time but thats like more normal i think #before all this i wasn’t able to stop thinking about it and them awfully enough literally like it made me obsessed w/ making things again #i have a hat three attempts at heart friendship bracelet and the beginning too my leg warmers finally #need to resize the hat honestly its for a friend #my room is also significantly cleaner god sometimes its about ehat anxiety can do #for you i think maybe

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angryborzois · 1 month

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just got a letter back from the family i homestayed at in germany and holy shit its so sweet what the hell

#angryborzois rambles #in the letter i sent them i included a drawing of their dog #and in the letter bacj they said they were going to frame it #thats so sweet what the helll #theyre such a nice family im so glad i got to know thhem😭#i also miss the dog though that mf (affectionate) kept farting on me every time he was on my lap #he'd be sleeping peacefully and proceed to let out the most atrocious fart the next moment #like dammit i love you but you smell.

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kindlyfunkn · 8 months

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i told my sister she should not cough so much when trying to throw up bc it can increase chances of aspiration, for more success she could start heaving from the stomach

"yeah well i dont know how to do that🙄"

what? heave? yse your abdominal muscles? are you fucking stupid?

#istg she comes home says shes sick and acts like she's never been sick a day in her life #she gets pissy when i offer advice bc what else tf am i supposed to do here #now she complains about no food being ready 'im so tired i was working all day then johanna wanted to hang out n get bubble tea' ok?#theres leftovers from the other day HEALTHY STUFF theres vegetables and chicken you can put in the fucking microwave 30 secs boom supper #and theres tuna i mixed with mayonnaise there on the counter and a baked potato on the stove for you do not fucking say that theres nothing #not when ive been the only one cooking here for more than just myself. every time she makes something for her supper im an afterthought #but the minute i dont make something for her (DVEN THOUGH I FUCKING DID) she gets pissed #im like a fucking maid in my own house and she complains about me #she got mad at me last night when i said 'my house' to my twin sisters friend bc 'my (sic) names on the bills' like bitch im paying you #for those still. and im listed as a tenant shut the fuck up. it IS my house. yes it's our house but it is still my house also #i clean this place i turn the heat up and down ive washed the dishes 8 out of 10 times im always making supper #i do the laundry i fold her shit too. the rare chance she does the laundry she never folds it and only takes her shit out the dryer #she did the laundry yesterday and oh whats this? all the clothes smell like rubber for some weird fucking reason im sick of her #she never does anything except buy groceries once in a while #all she does is go to her room when she gets home and thats it #funk's record log

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yoshistory · 1 year

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oh my god 15 days left at this job and im hearing word that at the last minute they're trying to snake back and barter to keep me after i've already mentally fucked off. fuuuuuck

#i hope it doesn't go through #i need to think about other options than this factory job thats grinding my bones down #im GOOD at this job and i like that i'm good at it #i like the people i've met. i liked the experience.#but its not for me forever. it was only supposed to be very temporary to begin with but that fell through #i feel like my old lead ALSO has this genie in a bottle feeling where he's looking for someone to pass this lamp onto #and he's like hoping i stay because it's legit just 3 people who do this. and every single person who does it is looking for an out #the guy i'm training as my replacement doesn't give a fuck at all #(he's going to crash when i leave i can smell it. but he's so overconfident and argues with me about what im teaching him that i can't care #(he gets EXTREMELY frustrated doing diagnostics. which is the entire job)#(he would rather immediately label a part worth thousands of dollars and time as unfixable than attempt to fix it and then ARGUE with me)#(''uhh actually in my time as a builder i know this is impssible to fix..'' whatch this buster *fixes it*)#who's training you.... listen to me like... LISTEN so you don't get stuck... one fucking issue on a chamber and you don't listen #brother there will be more chambers. there will be harder chambers. you have to be patient and not jump to conclusions #management will learn how much they needed stability in that position #3 weeks is not nearly enough time to train someone to do my job on their own and i told them and they were foolish to think otherwise #the other guy they're pulling in also doesn't give a fuuuck. he's walking into some shit and i told him #we're going to be FLOODED with systems as SOON as i leave and we lack capacity to hook any of them up and lack people to work them #because management didn't prepare and listen to me when i told them time and time again ''hey i need test bays'' ''hey i need equiptment''#''hey i need people'' and then insulted me and stripped me of my title when i tried taking initiative #these people don't know what they're doing and they're cocky #people say where i'm at is a great oppourtunity but they've jerked me around too much to care and i dont even want it

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shnarky-blogs · 4 months

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-𝚄𝙽𝙷𝙾𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚂-

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Puppy boy reader × Werewolf hubby!

Imagine being a small little puppy boy living with you beloved werewolf husband thats so scary and bigger than you, you both are completely opposite in appearance; -You are small, cute, kind and pretty looked really much harmless.

While he is this tall hulking man, feared by anyone who locked eyes with him, but under that scary face of his he Is actually a caring, lovey-dovey and passionate person! he just have a grumpy face all the time that's why everyone is scared of ticking him off afterall he's a big scary werewolf!

When you two are alone together, he gets all clingy, whiney, begging for your attention as he nuzzles up into your neck, ears flopped down while letting out little whimpers,

"Honey!.. can we cuddle?"

"C-can we shower together, puppy?"

"Im sleepy.. let me spoon you baby.. wanna keep you safe and warm.."

He'd whine all the time if you dont give him what he wants, his begging and cries will go on until you say yes to him, like he can't take no for an answer okay!, But during his ruts, its waaayy different.

What he wants is what he gets, if he whats you bent over the bed you'd do it for him, his strong scent controlling your very form because he smells so wonderful! You'd suck on his cock till your sweet hubby is happy.

During mating, he'd make sure to make you feel every single thing of the details of his cock going in and out your hole.. he also made sure to mark you up to remind you and show people who you belong to, his growls and grunts would fill your ears as he fills you up of his seed and knot you up together on his fat knot, leaving you both tied together for maybe an hour or so?

But after that rough love making, He made sure to give you loads of kisses, praises, and a warm bath to calm your tense muscles after that session with him.

#bottom male reader #ftm reader #male x ftm reader #sub male reader #x bottom male reader #x ftm reader

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invisibleoctopus · 1 year

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speaking of spending all my extra money on weed every month. its part of why i feel such immense guilt at seeing donation posts because in my head the moral OCDemon "you spend this money on WEED instead of helping ppl in NEED?? SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME YOURE A HORRIBLE PERSON SO SELFISH ONLY THINKING FOR YOURSELF" every time i so much as scroll past a donation post bc in my head its like. if you have weed money you should be able to have Donation Post Money too

#le p2iigh #feel free to use the term ocdemon whenever YOUR intrusive thoughts feel like u have a demon in ur brain #but yeah every time we get more when We Cant Afford It its my mom caving and fronting... and shes having bad physical withdrawal symptoms #and whenever i smell weed i just crave it. which doesnt help when my uncle smokes in his room and the living room smells like weed #but honestly my self loathing makes it better for me to sit through the weed cravings and stuff bc i just tell myself i dont deserve weed #i tell myself that i DESERVE to feel bad when not smoking weed because Thats What I Get For Smoking In The First Place

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