#but with glitter 😔💅

[pixlokita]

*puts glitter bomb in your ask box *

Okiii bye bye!

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (4)

*This is how “The War Assignment” went*

Dr.Gaul: So my dear extra Tributes- I mean, Mentors, tell me what you like about the war?☺️🤭

Livia: How rich my family got!💅

Persephone: The Maid Stew- I mean, the meat stew. It was animal meat, I swear.😐

Lysistrata: The friends we made along the way?

Felix: Affordable health care?

Palmyra: The rabid raccoons!

Arachne: Free sandwiches!

Sejanus: Ask my Pa!😡

Pup: Honor?

Clemensia: Power!

Festus: Loyalty?!

Coryo: The turkey!🦃 Definitely the turkey!

Dr.Gaul: The What?!

Coryo: The turkey I got from the government after my father was killed by the rebels.😀

Lysistrata: Um- Coryo, do you need to see a therapist after this?

Coryo: Lizzie, I’m too poor. I can’t even afford my own groceries without my sugar daddy- I mean, without my boyfriend’s money.

Sejanus: I’m Coryo’s boyfriend by the way-

Juno: We know, Plinth.🙄

Sejanus: Just saying~.

Lysistrata: But-

Felix: Coryo’s right. Our “prestigious” school can’t even afford to hire a professional therapist.

Lysistrata: How come, Class Pres?

Felix: You didn’t hear this from me, but ✨The Academy✨ is currently facing bankruptcy.😔

Lysistrata: Bankruptcy?!

Felix: Yup. And before you ask why, it’s because of the infamous Heavensbee Hall Flooding Incident.

Lysistrata: So it’s our fault?!

Festus: Always has been, always will be.😌💅

Dr.Gaul: Children, I’m still here-

Coryo: Felix, remind me again why we flooded Heavensbee Hall with pink glitter?

Felix: For the extra credit-

Festus: It was actually Breen and Anderson’s bright idea. So-

Androcles: Hilarius Heavensbee was in on it too!

Hilarius: You guys peer pressured me first to join your disastrous escapade!

Gaius: Yeah, we did! But you’re the one who bought the pink glitter from Mama Cardew!

Dr.Gaul: Children, listen-

Hilarius: It was on sale!

Gaius: It wasn’t! We could’ve bought a cheaper version from the Capitol Black Market!

Dennis: True. My shady beautiful mama could’ve easily given us a 50 percent discount if you guys had listened to me.

Dr.Gaul: Children-

Persephone: And buying the pink glitter was my idea!

Juno: Excuse me?! As I recall, I was the one who suggested to use pink glitter in the first place!

Persephone: But Festus and I were the ones who flooded that damn hall for you, Juno!

Juno: How dare you-

Dr.Gaul: Will you f*ckin’ brats shut the f*ck up?!

Everyone:. . .

Dr.Gaul: Why are you like this?!

Coryo: Like what?

Dr.Gaul: Shut your useless mouth, orphan!

Coryo: But-

Dr.Gaul: Who told you to be this stupid?!

Coryo: *leans closer and whispers to Felix* Yo, Class Pres, is she talking about me or all of us?

Felix: Both?

Festus: Doc, to be fair, most of us are already stupid. So-

Dr.Gaul: Get out, Creed.

Festus: Or what?

Vipsania: I can’t believe he just said that.

Coryo: And in front of crazy Gaul.

Felix: Sorrows and prayers to you, Bestie.😔

Festus: Thanks-

Dr.Gaul: You wanna fight, Creed?!

Festus: No-

Dr.Gaul: Another word and I’ll feed you to my snakes!

Sejanus: Dr. Gaul’s angry again!

Felix: Run!

*Highbottom lurking in the shadows*

Casca: What the heck is wrong with those kids?!

Prof.Sickle: Nothing. It’s just that half of them are literally war orphans who lost their marbles a long time ago.

[cokowiii]

*aims glitter gun*

UNCLE COKO

GO TO BED!

😔💅💅💅

Fuck no

[unetonriehuja]

they're here to cheer you up 💜💜💜

i love you 🌹

(idk why this didn't show up in my inbox, tumblr wth 🤨 tumblr officially homophobic 😔)

they are so in love, i can't stand them

that paris photo is still one of the most devastating things i've ever seen 😵‍💫 nace my man, you cannot post things like that (he should make another min. 80% jan content post)

i appreciate you including photo of one the best and cunty jan outfits 😌 (the fluffy sweater, pink pants and glitter belt 💅)

i love you too, baby 🎀

[paper-star-ships]

@chryzure (sorry you're asks aren't sending bruh 💀 sending my love <3)

what are you and your f/os decorating the christmas tree with this year?

Me and the crew go absolutely nuts decorating a Christmas tree; it looks like a MESS of tinsel and ornaments and candy canes and glitter. It's essentially not descernible as a tree at all once we're done 💀💀

snow day shenanigans— what do they look like?

They look like me being really excited to drag everyone out into the snow and then Dar dragging me back inside less than an hour later cause I'm fr about to get frostbite 😔💅✨

Also AJ, Horsehat, and Beano are having an excellent time. They stay out there all day <3