#bwaaa please

[yuukei-yikes]

ive realised that the reason fan content has always put haruka and takane like a pda couple is because of live shintaro reaction. his ass is always hanging out with them and complaining abt it but does that necessarily mean theyre pda. i think haruka and takane would be embarrassed to be pda. i think shintaro complains to everyone abt them being pda and everyones like ur sick in the head the most they do is sit close together

[potatobugz]

how am i only just now finding out that nelward wrote music for a hat in time............

[4rrenstep]

FLASH WARNING

Art cred: @poikuipy (AKA ceo of jesper) please go support them their art is so awesome sauce

WHOOP THIS WAS SO FUN TOO MAKE BWAAA

[walnutcookie]

hello there mister almond sir i just read your Misfortune infodump and i. am intrigued. i would like to hear more pretty please /nf

MISFORTUNE RANT PART 2💥💥 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK BWAAA/GEN ...

part 1 here

so . Unfortunately i am a sucker for fluff and also capchat so that is precisely the ending my fanon gets HXVDKDB

langue comes to visit cappu in her office the day after he saw misfortune again and finds her like half dead with a hangover and theyre like Hey. What the fuck happened. shes a little hesitant because yknow not everyone will believe you when you say theres a giant 10 foot raven inside of you!! but he tells langue EVERYTHING and based on what cappu tells them. They believe her!! they are horrified and greatly disgusted (thhey dont like the thought of a giant bird covered in blood crawling in and out of cappus mouth so they make her swish out his mouth before they kiss him /hj)

but langue is a stubborn fuck. a perfectionist and an overachiever. they are going to fight misery itself just to prove they can. So!! misfortune feeds off of cappuccino being miserable? then they just have to make her life As good and lovely as possible so that he never feels miserable. or at least not enough for it to feed off of her

they manage to convince their parents (who were never very fond of cappu and just saw her as a bad influence for their precious lovely child) to let cappu move in with them temporarily and they quickly start to adore him because Of Course They Do. Langue is going to nag him about every little thing until he Actually Does It so eventually they manage to get him a proper sleep schedule, wean her off of cigarettes, heavily cut her daily coffee intake, and most importantly keep her from being isolated so often. Love wins !

obviously it takes a loong time and misfortune is NOT happy that this little fuck is managing to ignore all of the disasters its causing (falling furniture. fires. shattered windows. anything it can manage to do) and somehow not die from any of it and eventually They succeed ! Cappuccino is actually happy! even though misfortune still tries to make her life a living hell she now has support from langue AND their parents and so shes able to actually push through and recover from his bad luck instead of just having to sit there and endure it (or desperately find ways to escape it)

right now the silly ending is misfortune senses a very very miserable being walking down the street and goes to hide in them instead but it turns out it was ROGUEFORT and misfortune has thousands of year old beef with their sentient cloak goddess (lupine) and it escapes heavily weakened.

it is so itty bitty now. but it has found that movie theaters produce a good amount of misery for it to feed off of and it lives in there now lol. Diversity win! The spirit of misfortune likes popcorn!

this is all just a silly ending though idk if its canon or not . Either way misfortune leaves cappu and finds another victim HXBDKFB

meanwhile cappu is FUCKING DYING!!! It clawed its way out of his chest since it no longer cared if she died or not and had no use for her it just left her to die. Thankfully it was in langues house so he was rushed to a hospital as soon as langue saw her with his chest literally wide open (they frew up) and Cappu Survived!!!!

thats basically it HXVDKF cappu rides in a car while conscious for the first time in years when langues parents drive her home from the hospital and he is an Anxious Mess because of how many accidents hes been in and how its caused her to be absolutely terrified of cars. but langue is there to hold his hand and. um. yeah just kind of hold her hand because they are AWFUL at comforting people. But their parents try to say some comforting things !!! poor thang is trembling

if anyone has any questions i would love to answer :3!! i love this silly raven thang so much

[demonzoro]

For the character asks, 25 + each of the supernovas? I don't remember if I've ever seen you talk abt them and I'm curious. Feel free to skip any you want/don't have much to say about!

OOOOOH how fun !! please keep in mind that my first impressions are me at eleven so there might be a bit of a jump LOL

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

LUFFY – (first impression) funny monkey guy who RULES!! my #1. i loved his conviction and sense of "right" being people should be free to do what they want. (now) FUNNY MONKEY GUY WHO RULES. idk what else to add his portrayal has been so consistent even over the years, and so has my delight in him :]

ZORO – (first impression) fun but not as cool as luffy. kind of faded into the background for me with luffy commanding most of my attention. don't really get his deal lol. (now) brain chemistry has been altered forever. somehow overtook luffy as my fave?? i don't even know how that happened. i want to be him, i want to be with him, i need to study him, i need to rotate him in my brain forever

BLACKBEARD – (first impression) surprisingly profound tenets about the age of dreams still being alive. still kind of a weird guy. i enjoyed that he and luffy were complete opposites in stupid ways but shared a core belief. (now) i need him dead. why are you as a man with a RAFT for a ship messing up everyone's business like that.

