#butdang

[apothecaryassistant]

[caleohateclub]

Would Pokotho be Apollo or Dionysus place your bets here

OOOOO i mean my heart says apollo butdang dionysus makes so much sense..... i think dionysus

[chevs-and-spiders]

we understand

[entjxistp-blog]

I have an ESFJ, ISFJ, and ISTJ roommate...

...and I’m turning their lives upside-down.

[thedrinkeroftheholygrail-blog]

Me and ma lady in bed.

Gf: what, you like striped socks? Want me to be a Tsundere? Me: Yup, definitely. Gf: *Slaps* Baka! >.<

[jfastereft]

"DON'T EVEN GO THERE."  a poem a.k.a.: "A New Diagnosis And Other Limericks."  a.k.a.: "How The Sx Addict Lived Happily Ever After." November 20, 2019 [Odin's Day]

  "A New Diagnosis."  My s_x drive was ONCE simply "HIGH." /  The rediagnosis made ME cry. /  NOW, I'm a "s_xAddict" / And that is EMPHATIC. / Forever?  My pervert tears dry?

"A New Diagnosis, The Sequel."  So, I was rediagnosed earlier toDay / And I'm noLonger a "s_xAddict." HOOray.  / Now, I'm a "Dirty, Old Man;" / I can live with that, I can, / ButDANG, they also (mis)diagnosed me   as "GAY."

"Why'd I Go To The Shrink In The First Place?"    So, I couldA had all the women I want, /  AndEvenThough around girls I drool and grunt, / I'm diagnosed as "GAY,"/ And (they tell me:) IT'S CHRONIC, hereToStay  /  It's so sad; I still CRAVE   Helen Hunt.

"The Solution."     I figured out what I can do. /  I'll get a NEW PERSONA.  WhoopTiWoo. /  I'll change my old name /  'Cause my s_x drive's THE SAME. / I'll call myself HOppy,    The Kangaroo.

"HoAppily Ever After."   I'm HOPPY, the kangaroo, now / I'm so happy; girlsFlockToMe some how / (theySay:) "Come, Hoppy; be with me." / They love my pouch, you see.  /  I simply LOVE this NEW PARADIGM. Wow.

"And Then."   After not so much time, I'm JUST TIRED / Too much s_xForMe(HOPPY); I'm NOT inspired,  /  So, I gave up ALL S_X; / They now call me: "CELIBATE TEX," andMyTherapist?Well, her I just fired.

"Yay."    I no longer need THERaPY  /  And I'm much happier  with the new me  /  I'm singing at night,  /   Doing karaoke, all right?  /  My endorphins now fill me with glee.

"Endorphins Have Consequences."  Remember I said that endorphins did form? / Well, now my s_x drive won't conform /  To my celibate life   / so I took me a wife  /  Now, I'm happy; good s_x  is SO WARM.

"Oh, Well."   I now live with my wife; we're so glad /  I am now a bloody grandDAD /

And I'm a hundred and twenty  /   I have s_x  aPLENTY, / Livin'TheOLDparadigm, but I'm NOT SAD.

"That Guy Was Really Smart."  Thank goodness for my friend  "JAY, The Poet," / He knew IjustNaturallyHadALotOfSexHormones    I didn't even know it.  /  Thank goodness, HE WAS RIGHT,  /   My sex drive just has a lot of might /  And with my beautiful wife I'll live happily ever after, 'cause she's learned to CHRONICALLY blowIt.

"Years Later."   I still sing at The Karaoke Bar /  And my s_x drive is HIGHERthanEVER, by far, /  And I'm now 143 / Sadly, my wife's predeceased me / So, I've remarried;  so happy we are.

"Eons Later."   Well, LONG AGO  I determined   I'm FOR EVER  /  This "high s_x drive" I've got is so clever, /  And The New Paradigm's GREAT,  / I guess it was MY FATE.  / Who knew?  Moral: "Life Eternal Comes From A Hard Lever."

 fin?  <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiueIiFJdN8

[wearedailypoets]

Recall and Wariness

You ever see a poem and whatever organs your sternum protects drop a foot...

You eversee a poemand whateverorgans your sternumprotects drop a footbecausewhen the haystack on firedid you write that?you didn’t even writethat day, did you?you thought you didn’t sleepwalkanymore butdang,there it stands

[kayavirgo00]

Some drake songs are too long bruh 💀💀💀💐💒 #luvudrake #butdang #takemetotheking

[chasinggreatness561]

Some drake songs are too long bruh 💀💀💀💐💒 #luvudrake #butdang #takemetotheking

[coffee--kisses-blog]

I miss how things used to be with you and with us. This cycle is trapping me and I’m spinning from calm, lonely, angry, relieved, saddened, peaceful, regretful, happy. I go from being myself to walking around in a haze, feeling empty. I cannot keep talking to you. We need to move on and overcome this heartbreak. We can and we will because I hold pieces of you with me and you keep pieces of me with you.

[shelbys26-blog]

Ham repeatedly said that you cant prove things already in the past... Without witnessing it. Ok then prove that that "ONE BOOK", that has been mistranslated and changed plenty of times, is reliable. Ok then prove that you were a WITNESS of Noah's ark. That you knew Adam and Eve. Technically, you, yourself would have to be Adam himself to fulfill your requirement of being there and witnessing the event for it to be true. Please. P R O V E I T. Please tell us. Hand over the historical and scientific evidence. Why why why do you find the need to think that you can tell Bill Nye that scientific research and evidence is not real proof of his argument when there is little to NO evidence that your basing is reliable or even true. Where is the logic

[oliver-the-clever-kitty]

"I think she is the saddest girl to ever hold a martini"

-Vanilla Sky