#by using the microwave at the same time 😬

[tytonidyke]

Shrimp and broccoli rice bowl with some pickled red onion. Still getting the hang of cooking with the air fryer 🥦 🍤

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

Seen some GTAV headcanons which encouraged me to post some of mine

-Trevor has absolutely awful eating habits. No regular meals, if any, since he often forgets about eating when he's high. Never goes groceries shopping, except for stuff that can be heated in a microwave. Often opts for takeaway food. Still knows how many calories a chocolate bar has

-Michael makes sure the doors are locked and the security system is working each day before he goes to bed

-Michael drinks his coffee with milk and sugar, Trevor prefers his black. Franklin doesn't like coffee. He prefers energy drinks

-Franklin buys a new smartphone regularly, Michael after warranty has expired, Trevor only when his old one is not working anymore

- Michael is a baptised Roman Catholic and has Irish ancestors (came to my mind upon seeing his tattoo options)

-Trevor is quite a good singer with a surprisingly good singing voice but he rarely ever sings

-Trevor still has his old leather jacket with the numerous of patches from his favorite bands, from the time he was a punk rocker. He relied heavily on music during his teenage years

-Tried to learn how to play the guitar but ended up smashing the instruments out of rage for not being able to learn fast

-There's literally not one dog in the world that doesn't like Franklin

-Franklin will stop doing drugs completely once he's a father

-And he's going to be a good dad, genuinely loves his kids, teaches them countless valuable life lessons and does absolutely not want to be like his parents or worse, the De Santas

-Denise gets to be the children's godmother regardless of her strained relationship with Franklin, and they grow closer again, working out stuff

-Lamar was a bully at school

-Amanda fucked one of Tracey's boyfriends once

-And she often fakes orgasms when sleeping with Michael 👀 of course he's absolutely oblivious to that, too distracted by his massive ego bc of what a stallion he appears to be 😬

-Trevor LOVES breakfast cereals (bc he probably never was allowed to eat them when he was a child)

-And yes he used those dildos on himself you can see in Debra's apartment

-Jimmy sells Tracey's worn underwear for easy and quick money

-The De Santa family once had a rather young, pretty housemaid. Amanda kicked her out. Guess why

-same goes of their old gardener but reversed roles

-Amanda has shouted one of her lover's names while having sex with Michael at least once

[ze-maki-nin]

For the precious @aike-dbunny :)

Y/n & Ocs

(some are suggestive? Sorta lol there are also swear words, caps, and some of them are the same but different ocs in different spots lol) (these are also from a generator cause I did them at 2 am 😬)

Y/n: Wake me up…  Ryker: Before you go go!  Xinia: When September ends…  Tamaki: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Y/n, setting down a card: Ace of spades Ryker, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Xinia, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Tamaki, trembling: What are we playing

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Y/n: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?  Ryker: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.  Xinia: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.  Ryker: Good thinking.

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Y/n, driving Ryker and Xinia: So how was your day? Ryker: We almost got surprise adopted! Y/n: What? Xinia: We almost got kidnapped. Y/n: Oh, okay. Y/n: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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*The squad right before Y/n's wedding* Ryker: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Xinia: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Tamaki: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Rini: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Gaia, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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*The squad is over at Y/n's house* Ryker: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Y/n: ... N-No... Y/n, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Ryker, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Xinia: I see a- Y/n, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Ryker: Oh, well I- Y/n: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Y/n, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Tamaki: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Rini: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Y/n: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Y/n: I am someone who owns four ovens... Y/n, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Y/n: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Gaia, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Y/n: Ryker: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Y/n: Y/n, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Ryker: Several traffic violations. Xinia: Three counts of resisting arrest. Tamaki: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Rini: Also, that’s not our car.

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Gaia: I CAN'T DO IT! Rini, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Gaia: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Ryker: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Gaia: Gaia: I appreciate it, Gaia: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Y/n: Gaia- Gaia: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Tamaki: Gaia we gotta- Gaia: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Gaia: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Gaia, motioning to Xinia: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Gaia: Rini isn’t answering their phone Ryker: I’ll call Gaia: Y/n and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Rini: Hello?

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Gaia: Is having a penis fun? Rini: It has its ups and downs. Ryker: Sometimes it’s a little hard. Y/n: It’s a pain in the ass. Tamaki: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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Y/n, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! 

Tamaki, not looking up from their book: Really? Ryker, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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Xinia: Stressed. 

Y/n: Depressed. 

Ryker: Possessed. 

Gaia: Obsessed. 

Tamaki: Impressed. 

Rini: Chicken breast. 

Everyone: ...What? 

