#c!ranboo’s a housewife

[afmis]

Sometimes I forget that I make my own little stories and endings and like families I made up in my head for c!beeduo and I forget everyone else does not know what I’m talking abt. Anyways. c!Ranboo was revived c!Beeduo decided to divorce but in the “we need time to grow up and work on ourselves but we’ll get married again once we’re ready” way. They still give each other heart eyes 24/7 and are disgustingly in love and spend time with michael. c!Tubbo starts his own business as a contractor and he builds houses. That makes him very happy because he loves building and building connections with people. and He lives in a small countryside town with SBI and mikey bikey. c!Ranboo returns to the end #ENDPRINCEPERIODT and rules there. He decides that’s not his life anymore. Returns to the overworld or earth or whatever. c!Beeduo get remarried. Have an actual cute little wedding. Move into a nice little cottage. And adopt like 4 more kids. And get old and wrinkly. MY HAPPILY EVER AFTER FOR THEM

[alliumdykes]

c!Ranboo and c!Tommy stay at home housewives meanwhile c!Tubbo goes out to work at the nuclear power plant factory

YEAH….. cTubbo is the breadwinner out of all of them. cRanboo is the housewife and cTommy. she goes out into the woods for hours and comes back with fire wood and stuff really

[ethotv-archived]

the 50s was the dawn of the cold war. and what arc is tubbo now on ? his cold war arc. we’ve cracked the code 😔

AND RANBOO IS IN HIS HOUSEWIFE ARC!!!!

[synchlora]

[ID: A pencil drawing of the characters Ranboo and Tubbo. Ranboo is in enderwalk and appears more monster-like than usual. His mouth is open in a snarl and he is glaring at the viewer. He is leaned over with an arm wrapped around Tubbo defensively. Both his wings are extended and wrapped forward in a protective stance. Tubbo is standing in front of him with a blank expression and calm demeanor. /End ID]

power couple of the century

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

The housewife au is like penis smp in that everyone jumped in the same thing at once for some reason. Idk what started it im just watching the chaos

asdfhalfkdashflkasj i am just interested to see what everyone does with it its a cute concept but also   w a t

[solardrink]

i remember when people were mad at housewife!c!ranboo jokes ahhhh good times

[radioduo]

bring back the c!ranboo 50’s housewife au. where was the fun vibes of that day huh

[sp-ud]

i understand why you wanted to block so many beeduo people. im losing my mind over the 1950s au. literally ive people joke about ranboo pretending to be a housewife so him and tubbo don't get hatecrimed.... maybe it's just me but it feels gross to joke abt that stuff. like,.. they do know people were murdered for that, right especially with lgbtq+ issues being so prevalent in the modern day... also i geniunely cannot tell if it's about c!beeduo or cc!beeduo which is a whole other can of worms, please learn to seperate character from streamer

yeah thats the problem with making aus that put them into the past. including the big problems at the time (like in this example, homophobia) is a damned if you do damned if you don't kinda thing.

it can be done right but it needs lots of research and to be handled carefully, but most people dont handle it carefully and end up with what you're talking about.

but if you dont put it in and just act like it isnt there in the au then you're denying history/trying to romanticize it. (or at least thats what people will say, regardless if your intent)

as for if its about c! or cc!, if its involving the beeduo marriage then its c! (or at least i hope it is MonkaS). and if its art you can usually tell by inhuman the designs are, as c! designs are usually rather inhuman while 80% of the time cc! designs dont stray far from the irl look.

[dyketubbo]

I get where you are coming from with the "malewife being misogynistic" thing, but i also think that it's kind of the point? Like the word girlboss comes from pyramid schemes trying to recruit stay at home moms, it's not a positive thing. The word girlboss literally suggests that women can not be bosses/business savvy. And if they are then you have to put girl in front of the word. Same thing as like pink camo prints and pink guns. Femanizing "men" things. None of the words (gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, manipulate, mansplain, malewife) have positive meanings. The point is that people are taking terms with bad meanings and turning them into funny haha memes. So yeah, malewife is clearly misogynistic but it's sort of like it's been reclaimed??? If that makes any sense

im gonna be real and upfront with you nonnie that does not really make the situation sound any better lol. i get what you Mean but its clear in how these terms are used for beloved characters and how even the gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme has helped in "gaslight" becoming a meme term instead of an actually useful term that has a specific meaning (cough cough, triggered meme, anyone?). like, yes i know how it started, but its the end result that makes me go Hm, if that all makes any sense.

