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renesassing · 11 months

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related topic but i was looking up that 'parent putting toys on shelf' stock image meme and the first result i got was the kid being 'sw fans' and the toys were the word 'cult' and that is. so deeply true. but also i am Tall Enough to pull that word off the shelf because the jedi order as a whole might not've been a cult but the jedi covenant and the revanchists were and you can pry that from my cold dead fingers.

#the jedi covenant was a very small one #and the revanchists really did start out as a grassroots revolution thing before straying into cult territory #but yeah Certified

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lesbianralzarek · 4 months

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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

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ftmsteveraglan · 2 months

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i find it so funny when people say they're about the "sexualize that old man" life but then take away every old man aspect about him. in THIS house, we stand for the wrinkles, the receding hairline, the dad bod, and the joints that pop whenever he walks. if he doesn't age ten years next time you rail him, you're not doing it right. blow that old man's back out! fuck him so hard he needs a hip replacement! go big or go home!!

#man i am in a MOOD today #but yeah this post is about weem #william afton #steve raglan #i'm a certified old man enthusiast #shitpost #ftmsr

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dollopheadsandclotpoles · 25 days

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Cute little things to call your soulmate/destiny/other side of your coin

#bbc merlin #merlinedit #mine #bbcmerlinedit #merlin #colin morgan #merlin emrys #merthur #merlin x arthur #cabbagehead moment is actually kinda underrated when Arthur is like 'yeah you're right I am a cabbagehead #i should have listened to you'#dawwwwwwww #but seriously each and every one of these scenes is certifiably iconic af #two are from the same scene because that is THE most iconic but really they're all up there #'i know you didn't come all this way to smash my favourite pot'??#'describe dollophead' 'in two words'???#'are you saying i look like a toad' 'yeah and maybe one day you'll magically transform into a handsome prince'#when he says the spoiled arrogant brat line and spits at the end of it jhdfkgh #legends only

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fishareglorious · 5 months

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This statement is a little humorous to me. Your dentist and this teenaged girl who is also your higher-up has legally adopted you.

#reverse 1999 #horropedia #certified storm moments #im currently playing on my laptop because my phone is charging #so yeah.#my laptop crashes when i try to take an in-game screenshot so phone images it is #playing rev 1999

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canisalbus · 17 days

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My aunt's dog vaguely looks like kid named ear, methinks

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#yeah they sort of do!#it's the ear shape and how low they sit on the head I think #a certified cutie #give them scritches from me the next time you see them #answered #kruncher #irl vaschete sightings #dog sightings #kid named Ear #dog type: big dark wet eyes

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old-desert · 4 months

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Isat beach episode

#isat #in stars and time #isat mirabelle #isat loop #isat siffrin #my art #desert art #art tag #i haven't drawn them but the hcs for the rest of the gang are:#isabeau is full on bare chest (possibly with boobs. he can have some as a treat) and swimming shorts #bonnie is shorts and shirt because they got sunburns and cannot be stopped from going into water #odile is the same as siffrin. it causes them to go spiderman meme on each other #she is a certified old person. siffrin is an old soul wannabe #the loop swimwear lore is that they didn't want to go to the beach at all (because they didn't want to wear the same thing as siffrin)#but then mira approached them and went oh change you'd look so good in a bikini #and loop went yeah you know what fashion comes with the body stardust #answering the question that siffrin didn't ask #loser (affectionate)

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cotgar2 · 2 years

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Shoutout to the period of time my brain went through fist fighting 5 hyperfixations at once

Passing over the assorted Pokémon brainrot drawings that came out of that fight

#big whoops on some of them being atrociously blurry. they were tiny when I drew them #but yeah so both raihan and submas joined the madness that was my brain #new blorbos discovered I guess :p ✨#emmet and ingo are so fun to draw though… idk why #look I know almost nothing about them (or like to say that) but I’m intrigued. very intrigued #i want raihan’s hoodie as well…. middleschooler pj onesie vibes #my art #fanart #pokemon #pokemon swsh #pokemon bw #pokemon raihan #pokemon piers #pokemon submas #pokemon emmet #pokemon ingo #submas #shitpost #ok so it wasn’t supposed to say ‘certified train’ and ‘train’#first it was supposed to be both ‘certified train’s #then it was gonna be ‘certified train ‘ and ‘guy’#and then I subconsciously wrote ‘train’ instead of ‘guy’ so yeah sure I’ll go with it

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cephalopadre · 8 months

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mechtober day 8/9: idw g1 rodimus and ultra magnus!