Rini: I just wanted to join in.

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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* 

Y/n:��Rude. 

Tamaki: That's fair. 

Ryker: Not again. 

Gaia: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Y/n: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted. 

Xinia & Rini: 

Xinia:��Only one...?

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*Y/n and Gaia playing minecraft* 

Y/n: Oh no, oh no, oh no- 

Gaia: What’s wrong? 

Y/n: I did a thing. 

Gaia: You regret the thing you dID- 

Y/n: *screams* 

Gaia: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it- 

Y/n: *screams again*

-

Rini, watching Xinia and Y/n fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? 

Ryker, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. 

Rini: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? 

Xinia: Ryker. 

Y/n: Ryker. 

Ryker: Me.

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Y/n: Don't go to the kitchen. 

Xinia: Why? 

Y/n: I saw a spider. 

Xinia: Well, did you kill it? 

Y/n: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair..

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Ryker: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Y/n: Xinia, those tarot card readers know what they're doing! Think of Ryker, they're so smart! 

Xinia: Those are suggestions! They're not- 

Y/n: Ryker knew things, Ryker knew things! 

Xinia: I don't think tarot cards told them that, though! I think if you just shotgun blast things into the air, saying you think you know things, then you're bound to hit one of them! 

Y/n: I don't like thinking about it like that. They're just brilliant. 

Xinia: Well, they are brilliant! But- 

Y/n: And they saw into the future, and they're basically a god. 

Xinia: ... 

Xinia: They aren't.

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Y/n, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! 

Ryker, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. 

Tamaki: What the fuck are you guys doing? 

Y/n: Playing systemic oppression.

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Ryker: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. 

Rini: Xinia is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Ryker. 

Xinia: I feel like Ryker is the more responsible one of us two though. 

Ryker: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. 

Xinia: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

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Gaia: Hey, let’s mess with Ryker, guys! 

Rini: Hey, Ryker, your momma so fat- 

Ryker: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison. 

Xinia: Well, uh- your dad- 

Ryker: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets. 

Rini: The fuck- 

Tamaki: Well then... 

Gaia: Stop, Tamaki! 

Tamaki: Your grandparents so- 

Ryker: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted. 

Ryker: You cannot best me, mortals.

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Tamaki: If you got arrested what would be the charges? 

Xinia: Theft. 

Gaia: Disturbing the peace. 

Rini: Aggravated assault. 

Y/n: Arson. 

Ryker: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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Rini: What does “take out” mean? 

Tamaki: Food. 

Y/n: Dating. 

Xinia: Murder. 

Ryker: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Y/n: Who wants to make fifty bucks? 

Tamaki: How? 

Y/n: I need someone to take the fall. 

Tamaki: What did you do? 

Y/n: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. 

Xinia, from the other room: Oh my god. 

Y/n: ... 

Xinia: OH MY GOD! 

Tamaki: Make it a hundred. 

Y/n: Deal.

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Xinia: Two years ago, I married my best friend. 

Xinia: Y/n is still mad about it, but me and Ryker were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Xinia: Yesterday, I overheard Y/n saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Rini replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Rini: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- 

Ryker: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ 

Rini: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- 

Xinia, recording: This is so cute.

-

Y/n: Fine! Judge all you want but... 

Y/n, points at Tamaki: Married a lesbian. 

Y/n, points at Xinia: Left a man at the altar. 

Y/n, points at Rini: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer. 

Y/n, points at Gaia: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire. 

Y/n, points at Ryker: Lives in a box!

-

*Everyone is giving advice to Tamaki* 

Gaia: It's okay to ask for help. 

Rini: You're not a burden. 

Ryker: Murder is okay. 

Y/n: Your feelings matter.

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Ryker: Xinia is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do? 

Gaia: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them. 

Rini: Tackle them! 

Y/n: Dump them. 

Tamaki: Kick them in the shin! 

Xinia: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Gaia with a gun to Y/n's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven? 

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Tamaki: What is everyone for Halloween? 

Ryker: I’m superman. 

Y/n: A clown. 

Tamaki: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?

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Gaia: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. 

Y/n: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? 

Gaia: I like the way you think.

-

Y/n: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. 

Xinia: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

-

Ryker: So, did everyone learn their lesson? 

Xinia: No. 

Y/n: I did not. 

Gaia: I may have actually forgotten one. 

Rini: Also no. 

Ryker: Oh good, neither did I. 

Tamaki: *Exhausted sigh*

-

Xinia: You don't think I can fight because of my gender! 

Ryker: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Y/n can fight in that dress either. 

Y/n: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Y/n: I wanna die. 

