I was talking about disco elysium with my friend and I mentioned Joyce not sleeping cuz of pale overexposure and that led to us talking about the hypothetical Elysium sigma males making tiktoks like “I don’t even sleep anymore thanks to the pale. I’m on that Grindset every hour of the day!” And the Elysium Andrew Tate posts a picture of him sitting in the pale with no shirt on. And then ppl on Twitter making fun of them like “sigma males getting pale radiation to own the beta males but they just end up going insane” “they’re already insane how is it gonna get worse” with some reaction gifs in there. Then pale researchers have to make their own tiktoks like “why you shouldn’t voluntarily overexpose yourself to the pale” and they just look so done.
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WHAT IN THE ACE ATTORNEY CHARACTER NAMES
I’m sorry but this absolutely murdered me I cannot
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Bro, your art??? DELICIOUS ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯
I have a request for you if you still take them (if not then it's ok)
Can you draw Van Augur? (he's my babygirl and his fans are few💔)
!!!!! TYYY AAA XD
yes im still taking requests!! a bit busy w uni but i always enjoy getting asks for drawings!
van augur fans, this one’s for u guys 👍👍
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“Why would I make them so uncomfortable?”
He asks her directly. His pretty new partner who has been treating him better in the past few weeks of working together than any of his former colleagues ever had. He wants to know what she really thinks of him. He wants to hear her articulate what everyone else whispers about him because, even though she’s nice, she surely must know that everyone thinks Fox Mulder is a fuckup.
But instead of saying why Colton finds him uncomfortable, admitting the distain they both know that man holds for him, Mulder watches his eloquent partner stumble over her words — he watches someone, for probably the first time in his life, try to spare his feelings. He smiles as she confidently states that he isn’t the problem, it’s his “reputation.” He wonders if she notices the way she’s shifted him from active antagonizer to passive recipient of a reputation he most certainly had a hand in creating. It was only their third case together and she was already treating the people who were unkind to him as simply misinformed.
He puts her out of her misery and offers to read aloud the word branded onto his chest that she was avoiding looking at. “Spooky?” Far more PG and polite than the words Colton would use to describe his discomfort.
When he says it, he can see from the way her lips purse together that she knows he understands all the sentiments that word stands in for. Freak. Loser. Joke. But what he doesn’t understand is why she isn’t finding the humor in it like he does.
The people who hate him — who think his theories are stupid, who think his work is a joke, who thinks his career is a failure — they think he’s spooky. People like that don’t matter to him. She clearly didn’t want him to know her friends from the academy thought of him that way, but it doesn’t bother him. It’s not like she-
His amusement falters ever so slightly as he realizes just how much he really likes this pretty new partner who spares his feelings. The exaggerated mask he wore to keep people like Colton away suddenly felt like poorly painted clown makeup in front of her.
He doesn’t want to make her uncomfortable.
“Do -you- think I’m spooky?”
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