#can't wait to celebrate our cuties!

[tbaluver]

A Slow Night

pairing: rafayel x fem! reader genre/tags: MDNI, 18+, oral, unprotected sex/ slow sex a/n: this was requested by a couple of my anonnies requesting a slow and soft smut for raf but i can't find the requests so if your the anonnies that requested this i hope this finds you (╥﹏╥) this was sitting in my drafts for weeks....i hope this doesn't disappoint and you all enjoy ! if it does then this def does not exist okay ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ) i plan on writing a soft smut for xavier soon i'm not sure yet ! but it might also take a while tho hehe (ᵕ—ᴗ—) any likes and reblogs are always appreciated! enjoy!

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After finally escaping the art exhibition, you both celebrated, eager to savor your time together alone. You enter his room, your lips remaining entwined with his, not breaking the contact as he gently guided you inside.

Both of you had matched elegantly for the event, but you two barely had a moment to enjoy the event together as a swarm of art collectors, critics, and journalists surrounded Rafayel. The only real contact you shared the rest of the event were stolen glances across the rooms. As if reading each other’s minds you both had managed to slip away out of the event and back into Rafayel’s studio.

A wave of emotions washed over you. Watching him across the room, stealing glances at each other as you watch him engage in conversation with countless people about his work, has stirred something deep inside of you. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, you were finally alone with your boyfriend, yearning for him. Breathless, you break the kiss to catch your breath, “My boyfriend is so talented.”

“And what else?” He smiles with a playful glint in his eyes and draws you back into another fervent kiss. His hands slowly unbuttoning his dress shirt before completely removing it. His sculpted torso displayed so closely to you as if inviting your hands to hungrily explore.

“And he’s so handsome,” you murmur, your voice breathless as you run your fingers through his soft hair. Your hand slips to the back of his head, pulling him in closer as you deepen the kiss. Your lips dancing in rhythm, hot and needy.

You feel the back of your knee press against the edge of his bed and he helps gently lead you down onto the bed without breaking the kiss. You continue to keep praising him in between the slow kisses as his hands run along your sides.

As your bodies were pressed against each other, instinctively your hips began rolling against his lower half, feeling his hard cock over the thin material of your dress.

He presses a couple more kisses to your lips before he trails a path of wet kisses to your jaw and down to your neck until he starts sucking on your collarbone. His hands glide over the fabric of your dress, quickly finding the zipper and easily slipping it down with eager anticipation.

“Gonna give you anything you want, cutie,” He cups one of breasts, his thumb thrumming over your hard nipples as a groan leaves his lips. He takes your nipple in his mouth, running his tongue through the bud while massaging the other nipple with the tip of his finger. He switches, giving the other the same attention with his mouth and finger.

He continues to pepper your body with wet kisses, traveling down the valley of your breasts and over your belly. Your breathing is already labored, your hands snaking their way back into the locks of his hair.

He lays down on top of you, head resting on your belly as he begins kissing it. He holds onto your waist so you wouldn’t move. He goes further down to reach the waistband of our panties and you lift your hips up instinctively.

Slipping the fabric down slowly, he places a kiss on your hip bones. ”s’ pretty” He whispers before diving right into you. He explores your pussy with his lips, lapping from your labia to your clit. “Taste so good, how do always I survive that long without you?” He attaches his mouth to your button, sucking it gently, wanting you to enjoy the pleasure and giving you all the pleasure he could.

Your hands tug his hair gently, feeling his tongue explore and flick around. His hands lift your hips as if you were his feast and your thighs wrapped around his body to keep him in place.

He removes his hands off your body, bringing them to your pussy, swifting entering you with his two longer fingers, taking them in and out patiently. “Raf, don’t tease…..” You whine.

“‘m not teasing cutie, preparing you m’kay?” Rafayel fingers you softly, kissing your inner thighs. When your legs become shaky and you tug his hair a little harder, he decides to stop. Taking in one more kiss on your clit, before leaving the place in between your thighs.

He looks up to see your mouth slightly open, catching your breath. You couldn’t tell if the stars you were seeing were real through the expansive glass roof or if they were a pleasurable illusion he had conjured in you.

He tilts his head, a playful smirk curling up his lips looking at the sight in front of him. He carefully and slowly moves on top of you. “You still with me cutie? I’m not finished with you yet.” You respond with a lazy smile and nod.

You helped loosen the belt on his pants, unbuttoning and unzipping them as he slid them off completely. You bring your hand to his underwear, freeing his cock from the strained material.

He settles himself comfortably on top of you, slotting his lips back into yours as you take his cock in your hands. Your back was arched as your hands worked on his length, his veins can be felt on the palm of your hand, and his girth fitting into your fist perfectly.

"t's too good, gonna cum on your hands if you keep doing that." He murmurs, pulling his lips away from yours.

He sits up, fully taking off his boxers, his stiff cock stands tall and proud with a large amount of pre-cum on its head already.

He lowers himself to meet your gaze once more, pressing his forehead gently against yours as he softly asks, “How would you like it, my love?”

“Let’s go slow tonight Raf?”

"Anything for you."

He teased himself a bit by rubbing the tip of his cock at the entrance of your cunt, making you even more aroused. “Raf....” You whined, becoming impatient.

“So eager” Rafayel murmurs, slowly sinking his length inside of you. “F-fuck” He inhales sharply, “‘s warm and tight for me baby.” He lowers himself on top of you, brushing his lip on your ear as he slowly fills himself up inside of you.

“‘m so lucky to have you. to have you like this and see you like this.”

You hold onto his arms for support as Rafayel slowly rolls his hips inside of you, hearing you moan for more. With every thrust, he buries himself deeper and deeper in your body, wanting to stay in there forever. His lips are soft against yours as he kisses you, stifling your small whimpers as he pushes slowly into you, filling you up before stopping to catch your breath and adjust to his size.

To be inside of you as you hold him so tight and uttering his name over and over again with pure longing for him, it was perfect.

