#but the bad kind of soup

[marcygoo]

hey does anyone here fw internecion cube

[apotelesmaa]

I think tsukasa is a normie sorry. He does not know memes or internet trends he’s too busy scouring the internet for bootleg theatre productions and practicing facial expressions in the mirror. Guy who could tell you everything you need to know about some obscure actor/play from 100 years ago but does not know a single modern celebrity if they’re not involved in acting. He’s adding new poses to his vast repertoire he is not making banger posts online. “Based? Based on what?” Type of guy.

[darlinjester]

at the cafe i always go to and their tomato soup is literally water today i dont pay this much in tuition to be attacked by the horrors

[moongothic]

Do wanna say, I am actually really curious how Iva-chan would feel if the Dragodile Divorce went REAL BAD

'Cause they didn't know the two were in a relationship at all, right. (Otherwise, like, if Iva-chan knows about Crocodile having a kid then surely they'd realize that would've also been Dragon's kid and like. Understands that's Luffy etc) So as far as Iva-chan understands the situation, Crocodile may have been secretly slightly involved with the Revolutionaries for a period of time, had a kid out of the blue, transitioned, and either immidiately broke ties with the Revs entirely and fucked off to Alabasta, or kept on assisting the Revs in secret (possibly monetarily, being a sugar daddy and all 💰🐊💰) for however long in secret, only to pretty much betray them out of nowhere by attempting to take over Alabasta 17 years later Either way, surely Ivankov would've been deeply confused by this turn of events, right? Like what happened to him, why would Crocodile do any of this?

But if the straw that broke the camel's back and shattered Crocodile's psyche was the Dragodile Divorce going really bad, either from Dragon not being that accepting OR due to things going violent over a miscommunication... How would Ivankov feel about that?

Keep in mind, we've only ever heard Iva-chan talk about Dragon with nothing but adoration and respect. They sincerely hold Dragon in such high regard, can you imagine how badly either revelation could change how Iva-chan's views Dragon? 'Cause like, sure if Dragon's straight then that's one thing, but lashing out at his loved one? When he came out? At what might've been the most emotionally vunerable time of Crocodile's life (between the transing and the baby and having to leave his son forever. Y'know. Heavy shit)? Yeah, frankly speaking, Iva-chan would be completely justified in slapping the shit out of Dragon and giving him some choise words. Perhaps even some 💉 Karmic Punishment 💉 to teach a lesson Feeling disappointed in Dragon would be an understatement. But even if The Divorce happened due to a tragic accident (of Dragon attacking the strange man he has never seen before out of instinct when going to see his wife and child), it's been nearly two whole decades. Have the two even spoken since then? Like presumably not considdering Crocodile didn't even know who Luffy was. So if they haven't spoken at all-- did Dragon ever apologize? Or was he that much of a coward he couldn't face Croc and take responsibility for what he did? If so, that is absolutely pathetic and frankly irresponsible considdering the feelings he would've left Crocodile festering with.

Like either way, I'm deeply facinated how Iva-chan would take the news. How that could impact their relationship with Dragon, as well as how they've viewed Crocoboy for the past few years as well.

Because suddenly Crocoboy didn't just go bonkers out of nowhere, abandon and betray the Revolutionaries to try to do something monstrous for selfish gain. Suddenly, it was Dragon who abandoned Crocodile and left him all alone for nearly two decades, believing obtaining an Ancient Weapon was the only way to take down the World Government. Countless innocent lives that perhaps could've been spared in Alabasta had Dragon just fucking talked to his ex--

Yeah. I'm curious how Iva-chan would feel

[patchwork-passions]

albatross soup more like griffin soup amiright

[pillowmoment]

edited from my Instagram story:

Was crying earlier because Our universe is so beautiful and that’s it that was the only reason.

I mean how can you look at a place where Saturn is just fucking there and not be absolutely in awe and on your knees and in tears? It’s so much less mundane than people act like it is. It’s not “nothing special” it’s possibly the most special thing we have. Our entire universe is so special.

Our existence is hinging upon thousands of perfect little coincidences. It’s so much more beautiful to believe it all just worked out that way. Explaining it away with a higher power undermines how fucking fantastical it is that we are alive today in such a breathtaking and beautiful reality.

We are so small and yet just as complex as the world surrounding us if not more. We are so small and insignificant and yet we are aware. The Universe doesn’t care about us but we care so much about it. We took the stars in the sky, stitched them together, and named them after what we held dear. We named the planets around us after figures of legend. We wished on stars and wrote poems about the moon. We are so fascinated by events that happen all the time, but it only seems like once in a while for us. The things that happen in your everyday life are so far from uninteresting. YOU are so far from uninteresting.