BEGE – (first impression) i genuinely thought the little guys he kept on him were just that size (like gulliver's travels-esque). yes i'm stupid but also i was eleven. (now) FAMILY MAN... i really love his godfather vibe and his role in whole cake. can't say no to a wife guy who is ruthless at his day job <3

BONNEY – (first impression) LOVE how loud and unapologetic she was. saluting her common sense rip zoro you could never be her. (now) intrigued w her backstory ... i've only gotten up to the part where she's seen what they've done to kuma... really excited to learn more abt what's up w that

HAWKINS – (first impression) cool asf powers.... is he just as cool... i will stay tuned to find out. (now) ngl he's a bit of a pathetic wet blanket to me but his whole vibe still goes hard.

APOO – (first impression) this guy is really annoying i need him outta here. (now) this guy is really annoying in the funniest possible ways. blow their ass up with piano!! tumpet!! BWAAA

KID – (first impression) LOOKS SCARY... really cool powers but kind of annoying :/ luffy is literally cooler than you. (now) i truly don't know his deal but i like his scrappiness and loyalty to his crew. his powers are REALLY cool.

KILLER – (first impression) masked character with curved blades on his arms. instantly fell in love. cooler than his captain, get him more panels please. (now) sorry for pitting you against kid like dat... do not separate these two... i was so sad to see him w his mask off :( like an angel w/o wings.... to me....

OROUGE – (first impression) you. are weird. (now) IS HE RELEVANT ANYWHERE? I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE HE'S AT.

X DRAKE – (first impression) COOL DESIGN... an ex-navy pirate was such an intriguing concept to me. i wonder if no-one can trust him because he turncoated the navy... (now) TRUST NO-ONE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR AGENDAS ARE. very intrigued to how his undercover thing with koby pans out ..... i think i'm two character revelations away from being obsessed w him

LAW – (first impression) genuinely unsettling but he looks like he fumbled his wardrobe so bad. already could feel like sliding off my psyche luffy is literally right there. (now) unfortunately obsessed w him. i want to make more art/fic for him bc i have very specific thoughts about what he did in the timeskip. he's also the right level of goofy balanced w edgy that makes him very endearing to me....

*

send me a character + a number from 1-26!

[supergameboytwo]

please know i had a dream about the ‘haha you like tumpet?’ post . so i went up to astadium and into tbe main microphone i asked the same question to the audience ‘do you like the tumpet? bwaaa’ then i got chased out of tbe stadium with pitchforks

Ohhhhhhh I know what happened. You went to the wrong stadium where they like fork shaped instruments and asked them if they liked spoon shaped instruments. It happens to everyone.

[stonyponyofficial]

what sports have you played, if any?

and, to riff on a previous ask, what do you see yourself doing in another 5-10 year?

thanks u for a more ask :3 do this again and more please!

i actually played baseball when i was a kid! like 6 to maybe 10 years old? it wasn't good ol b-ball, it was actually technically "c-ball" bc we were so young our coaches operated a pitching machine to pitch balls to us. i did move onto actual pitched baseball at some point but i was growing quite weary of it and also i kept literally getting hit by pitches so i stopped. havent done a sport in a while, but my "athletics credit" was filled by marching band in school so i didnt have to do gym class in high school thank fucking god. with my "Most Changed" ass. i played the tumpet btw bwaaa lol. my mom wanted me to do curling bc she was a curler in her day too but i didnt do it even tho i obviously expressed extreme intent. intent to curl.

hmmmm 5 to 10 year. i will be.. 27-32 years old.. long time for sure. well i hope to move out of my hometown, yknow, at some point. would be neat. perhaps learn to drive.. maybe live in a bigger city. geccing. hopefully ill have some idea of what to do, about things generally. if not uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well then thats... just ok by me :) as long as im doing cool stuff with cool people<3.... but ultimately andn also most importantly... i will probably still be here on tumbr. if its. still here that is. or not gone to shit.. i might still be here if its gone to shit if im being honest. i just think it would take a lot.. if there isnt anything less fucked than tumblr to use 5-10 years from now actually we might be in pretty dire straits.

[ofdarklands]

game please this is the second week with no bard loot in euphrosyne. little item? no? bwaaa?

