Dr Gaul: Did you take out the girl as I requested?
Coriolanus: Lucy Gray has been taken out, yes.
Dr Gaul: You have my grat-
Coriolanus: It was a great restaurant.
Coriolanus: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Coriolanus: I proposed afterwards-we’re filing the wedding papers.
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Coryo: *Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Lucy Gray’s window*
Sejanus: OH my God, Yes!
Coryo: *Yelling up* No, tell Lucy Gray!
Sejanus: Lucy Gray! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!
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If the Lucy Gray is Katniss' grandmother theory was canon:
Katniss: You dated the brutal dictator of Panem?!
Lucy Gray: He wasn't the brutal dictator of Panem... when I was dating him! That was AFTER we broke up!
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Sejanus: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you're a mustard, which is weird cause usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?
Coriolanus: Please shut up
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Lucy Gray: you're the most jealous man I know
Coriolanus: you know other men ?!
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Lucy: What are your three best qualities?
Lamina: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Coriolanus: Wow, Arachne really hates us, Sejanus!
Sejanus: Yes, perhaps she's homophobic!
Coriolanus: ... but we are not gay, Sejanus?
Sejanus: We're not?
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Coryo: If you walk out the door that is the end of this relationship!
Lucy Gray: Fine!
Lucy Gray: *climbs out the window*
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Sejanus: Bro I had a dream we fucked!
Coryo: Bro, relax, it’s just a dream.
Sejanus: Yeah, I’m not gay. I wouldn’t fuck you.
Coryo: You wouldn’t?
Sejanus: I mean unless you wanted me to.
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