There is no reason for anything to be here at all and yet it is. It wasn’t made for anybody. But it’s here all the same. Can you really look up at the full moon and not feel some kind of emotion? The universe is so full of love for nobody in particular. And yet now it’s just something mundane. The stars at night are there every night, so why bother looking at them? What a terrible mindset. Everything you look at was made with love even if it wasn’t manufactured. We don’t have to have an all loving god to be surrounded by the love that fills every crack and corner of our universe. This is all we have. We should appreciate it even if it can’t do the same. Humans are so spoiled. Look around for once. There is nothing in this world you should be calling mundane.

[allylikethecat]

matty coming out on stage with an iv feels very ally coded

like i know he has done it before but i can honestly not not imagine george being exasperated with him for doing this only days after the diving-off-b-stage incident

plus, sick!matty is kinda your brandTM now

I am SCREAMING literally my first thought when I woke up and saw the pictures / videos of Matty in his socks, and little robe with his IV last night was “Wow, poor Matty I hope he feels better, I cannot WAIT to write a fic about this” 😂

It might take me a few days to get something written, but I do promise that I will for sure be writing something inspired by this event - Fictional!George isn’t sure how much more of this he can take, he is very much wondering if it’s possible to just… wrap Fictional!Matty completely in bubble wrap, for his own safety and for Fictional!George’s peace of mind (especially with it being so close to the diving-off-the-b-stage incident) I’m not sure if IRL he ripped out an actual real IV or just had fake one taped to his arm for ~dramatic effect~ but regardless, Fictional!George is not impressed, that is how people hurt themselves and give their loved ones ulcers MATTHEW. 

I am so completely honored though that my brand is being recognized as Sick!Fictional!Matty, because I full heartedly believe that Sick!Fictional!Matty is a very large part of the AllyLiketheCat brand, only to be rivaled by “Angst” and “Pain and Suffering.” 

ANYWAY, thank you so much for sending me this ask because I smiled SO HARD at the event being labeled as “ally coded” and brand recognition, like literally made my entire night, I’ve been staring at this ask for nearly an hour now and I just… still can’t stop smiling. I even had to walk away for a little bit before I could formulate a response because I was just like !!! This is the nicest anon they so get ME! Thank you so much for reading and for the continued support 🥰 I hope you continue to enjoy my fic and I will hopefully have a new sick fic up within in the week 🫡

❤️Ally

[pand1on]

I'll have to write a longer post about it eventually but I think the recurring theme of identity in sonic is so interesting. the main character being this guy who just is who he is and doesn't think too hard about it, and is surrounded by people who, to various extents, have complex relationships with who they are is so fun to think about. whether I can formulate the words to talk about what's in my brain is anyone's guess.

[realjoehours]

i want to change my icon but i’d feel bad if i just killed keith he’s the honorary lesbian white girl ever :(

[marklikely]

starting to get worried abt this site's userbase and their determination to boil every evil in the world down to "tiktok did it"

[2c75ff]

((My sole contribution to any of the themes invoked over the course of this particular day is the fact that Seventeen is very weird now, for many understandable reasons, about the prospect of being outclassed to the point of helplessness; and that his figurative wires, when it comes to the thought of submission, have found themselves subsequently crossed and fried in some interesting and occasionally rather Cell-shaped ways.))

[linterteatime]

Me logging into tumblr dot com to see what stupid shit someone wrote to me today

[notveryshrugemoji]

A bit of hot sauce into any cream based soup turns it up to 11.

[paddington-two]

luna just had an old man 'get the fuck off my lawn' moment

[scootszilla]

quit your job join my emo band

[plexippusangel]

You ever think to yourself that maybe you should wear the collar-looking necklace to an event so that if people think you come across as your roommates' pet, they'll think it's a sex thing (honorable) and not just that you are too much of a baby to have your own life???

Been thinking about doing that before that post but I really think that part of the reason why I like it when people think I'm my roommates' unicorn is because that ascribes me more agency than what the situation is revealed to be, namely that I'm a bit of a loser that couldn't make it on my own and lives in their basement and depends on them a lot for basic daily life things.

Money would be tight for them without the rent I pay but people don't know that because it's not polite. And it's hard making new friends, let alone relationships, as the information starts to be revealed idk.

Well actually I do know. I've just been feeling the sting of my utter lack of self-sufficiency a lot lately and I am slowly taking steps to remedy that but even as I start to I'm still gonna be chronically fatigued and easily overwhelmed and need support and guidance to get around at events and I'd genuinely rather people think I was with owners than caregivers of any kind and I don't know what that says about me but I don't think I like it.