id be all for it if it was Actually making fun of the people that think this way, but now theyve turned into words that people use affectionately or even as compliments (look at this fandom, for example, we all know how girlboss niki went down). i guess ultimately thats why the only time i really enjoy these kinds of jokes is with c!beeduo bc like. i know most beeduo fans are actually making fun of these terms. the nuclear family jokes, the 50s housewife ranboo, its all clear satire and meant to make fun of these sorts of tropes, though at the same time even That can get all. woo boy for me, i suppose. not to tie even more questionable jokes/memes into this conversation, but its sort of similar to how simp has grown to be misused and while i havent talked about it in a while i think quite a few longtime followers of mine know how i feel about derogatory aave terms being made into jokes that are practically just as derogatory but now just completely removing the racial aspect which is not as good as it sounds honestly

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

c!bench trio once they’ve healed what jobs they would have/what they would do once they’ve grown up and healed

I mean they’ve had jobs :p Tommy's been Secretary of Treasury (well, Treasury of State which implies he is the treasury but that was just Wilbur misspeaking), vice president, and a manager at a hotel, and Tubbo's been a theropriest, a seller of premium bonds, and a president. There’s probably more I’m forgetting too. I can’t remember if Ranboo ever had a job as well or if he’s just a rich housewife (male). They'd certainly have the diverse experience to get into whatever they wanted after the server is over, but they’re so unpredicatable I couldn’t say what it would be for sure :p

[seamstress-kin-stop]

Inbox check maybe?

In order of how ill probably be getting them done:

A horror but Groovy C!Ranboo playlist With "The boys are back in town (To kill you)", Lemon demon and other such vibes

A aesthetic for Glatt with creepy/Eerie dark paradise vibes

A c!wilbur Instagram board with themes of shiny things and crows.

A grian mood board with architecture and red sweaters

Circle shaped icons of Pogtopiabur with a red color theme.

An aesthetic for Nancy Elsner from Housewife Radio by GHOST with radios, vintage stuff, knitting and sewing.

A Tweek stimboard With zombie themes and undertones of craig.

A moodboard for c!George with themes of the Nether, mushrooms, quotes about soulmates, and DreamXD?

A playlist for a Danny Stoker Kin from The Magnus Archives Please with vibes like Wilbur Soot, Penelope Scott, Lovejoy,Mother Mother And Gorillaz.

A playlist for c!Tubbo please with vibes like "Thanks, I Hate It" by Simple Creatures?

A Voidpunk Horror Aesthetic Board with color themes of Black and Purple, Red Eyes, Shadows / Silhouettes, Smoke, Glitches and black, gothic crosses too?

A phantominnit moodboard with the l'manburg outfit, pisco, cows, architecture similar to pandora's vault, quotes about letting go of anger, and red.

a Demon!tommy aesthetic rain, flowers, fireflies, themes of recovery and tranquility and just being comfortable with friends.

An aesthetic board for a full piglin Techno with themes of greenery, gold/jewelry, snowy mountains, and dark grandpacore/forestcore?

A moodboard for a scientist ranboo whos in love with a tommy with themes of the nether

[alliumdykes]

c!Ranboo would be an old money housewife

HE WOULD……. i am a firm believer of housewife cRanboo tbh.

[chris-spacehere]

before i carry on qith my wandavision rewatch

you have heard of ranboo as a housewife

now do any of you aproove c!dream as agnes

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

i dont check the tag for a little bit and now theres a 50s au that everyones talking about??? and c!ranboo is a housewife?

[sp-ud]

After more of the "50s housewife ranboo" stuff makes it to my dash. I can deffo see why yall were uncomfy with it after learning it started about cc!beeduo.

Like yall said it started with a joke about Ranboo waiting for tubbo to come home but I didn't realize just how unsettled it'd make me.

There's actually not a hint of it being about c!beeduo in the posts I'm seeing. Eugh.