He kisses your jawline, the side of your neck, every part of your body he could. “‘m gonna go faster now mkay?” He whispers seductively in your ear, his warm breath fanning your skin as he waits for your response. Your eyes were fluttered shut and your mouth was slightly open as if you were lost in a trance. “p-please.” You breathlessly mustered up to say and that was all he needed to continue.

He whispered sweet words into your ear as your body trembled around him. His pace and thrust was much faster this time. “don’t hold back, wanna hear ya.” With his free hand, he squeezes one your tit, making you moan. He can feel your walls closing more and more around his cock.

“I’m so so close Raf,” You whimpered, gripping on him more tightly as your nails pressed more into his skin. “fill me please”

“Hmm? Want me to keep you full?” The lewd noise of your skins slapping filled the room as you began to meet your sweet release. “‘s good raf-you feel s-so good.”

The warm feeling of pleasure took over your body, starting from your chest and spread around your thighs, which began shaking with blissful waves. He continues praising you, working to meet his own release.

He was so close, ready to fill you up. “Fuck,” He groans, holding you closer to him as he slams your hips together, milking himself dry inside of you. Rafayel’s thrusts become sloppy before stopping. He collapses into the curve of your neck, breathing heavily. He stays inside of you for a bit as you both breath in sync, holding onto each other as if it were to be your last moments together.

Rafayel lifts his head, his eyes sparkling up at you and rolls you both over so you are now on top of him. A satisfied smirk playing on his lips. Your cheeks painted in a rosy color and you were both glittered with sweat. He draws you down for another passionate kiss, his hands glide over your soft curves, savoring every touch.

He pulls away from the kiss, gazing at you as if it you were a masterpiece yourself. “Gods,” He sighs contently, “I love you so much.”

[signedeclipse]

Signed with Love - Hashira

What is this? - A valentines gift to my lovely fem!readers! Its valentines/love letters cards from your favourites <3

Characters - Giyuu | Gyomei | Kyojuro | Mitsuri | Muichiro | Obanai | Sanemi | Shinobu | Uzui

Series Parts Kamaboko Squad - HERE Upper Moons - HERE

Giyuu

To my dearest, Please be my valentine. I'm sorry for not asking sooner or in person, but I just find it easier asking here. You never know who might be listening. I'd rather not do anything too extravagent, but you can come over whenever you want on the fourteenth and I'll have the day off to do whatever you'd like. Love you. Tomioka

Gyomei

Darling, You know I love you more than anything else in this universe, so won't you be my valentine? I promise to take great care of you, and while I don't like the idea of you wanding alone I would be happy to take you hiking so you can finally enjoy the mountains I grew up in. Dress warm, Yours, Gyomei

Kyojuro

Good evening, sparks! I am so happy knowing that once again I am lucky enough to call you my valentine! I'm sure every man envies that Ive stolen you away, haha! You've been speaking plenty of that theater show, so I got us tickets to go and see it! I do not know much of theater, but I would be delighted to see what it's all about. You've always ignited my passions, From your favourite hashira!

Mitsuri

Hey cutie!! You know this is my favourite holiday in the whole entire world! I am so happy that this is my first year actually haveing a valentine, so I want to go all out! How about we go to a buffet we have never been to before and after we can do some shopping! Maybe some matching pyjamas? How does that sound? Please reply ASAP! I am so excited, Your lover girl <3

Muichiro

Dear [Y/N]-chan, Something important is coming up, and you are special to me. If I'm being honest, I don't remember what its called, so I'll just ask you to be mine. I know you've always wanted to go, so I am going to be taking you to the swordsmith village to enjoy the pools. Just don't freak out if you wake up blindfolded. You can trust me, From... me.

Obanai

Dear Serpentine, I do not typically fancy holidays, but on this special occassion I want to celebrate you, especially since I know I'll have the day off- assuming nothing arises. Perhaps its about time we get you your own snake, I am sure Kuburamaru would appreciate a friend, and then you won't be sad when we are both gone on missions. Figure out which breed you want, and I'll find one. Obanai + Kuburamaru

Sanemi

Yo, babe. Since I actually have a valentine this year, I figured its special enough to do something fancy. I'm going to take you out to Tokyo city for a nice dinner, but keep is discreet. I don't need anyone else tagging along. You can dress however the hell you want, but the less the better. Can't wait to see you, The better Shinazugawa

Shinobu

Greetings, Love! I was so busy planning to ask you I hadn't realized you were already off on your mission! So i'll do it this way so their isn't too little time to prepare. For valentines, would you like to come with me to the city? I have a few things I need to pick up, but I know you grew up near it and I would love to have a taste of your home. Whatever you'd like to do, Shinobu Kocho of the Butterfly Estate

Uzui

To our treasured girl, Normally I don't do this kind of thing, but with a new adition to our marriage we all agree it's about time to do something special! I'm going to be treating you and the girls to a dinner on valentines, but the girls thought you could all spend the day before together for 'galentines'. Be ready by 4:00 pm tomorrow and they'll grab ya. Don't have too much fun without me, Tengen, 𝐻𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝓈𝓊𝓇𝓊, ᗰᗩKIO, 𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚊

Authors Note - Way past valentines but I still wanted to put it out there since I started it! I wont be doing lower moons sadly because I want to get to all my requestst again, but I hope you all enjoyed the event!

Disclaimer - All characters within have been aged up to at least 18 or older, and have been altered to reflect such change as needed.

[daffyjjk]

Happy “Are you sure?” Day everyone 💘

I know we've been eagerly anticipating this day, and now that it's finally here, I can't contain my excitement and feel absolutely over the moon with joy! I trust each of you will savor the show, enjoy every Jikook moment, and feel deeply cherished by Jikook and only Jikook.

Additionally, I urge all my fellow Jikook fans to avoid interacting with haters or paying attention to foolish tweets and posts. Jikook has consistently shown their bond in every way, so there's no need to explain ourselves to those who seek to create drama. August and September are our months, our time to celebrate Jikook, so let’s focus on enjoying the show and embracing the joy.