[collectivecloseness]

HOLY SHIT— I haven’t felt chills from a yandere fruity four fic in A LONG TIME— I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how you delved into everybody’s thoughts and feelings in the whole situation along with dynamics— in general the set up was AMAZING!!!! I LITERALLY FELT CHILLS during the heightened scene with Nancy 😭😭💕 LIKE SKSKSKKSKSKSKS I LOVE THE WAY YOU WROTE EVERYTHING MAN!!👏👏👏👏

Oh my goodness thank you so much!!!!

This is really so so lovely to receive! Bwaaa I’m so glad you think so! I also really love delving into each characters own feelings/inner monologues in things so I’m glad that was liked haha!

Dude I looove yandere fruity four, and I am on such a hype train for them right now. I literally started writing a blurb for them a couple of hours ago (a less yangsty/bad yandere one tho ig), but I think it’d be so interesting to delve into more of the yandere yandere au stuff, just to like explore the deep available angst. So please if you have any thoughts on them send them in too!!! I’d seriously love to hear other thoughts and talk more abt them so so much!!!

Thanks so much cherub! You’re too sweet! 😊💕

[messmersflame]

someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE find me the post thats like/

'you dont like trumpets? bwaaa?'

[yuukei-yikes]

umm my kgpr headcanon is um... that when momo and shintaro introduces the dan to their mom (like how they come hang out at kisaragi home etc) slowly kisaragi mama realizes "these kids are going about without parents or guardians???!!!" and she gets all auntie mode when she can, like gifting them food and other stuff like clothes, but mostly food.

YEAHHHHH!!!!! I LOVE THIS HEADCANON

GOD i have so many kisaragi mama hcs. like. her husband died. she's doing badly economically to the point she has to unwillingly rely on her daughter being an idol. her brilliant son has shut himself in his room and is depressed. like this lady is kinda miserable right.

and then all of a sudden momo takes a break from being an idol?? shintaro is out of his room?? theyre... TALKING TO EACH OTHER...?? AND.... THEY BOTH HAVE FRIENDS?!?! what!!! SHE WOULD WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!

she keeps asking to meet all their buddies and that she's gonna bake and maybe they can sleep over if they want :3 momo and shintaro are like EUGH. well shintaro is. i think momo's immediately like WE NEED TO TELL MOM ABOUT THE RED EYES SITUATION 💖

i also think shintaro and momo keep arguing about it because momo wants their mom to know about the mekakushi dan and just everything that happened because. ok and she's RIGHT: momo's like. OUR MOM IS WORRIED!!! AND WE ARE BASICALLY THE ONLY ONES WITH A MOM!!! and not only are both of us involved in this but DAD IS TOO!!!

like both shintaro and momo have powers and also THEIR DAD IS STUCK IN THE DAZE. momo's so desperate to come clean to kisaragi mama bc come onnn their mom is like a super lost outsider who just wants to be close to her kids especially now that they seem so much more cheerful and are like. moving forward with their lives. but shintaro's more unwilling because. DUDE SHES GONNA LOSE HER MIND ALSO SHE WONT BELIEVE US🙄

lol i think momo brings it to Mekakushi Dan Sit Down Meeting to discuss it. like CAN I PLEASE tell my mom abt this. and shintaro keeps arguing that she won't believe them and she'll think theyre doing drugs. then ayano offers to use favoring to make her understand better (not gory parts or anything just Help Her Understand) and everyone else is like yeah we can show her our powers too :3 the dan WOULD KEEP HIDING their powers but i think they'd all see momo's point and would be willing to show them to kisaragi mama. because this is their mom and her whole family is involved and she sorta deserves answers to questions she doesn't even know she has. also everyone kind of just does whatever ayano says and ayano is like WE ARE MEETING MRS. KISARAGI RIGHT NOW

also when shintaro and momo tell their mom ok our friends are coming over and we're gonna Tell You Something. she's super over the moon but she's also like. OUR?? U GUYS HAVE THE SAME FRIENDS?? and is also a lot more surprised when like 9 people come over. like holy shit. THATS A LOT OF FRIENDS

and erm. yeah. goes as you'd expect. she freakout she thinks theyre on drugs then believes them then she cries then momo cries then shintaro cries and everyone hugs💖🙏 also there is NO WAY shintaro and momo never met their dad in the daze after dying in other routes, like kido meets rin in novel route!! they 100% did and shintaro would remember. thats also a whole thing he would talk to momo and eventually his mom about. i always get emotional because even if we dont know that much about their dad, in the novels shintaro mentions he'd feel so weird seeing him again and wonders what would he think of having such a loser as a son and it makes me fucking cry. just... imagining their daze reunion and their dad is so emotional bc last time he saw them they were just little kids. BWAA BWAAA

