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[sexysilverstrider]

please please please your thoughts on teratai and kieran’s relationship so far in the story and where you think it’s heading 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

ok ive hold on to this ask for quite a while im ready to put it together

lemme summarize teratai: shes the school champion who has the promise of being the official paldean champion once geeta steps down. shes practically the most famous and sought out person. men and women want her. men even want to BE her judging by the amount of popularity she has. teratai has charisma. she gets confessed at least once a month (once a WEEK after her final major battle w nemona) but she politely turns them down. she is kind and helpful, assisting juniors with their work and inspiring seniors and helping teachers too. teratai just has this role that her actions help people.

teratai shines the most during battles coz her serious and charming nature just blows everyone away. everytime she sends out her meowscarada or shiny volcarona ppl are just swooned at the fierce smirk on teratais face.

of course her best friends arven nemona and penny are close with her. whatever problems she has, they know. teratai is friendly but these 3 know her better as time flies by.

speaking of nemona. teratai often has battles w her the most. of course, so far teratai has won all the battles and not once did nemona feel sad or crestfallen. if anything, the losses made her more motivated in battling. teratai is just as pumped. no one can beat her. and battling her once makes someone stronger and a better person.

she also has a legendary. to hv a strong pokemon choose her is somethng she never thought much about. koraidon chose her and arvens just yes please take him i dnt want him and teratais just okay. its normal for her.

at least, thats what she thought of before she met kieran.

now i hcanon tht the kitakami trip is a month long. enough to form a nice normal friendship w someone. teratai is used to ppl wooing over her esp juniors so to see kieran in awe of her is nthing new.

hwever, as they grow closer as field trip partners teratai starts to get kieran to open up more. note: teratai is used to ppl like kieran but shes never close to someone like him. to not hv her 3 bffs close by obvsly teratai becomes friendlier to kieran (and it extension carmine). so teratai convinces kieran to walk by her side, talk to each other, share lil life adventures together, battle one another.

teratai is a person who likes to tease so sometimes she teases kieran cutely. about how hes really good at battling and hw passionate he is when commanding his pokemon. teratai thinks its cute.

she also cutely teases that the lil mole on his neck is adorable. and gets surprisingly flustered when kieran teases back about the lil mole under her left eye. it made her heart skip a beat but she thinks its just the moment.

teratai then surprises herself when SHE casually said tht they can go together to the festival. kieran was surprised too but happily accepts.

now i hv a fic in my mind about their festival date but long story short it was a magical moment to them.

now remember what i said abt hw teratai always wins n esp w nemona every nemoma loses she just laughs happily? teratai never thought much about it. she always assumes battling her brings out the best in people.

that is until she battled kieran during the whole ogerpon ordeal.

she saw how broken he is. she saw how HATEFUL he is towards her. the moment she chose to not tell the truth (in vain hope to protect kieran). the moment ogerpon chose her. these were the last straws of their beautiful friendship.

its broken and for the first time, teratai sees clearly how her actions brought out dire consequences.

[actualbird]

zak. zak i was gonna screech to u about The Marius Succubus Card (specifically the WHIMPERS and how the tables turn in like 3.18 seconds, you have no composure whatsoever mr von hagen) but i see that you have already gotten to it!! so instead may i present u a crumb of my sjdflasjf;d thoughts: g,,, grab horns,,,, yaNK to turn him from bratty to putty....!!! -cactus

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HI CACTUS!!! IT'S BEEN SEVERAL DAYS SINCE THAT CARD FUCKIN RUINED MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE. ive been on a mission since then to link everybody to the eng subbed audio because godDAMN IT, SUFFER WITH ME, YOU DAMN COWARDS!!!! marius was recording a fuckin porno in here

wc: 701

BUT YEA, AHEM UH. ur crumbs are DELICIOUS AND I WILL TALK ABOUT THEM AT LENGTH NOWWWWW

horns. HORNS. please please please even befORE the audio came out and made "marius' horns are sensitive in a horny way that goes to his DICK" canon i was already like oh yeah those horns are convenient for GRABBING and directing his head wherever you want. like grab his horns and facefuck him so he cant get away (he wouldnt want to anyway). but now theyre SENSITIVE AND I HAVE TOO MUCH TO WORK WITH.....

so like yep, mc curiously touching marius' horns and he just goes "nGH. UM! NOPE THAT'S---hhhHHH!!!!" and she is delighted as fuck. she'd get bolder, moving from little "innocent" brushes of her fingers to full on grabbing and stroking. his horns have always been like this, an odd link to his sexual magic. touching them feeds into his power and also the sensation he feels, so any stimulation going on there turns his entire being into an endless feedback loop of pleasure, relentless echoing molten desire. his power surges and makes everything even more sensitive and MY POINT HERE is that if u wanna get marius von hagen to be at ur mercy, his horns are the best way to go.