Aside from that, happy “Are You Sure?” Day to my wonderful Jikook community! Thank you for your unwavering love and support for Jikook. I’m so happy that we’ve come this far together because this show will be a true comfort for every Jikook fan. It’s like a hug from Jikook, reminding us they always have us, just as we have them. Here’s to loving and protecting Jikook, celebrating, and cherishing all the memories we’ve made and will continue to make. I love you all so much💘

Also, my dear cuties ( @hon3ymo0n , @mimikoolover , @pancakejikook ), I can’t wait to scream my lungs out about the show here the moment it drops. Please forgive us for the excitement-induced chaos we’re about to unleash once it premieres! Sksjsksksjks HAPPY JIKOOKING 🥰💓🫂💕💘

[baby-alien11]

A 'Mamma Mia' Birthday (Y/N Ulrich Universe)

taglist (open): @volturi-girl-imagines @dessxoxsworld @camiesully @ethanlandryluver @nowitsmissing @aliciacat20 @gabbylovesreading @nikfigueiredo @itsaaliyah2

jackchampion, alabamaluellabarker, aryansimhadri, iamrebeccad, cecibalagot, and 441, 972 more

yn.ulrich Since I was supposed to be Sophie in my high school production of Mamma Mia!, but I couldn't thanks to covid, I did my birthday party Mamma Mia! themed (the outfit was one of my costumes that I was going to wear on the play)

Thank you to everyone that came to the party, and also helped with the decorations and the food and drinks, it was one of the best days ever!!

p.s.: there's footage of dad, uncle Matthew and uncle Geoff singing 'Our Last Summer'

tagged jackchampion, skeetulrich, naiia, stutzelliott, julrich21, meganantoury, ulrichgeoff, willashaw, romeosanga, sarah_woods, abbycutie, not.scott.disick, noahtwitch, melissabarreram, xavierzazuetaoficial, jennaortega, baileybass, misstrinitybliss, jamieflatters, duane.evans_, britaindalton, cocoarquette_, matthewlilard, masonthegooding, amenahsoares, camimendes, madelame, lilireinhart, vanessamorgan, rachelzegler, joshandresrivera

jackchampion no one could top our duet of 'Lay All Your Love On Me'

› yn.ulrich hands down our best performance, we killed it as always

› julrich21 and it was the most uncomfortable thing to see

› user1151 we need footage of that

user629 she's too iconic for this

user1229 to be a fly on the wall during the whole party

naiia during the second hour I was so sure that someone was going to do a Cher and start singing 'Fernando'

› not.scott.disick me and noah were about to do it, but Y/N didn't let us use her platforms shoes

› yn.ulrich because those aren't your size

user508 TATUM WITH THE FLOWER IN HER HEAD

kellypiquet happy birthday cutie -from all of us

› yn.ulrich thank you kells (and everyone)

› user327 girly is trully really nice because only knowing Max and few of the drivers for a day, and already has half the grid and wags on ig

› user439 they also started to follow Jack

› user237 praying to see them in a race, they would eat with their outfits

user233 the fact that she started her birthday week by going to the MET Gala is iconic

reneerapp such an iconic way to celebrate your birthday

› yn.ulrich thanks sis, wish you were able to be here

formerclassmate listen I studied with her, well a year younger, but when you would pass in front of the rehearsals, her voice was angelic as Sophie, and it could adapt to the type of role she had

› yn.ulrich stoppp, you're making me cry in a good way, and I remember you when walking on the hallways or in the cafeteria, I always liked the way you dressed

yn.ulrich, slang_711, baileybass, lancestroll, skeetulrich and 459, 359 more

jackchampion happy Mamma Mia! birthday to the best girl to ever exist!

everyday I fell more in love thanks to your personality, kind self and the way you treat everyone with your lovely and incredible self, thank you for letting me be part of your life

tagged yn.ulrich

yn.ulrich you always make me cry in a good way 😭😭

› jackchampion to share more birthdays and special dates together

› yn.ulrich cheers for that 🥂

user1043 manifesting a love like them 🕯🕯

avatar happy birthday to honorary inhabitant of Pandora

carlossainz55 feliz cumpleaños a hermanita, can't wait to see both of you again

› user328 CARLOS?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

› user913 he called her little sister, i'm not okay

› user2715 ngl, I feel like Jack and Lando would be good friends

› georgerussell63 👀

pascalispunk happy birthday to Y/N

jiyoung_ie happy birthday to the best dressed girl in our generation

› yn.ulrich JI, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO SWEET

masonthegooding I don't know how it was possible, but this party was better than last year

› yn.ulrich because I had this planned since years ago (and the budget was bigger)

_hayleyamber happy birthday to one of the sweetest girl in the world

user143 please god, I don't want to be your strongest soldier anymore

yn.ulrich, julrich21, rachelleighcook, tylergillet, jackchampion and 174, 333 more

skeetulrich Happy birthday to my little tornado, I can't believe it's already twenty years since you came into the world, and most of them you've spent it roasting my 'lack of fashion sense' and critiquing my characters, but I wouldn't change it all

tagged yn.ulrich

yn.ulrich best dad in the world!

beardedskullsmufx happy birthday to the future of VFX make up

user7259 oh to be an Ulrich sibling

madchenamick I can't believe my little girl is so grown up

therealkrystenritter 🤍🤍🤍

user851 the birthday of the ghostface/serpent princess should be a national celebration

user586 STOP THIS IS SO CUTE

user251 girly has been a fashion queen since an early age

yn.ulrich, jackchampion, iamcharliebushnell, skeetulrich, and 10, 832 more

julrich21 and naiia happy birthday to the girl who arrived to complete our little gang, the true child of divorce, the one who was the devil for a cat but claims is a sweet angel, the one whose boyfriend is nicer to us than her, the one whose job is tormenting dad now that we are out of the house, the one that makes friends everywhere she goes, the one that recieved a message from a F1 driver and left him on read (good choice btw), to the most popular Ulrich at this moment, we love you tornado

tagged yn.ulrich

naiia just to be clear, I only wrote the first two phrases before Jakob took away the phone

yn.ulrich guys I love both of you so much

yn.ulrich and WHY ARE YOU AIRING MY BUSSINESS ON IG AND MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A BITCH??, only for that I'm turning your room into my second closet, dad and I already got the constructal plans and we are chosing the materials, colors and furniture

› julrich21 but my room is already your storage room

› yn.ulrich exactly

georginacatescouture look at my babies 😍😍😍

jackchampion dude, she's about to go kill you

› julrich21 I don't care, what is she going to do?? put her pink sparkly gf mask and grab her blingy fake knife??

