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thedrinkeroftheholygrail-blog · 8 years ago

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two greek artists paint some vases

greek artist 1: hey so i’m painting a child right greek artist 2: yeah greek artist 1: so they’re basically like tiny men right?? greek artist 2: yeah pretty much

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thedrinkeroftheholygrail-blog · 8 years ago

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Me and ma lady in bed.

Gf: what, you like striped socks? Want me to be a Tsundere? Me: Yup, definitely. Gf: *Slaps* Baka! >.<

#doesntmatterhadsex #everbeenwithan #animu #ladybefore?#ifnot #yamissingout #giggity #butdang #she #a #snazzy #gal #shegotdat #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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thedrinkeroftheholygrail-blog · 9 years ago

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American Shorthair Knight

Abyssinian Bard

Norwegian Forest Cat Shaman

Persian Scholar

Bombay Assassin

Sphynx Fighter

Scottish Fold Warrior

Bengal Archer

Turkish Angora Healer

Maine Coon Berserker

Siamese Magician

Russian Blue Thief

Kyoung Hwan Kim - Army of Wool

more by Kyoung Hwan Kim

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thedrinkeroftheholygrail-blog · 9 years ago

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The C.R.Y Theory

The Curious Reason Y.

01 Introduction:

Based on the evidence that were thoroughly picked out, collected and extensively analysed, a compilation of highly dedicated researchers may have come to an innovative conclusion. This paper will focus upon a theory that is aimed at unmasking the infamous wonder of Cryaotic. Warning: The following description is completely fan-based, and therefore legitimate. From the beginning, a systematic and meticulous investigation has been carried out. Based on the words of this Cryaotic, himself (herself?) and the members of this illusive 'Late Night Crew'. Judging by the collected information, the central image that has been constructed of this phenomenon is revolved around the following:

- The Man-bun, this was released to the public by a one RussMoney in the winter of 2018,

- The Beard, Cryaotic chose to relinquish this information himself in the autumn of 2014,

- An average height of 5.7, this came from an anonymous source,

- No man, woman or child has ever seen his face.

02 Analysis:

Taking into consideration the general outline that is set out above, one can only come to a conclusion that Cry is a Man-Bun. However, this Man-Bun is far from ordinary. Researchers have been closely observing the behaviour of this unique specimen, and managed to draw a final portrait.

The unique Cryaotic consists almost entirely out of a man-bun, with an exception of arms and legs (and possible male organ(s) ). Now, the true mystery revolves around how such an acclaimed prodigy can have gone for such an amount of time without revealing his true identity, therefore it is only logical to assume that the head is ever travelling around the man bun that is Cry himself. Picture a planet and its' moon if you will, however the moon (in this case the head) is travelling within the planet (man-bun). Researchers all agree that this is the only possible explanation regarding the mystery of Cry's appearance. To take matters further, a group of liberal researchers suggested that his head travels with the aid of smaller legs, thus have their own will and independence. In addition to that, these legs are claimed to share many qualities to that of a spiders' legs, allowing them to attach to the Man-bun, yet maintaining a human-like appearance. The Liberal school of thought argues that this is the only fair and democratic justification. On the other hand, the constructivist based their theory on the natural behaviour, this situation does not differ from the ones we already know of. Yet, they have advocated in favour of the fact that Cry has very flexible feet, that allow him to easily reach the top of his head in times of need. Some even went so far as to believe that this is how he records and edits his YouTube videos, whilst using his hands to hold back the cat that is often responsible for interrupting some of his playthroughs; this is currently being passionately debated among the scientists.

03 Conclusion:

The unique phenomenon of Cryaotic is an individual, whose height sums up to 5,7. 60% of his body structure consists of hair that is skilfully stylised into that of a man-bun, with an exception of his arms and legs which are bare. His head is claimed to have spider-like legs and appears to be ever travelling within the man-bun in order to elude the possible exposure to the human world. To sum up, the following paper is aimed at unmasking the masked bun-man, and unveil the truth for everyone. The researchers admit to be a part of a fanbase of Cryaotic, and therefore regret nothing, except this paper… and their possible alcoholism.

we luv ya Cry.

10/10 would still bang.