#butler artemis fowl

[a-secret-land]

Butler was torn. His duty was to protect Artemis, not Minerva, but through years of working with Artemis and, indeed Holly, he had unconsciously adopted the role of general protector. Whenever somebody was in danger, he helped them to get out of it.

Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony - Eoin Colfer

[irunaki]

ARTEMIS FOWL DOODLES YAYY

I'm just like this on PE classes 😍

quality😍

FOUND A SHINY PEN YEPIEEEEE

doing smt👀👀

monkiii

and flowerss

[mixedkid-matchup]

Updated Book Bracket

the cat won...........

anyway?? i'll upload this first full round TMR from like 8-10 AM MST

Luo Binghe (The Scum Villain’s Self Saving System) VS. Mistyfoot (Warrior Cats)

Carter & Sadie Kane (Kane Chronicles) VS. Minotaur (Greek Mythology)

Seraphina Dombegh (Seraphina) VS. Kiko Himura (Starfish)

Gratuity Tucci (The True Meaning of Smekday) VS. Todd/Squee (Johnny the Homocidal Maniac)

Butler (Artemis Fowl) VS. Jesper Fahey (Grishaverse)

Sunny (Wings of Fire) VS. Hollyleaf (Warrior Cats)

Cinder (Lunar Chronicles) VS. Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)

Winter (Lunar Chronicles) VS. Naomi & Owen León (Becoming Naomi León)

[hop-a-lot]

Rise and shine!

[af-answers]

Mod: Hey, so, it's been a while. Not really sure how to address this, so TL;DR: I bit off more than I could chew with that last project I took on. Tbh, I didn't plan on doing an ARG, it just kind of... happened... but you can't wing an ARG, and I'm sorry I thought I could. I thought if I thought about it long enough I would figure out the perfect way to end it, but the longer I thought, the more overwhelmed I became. In the end, the priority of this blog is not my ego, but answering your questions. I'm sorry I lost sight of that. Making things more complicated than they need to be is a theme with me.

So, what is the future of this blog going forward?

I'm going to answer the rest of the asks, and then I think it's time to retire af-answers. That won't mean the end of AF content from me: I'm hoping to revive the @otomefowl project once this is done.

I'll talk more about all this closer to time, but on the plus side, there's a good few months of material left! We'll all have time to prepare. Thank you all for your patience and support. I'm sorry for the wait. Here's to a fitting end.

[orangerosebush]

Interestingly, Artemis' decision to start wearing suits (and to dress more formally sensu lato) more or less follows the (presumed) death of his father and the mental break of his mother; what we see as Artemis' present-day, default sartorial styling is almost a kind of mourning attire. And, of course, I'm compelled by the many reasons (verging from banal to saddening) as to why Artemis never really stops dressing like this.

[aprill-99]

All props to the characters whose entire vibe is “You know, I didn’t intend to fight God when I woke up this morning, but since I’m here….”

Never misses. Always slaps.

Edit: This is not the same as “I fully intended to fight God today. This altercation was planned.” Which is, undoubtedly, also fantastic.

[fortisloid]

a test of psychological endurance

[eldewinddolly]

That morning in 1999 ; they just found out…

First time trying a big piece on procreate, i’m glad I went for a monochrome so I could work on my (non existent) shadows skills. I don’t draw scenes like this very often even on traditional media so I’m quite happy with how it turned out.

Sorry for the angst, mental health is a sh*tshow right now 🫠 So i’m torturing my favorite characters because i’m a terrible person ✨

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

sharing this conversation i had with @abcleverun because the world deserves to know about eggtimis fowl

[catboycannibal]

Did I just realize there's a whole fan fic where Artemis goes to Hogwarts? Yes. Did I ever finish it? No.

[irunaki]

THE ARISTOCATS BUT WITH ARTEMIS FOWLLL

Angeline is ofc Madame Adelaide Bonfamille and Nº1 might be Roquefort the Mouse maybe? xD and the horse can be Butler xDDDd

[mixedkid-matchup]

[hop-a-lot]

Let me be your knight

[af-answers]

I think that Artemis II and Butler will find a lot of cool rocks on mars :)

Artemis: Yes, many "cool rocks." Alloys and minerals, exotic elements left behind by asteroids-- yes, many years of scientific discoveries to uncover here.

Butler: To uncover on Earth. On Earth, right, Artemis

Artemis: *waves him off distractedly*

Butler: Off the top of my head? Trees, natural sunlight, rivers, porcelain teapots, Juliet, gravity....

Artemis: Open flames. Oh, and my brothers. Holly too, of course, though she calls so often it's hard to miss her.

Butler: Tell her that, I'm sure the calls will stop.

Artemis: .... No.

[orangerosebush]

Artemis will disassemble and clean a fountain pen with the same level of intensity as Butler disassembling and cleaning one of his guns.