› yn.ulrich yes 🔪

meganantoury happy birthday to my baby sister-in-law

user1236 WHICH DRIVER?? WHAT??

› user437 they're probably joking

› user129 look at Y/N's comment, doesn't seem like a joke

stutzelliott she's here to humble every single one of us, and we love her for that

user1802 i love how her siblings-in-law love her

[shunin-gumis]

Designs of Happiness - Track A10

L4mps Main Story Translation

Title: Interstellar Marriage

Characters: Muneuji, Ushio, Nagi, Netaro, Akuta

Summary: The party is in full swing after the toast. Netaro finally arrives and hands out some colorful buns, however… 

Thank you jes @arcanecrayonn and Sou @/716chr for helping me tackle Chihiro's lines! Thank you Jelly @/jellyfish_apple and Aurora @/azurecrystalz for checking over my Akuta and Kuguri lines too!

Behemoth of a chapter, hope you guys enjoy!

Location: HAMA House - Dining room

Momiji: (I’m worried about Kafka, he’s been sharing a drink with the ward mayors one after the other… There's a lot of alcohol in his system now. I remember he could barely hold his liquor when we celebrated his 20th birthday…)

Kafka: *yawn* There you are Chief~ Carry me~

Momiji: Huh!? I take my eyes off of you for a second and you’ve already gotten yourself this drunk? 

Yukikaze: He must have been very excited to see the company finally coming together. Shall I carry him instead?

Momiji: Ah… Thank you, but I should probably get Sakujiro-san to handle him. 

Momiji: (What happened in Kobe couldn’t be helped, but he’d probably sulk if he found out Yuki-nii carried him again.)

Yukikaze: Oh, but I just saw him leaving with Liguang, Kinari and Yodaka to play mahjong.

Momiji: Really, mahjong now?

Kafka: I don’t wanna~ I’m not sleeping till Netaro gets here! We’re gonna take over the world together~

Momiji: (After interviewing Netaro on Daniel’s recommendation, the two of them really hit it off.)

Momiji: (It’s nice to find a colleague you can get along with on a personal level huh, Kafka?)

Chihiro: Aww, Chii was thinkin’ of snappin’ some cute selfies with Chiefy, but looks like she’s totally busy with Prez right now~ Oh well, maybe later then.

Tao: Yeah. …? Wait, do you hear that?

Chihiro: Huh?

??: ….meat buns~ get high on our meat buns~ made fresh everyday~

Netaro: So delicious they’d drive you mad! Would you like to dig into one?

Laika: Bun! 

Chihiro: OH-EM-GEE!! These buns are, like, super duper dazzably adorbs☆ And your robopet is SO slaying that gyaru fit! Chii’s totally obsessed~♪

Tao: Oh, are you Yowa-san, from the meat bun cafe? They did say you’d be coming in late.

Netaro: Indeed, you are correct! I am Netaro Yowa, soon-to-be 18th ward mayor! I was a teensy bit delayed as I was specially preparing these new flavored meat buns, exclusively for this party! 

Chihiro: Chii’s name’s Chihiro! And this is Taotao! These mystery buns look mega delish and poppin‘~♪

Netaro: These ones over here are the “Peculiar Interstellar Marriage☆Natto-Curry Meat Buns,” and on this side are the “Bon Voyage of Laughter☆Cheesy-Shroom Meat Buns!”

Laika: Nattou~♪ Nanana~ Pipipi~

Chihiro:No way! Burstin’ into song like that, seriously, that’s just shooo freakin’ KYUTE ☆ Taro-ppu, can Chii like, snap some selfies with you two? Lemme post them on dazzle too, pretty pleaaase~

Netaro: Why of course, Chii~!

Tao: Crazy how they’re already on a nickname-basis… 

Chihiro: Hey cutie, d’you have fingers~? C’mon, make a heart-sign with Chii~

Tao: Don’t mind me enjoying one of these buns while you have your photoshoot. Let’s see… I think I’ll go with the cheesy mushroom bun.

Chihiro: Then Chii’s gonna go with this totes rad lookin’ natto curry bun~ Nom-nom time~♪

Tao and Chihiro: *munch*

Netaro and Laika: ….. 

Tao: Mmm…mph? Pft— Haha, hahahahahaha!! W-what’s going on, I can't stop laughing!

Chihiro: Huh!? Taotao…!?

Tao: Hahahahaahahha—! 

Chihiro: Waitwaitwait! Chii’s, like, got zero idea what’s goin’ on rn, but isn’t a Taotao mega ultra LOL moment like this is equivalent to rollin’ a SSR!? Gotta record this ASAP!!

Tao: Oh man– My stomach hurts…! 

Laika: Nattou, Giovanni, piroppu~

Chihiro: Gosh, he’s sooo cute, rollin’ on the floor like that ☆ Ugh, my maternal instincts are just overflowing right now! What is this feeling!? I’ve never felt this way before! I literally can’t stop snappin’ pics~♪

Toi: I-It’s Chii-sama…! I’m walking on the same ground as Chii-sama… Breathing in the same air…! 

Toi: Ahh… I need to express my gratitude for this miracle with a prayer! Thank you for letting me be born in the same generation as my favorite idol! 

Mashiro: Chii-sama is, without a doubt, one of the highest lifeforms to grace this planet! 

Sonia: Oh wow~ So Chii-shama is one of the ‘chosen ones’? I shee, I shee! 

Chouun: …I believe that all life is equal, but I shall refrain from commenting further. 

Momiji: Oh, Netaro-kun is finally here. Kafka’s already asleep though. 

Kuguri: Enjoying yourself, cica*?

Ten: We came over ‘cuz we didn’t get to toast together yet. Cheers to finding all the members~

Momiji: Thank you, both of you. Cheers! 