AAAAA HIS WINGS!!! okay i have a lot of feelings about wings and wing touching as a trust thing (i may or may not have a tot wingfic in the works, because god doesnt let me rest). in this au i like to think that marius can will away his horns, tail, and wings with his magic. like with a snap of his finger he can kinda just make them go away so that he can go around the normal world and not OBVIOUSLY be a sex devil. i'd like to think he doesnt even let the disguise down when he is fucking casual hookups/meals. he only lets himself be Seen when he trusts you

so after he and mc have known each other for a while (and what hilarious twist of fate, he thinks, watching over her sleeping figure. a creature like him falling in love? he thinks it's a joke at first, but what he feels is nothing to laugh at. intense and gentle at the same time, overwhelming and fragile, sweet and bitter. he's never come across something like this before and hes...scared, honestly) he'll ask mc if she'd like to see how he really looks like

she says yes of course and with a snap of his fingers, the shimmer of the disguise falls and shes taken aback by him. for marius' wellbeing, she doesnt touch his horns yet LOL, but she does gravitate towards his wings. she asks if it's alright for her to touch his wings and marius nods a meek little "...yes" and because she's at his back now, she can only see the tips of his pointed ears go red. but the moment she has permission, she lays her hands on the wings. the wings twitch along with his tail, but he assures her hes fine, so she keeps going.

she strokes up the leathery feel of it, traces her fingers where the wings meet his shoulder blades, and as every second passes, he relaxes into her touch. his tail starts swaying side to side, he starts PURRING. under her touch, marius the scary incubus is reduced to a content little kitty cat!!!!

and when she stops touching him even for a moment he makes a displeased whine and she laughs. who knew an incubus could be so...needy?

so she gets back to it, maybe pushes him down onto his front so she can straddle him and touch his wings better and marius has to bite the sheets so that she doesnt hear his HARLOT MOANING but he aint slick, mc is sitting on him, she can DEFFO feel how hes starting to rut into the mattress. she'll laugh and start touching him more, one hand stroking his wing while she drapes herself over his back so she can reach her other hand to give those horns a yank and

[marius_von_hagen_MMHHHHH_AH.mp3]

and THEN she rails him. god bless

[maddestmewmew]

first impression: u were like one of the first anons and u were HYPE which made me HYPE and when i realized what Teub was a mispelling of i was like oh they funny 2 now: oh? ur a bitch? a fool? go bri ish boy go, sing karkalicious /j but srsly i care u so much weve been friends for 6 years and in that time youve been just consistently SO funny and so nice and honestly? when you me and mosca are on calls late at night and we all just feed each others chaos like a terrible feedback loop? 🥰🥰🥰

(puttjng this at the top bc woo boy yhis answer is a long one first impressions/current impression)

HFJDU YEA I FORGOT HOW EXCITED I WAS ALL THE TIME!! that!!!! hasnt really changed huh!

anyway i think im legally required to type all of karkalicious from memeorh but as british now. actually wait ill do it as imposter nelpeta :)

:33 < LISTON UP WYOMIE, THIS SHIT IS OIRONIC! MR SIMPS BEATS ARE BEST SUITED TO BRITS HOOKED ON PAW-NICS! NELPETLICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES WYOMIE LOCO! THEYRE TRYING TO KNOW THE SEVERET THAT THEY CAHNT SENSE IN MY TIDDIES DOIN' JUHST TO KNOW WHOS IMPOSTA' OI AIN' DOIN XEM NO FAVAHS' NO REASE ON WHY I TEASA FLUSH JUS COMES AN' GOES LOIKE SEA SONS IM NELPALICIOUS SO DELICIOUS NO OI DON' D O KISMEISIS AN IF YOU READ AN' E FANFICS ALL THA' SHIT IS PURE BOLLUCKS! I EAT CREWMATES (moshch) DON' MA'AH IF WE A' MOIRAILS CREW BE RUNNIN' LIKE A RACE FOR A CHANCE TO PUNCH MY FACE

IM NELPETLICIOUS. SUPAH BRI'ISH! IM NEPETLICIOUS. LITERALLY JUST BLOOD THIRSTY! IM NELPETLICIOUS. NO' EVEN MR SIMP WANTS OF PICE O' ME OIM NELPETLICIOUS L-L-L-LIKE GARBAGE! GARBAGE!

