#cadnis rights

[frogs00]

Janis: Don’t kill us! We have a girlfriend! Cady: Yeah!

Murder: You think I care about that?

Janis: Oh that’s not a plea for mercy. Cady: It’s a warning.

Regina, appearing from the fucking shadows: Are you ready to die?

[parkitaco]

shocked and outraged to discover that in order to write an accurate au of something, i have to actually view the source material??? this is blasphemy i want to speak to the manager

[sexycornenthusiast]

What your favorite mean girls ship says about you

Cadnis: You're a theater kid and there's a good chance you're neurodivergent. If you're a writer, you're just a silly goofy guy (you have committed atrocities).

Rejanis: You love heart-rending, soul-crushing angst with a side of angry kissing, and you've probably struggled with self hatred at some point in your life.

Cadina: *Tiktok voice* We get it! You like this one!! (You want sexual tension thick enough to cut with a knife and you're probably a Reneé Rapp stan)

Fetchen: I mean this with all of the love in the world, but this is the junk food of ships. You want your tooth rotting fluff with the emotional depth of a puddle, and in this world? Who can blame you.

Polystics: You thought "Hey, wouldn't it be funny-” ONE TIME and then immediately fell into the vortex.

Regret: Your ship is wish fulfillment with a sole target audience of Gretchen "Please don't ignore me" Weiners. I don't think anything I could say would be more biting than that fact

Karina: Unfortunately, you do not exist outside of my mind palace. But if you did exist, you'd definitely be a friends to lovers girlie.

Jaren: You're my best friend <3 hi parker.

Jatchen: You're one of the surprisingly few people in this fandom who can't bring themselves to forgive Regina George.

Damiaaron: You are the "gays" part of "the girls and the gays". But also you don't exist, this is no one's favorite

Cadaaron: Who are you and how did you get into Lesbianism: The Fandom? Are you lost?

Caden: wouldn't you like to know weather boy

Cadchen: Ok, the tags are partially a lie solely because I've never considered this particular ship before right now as I'm writing this and I'm not sure why not.

[hermslore]

someone save me from the severe cadnis brainrot that I'm having right now

[maybeimamuppet]

i give you permission to ramble about any mean girls headcanons you like and why

PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME ABOUT HEADCANONS AND I GET SO EXCITED BECAUSE I HSVE SO MANY AND RHEN THEY ALL LEAVE MY BRAIN AND I GET SO SAD!!!!!!! i need to update my list because the people that live in my brain now do not align with that so much anymore

anyway

1: i love when cady is absolutely fascinated by the most mundane american thing. i love it it’s fantastic and delicious. her favorite thing in the entire world is a shopping cart. how can you not love her.

2: i am OBSESSED with janis’ hair NOT being dip dyed (in american stage version tbc). it is blonde because she dyed it as a plastic and keeps it out of spite because she knows it adds to the aesthetic regina would absolutely despise. the anger is stored in the hair.

3: for some reason i’m obsessed with giving cady deceased siblings. the first one was literally just because i wanted laylas middle name to have some significance. that’s it. but the more i think about it the more she just seems like that fits? and i think i’ve done it at least three times so far

4: in a similar vein i’m so into having janis raised by a single parent. and also damian but his is canon

5: karen has so much untapped angst potential. “and how when coach carr tells me he has an ‘open marriage’ that his wife probably doesn’t know that they do!” BABYGIRL WHY IS HE TELLING YOU HE HAS AN OPEN MARRIAGE HM

6: i am very into (recently, still very unexplored) the idea of aaron and janis being stepsiblings or something like that and cady’s just like hhhhhthiswholefamilyishot

7: aaron is a drag queen as an adult. nuff said.

8: i’m also really into giving people the most mundane useless quirks that most of the time i don’t even mention. cady never wears matching socks. janis does yarn crafts when she’s angry. damian will not rest until he gets that one specific judy garland playbill from 1937 (i made up a year pls don’t yell at me). cady is the one who can’t cook in all of her relationships. janis hits the ceiling a concerning amount when she goes bowling. cady wears contacts. regina can juggle. gretchen is a closet tech nerd and loves programming. karen makes a killer fruit punch. regina is terrified of babies. damian kicked out janis’ baby teeth during a tap routine. the little things.