Ryker: We all do, you aren't special!

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Y/n: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? 

Ryker: It’s not water. 

Y/n: Vodka! I like your sty- 

Ryker: It’s vinegar. 

Y/n: …What? 

Ryker: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

-

Xinia: I have a bad feeling about this... 

Ryker: What do you mean? 

Xinia: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? 

Ryker: No? 

Y/n: That actually explains so much.

-

Ryker: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

-

Y/n, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- 

Tamaki, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? 

Ryker, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick. 

Gaia, appalled: Call the exorcist.

-

Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. 

Ryker: ... Your what? 

Y/n: My friends. 

Gaia: Are they saying “friends”? 

Tamaki: I think they're being sarcastic. 

Xinia: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.

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Ryker: I wish I was a dinosaur. 

Y/n: Why? Cause they're big and scary? 

Ryker: Because they're dead.

-

Xinia: Are you busy? 

Y/n: Yes. 

Xinia: Cool, listen to this.

-

Ryker: Wait you like me? For my personality? 

Y/n: I know, I was surprised too.

-

Y/n: Are we really going to let Tamaki keep Ryker? 

Xinia: We kept Gaia.

-

Y/n: We need to distract these guys

Ryker: Leave it to me

Ryker: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Xinia, Tamaki, and Gaia: *Immediately begin arguing*

 Rini, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

-

Y/n, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. 

 Ryker: Hey. 

 Xinia: Hi. 

 Tamaki: Hello. 

 Gaia: Hey! 

 Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! 

 Rini: We were out of Doritos.

-

'Can I copy the homework?' 

 Tamaki: I can help you with it! 

 Y/n: Yeah, sure. 

 Xinia: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. 

 Ryker: lol nope. 

 Gaia: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! 

 Rini: *Read 5:55pm*

-

Y/n: I CAN'T DO IT!

Ryker, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Y/n: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Xinia: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Y/n:

Y/n: I appreciate it,

Y/n: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Tamaki: Y/n-

Y/n: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Gaia: Y/n we gotta-

Y/n: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Y/n: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Y/n, motioning to Rini: NOT FUCKING THIS

-

Y/n: Is having a penis fun?

Ryker: It has its ups and downs.

Xinia: Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Tamaki: It’s a pain in the ass.

Gaia: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

-

Y/n: *Gently taps table*

Ryker: *Taps back*

Xinia: What are they doing?

Tamaki: Morse code.

Y/n: *Aggressively taps table*

Ryker: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

-

Y/n: You know those things will kill you, right? 

 Ryker, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. 

 Xinia, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. 

 Tamaki: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

-

Y/n: How did none of you hear what I just said? 

 Ryker: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. 

 Xinia: I got distracted about halfway through. 

 Tamaki: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

-

Y/n: Listen, I can explain... 

 Ryker: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000? 

 Xinia: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000! 

 Tamaki: You guys are getting paid?

-

Y/n: Truth or dare? 

 Ryker: Dare 

 Y/n: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room 

 Ryker: Hey Tamaki 

 Tamaki, blushing: Yeah? 

 Ryker: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Xinia

-

Y/n, banging on the door: Ryker! Open up!

Ryker: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Tamaki: No, they meant-

Xinia: Let them finish.

-

Y/n: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? 

 Ryker: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Xinia? 

 Xinia: Probably “road work ahead”. 

 Tamaki: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

-

Y/n: Don’t worry, I have a permit. 

Tamaki: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

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Y/n: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- 

Y/n: *sees Ryker shoving Rini into the washing machine while Tamaki records and Xinia watches* 

Y/n: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

-

Xinia: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Ryker and I are dating. 

Ryker, Gaia, Rini, Y/n, and Tamaki: *gasp* 

Xinia: Ryker, why are you surprised?!

-

Y/n: Why is Ryker crying? 

Rini: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- 

Ryker: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! 

Y/n: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- 

Ryker: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! 

Y/n: NO, NOT THAT!

-

Gaia: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. 

Ryker: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... 

Xinia: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. 

Tamaki: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. 

Rini: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. 

Y/n: Mental stability, my old friend! 

Gaia: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

-

Rini: What do we think of Ryker? 

*pause* 

Gaia: *sighs* Nice pal. 

Xinia: I think they're gay.

-

Gaia: Time for plan G. 

Rini: Don’t you mean plan B? 

Gaia: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. 

Xinia: What about plan D? 

Gaia: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. 

Y/n: What about plan E? 

Gaia: I’m hoping not to use it. Ryker dies in plan E. 

Ryker: I like plan E.

-

Rini, watching Gaia & Ryker panic : What's going on? 