ANYWAYS COMING BACK TO UR THING YEAH SHE MOMS THE HELL OUT OF EVERYBODY. i agree i think she'd insist to have them over for dinner so often. and it'd be so funny because the mekatrio+mary are specifically SO socially awkward. the best is seto bc he's used to talking to grownups at his jobs but kido kano and mary are like. FROZEN.

and my point with kisaragi mama knowing abt everything is that she wouldn't just know that most of them are orphans but like. she'd know that all their parents died horrific deaths.

and ok for characters like hibiya and hiyori this is ALL headcanon territory but i hc hibiya's dad to be Fucking Awful and his mom is rly nice but married to An Awful Guy. and hiyori's parents are kinda too demanding/strict so she can't rly connect with them and both hibiya and hiyori grew up finding comfort in hibiya's mom. BUT WHEN IN THE CITY they stay with the kisaragis because of momo of course but also because kisaragi mama is like ERM. YEAH. IM SUPERVISING THESE LITTLE KIDS‼️‼️‼️ and she sorta adopts them the same way momo did. they're shintaro's little siblings by proxy augh theyre a fucking family *goes crazy*

there's also characters like haruka and takane, they arent orphans either but. erm. well. i dont wanna talk for 1 million years so ill leave it there

my point is kisaragi mama moms everyone💖🙏

[muirneach]

the tumpet bwaaa has been rattling around my head all shift please help me

[teapottroubles]

girl i keep falling down girl my stuffing keeps falling out girl please please girl waaaa bwaaa awaaaaaaaaaa

" My goodness- Scarecrow you have got to be more careful! " She who is so used to his bwawawawa's. Atleast he's not as bad as the Lion !

[blockbutton]

wheres the tumpet bwaaa post i need it immediately please pleaes

[mike-hawkin]

Cold Email Overlords Will Punish You For These Crucial Mistakes

For a few months now, I’ve cold emailed hundreds of prospects as a means to earn some bright green bucks.

And because of that, I’ve learned quite a bit from experience.

For sure it can be a time consuming, daunting and tedious process, but you gotta do it to make life brighter in the future.

And in my journey, I’ve read more than enough comments, opinions, posts, blogs, and all that good stuff about cold emails.

The consensus seems to fall under: 

“I hate unsolicited emails from strangers that just want my money! BWAAA!”

And honestly, I find it quite amusing.

Because if the cold email was an offer where it promised legitimately to fix a specific problem that’s been in their mind for what seems like eons, they would have no problem with ‘unsolicited cold emails’.

So how can you go from ‘unsolicited cold emails’ to ‘welcomed cold emails’?

Here ya go.

People want:

A) Something that will benefit them immediately.

B) Tailored specifically to them, i.e. Personalized emails.

C) An interesting read.

The first one is a no brainer. Or at least it should be..

However, it seems as though numerous people who cold email others don’t realize that. Whoever is in this category, you should probably seek a specifically tailored made dunce hat and sit in the corner for a bit.

Another common thing with these types of people is that they don’t even bother to offer the prospect something that would immediately benefit them. 

Instead they:

1) Ask for the prospect's time as if they are inclined to it. ( You gotta earn it kiddo! )

2) Direct them to clicking on their website to ‘learn more’ ( Again you gotta earn it kiddo! )

3) Have a CTA at the end. ( “How many of these will you be ordering?” )

If you do either of these things chances are, you’re just another pesky email-to-email salesman… 

Now then, I’m not going to sit here and say that this method doesn’t work at all.

They do from time to time.

But to consistently do it correctly with results that you can be satisfied with, then that’s a big NO.

You gotta have flair with that style, a certain finesses. 

Moving on…

B) 

This one shouldn’t be anything extreme.

It becomes borderline creepy to mention that the prospective son needs to improve his math…

But here is the kicker with personalization.

You gotta have an intriguing way of doing it, not this common yada-yada where you say, “Congratulations on …”. 

Shame on you if you do this.

Be better… 

Be smarter…

And finally C).

Here is the thing with this.

People love interesting stuff, especially when it involves them somehow. ( Perhaps you shouldn’t do this when emailing a CEO of a 500 fortune company, but most aren’t, so please make your stuff interesting to read. )

There will be thousands upon thousands who tell you to make your emails short and to the point.

And that’s also why thousands upon thousands of emails go unanswered…

But for this to work effectively, your SL must be as intriguing as the email. ( I don’t want to get into that, so trust me on this one ;) )

Save your soul, time, and mentality by focusing on the three main aspects to creating ‘welcomed cold-emails’ otherwise the ‘Email-Overlords’ will punish you severely.