Momiji: (It’s inevitable that new bonds would be formed as more people moved into the dorms but… I have to say, Ten-kun and Kuguri-san are an odd pair, I wonder when they got so friendly with each other?)

Ten: Oh yeah, I saw Shuumai barking his head off when that meat bun guy showed up earlier.

Kuguri: Fufu, perhaps it's some wild instinct at play… Are you sure you should be letting something like that in here?

Momiji: Like ‘that’… Are you talking about Netaro-kun? Sure, he’s a little odd but, I don’t really think he’s dangerous. 

Momiji: (According to Toi-kun’s reading, Netaro-kun is someone we need to lead us to his brother. I made a promise to help him, and I plan to see it through.) 

~~~

Akuta: Mph, everythin’ looks SO super tasty I can’t stop stuffing myself!

Akuta: I’m gonna eat a lifetime’s wortha food here and now! Nobody get in my way, got it!? 

Ushio: Ugh, how many “seconds” is that already? I can barely stomach watching you let yourself go. 

Kiroku: But… Kurama… that’s your third plate… of yakisoba… too… 

Ushio: So? That has nothing to do with what I just said.

Kiroku: There’s… no need to… feel ashamed… It’s delicious… after all…. 

Ushio: Who said I was embarrassed? 

Muneuji: Hm… I’m still famished. I should go get seconds as well. 

Nanaki: I’m coming with you, I need more of this pizza— Hm?

Tao: Phew, it’s finally stopped… I laughed so hard I really thought I’d need stitches… 

Chihiro: Wha-wha-whaaa? Why’re there like, a gazillion pics of Tao in my gallery? Weeeird, it’s like I got some kinda motherly instinct takin’ over me….

Netaro: Ahaha! I may have added just a teensy bit of a secret ingredient~ Right? Laika~

Laika: Shwatch*.

Nanaki: Huh, that’s…!? 

~~~(flashback)

Netaro: “Euclidean Deconstruction - Instant Undressing Pen.” A lovely invention, if I do say so myself~

Netaro: You see, human clothing can be so… ugh. They’re too restrictive! 

Kiroku: …Where did… he…come from…?

Nanaki: No, before that, who the heck is he? How’d he get all the way here? The door’s behind us… 

Akuta: Hold up, where’s the egg?

~~~(end flashback)

Nanaki: Ah…! 

Muneuji: What’s wrong? You’re shaking like a leaf.

Nanaki: I-It’s that guy from before…!

Muneuji: ?

Muneuji: —...!

Akuta: Aw yeah, I can feel the calories already!

Muneuji: Everyone, I need your attention.

Kiroku: ?

Muneuji: The strange individual we encountered on top of the school roof after our HosLive, is here right now. The intelligence operative who took the egg with him.

Ushio: Wha!? No way… 

Nanaki: No matter which way you look at him, it’s the same guy. Can’t forget someone who looks like… that. 

Akuta: …F’real? Don’t remember the dude. 

Ushio: Yeah, didn’t expect much from someone with your brain cells, Idiotake. But… Why's he here? It doesn’t make sense. 

Ushio: Is he the 18th ward mayor? The one they said would come in late. 

Muneuji: Most likely. He must be Netaro Yowa-san. 

Nanaki: What was it again… He was from a secret operation called… Ponzu or something—

Akuta: Yorozu!

Ushio: So you remember that. 

Kiroku: The… egg is… with him…!

Ushio: What?

Kiroku: Over… there… 

Laika: Pipipi. Jijiji. Bween.

Nanaki: That’s… not the egg, right? Looks like a regular pet robot to me. 

Ushio: I agree with Panda. 

Kiroku: No… That’s… definitely… 

Muneuji: You were indeed the one who had the strongest bond with the egg. I believe in Kinugawa’s intuition.

Nanaki: Putting the egg aside, you think it’s okay for us to be near that guy?

Ushio: Who knows… He seems dangerous. We should probably keep our distance from him, unless you want to get caught up in explosions or have your clothes stripped off or something… 

Akuta: Hey so, did we meet on the school roof back in summer?

Netaro: Hm?

Ushio: What is he— Why the hell would he just march up to the guy and ask him that!?

Akuta: Well y’see, my friends over there think we’ve met before so—

Akuta: Right, guys!?

Ushio: Pretend you don’t know him… 

Nanaki: …Wait, Muneuji!?

Muneuji: Pardon me. I am the 8th ward mayor, Muneuji Kaguya. Would you perchance remember me?

Netaro: Uji, your eyes are most beautiful indeed. I can’t help but feel I’ve seen them somewhere long ago— 

Muneuji: ….. 

Netaro: But, I cannot pinpoint the memory. How about we hold our greetings now instead?

Muneuji: ….. 

Akuta: In that case, heyo, nice to meetcha! Je m’appelle Akuta, superhero at your service! 

Ushio: Muu-chan, let’s go! You, too! 

Muneuji: …I understand now. It’s because he is a member of the Yorozu.

Muneuji: Precisely because they are intelligence operatives, they blend in with society by pretending to be civilians. He must not be able to reveal his identity as he did on the roof.

Ushio: Muu-chan, what are you mumbling about?

Nanaki: So, he’s saying that he doesn’t remember us, right?

Muneuji: Indeed. If that is how he wishes to spin this tale, then we must act accordingly. We should not hinder his mission. 

Kiroku: ….. 

Ushio: Right, let’s leave it at that.

Nanaki: Hmm… Well, okay, I guess. 

Akuta: ‘Kay~ Then I don’t care either~ Let’s get back to digging into some good grub! 

Muneuji: …..

~~~

Nagi: *deep sigh*

Sonia: Are you ok, Nagi-shan? 

Nagi: Yeah… 

Sonia: I guess you’re shtill worried… 

Nagi: Yeah. At this rate… something bad is bound to happen. 

Nagi: It might be better to just go back to the shop and hand out flowers… 

Sonia: But… It’s really cold outside at this time of night… 

Nagi: It’s better that way. 

Sonia: ….. 

Nagi: Yeah. This is for the best… Let’s go back. 

