Body Horror Beatdown, Match 4, Round 1
Vote for your favorite:
Propaganda under the cut.
Castle Freak:
Hideous... hungry... and loose!
(wikipedia) "The film stars Jeffrey Combs as John Reilly, an American recovering alcoholic who inherits an Italian castle when a distant relative passes away. John stays at the castle with his estranged wife Susan (Barbara Crampton) and blind daughter Rebecca (Jessica Dollarhide), but a freakish monster locked away in the basement (Jonathan Fuller) escapes and commits a series of murders."
Cabin Fever:
Terror...in the flesh.
"The leg shaving scene where the girls skin fell off was dope"
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Tonight's Movie: Cabin Fever
wow these bitches WHITE white (i say, as a white person, FUCK)
they chose violence at ever possible opportunity, and just automatically think the cops will understand and let them off
and it WORKS??????
ah yes, i am a woman experiencing trauma, i'm gonna be horny about it then spend an hour in the bath shaving my legs
while the boys go out and kill each other
wow you really treat sick people differently when you know them and understand you could also get sick
it's almost like being sick is not in fact a moral failing, how about that
"sexy shoes" what the actual fuck, the cop is so useless
idk how this was supposed to mean in 2002, it seems it might be set earlier than that but i was just born, but WOW do they use slurs
yeah it's painting the "teenagers" as "sinful" and you're not supposed to like them cause of the premarital sex, but i hate them cause they make gay jokes
also, i do believe the supposed "nice" guy is technically a rapist.
the real horror is the police, wow
the drug perspective is also interesting, alcohol is the less taboo and weed is the more taboo, nowadays it's usually alcohol and weed are easy, and cocaine is the more "hardcore"
and then heroin is for evil people, crazy how they each have a stigma, we gotta change the mentality around drugs
"i am morally superior cause i didn't get a disease!!!"- gets shot by cops
love how they think killing all sick people gets rid of a disease
surprise the old white guy has an n word pass??? ok
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and may that be a lesson to ALL nice guys making themselves a little too comfortable in the club 😤 😤 😤
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cabin fever (2002) is the closest we'll probably get to the horror version of wet hot american summer but unfortunately it wasn't because eli roth.
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