9: cadnis specific one but i LOVE when janis is the one who keeps begging for a pet and cady is like “babe do you have any idea how much work pets are. where did you even find that raccoon now we have to go get you a rabies shot”

10: and arguably the one i love most is cady being totally down for “weird” relationships. she’s got ideas of love that haven’t been altered by any western media. qpr? with the right person/people she’s down! dating a girl? hell yeah! enby? why not! she’s got a few questions but they’re still cute! polyamory? hell yeah more love to go around! i fully believe she just would love so hard she’s just willing to try whatever she can get and respects the hell out of more taboo relationships :) as long as it’s between consenting adults and whatnot ofc. safety and love are her top priorities

[reneerappisms]

unrelated to my usual posting. . . I am thinking about cadnis a little right now. that ship does not get nearly as much love as it should imo they had the stuff necessary to be really cute under the right situations if that makes sense

[sprnklersplashes]

cady, rory gilmore and ur least fav crow pls :)

under the cut bc shit got long

cady:

favorite thing about them: the way they're just so optimistic and believing in the good in everyone. like its so underrated but its just such a lovely quality to have.

least favorite thing about them: the "its not my fault you're in love with me"

favorite line: "I have danced with the masai, I have climbed kilamanjaro, who knows what I will do tomorrow"

brOTP: cady and her art freaks

OTP: listen... I saw a cadnis tweet on my feed for the first time in years and almost sobbed. cadnis forever

nOTP

random headcanon: idk if it counts as random but... they're autistic.

unpopular opinion: I think they're a lot more ruthless than people realise. yes they're sweet and kind and believe in the pwoer of love. they're an overcompetitive asshole and I love them for it.

song i associate with them: ballad of a homeschool girl by olivia rodrigo

favorite picture of them:

becca!cady supremacy

rory gilmore

favorite thing about them: either how relatable she is in her yale years but also how she never compromises on her stars hollowness even when she goes to chilton.

least favorite thing about them: listen I'm not one to say rory became insufferable after chilton but whoever thought it was good to make her sleep with dean when he was married needs to be hung drawn and quartered

favorite line: "who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals?"

brOTP: rory+lane supremacy and idgaf what anyone says

OTP: the man who can't be moved has been on my spotify wrapped since 2021 because I associate with rory and jess. also the first thing I texted my sister on october 27th was "1989 continues being THE literati album"

nOTP

random headcanon: she's! autistic!

unpopular opinion: I will defend yale!rory with my life its not my fault you guys can't handle well written female characters who stop being perfect. you just don't get her like I do.

song i associate with them: nothing new by taylor swift :(

favorite picture of them: I don't have a picture and I'm so sorry but I'm too lazy to look for one.

least favourite crow (possibly controversial but.... nina zenik-still love her tho!)

favorite thing about them: just everything she says is so iconic. and also that she's amazingly confident. like she knows how good she and really... good for her.

least favorite thing about them: I guess... I kinda wish she'd had more of an arc in the books? idk I'm coming up flat there isn't anything I Really dislike about her other than just finding the other crows more compelling. I do have reservations about her arc in kos/row but its less on her and more on the writing.

favorite line: "are you aware that I can waggle my fingers and make you wet your trousers?" (we love a girl who tells kaz brekker to stfu)

brOTP: nina and inej supremacy but also her dynamic with kaz is just *chef's kiss*

OTP: helnik, always

nOTP

random headcanon: its more a headcanon for my sanity she definitely keeps visiting the crows even after row. and takes her fjerdan king partner with her.

unpopular opinion: I think having her as my least fave is unpopular in itself (i still love u bbygirl)

song i associate with them: right where you left me (taylor swift)

favorite picture of them: again I don't have one and I'm too tired to go looking for one I'm sorry

[theatregorl]

Hey guys I do edits now, so feel free to request any!