Sonia: Nagi-sha–

Momiji: Oh, Nagi-kun, what are you doing all the way here?

Nagi: …urk. Um, I… 

Sonia: Y-You shee, we got a last-minute order just now…!

Nagi: That’s right. It was very sudden.

Sonia: Y-Yesh, even though we closed the store temporarily just to come to the party, geez!

Momiji: I see… got it. We’re bringing out the cake, so come back soon! 

Nagi: O-Okay, thank you. Then… 

Momiji: Take care! 

Nagi: Urk…!

If player character is female: Momiji: Huh, w-why are you suddenly clutching at your chest!?

If player character is male: Kaede: Why’re you suddenly clutching at your chest!?

Nagi: It’s nothing, um… I’ll be off, then…! 

Sonia: Are you okay!? Nagi-shan! 

Nagi: I’m okay… for now.

Nagi: But, my happiness is overflowing… This is real bad. I need to balance it… 

Nagi: …Let’s go, Sonia. Handing out flowers in the freezing cold should help water down this feeling. 

Sonia: Okay! 

Notes:

A very minor difference between Kaede and Momiji's response to Nagi, being that Momiji is more prone to stuttering when surprised, but I thought it would be good to point out for anyone interested.

Swatch is an exclamation that Ultraman uses.

Cica is how Kuguri refers to the Chief. It means kitten.

[lemonina00]

Fanfic time: Zevlor X Allandra (OC/Tav) - I'm not gonna say goodbye

AN: Hello and welcome to this little fanfic snippet I teased in my Zevlor Chibi post. I have finally found the courage to post it. I am from Germany, so English is not my native language. I hope you all don’t mind too much. I’ve tried to make as little typos and errors as possible, but hey,…I have no beta, I die like Kanon. Actually, I have written fanfiction since I can remember, but I normally don’t publish my writing. Yet, with the BG3 community, I feel like being brave and sharing my stuff for a change.

This is really only a short snippet. Mostly a dialogue, I imagined my Tav Allandra and Zevlor having after freeing him in the Mindflayer colony. I was so disappointed and sad when he wouldn’t come with me, I had to let it out some way.

I have more little snippets for Zevlor and Allandra saved on my phone. If people are interested, I could post them. As well as snippets and scenes for many other BG cuties. In my headcanon, Allandra confessed to Zev at the camp celebration, that she spared Minthara. This is another snippet I wrote. Also, I imagined her and some of the Tieflings who did not condemn Zev to hold a little ceremony at Last Light Inn. Please let me know what you think! :) Now without further ado… here we go!

XOXO Cary  

I'm not gonna say goodbye

“Is that-?” Zevlor asked, his brows raised in question as he looked past Allandra at the female Drow, caught in conversation with Astarion.

“Minthara, yes!” Allandra confirmed his suspicion.

“After our raid of the camp, she was brought to Moonrise Towers, where Ketheric Thorm himself sentenced her to death for her alleged failure!" she explained the Drow’s presence.

“And you saved her anew?” Something akin to surprise crossed Zevlor’s features, but it lasted only a second, before his face turned solemn once more.

“I had to! It was I who brought about her failure in the first place!” The human woman raised her hands in a helpless gesture.

“You did not owe her anything!” Zevlor insisted. And he was right, of course, but Allandra still had her reasons as for why she’d helped Minthara a second time.

“I know, but after I freed her of the Absolute! Of their mind control, I saw that it was worth it! I know that she has committed heinous acts and that her people are despised by most...and I do not plan on fixing her or anything! I am not that naïve! All I know is that she is fighting for the right thing now! She's on our side!”

Her voice shook with emotion as she spoke. That little spark of hope she’d felt, when Minthara had accompanied her back to her camp, however small it might be, flickering within her heart. For a short moment, a heavy silence fell over the Tiefling commander and the human woman. Allandra’s gaze travelled back and forth between Zevlor’s burning infernal eyes and his bloodied armour.

“She is a paladin?!” the man in question suddenly asked, snapping her out of her thoughts.

“Yes! And one hell of a fighter!” Allandra didn’t even try and conceal the admiration she felt for the former Drow commander. There was no denying, that Minthara was a force to be reckoned with.

“Then I hope that she will make use of the second chance you have granted her!” Zevlor let out a heavy sigh, redirecting his gaze to Allandra’s face. “I hope she will keep you safe!”

The moment, his words set in with her, Allandra’s smile faltered. Unease welled up within her gut.

“Wait!....wait...Zevlor...are you not coming with us?” she inquired, looking at him closely.

Zevlor shook his head.

“I can't!” he breathed out, his eyes focusing on the ground in front of his feet, for he could no longer hold Allandra’s searching gaze.

“What?!” her voice rose and her eyes widened. “Then....okay....of course you do not have to!” A nervous laugh left her lips “This is not your fight after all!-“

“It is!” he cut her off, much more harshly than he’d intended to. A little softer, he tried anew. “It is, but I already lost it!”

“Nonsense!” Allandra shook her head, sending her messy brown hair flying. “You're alive!”

“Thanks to you!”

Ignoring his last words, the human woman tried reasoning with him. Maybe he would see reason? He had to! “If you cannot come with us, then...at least head back to our camp! It's just outside the towers. On the outskirts of Reithwin!”

“I can't!”

“Just....you won't miss it! It's not much, but you can rest there! And Gale will be there to heal you!”

Her words were all but tumbling from her lips, her heart growing heavy within her chest. Why was Zevlor being so stubborn?

“Allandra, I can't! I am sorry to... disappoint you any further! You must think me so ungrateful! Hells, I am truly sorry, but this is how it must be!”

“But....where will you go? What will you do now?” Allandra demanded to know, for she simply had to know. She’d spent way too many hours worrying about him. Wondering, grieving. Not again!

“I.... honestly, I don't know!” Zevlor confessed, dropping his arms down to his sides. “But...one thing I can promise you ...I will not do anything stupid...if that is what you're worried about!”

“You.... you're not making much sense, Zevlor! Yes, I am worried! Maybe we should...let me take you back to camp! Gale will give you a quick check up, just to be safe and if you still want to leave afterwards...well then I cannot hold you back, can I?”