Xinia: Gaia is having a midlife crisis and Ryker is just having a crisis.

-

Rini: Christmas is cancelled. 

Y/n: You can't cancel a holiday. 

Rini: Keep it up, Y/n, and you'll lose New Year's too. 

Y/n: What does that mean? 

Rini: Ryker, take New Year's away from Y/n.

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Rini: Dumbest scar stories, go! 

Gaia: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. 

Xinia: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. 

Tamaki: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. 

Y/n: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. 

Ryker: I have emotional scars.

-

Gaia: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend. 

Gaia: No, that’s Y/n… I’m your nicest friend. 

Gaia: No, Xinia… I’m your friend!

-

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* 

Tamaki: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. 

Everyone: 

Y/n: ...I did. I broke it. 

Tamaki: No. No you didn't. Xinia? 

Xinia: Don't look at me. Look at Ryker. 

Ryker: What?! I didn't break it. 

Xinia: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 

Ryker: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. 

Xinia: Suspicious. 

Ryker: No, it's not! 

Rini: If it matters, probably not, but Gaia was the last one to use it. 

Gaia: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! 

Rini: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? 

Gaia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rini! 

Xinia: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tamaki. 

Tamaki: No! Who broke it!? 

Everyone: 

Rini: Tamaki... Xinia's been awfully quiet. 

Xinia: rEALLY?! 

*Everyone starts arguing* 

Tamaki, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. 

Tamaki: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 

Tamaki: 

Tamaki: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

-

Ryker: Tamaki is taking credit for Xinia's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like? 

Y/n: You? 

Ryker: No, I meant... You know Xinia. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they’re also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Tamaki is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that’s called? 

Y/n: A Ryker? 

Ryker: ...Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!

-

Tamaki: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! 

Ryker: You left me, Rini, and Gaia in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. 

Tamaki: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Y/n: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. 

Tamaki: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? 

Y/n: Seize the dick.

-

Tamaki: Why is Gaia crying on the floor? 

Rini: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. 

Tamaki: And? 

Rini: They got Y/n.

-

and that is all folks!

[clatterbane]

More awesome food photography, this time with the plate sat in my lap and at least one bite out of it. 😅

But, the best (late) breakfast I have managed to make for myself in a while. It's not just a cheese toastie with Edam, it also has a quick microwave one-egg omelet on it! Plus the half a slice of lightly toasted under the broiler bread with some Brussels pâté, because we had it in the fridge and it's some yummy energy-dense, protein-rich variety.

(The half a slice of bread is a carb compromise, besides just getting too full these days off two full slices of bread plus much else on them.)

Also on the side, not shown: a cup of tomato juice.

Still getting the hang of trying to do things in the unadapted kitchen as a new wheelchair user, not helped by useful things still kinda being in chaos in there after the blitz cleaning service was through. (Same elsewhere in the house, tbh, and Mr. C has obviously had some trouble even figuring out where items belong. 😑)

Anyway, for supper we have mostly been relying on delivery and ready meals so far. He's tired enough after a full work-from-home day, among other considerations. Also, most days I have been ending up completely overloaded/worn out by afternoon, between unexpected phone calls to my half-deaf ass and sometimes people from the district nurse office/podiatry/etc. showing up unscheduled. Too autistic for that shit, as well.

Two calls already today, before noon. 😬 At least I think I made out everything important that they were trying to get across. (Unlike yesterday, with one appointment that I triple checked the date/time/location--but am still not sure what specialty it's with or what it's about! Other than "probably not gastroenterology, since someone else called Monday with the appointment hopefully for that stent procedure")

I'm also staying physically tired and sore, especially toward evenings/nights, from all the unaccustomed upper body exercise. Even without going out of the house other than that once to the store, because inappropriate door ramp and rain. 🙄

Just trying to wheel around awkwardly inside the house and get some basic stuff accomplished around here has been doing a number on my muscles. That should hopefully also improve before long, as I build up more strength and stamina. And I need to remember to do more stretching!

Anyway, I've been doing basically OK for breakfast and lunch, between handy easily prepared stuff like this breakfast and leftovers. (With some help the first couple of days, but less/none required since then.) And here's hoping that the supper prospects will get more varied/cheaper, as some of the other factors stop complicating matters so much!

I really want to be able to cook more of what I want, especially with multiple dietary requirements thrown in. And figure out how to do more things in the kitchen (plus, you know, in general!) in ways that actually work under the current circumstances!

In some ways, I've actually been under more stress--and more exhausted--since I got home. But, all or most of that should let up before long, with any luck. And the freedom/company are more than worth it!