Here are the rules: you can request ships, friendships, sibling relationships, but I DO have the right to decline your request if it makes me uncomfortable

I’ll do any platonic ship

I’ll do them for the following fandoms (and ships):

The owl house

(Lumity, Raeda, Gustholemew, huntlow,)

Six the musical

(Aramour, Parrlyn, Katanna)

Hamilton

(Lams, hamliza, Jeggy, Madison x Jefferson (idk the ship name) and Marliza bc why not)

Riordanverse

“Percabeth, pipazel, fierrochase, Theyna, solangelo, Leo x Jason, ruegaurd)

Pitch perfect

(Bechloe, Beca x Jesse, Stacie x Aubrey, Fat Amy x bumper, Benji x Emily)

Mean girls (movie or musical)

(Cadnis, Gretchen x Karen, janis x Regina)

The mysterious Benedict society

(Kate x Martina)

Wicked

(Gelphie)

Anne of green Gables(specify which series)

(Anne x Gilbert, Anne x Diana)

We are the tigers

(Cheerwives, Farrah x chess, Kate x Eva, Clark x Annleigh)

Newsies

(Jatherine, Javey, sprace, newsbians, blush, (and any of the minor newsies ships that I forgot about)

Hadestown

(Orpheus x Euridice, hades x persephone)

The prom

(Greenlan)

Gravity falls

(Mabel x Pacifica)

And ANY platonic ship (for all of them)

Also if you want a specific audio with the edit let me know :)

Have a good day

[reneemj]

janis: 2020 is going to be a good year... right?

damian: are you going to ask cady out?

janis: uH well you see.. umm.. no.

damian: ugh 2020 is going to be boRing.

[merriconstance]

sometimes i think about how the musical missed the mark on janis’ character so hard but it was literally written by the same person as the movie

[pen-guin-writez]

Ship List! (Musicals)

Okay, before we get started

1.) Just because a ship you like is not listed here does not mean I will not do it.

I will gladly do any ships you want, it’s just I mainly ship these couples.

2.) If a character is named by themselves, that means they don’t have a ship. If a character is not listed, I probably ship them with an OC or smth.

3.) Any historical musicals (SIX, Hamilton, Something Rotten, etc.) have very few ships, since they’re based on real life events.

OKAY LETS START

SIX-

None yet!

Hamilton-

Hamiliza (Alex and Eliza)

Whatever the ship name for Washington and Martha is

i really dont wanna write down every other hamilton character so-

Mean Girls-

Gretchren (Gretchen and Karen)

Cadnis (Cady and Janis)

Damron (Damian and Aaron)

Regina George

Heathers-

Chansaw (Chandler and Veronica)

McDuke (Mcnamara and Duke)

Martha

Ram

Kurt

Be More Chill-

Stagedorks (Christine and Jeremy)

Rake (Rich and Jake)

Brooke

Chloe

Madeline

Dustin

Something Rotten-

NickBea (Nick and Bea)

Portgel (Portia and Nigel)

Shakespeare

Nostradamus (plz tell me I spelt that right)

Shylock

Dear Evan Hansen- 

Coming soon...

[my-name-is-reginald-george]

can you do more rejanis and/or cadnis headcanons?

hi anon! yes of course. it took me some time to get to this, so i’ll do a little of both for ya

rejanis

-regina and janis are the scariest girls in school, for different reasons

-janis because she’s brutally honest and will fight you and also that death glare could kill a man and her whole vibe is just like. don’t fuck with me

-(tbh the bullying made her adopt a pretty tough exterior. everybody stopped saying shit when she kneed jason weims in the crotch for asking her if she was ever gonna get a girlfriend so he could watch)

-regina for... obvious reasons

-so when they started dating, north shore was like holy shit watch out

-honestly dating janis probably saved regina from a whole lot of the homophobia she could’ve had to deal with. anytime anyone started to say shit, janis would be right by her side with her keys between her knuckles

