#but this thought made me laugh

[blackjackkent]

I had to put this together because it's been living rent-free in my head ever since I saw this post the other day. I feel like this is absolutely a conversation they have had at some point. XD

[tiny-huts]

Look I know this does not fit perfectly but

[abovethemists]

So if they really are making this Harry Potter reboot series, what if they cast Ben Barnes and Andrew Garfield as Sirius and Lupin. They’re old enough to play the older versions of those characters now. 2011 tumblr would die.

[sigery]

Lunar Radio after Atlas punches Moon in the face: Sorry!

Atlas, getting the two of them out of there: Don't apologize! He betrayed you!

Lunar Radio: Uh, I'm less sorry?

[verawhisk]

*the gang steps into baldur’s gate*

halsin: they’re making people pay for flowers?? for fruit?? things that silvanus gave to us for free?!

astarion: omg why are you yelling at me? i didnt make the system

astarion: wait

[lazarus-james]

so did you want to make out sloppy style or is it just the large fries? cash or card?

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[parasitoidism]

80s anime dubbing is truly a lost art form

[shaykai]

Sceleritas Fel Disapproves (of any significant others Durge decides to have)

[sophsun1]

+ bonus

Interview With The Vampire – 1.07: The Thing Lay Still

[felsicveins]

Just a sleepover

[willowser]

i really think having an emotional connection is so important to bakugou sexually.

like, i think he has to be in the exact right mood in order to get off by himself at home alone. can't be too tired, can't be too stressed out, can't have too much on his mind regarding work or other things, and even if it's been a while and his body is sensitive and wanting for it—if his head is not right, he can sit there for hours and never reach his peak.

which is why i think ultimately he doesn't do it that often, because it pisses him off to waste the time and not find the release. makes him more agitated. i think porn for the most part doesn't help him because he's too picky, literature probably helps a bit more, but he's still picky, and his imagination can get him there, but his headspace has to be right.

i think he's slow to hands-on stuff, when your relationship starts, and you can tell he's going to be like that pretty quickly. he responds to your touch like it's an accident; you reach out to hold his hand and he pulls his back like your knuckles have knocked by chance, like you're too close. it's not meant to be a rejection of any kind, it's just—he doesn't want you to touch him if you don't want to. if you don't mean to.

but when he realizes that you mean to, that you want to—

it has him skyrocketing. surprises him terribly, the affect you have on his body, and how quickly, because not even he can always have that affect on his own body.

you reach up to push some hair out of his face and your fingers skirt his cheekbone and he feels like a stupid gross disgusting puddle of mush. you loop your arm through his and lean into him while you're walking and he feels like a prize, like he's yours and you're his and you want everybody to know and that gives him a rush of pride that makes his head woozy.

he's dropping you off at home after date number he-doesn't-know and you're staring up at him outside your front door and he knows he should kiss you so he does and his whole body lights up with a heat he doesn't recognize at all. just from that.

and then he finally gets it: that heart-aching, stomach turning, body shaking want he's only ever heard about, and now finally feels.

[astearisms]

may you find peace 🌾

[zarla-s]

hi omori fandom i'll show myself out

(from this!)

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[philip-the-nickel]

[itscherryterry-again]

yea