i feel like rodimus is the kind of coworker you love to run into on your way to the coffee machine, unless you have a deadline, in which case you've gotta pretend not to see him so you can actually get back to your office in five minutes

#transformers #mtmte #rodimus #ultra magnus #maccadams #cephalopadre art tag #i am counting this as two days bc its a mostly finished thing #how long could the lines take... naive question from a certified dumbass #oh yeah this was entirely borne out of that one panel from dark cybertron #where theyre meeting with optimus and rodimus knows how mags likes his energon #bc hes been making an effort to be more responsible and theyve probably been working together more #ghhhhhhh

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oddthesungod · 8 months

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Nature Lovers 🌿💖

Halsin and my Tav, Selren an Oath of the Ancients Paladin <3

#baldurs gate 3 #halsin #bg3 tav #bg3 art #honse doodles #hes just........ hes just so big #........... i couldnt resist him..................#halsin/tav #oc: selren #also yeah its a paladin im a certified paladin stan dont @ me

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pharawee · 4 months

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I want to live with you. I'll give you a good time tonight.

#bake me please #bake me please the series #bake me please special #guide kantapon #ohm thitiwat #shinpeach #bakemepleaseedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits.#this scene is certified not glutenfree 🌾#idk why this is so funny to me #but yeah also v sweet and now i miss them again #guide especially when will i get to see him againnn

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chronicowboy · 10 months

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sometimes i remember eddie suggesting buck take chris to the zoo in season 3 then telling the team that buck takes chris to the zoo all the time in season 5 and i just have to take a moment because. that's real. that's a real, canon thing that happened. somebody actually wrote that and put it in an episode.

#sami rambles #like nevermind the context of the episode that's insane on its own #with the context? literally certifiable #i was crazy once...#911 show #buddie #buck and christopher #like idk what it is but there's something about it being EDDIE bring it up makes me bloody at the mouth #like its not even u know chris' dad telling the others about what chris gets up to #its just eddie being like yeah buck and chris go to the zoo without me 🥰

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verilydigital · 7 months

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Happy first birthday to Hot Ebenezer Scrooge™️

I still cannot believe that’s a thing (okay I absolutely can), but, y’know, I’m definitely not complaining. Always good to have more DILF characters in the world.

He really brought out the best in this site✨

#ebenezer scrooge #scrooge: a christmas carol #scrooge 2022 #tumblr sexyman scrooge #The chiseled features??#That luxurious robe??#The stern glances that give way to vulnerability??😩🤌🏼#a certified SIR!? in my book #yeah I’m a total simp for this design SO WHAT???#Scrooge? more like ScrOOWGA!… sorry.

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whaliiwatching · 11 months

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turn your back on spiderhood and become a limpet today!

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #warm ur hands in ur boyfriend’s pockets. price starts at Ability to Walk On Your Own #they will literally do this for hours btw #hobie decides no more social interaction and clings as noir goes about his business #then they go home and hobie STILL DOES THIS #watching gray movies. watching noir make gray sandwiches #noir is 110% okay with it. he finds it hilarious (and sweet)#everyone is terrified of the grumpy punk on his shoulder glaring knives #‘hey is hobie okay’#‘yeah just don’t get within ten feet of him. slash me. we’re a package deal rn’#(un)certified neurodivergent couple #(bc u know. time periods. but they are)

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autumnalmess · 6 months

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Not very subtle, now was it Victor?

#*John mulaney voice* produce effects with your knees?!#*tuts* produce effects with your knees...whatever next?#i see you bahorel #yeah educate the boy #les miserables #victor hugo #les mis #les misposting #bahorel #joly #(certified knee thing fan)#ignore that last tag

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fishareglorious · 2 months

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Most of r1999 characters go by aliases or their first/last names, and so far I think there’s only been a few who've had their full names revealed. From what i can remember:

Shamane - Pushya Shamar

Ms. Moissan - Hannah Geier

Blonney - Jennifer Woods

Druvis III - Druvis Weyerhauser III

Rabies - Adam Miłosz

John Titor - I think you already know this one.

Edit for the other ones:

Baby Blue - Rebecca Jones

Tennant - Ada Tennant

Melania - Melania Ramirez

Do you know any more with their full names? I’m just curious to know how many people have those stated.

#reverse 1999 #certified storm moments #i haven’t done much digging into the other people so yeah #in the case of npcs its been heavy-handedly implied FMN is lawrence cavendish jr and in her birthday scene #madam z is zhang zhizhi then enigma is adler hofmann #i might return later to edit in the other ones ive found or people have told me here #not going to include into the list those that don't have/not yet known both their first and last name but look into the comments if #you want to know people's other names

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