-plus, after a couple of weeks, it was clear that though she’d been hit by a bus, and though she was now a lesbian in a hetero’s world, she was a bad bitch who still ruled the school

-janis actually got her a mug that said “i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me”

-it’s her favorite mug

-janis tried to make regina one of her signature jackets, denim with a shit ton of pink on it

-it is honestly the ugliest thing regina has ever seen

-but she still wears it

cadnis

-cady is a clothes stealing ninja, it’s actually insane

-janis thought it was bad when they were friends and cady would borrow a jacket or a crop top and never return it

-but then they started dating and cady takes Everything. every hoodie janis has every owned. old t shirts, a couple of henleys, half her beanies, sweaters janis forgot she even had. her socks??? she’ll take her socks??? and her heelys, man, her fucking heelys.

-they had to make a rule about the Signature Jackets. she is only allowed to steal one at a time. janis offered to make her her own, but, “it’s not the same if it’s not yours”

-”you’re a thief”

-”but a cute thief”

-”ya got me there”

-cady is also such a touchy person, and janis is honestly a little uncomfortable with pda, but cady doesn’t even realize she’s doing it, so janis blushes A Lot when they’re out together

-like she loves holding hands with cady. she loves the way she rubs little circles into her palm and traces her fingertips over her knuckles

-but sometimes cady will hang all over her or offer her a bite of food off of her own fork or prop her lugs up in janis’ lap or lean wayyy into her at the movies or the mall

-and janis will realize they’re being one of /those/ couples and remember how she used to judge those couples and she just knows there’s some punk ass out there judging her

-but cady is soft and warm and nice, so honestly. fuck it. they’re one of /those/ couples

[parkitaco]

janis for niche asks ??

yesss i was hoping you’d say that

a song that reminds me of them:

i hate everybody by halsey

what they smell like:

something kind of… rich, i guess? maybe sandalwood or something

an otp:

cadnis (duh)

a notp:

her with any male

favorite platonic/familial relationships:

her and damian of course!! i also like the idea of her and a post-redemption arc regina being friends

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with:

i literally can’t think of any, the fandom is right about everything concerning this woman

the position they sleep in:

spread eagle across the mattress. she will whack you in the face in the night if you dare sleep next to her.

a crossover au i’d love to see them in:

hmmm i don’t know!! i feel like all the musicals set in high school kind of only work if you do a crossover with each other, so i guess just any of those (heathers, dear evan hansen, etc.)

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn:

this

[sexycornenthusiast]

if we’re taking music recommendations, i think the song ‘christine’ by lucy dacus is very rejanis coded (from janis’ pov)!!

about how regina and aaron are dating but janis and regina both know they want to be with each other instead

“he can be nice sometimes, other nights you admit he’s not what you had in mind” because what regina has in mind is janis!!

please consider listening because even outside this it’s a beautiful song!!

I didn't know I was taking music recommendations but I can't say I'm upset about this development 😭.

Typically, I would think of rejanis songs as being more bitter? I can't make it fit anywhere in the timeline in my head. UNLESS you say it's about the Kyle incident and now I've got myself thinking.

It's about internalized homophobia, yes, which is sort of the centerpiece of rejanis and probably where the vibes come from, but it feels too... Sweet? Pure? Untainted? to be something Janis would say about Regina post-falling out. And yes I acknowledge that saying that makes me sound like an asshole. As consolation I offer you the knowledge that today I imagined Regina and Gretchen as 'Made For Me' by Muni Long and it made me genuinely emotional, and that is a way less justifiable choice.

Actually, what this song reminds me of, personally, is Cadnis. Something something, "That's where we disagree," haha reference 🙃.

(and you're so so right about it being a beautiful song)

[maybeimamuppet]

1 and 14 with cadnis and 2 with Chansaw for the drabble ask <3

hello dear ty for the ask!!

1 cadnis “come over here and make me”

“Aaron has been broken up with Regina for a month, why hasn’t he asked me out yet?” Cady whines, leaning fluidly over Damian’s shoulders with a groan. He reaches up and gives her a placating pat.