Allandra tried but failed to convince him. The more he refused, the more inclined she felt to change his mind. He clearly was not being himself right now. And though she would not blame him, with what he’d been through, his reluctance to accept her help was slowly but surely wearing her down.

���Do not waste your resources on me! Go! I bet your companions are already waiting for you! I have no right to steal any more of your time!”

“You're not! And I'm not letting you leave when you're like this!”

If he could be stubborn und unreasonable, the so could she!

“Like what?” he asked. As if he had no idea of how much she cared.

“Like....like... you're so full of self-loathing!” There! She’d said it. Because what was the point in beating around the bush?

“Warranted!” Zevlor just shrugged.

“What happened to you was not your fault!”

“Oh yes it was! I wish it wasn't!” His eyes flew up to her face and he looked right at her, right into her soul with his blazing infernal eyes. And it caused Allandra’s heart to skip a beat.

“I wish,” he carried on, “I could be like you! That I could forgive so easily! That I had a heart full of mercy! But the crime I committed! The betrayal! The lives I destroyed! There is no redemption for that!”

“Not if you fight it! If you refuse it!”

“You really should go now!”

“Just.....just look at Minthara! We both know of the things that she did. She was not herself when under the absolute's spell!” Maybe comparing the two was a stupid idea, but Allandra was grasping at straws now.

“I do! And I dearly hope that she will honour your mercy!” Zevlor’s gaze remained as unwavering as his resolve. His face was a blank mask at this point and Allandra felt that close to bursting into helpless tears.

“That's not!...I do not want her...or you...or anybody else to honour me...like I'm some kind of saint! Because I ain't nothing like that!" she whined with her voice becoming embarrassingly thin.

For the second time, they both fell silent. And the silence felt suffocating and deafening. Eventually, Allandra had to accept defeat. Zevlor would not be coming with her! He would not join her in the fights to come! Her heart gave a painful tug inside her chest before it sunk to the bottom of her stomach. Once again, somebody would be leaving her. For the umpteenth time in her life, somebody was going to walk out on her. And there was apparently nothing that she could do, to prevent it from happening.

“So... that's it then? You're just gonna...vanish?” she asked, her big blue eyes searching his tired face for any signs that he might yet change his mind. “I really don't wanna weigh you down any further, but... it's not fair, you know?! I mourned for you! Back in the Shadow-Cursed Lands! We...we held a fucking service in your memory! And with 'we', I mean the people you think no longer care about you! Bex, Dannis, Alfira, the ...the kids! But... alright, if that is what you want then....so be it!”

Oh, she really was being unfair and she knew it, but once she’d let him in on her hurt feelings, she felt somewhat lighter.

“Forgive me!” Finally, Zevlor’s blank mask slipped.

“I do not need to! It is you who needs to do that!” Maybe this kind reminder would help him see reason. But it did not!

“Take care Allandra! May the gods be with you!” Zevlor spoke, crushing her remaining hopes.

“I'm not gonna say goodbye!” she shook her head, “Instead....I guess I wish you well and...here...at least, take this!”

Reaching into one of her coat pockets, she pulled out a small bottle, filled with a healing potion.

“Allandra, I-“ Zevlor wanted to refuse, but she wouldn’t accept any further contradictions.

“Take it! Please!”

Hesitantly, Zevlor took a step forward, closing the gap between them. Once he was within arm’s reach, Allandra held out the bottle. He wrapped his fingers around it. For a second, Allandra refused to let go. She held on to the bottle and she reached out with her other hand, to grab his wrist. Even through the thick material of her leather gloves, she could feel the heat radiating off of him. A strong reminder of his infernal blood. Her heart was racing once again, as she looked up into his eyes.

“If we live to see another day, we will be heading for Baldur's Gate next! There is a tavern there...the Elfsong! I used to go there often before this whole tadpole madness! I shall hope it still stands! Maybe...one day you wanna find me there?” Oh, she hated how much her voice shook and how needy she sounded in that very moment.

“I will keep it in mind!” Zevlor nodded and though it was no promise, it sparked a tiny flicker of hope within the human woman’s heart.

Reluctantly, she let go of his hand, just as Minthara returned to her side, to inquire what was taking her so long.

“Allandra! What in the hells is taking you so long? Does the Tiefling need a special invitation?”

“He's not coming with us!” she informed her Drow companion with a rueful expression.

“He's not?”

“No, Minthara... please...” Allandra hoped that Minthara would just drop the subject as to not hurt her any further. It was a surprise really that she had not yet started to cry.

“I see! ...Come now! Ketheric Thorm is not going to kill himself!” Minthara stated so matter-of-factly, that under different circumstances, this would’ve caused Allandra to chuckle. But with her emotions so on edge right now, it was not a soft chuckle that left her mouth. Allandra let out an incredulous laugh, before following Minthara towards the next chamber. Looking over her shoulder, she threw Zevlor one last sincere smile.

I'm not gonna say goodbye!

[minevn]

Happy new year everyone

໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!!

“Happy New Year, Mc! I hope you had a good year and the next years are good for you too!”

“Happy New Year, my beloved. I can’t wait to spend every New Year with you just as we always have.”

“Happy New Year, Cutie! I have a lot planned for us today! Let’s get you in this special outfit I made for you and go to a shrine!”

“Happy New Year I guess. I have leftovers if you want them. You were just the last person I had to ask."

"Happy New Year, Mc. Shall I play you a piece I've been working on?"

"Happy New Year, Mc! I'm really happy we get to celebrate another year together! Thank you for sticking by my side."

"Happy New Year, my love. This has been an amazing year thanks to you Y/n, I can't wait to spend many more together."

"Happy New Year, love of my life. Did you know I really was made for you~ that's why we'll spend every year of our lives together~💕"

"Happy New Year! Let take one last photo together this year. I want to always remember the special times we share together!"

[nahoney22]

Sweet Alanah! Congratulations on the new milestone of 3000!!!! You deserve it and here is to many, many more to follow. I always love your stories and you know I would never let an opportunity slide by where I can do a prompt request.