NELPETLICIOUS-NELPETALICOUS- GOD DAMMIT STOT STOP FUCKING AROUND W MY MIKE INNIT-

NELPETLICIOUS DEFINITON MAKES THA' SHIPPERS CRAZY. THE SERVAHS ALWAYS SCREAMING CUTSEY SHIP NAMES LOIKE FRIENDS/COWORKERS IM THE N TO THE E TO THE L P E T A AND LICHRALLY NO SHIPS NOW IBCLUDE ME! IM NELPETLICIOUS (fish delicious) MOI BODY STAYS..loike supah bahd ac tully ALL THA CREW'MEMBAS STRAIGHT UP ACCUSING ME OF FAKING A HEALTH CONDITION?? WYOMIES MY WITNESS! (whistle) BE' THA' SHIP CURLS MISTAH SIMPS...uh....bandana?? AND THEYLL BE NEE'IN OLL THA INHALERS CUZ OIMA MAKE ZEM WELL....you know ;) (LOIKE TAKIN A PROPA NAP AY WYOMIE?)

IM NELPETLICIOUS. SUPAH BRI'ISH! IM NEPETLICIOUS. LITERALLY JUST BLOOD THIRSTY! IM NELPETLICIOUS. NO' EVEN MR SIMP WANTS OF PICE O' ME OIM NELPETLICIOUS NOW YOU WANKA'S HOLD THE FOCK UP. CHECK IT OUT.

BABA BABA BAYBAAAA IF YOU REALLY WONT THE IMPOSTA. HONEY GET SOME PATIENCE MAYBE THEN YOLL CATCH A HINT. IM SO BRI'ISH BRI'ISH! IM CURRENTLY BEINF POSSESSED BY AN ALEIAN OH GOD OH FUCK ITS MAKING ME CRAZY!

B TO THE R THE I T S H FO'KIN BRI'ISH B TO THE R TO THE I T S H FO'KIN BRI'ISH

OI TO THE M TO THE P O S T E R THATS ME TO THE OI TO THE M, TO THE TO THE TO THE TO THE (ill just spell it out for ya)

OLL THE TOIM IM MUHDHAING CREW GATHAS ROUN ALWAYS FOI'IN ME WANNA CATCH THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD. OIM JUS' WANNA SAY IT NOW I AINT' TROIYNA ROUND UP ANY DRAMA LI'IL CREWMATES I JUS' DONT WANNA BE COUGHT! AN' OI KNOW IM COMIN' OFF AS JUST A L'IL ANXIOUS although i keep on repeteung how tha se'crets fockin awesome BUT IM TRYNA TEEL! ITS A SECRET I JUST DONT WANNA TELL!

WYOMIE SAYS I SMELL LOIKE SHIT! SUPAH BRI'ISH! NO OI DON' DO KISMEISIS AND IF MEW RE' ANY' FANFICS OLL THAS ALL RUBBISH INNIT! OI KILL CREW MATES (stabby wabby) DON' MA'AH IF WE WAS MOIRIALS OH GOD SIMPS RUNNING DOWN THE VEIL GONNA HIT ME WITH A PAIL

4 3 2 FOCK YOU

MOI BO'Y STAYS SHITTY STOTS BEEN NAKIN' ME NEVOUS CUZ I. KILLED SOMEONE AND IT K N O W S INNIT. SEVENTWO IS A WITNISS! (OH FUCK) BE' THA' WILL FUCK ME UP IN THE FUTCHA INNIT! AND I GAVE MR SIMP A TOWEL BC i maybe a bri'ish catboy muh duh ruh bu' oi still say gay rights innit

SO DELICOUS! (crewwww membaaaaas seeee)

SO DELICOUS! (youuu conn trus meeee)

SO DELICOUS! (oill help mewwww beee)

SO DELICOUS! L-L-L-LIKE DEAD AS FUUUXK!

and the rest would he pretty much the same i think anyway if you managed to get this far AAAAA I FUCKING M E L T E D BRO DUDE MAN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE A MEAN CYBERBULLY AND THEN TURN AROUND AND MAKE ME CRY FOR OTHER REASONS THOSE REASONS BEING NICE THINGS HHH LEMMIE JUST