“I don’t know, but I wish you’d keep talking about it,” he says.

At the exact same time, Janis grumbles, “God, shut up about Aaron already!”

Cady is in the middle of sticking her tongue out at Damian when she processes what Janis said. “Why don’t you come over here and make me then?”

Janis raises an eyebrow at her. Cady shivers at the look in her eye. Before she knows it, Janis is stalking across the room, grabbing her face, and pulling Cady’s lips to hers. Cady feels her jaw drop and blinks her wide eyes a few times when Janis pulls back with a smirk. “Happy?”

Cady’s only response is to grab her by the waist and pull her back. Suddenly, Aaron is so far away. Who needs him? Holy shit, she’s a good kisser.

“Okay, ew,” Damian whimpers. Cady breaks away from the kiss to see him covering his eyes like a child seeing a naughty scene in a movie. Janis doesn’t bother and pulls Cady’s hips flush against her.

“Forget about Aaron,” she murmurs. “Stick with us.”

Cady nods eagerly. “Okay.”

Janis smirks again and leans in for a much more chaste kiss. “Good. Glad that’s handled.”

“Yeah. Good,” Cady breathes. She can almost feel her pupils dilating as she looks at Janis so close.

“Wanna come over after school? We can do that again in our own company,” Janis hums, jerking her head briefly in Damian’s direction. Cady nods. “Tits.”

“T…tits.”

“Yes!”

14 cadnis “hey, i’m with you, okay? always.”

tw for death mention

Cady jerks awake with her girlfriend, who bolts upright next to her with a shriek and bursts into tears. Cady slowly sits up and leans in to rub her back and rest her head on Janis’ shoulder. “Babe, what happened?”

“Stupid-stupid nightmare,” Janis replies in between heaving gasps for breath. Cady rubs her back a little more firmly.

“Deep breaths,” she murmurs. “It’s okay now, I got you. I promise.”

Janis’ sobs only grow heavier at the words, and she suddenly lunges to grab onto her. Cady grunts as her girlfriend is suddenly in her lap, but she squeezes her close and rubs her back as Janis tucks her head against her stomach and throws her arms around her waist.

“Shh, Jellybean, what is it?” she whispers.

“It was you,” Janis chokes, muffled into her own oversized shirt Cady stole to wear in lieu of pajamas.

“What was me?”

“The bus,” Janis sobs, clinging even harder to Cady, like she’s the only thing stopping her from slipping back into that awful nightmare world. “I was- I was on everyone’s shoulder’s agai-again and the bus just-just plowed into you! And-and I couldn’t get-get down! I couldn’t sa-save you, I just had-had to watch you bleed ou-out and die alone in-in the road! And I-I never told you I-I lo-love you.”

“Oh, baby,” Cady gasps. She pulls Janis up higher to hold her properly. Janis straddles her lap in such a way that Cady’s toes almost immediately go numb, but she’s sobbing so hard into Cady’s shoulder that she doesn’t even notice. “Shh, honey, that was just a dream.”

“But it almost wasn’t,” Janis wails quietly. “You-you were close too.”

“I was,” Cady admits, rubbing circles into Janis’ lower back. “And now I know not to stand near the road, especially when I’m in the middle of an argument. But it wasn’t me, baby, I’m perfectly healthy. I know you love me, and you know I love you. I’m right here with you, okay? Always. I promise.”

“You-you can’t promise that,” Janis hiccups.

“I can. I do everything I can to make sure I get to meet up with you the next time we see each other. I keep myself safe as much as I can,” Cady murmurs. “And even if something happens that we can’t control, heaven forbid, you’re not getting rid of me that easy. Best believe I’m haunting your cute ass.”

Janis chokes out a strange noise somewhere between a laugh and a sob. “I love you.”

“I love you,” Cady echoes. “I love you so much.”

Janis sniffles and takes some deep breaths, letting Cady’s comforting words sink in. Eventually, she stops heaving sobs so heavy Cady’s part-worried she’ll actually heave, and Cady stops feeling her hot tears soaking into her shirt.