I’m bored of writing now.

Goodbye.

[adhdsix]

ok so i was thinking abt the main ln kids as that “brains, brawn and heart” thing or however it goes (idk but i also dont care and its too late anyways) and i realised i could never put each of them in just one bc they all have a little of each so as fun as it is to stuff things into boxes (figuratively and literally) today i will be doing not that and analyzing the ln kids once again! by urs truly <3 (all based on my own characterization! i wont be doing rcg but?? idk maybe later?? sometime??) (also ln, vln, and ln2 spoilers)

my first thought for six was brain which makes sense. it’s stated in all sorts of official media that she’s insanely clever, especially for her age might i add.  she navigates the entirety of the maw on her own, facing brutal monsters that want her dead, solving puzzles and doing a whole ton of dirty work. she’s clearly adapted to this world as well, and doesn’t break easily. shes strong too. physically and mentally. theres an astounding amount of things she has to go through, keeping in mind that this world was not made for her in mind at all. everything around her is huge, and on top of that shes basically considered vermin. but she surpasses everyones expectations with her skills, and escapes the maw alive; harmed certainly, but alive. and i was going to start this with heart is what she’s lacking, but that’s worded horribly and just .. wrong. she has tons of heart, she just doesnt really. like it. and so she deals with it differently; she pushes it down. that’s not always easy though. sometimes she lets her guard down. in vln, she helps out rcg, even if that ends horribly, her heart was in the right place. throughout the first game, she hugs nomes, and provides them a source of light and warmth. and in ln2, she becomes attached to mono possibly more than she’s ever been to anyone else. even if it wasn’t her intent, she definitely grows to care for him atleast a little; but survive is still her top priority, and always will be (as it should be tbh). we see this at the beginning when they meet; the moment mono provides an exit and shows he isn’t a threat, six bolts, and only allows him nearby when she realises he can help her. this situation ends in defeat because before she knows it, they’ve been through all of it together, and they’re friends. .. but still she pushes it down. because getting attached could be dangerous. she’s independent, strong and clever, and anyone who can’t match her wit is weak to her, and could slow her down. and even if she’s right, what she doesn’t know is that it will hurt anyways. she tries so hard not to get attached but it doesn’t always work, and pretending those feelings aren’t there only ends up hurting more than she thinks, and it will keep hurting again and again and again. as for mono, i thought he’d fit in brawn. he’s definitely the strongest of them (not to say the others aren’t strong of course), again both mentally and physically. he’s born naturally with a decent amount of strength, and like i believe i said before, you have to be strong to survive this world for long, or yknow, at all. he’s good at facing danger upfront, using tools to his advantage. mentally, he definitely worries a lot, but he also does his best to stay on the positive side of things and look for the silver lining, and help others lean towards that track too; even if they dont want it, cough cough. that’s where heart comes in. he’s got a lot of that, and isn’t very afraid to show it. having someone to protect gives him a purpose, and a feeling of fulfillment; again, even if that someone doesnt want/need it.  his big heart helps him gain allies, friends even, but his need to protect can get in the way of his own survival as well. even if he’s doing the right thing, that doesn’t mean it’s not dangerous. counterpoint, like i said, having someone to protect gives him purpose; it gives him a reason to stay alive and really do his best. it’s a huge motivation for him, which is why he can easily get attached to others. as for brain, he’s also insanely clever, and is especially crafty with tools, in a similar way six is crafty with her environment, which is one of the many reasons they make a great team. onto rk! the reason i ended up with brain for six and brawn for mono is actually because i immediately thought of rk as heart; and he is. he’s kind, and very willing to help out, but he isn’t a doormat either. he’s emotionally clever and very in-tune with his own thoughts, and has a great amount of determination (hence his name/title, duh). he’s willing to give everyone a chance but knows boundaries and limitations too; there’s no manipulating or tricking him. he can tell when he’s gone too far, or when others have, and can befriend almost anyone; although that doesn’t mean he will. if someone is rude, or just doesn’t want anything to do with him, he’s aware of that and will likely return the feeling. he won’t really push (mono on the other hand definitely will, which can be both a positive and negative trait).  he definitely isn’t the strongest, but again, say it with me, you have to be strong to survive in this world, mentally and physically. no amount of just heart or brains can get you out alive, even if it gets you far. although it’s not like there’s an escape at all, i suppose. while the ln world wasn’t always the way it is, it really does seem like there’s no turning back. this world is twisted and that’s just how it is now, sometimes not even strength, or all 3 traits i’ve mentioned, can get you “out” alive. rk knows firsthand.