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toastedfailure · 3 months

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He’s mad about being short lmao-

#honkai star rail #honkai sr #honkai starrail #hsr aventurine #aventurine honkai star rail #star rail aventurine #can’t drive #too short #lmao

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whimsicalpolitical · 27 days

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just went to the ER☺️ cause I’m stupid and I stepped in some fucking sharp thing and a vein burst in my foot

#life is great right now #can’t walk #can’t drive #can lay down and write stuff for you

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hitthestankeyleg · 5 months

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Thinking of Jon not knowing how to drive and Damian teaching him

He so has hit curbs

#jon kent #jonathan kent #can’t drive

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mindmythorns · 2 years

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super inconvenient that the only foolproof way for me not to feel anxious is being drunk

#can’t drive #can’t get (responsibly) tattooed #and man I just wanna get tattooed by myself without being held back by my anxiety #and piercings!

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tisorridalamor · 10 months

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Legendary mangaka Arakawa Hiromu is forklift certified!

#if by certified you mean can drive a forklift lol #the peasant noble #fun talk tag #I also just learned there’s a short anime adaption. since I can’t find full translations of the manga hopefully I can watch that!

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lotus-pear · 2 months

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partners in crime or smt idk

#chuuya!!!!!!!!!!! rev the engine!!!!!!!!! make him fall off #literally bullying that one friend with their license to take you everywhere bc you still can’t drive #every time i remember dazai still canonically can’t drive i lose my shit #chuuya must’ve had his hands full #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws #drawing this humbled me so bad bc i learned that i cannot in fact draw motorcycles 🙏🏼#i persevered tho

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be-all-my-sins-rememberd · 1 year

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“Can we please go to target so I can get some Midol? It feels like someone is kicking my back. I’ve been trying to sleep so I don’t feel anything.”

“Maybe later. I have a headache.”

I have made you brownies, I have made you breakfast with bacon the way you like it, scrambled eggs the way you like it, toast cut in triangles and buttered, folded your paper towel the way you like it. I have cleaned this house over and over again. I have done so much and you can’t take me 3 minutes down the road to get feminine products and Midol?

#disabled #epilepsy #can’t drive

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hazellevessque · 8 months

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Plan A: Have the responsible 24 year old drive

Plan B, because the 24 year old cannot currently drive: Have the 12 year old from NEW YORK drive

#It’s so funny to me #HE’S FROM NEW YORK HE CAN’T DRIVE #I mean at least he’s not from Florida #percy jackson #PJO tv #grover underwood #pjo #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians

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eric-sadahire · 1 year

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Last night I was drunk so I took the train to go home

I've never driven a train before

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lilyrennifer · 1 year

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WEi is coming to Chicago next month and I can’t go! 😭

#wei #I’m to poor #To far #Can’t drive #sad #chicago

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emmcfrxst · 3 months

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jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush

#won’t stop swearing. moans loud. keeps calling you pet names and praising you. waxes poetry about how pretty you look riding his cock.#the thought of it alone makes him feral. has made him hard on patrol more than once (he becomes even more brutal towards the criminals when #he’s in this mindset. he’s fighting off the adrenaline that the thought of you naked above him is making him feel)#he has come home early more than once with blood on his clothes and his dick hard in his pants telling you he needs you #he still needs clear vocally expressed consent before he does so much as breathe you in because as wound up as he may be he can’t stay hard #and aroused if you don’t want him back. your consent is crucial to him and he makes sure to ask for it multiple times even during sex #because nothing matters more to him than knowing you’re as into whatever you’re doing as he is #and the vocal admission of you wanting him (physically but also mentally and emotionally and psychologically) is a big part of his drive #jason todd x reader #jason todd smut #jason todd imagine #red hood imagine #dc imagine

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pleucas · 1 year

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most feared duo in yokohama

#pleuart #pleucas #bsd #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai #skk #soukoku #chuuyas bike is so underrated and absurd #i know that it’s a very heartfelt and important gift but i see it as support for his descent into hedonism #if dazai can’t drive a car he sure as fuck can’t ride a bike or motorcycle #sorry for the inaccurate motorcycle anatomy #i had to make it so that a racing bike would fit two people :c #and apologies for the lack of horrific bright magenta #it just didn’t fit the color scheme 😔

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sunnibits · 3 months

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hey did I ever tell you guys about the therapy session I had like two weeks ago in which my therapist was basically like “hey you have daddy issues” and I said “NUH UH!!!” and then when I left and got into my car the first song that came up on shuffle was “guys my age” by hey violet and I just about slammed my head into the steering wheel

#I literally screamed ‘FUCK!!!!’#out of ALL the music in my library-#the daddy issues can’t catch me if I drive fast enough

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urgeforgoing · 2 years

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breaking your arm (specifically your elbow) is not fun at all

#can’t work out #can’t wear tight long sleeves #can’t lift anything over 1lb #can’t drive #hate it here

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hansco2 · 2 years

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#driver #curb #relatable quotes #smh @ myself #smh #can’t drive

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marrekeye · 11 days

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Post “Struck Down” mission. You’d think Keegan was taught how to drive by the fucking blind. 😭

Also, thank you so much for 56 followers??? wtf??? Where’d you all come from?

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