She gently pulls Janis’ face out of the crook of her neck and cups her cheeks, gently swiping her thumbs over them to rub away the tears. Janis sniffles again in a particularly cute way. Cady kisses her nose ever so gently.

“Come on, you need more sleep,” she whispers. Janis gets a panicked glint in her eye at the mere idea, but she looks at Cady with some interest as she lies down and pats herself. “At least try, come on.”

Janis hesitantly follows her back down and rests her head on Cady’s chest, right beneath her sternum.

“Listen to my heart,” Cady whispers. “You have it forever.”

She twists Janis’ hair together as their breathing slips naturally into the same, steady rhythm. Janis drifts off with a content smile on her face, and Cady follows when she sees it, and knows the universe is at peace once again.

2 chansaw “have you lost your damn mind?”

Heather sighs as she unlocks her front door. Her day has been so exhausting it takes a few tries, the key fumbling around the lock before finally slipping in and allowing her entry to her haven.

A tiny puppy running up to her was not even in the footnotes of her ideas of what she’d find inside. She tilts her head at the little thing sitting in front of her, its tail thumping against the ground the whole way.

“Veronica?” Heather calls, bemused. A head pops out at the other end of the hallway. Heather can see her face fall when she spots the dog and realizes she’s been busted.

“Hey, babe,” she greets without missing a beat. “How was work?”

“Where did the dog come from?” Heather replies before Veronica can even finish her sentence. Veronica deflates a little.

“I found her outside. She’s been abandoned,” she mumbles.

“Have you lost your damn mind? Why would you bring her home?!” Heather replies. She’s never been much of a dog person.

“She’s so cute! And she’s already housebroken. I think,” Veronica replies, scooping up the little dog and holding it at arm’s length as it scrambles to give her kisses.

“Muffin, you know I don’t like dogs,” Heather chides gently.

“But maybe you’ll like this one,” Veronica responds, her eyes brightening with hope. Heather sighs and looks at the little puppy she has held out like a sack of potatoes. It’s little legs dangle beneath her, but if the still-wagging tail is anything to go by, she doesn’t mind. “Look, she followed me home, I couldn’t resist.”

Heather looks closer at the dog. It is awfully cute. And clearly friendly. And if Veronica says she’s at least mostly housebroken, all of Heather’s furniture should be fine. Right?

Heather pinches the bridge of her nose. “Listen.”

Veronica nods eagerly, holding the dog against her shoulder and squealing as it licks her ear.

“You’re making sure she’s housebroken. Until then she stays in the sun room,” Heather begins. Veronica nods again. “And you’re responsible for buying her toys and making sure she doesn’t ruin our furniture.” Another nod. “And I am not picking up dog shit.”

“Okay,” Veronica replies immediately. “Can we keep her?”

“Yes, pillowcase, we can keep her,” Heather sighs. “What’d you name her?”

“Cherry,” Veronica mumbles shyly. Heather grins and carefully scritches the dog’s little head.

“Well then, welcome to the family, Cherry.”

[slushies-n-scrunchies-blog]

space safari/cadnis headcanons <3

i'm very new to tumblr so i hope i'm doing this right haha

- on movie nights janis wants to watch horror movies but cady's a wimp so they watch the live action scooby-doos and janis wouldn't admit it but she loves them just as much as cady does.

- cady's pan rather than bi?? i just like this more for some reason idk.

- janis can play the cello and cady's the only one she'll play for.

- cady's parent's aren't homophobic for once.

- janis is short and stockily built while cady's taller and slimmer.

- their relationship is more romantically then sexually driven (lil kisses and big hugs).

- i stole this but whenever janis passes a starbucks, she'll get cady a venti-chai.

- janis owns a huge collection of board games and many date nights end with them arguing over monopoly at two am.

- janis is a coffee addict. like a literal addict.

- after cady witnessed some pretty bad harrasment to janis, she came to school in a shirt that had 'space dyke' sloppily painted on it and paraded janis around the entire day. janis loved it.