Today’s Non Sequitur sang your name 😂
https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2024/04/01
Fitted sheet on the left, top sheet on the right. Is it going back in the box? Probably not, but I do think it’s at least a C!
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School starts back up tomorrow! Wish me luck! If I make it through these four classes, I graduate in May 🎉🎉🎉
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B’s are okay. B’s are okay. B’s are okay. B’s are okay. B’s are okay. B’s are okay. B’s are okay. B’s are okay.
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Well I got 53% on this test but last week I got 8% sooooo
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Not to get graphic, but college makes me want to die
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Besties I just procrastinated an entire semester and then did a semesters worth of work in an afternoon cause I didn’t know it was too late to drop the class…
-Fern
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My best friend and I after realizing we got a 52 and 50 respectively on our crim exams.
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by the way!! people are allowed and encouraged to compare media! maybe 9-1-1 and spn are the same show!! maybe they aren't!! maybe buck is dean-coded because he's 26 dude! maybe dean is buck coded because he said once that he wanted to be a firefighter !!
telling people they are annoying for having fun and comparing the two or that it's "their fault they got baited by a homophobic show" is not the ultra progressive take you think it is! grow up !! <3
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Raina: There's my girls! Dinner is almost ready.
Mae: Maman! Maman!
Raina: Hi darling! Did you have a fun time at Auntie Gwen's?
Mae: Yah! Yah!
Raina: You alright? You look…. Tense.
Cordy: [hmmf!] I'll tell you about it when we put Mae to bed.
Raina: … Ok, but then you need to cheer up until then.
Cordy: [smiles in spite of herself] I suppose I can do that.
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Cordy: AND he had the fucking NERVE to say I was being unreasonable!! As if LYING to me for months about something like this isn't unreasonable!
Raina: Hmm. [sighs] You're not gonna like what I have to say.
Cordy: Don't tell me you're on his side!
Raina: I kind of am. If I died tomorrow, I wouldn't want you to live the rest of your days alone.
Cordy: Don't talk that way.
Raina: But do you understand what I mean?
Cordy: [sniffles, says nothing]
Raina: Surely you knew this could happen, right?
Cordy: Why should it!?
Raina: I mean… Sure your Dad is older, but not dead. Didn't your parents only stop having kids because he got a vasectomy?
Cordy: Don't even say it-
Raina: He's got needs Cordy! Clearly!
Cordy: UGH!!
Raina: Just think about it a little.
Cordy: I'd REALLY rather not.
Raina: Oh not that part, just the rest of what I said. And what he told you. Now come to bed at a reasonable time.
Cordy: Fine.
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One of you DOL writers is going to have to bite the bullet and give us those corny boyfriend scenarios that dominated Wattpad in like 2015
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Are they good at cookin?
Like who would u trust to make a steak or something?
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ppl make c!dream way too physically distant like yeah emotionally he detaches himself from everyone but physically? dudes always in everyone’s space. he has not heard the TERM personal space in his life. like, y’know how people always depict c!wilbur as holding onto peoples arms/shoulders and being right up next to them and shit? c!dream would absolutely be like that. c!dream would fucking cling onto your arm like a gremlin if you tried to leave all while sounding completely expressionless and showing no signs of caring.
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