Soooo how about a fluffy smutty one with .....Hardcase and the prompts: " i never knew that i could want someone so badly. " and ❛ you feel like home to me. ❜

F Reader ofcourse ( yes it is always highly selfindulgient ofcourse hehe ).

Prompt List Celebration 3000 Followers

Hardcase X F!Reader

word count: 580

NSFW

Prompts:

“I never knew I could want someone so badly.”

“You feel like home to me.”

warnings: NSFW, 18+ only. Cunnilingus (reader receiving), fluff, established relationship.

Authors note: loving you always, thanks for the support @ladykatakuri . Enjoy 😊

There's nothing quite like waking up to the warm and comforting presence of your loved one back home from duty, especially on a lazy morning in bed. As you bask in the cozy comfort of each other's company, Hardcase begins to leave a trail of delicate kisses along your exposed collarbones, down your body, and over your naval, finally stopping at your hipbone.

"If I'm not mistaken," Hardcase says, looking up at you with a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, "I seem to have missed out on dessert last night."

You can't help but let out a playful giggle, prodding him with your foot. "You're such a tease, Hardcase," you reply with a grin.

"Me? A tease?" Hardcase says, planting a sweet kiss on your thigh. "I think it was you who was doing the teasing last night, wearing that gorgeous dress for our dinner date." He reminisces about the special outfit you wore just for him, creating a romantic yet lusting atmosphere.

“Oh you mean that dark red one? Your favorite?” You smirk, acting coy.

“You already know it, sweet cheeks.” Again, he kisses your thigh but this time on the inner side causing you to let out a little squeak in pleasure. “I never knew that I could want someone so badly.”

His words make you blush profusely.

He chuckles against you, hands caressing over your hips and waist but stopping when his fingers reach the hem of your night shorts. And being the tease that he was with your consent, he begins to pull them down with his teeth.

“You’re crazy, Hardcase.” You hummed in amusement, eyes sparkling in delight as he slings your shorts over his shoulder so they drape, wagging his brows at you mischievously.

“And you love it.”

You smile, heart content although beating rather rapidly right now. “Absolutely I do o-oh!” Your words veer off, head and back arching back as Hardcase began to place open mouth kisses to your pussy, tongue delving against your folds.

Your fingers tangle in the warm sheets of your bed, Hardcase fully spreading your legs as his tongue thrusts forward inside your soaked pussy. “Tastes s’ good.” He mumbled against you, vibrations raking your body.

“Like your dessert, handsome?” You say with a lazy laugh, always so relaxed to have a laugh with your boyfriend during the most intimate moments, your hand coming down to hold the back of his head, fingers tracing over his blue ink.

“Fucking love it.” He grumbles in hunger, hands gripping onto your thighs and pulling you closer if it was even possible. The pleasure is overwhelming, but you love it – it’s welcomed, unlike the stress that’s recently snowballed into both of your lives.

But he’s here and between your legs. How perfect.

He continues eating you out, gentle and sweet yet also rough enough to make you feel like you’re on a cloud 9. His tongue laps up your juices like no tomorrow, the wet appendage so warm against your throbbing cunt.

“Mesh’la?” He pulls away, licking his lips and you look down with him in a daze.

“Yes cutie?” You mumble, stroking his cheek.

“Do I ever tell you that you feel like home to me?”

Your heart soars and the sob that leaves you is one of pure pleasure as he didn’t even wait for your reply as he dived straight back into your pussy, sucking on your clit vigorously that your legs begin to shake, toes curl and his name falls from your lips.

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Masterlist

Prompt List -REQUESTS CLOSED.

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Alright... I know I've been wanting to kick you around cause you always awaken my inner child within me and I am sorry about that, Crow 😭 Anyways, do you have any plans for Christmas with Maddie? If so, care to share them?

Oh, wow! How sweet to remember the times when we KICKED ME DOWN THE ROAD?! DON’T MIND ME, PEOPLE! I’M JUST JOINING THE WET BLANKET CLUB NEXT TO MICHAEL J. NELSON!

Crow, be nice! She's just trying to say hi.

Hey GPC: Bite me.

CROW!

OK ok, I'm sorry. I'm uh... a little cranky tonight. I was too busy revising my game show soliloquy sequel for Family Feud. I completely forgot the question.

Shin wants to know our Christmas plans!

Oh! Yeah, Christmas! I can't believe we get to celebrate our first Christmas together.

Perhaps even a Patrick Swayze Christmas?

Only if you sing it with me!

You better believe I will! But, before we do, I'll at least tell you this my dear friend. Since Crow happens to have multimodal talents in the arts, we'll be making lots of Christmas crafts like our own Christmas wreath for the door, a birdseed ornament for our animal friends outdoors, and maybe amp up the decorations. And the Christmas Village nearby! We get to see Santa Claus and check out the bakery nearby! AAAAAH SO MANY IDEAS I JUST CANT WAIT TO DO IT ALL!

Aww, you cutie pie! I'm such a lucky bot to find love with a woman like you.

I'm the lucky one, schmoopy!

Oh, gross! Yuck! Patooie!

Stay out of it, Servo! By the way, you're banned from opening the advent calendar

What did I do?!

You ate the whole calendar by December 8th...

Oh yeah, I did! Hee hee hee!

Oh great..

And now, for the annual Patrick Swayze Christmas Carol. AND A 1! AND A 2! AND A CHICK-A BOOM A-CHICK!

[cutiepatootiejonesboro]

Christmas Open House At Cutie Patootie

Join us at Cutie Patootie for a jolly time as we open our doors to celebrate Christmas in style on November 4th and 5th. We can't wait to see you all there!

[mbelucu]

Happy freakin' birthday, Ceyi! Lil-cutie, I just wanted to say how much I love you (walaupun lebih sayang cowokku 🥰) Seriously, it's ridiculous how much love I have for you, but hey, that's what makes our friendship so special. Here's to hoping that 22 treats you way better than 21 did! You deserve all the happiness, fun, and success that this new year brings.

I also wanted to take a moment to express my gratitude for always being there for me when I needed you the most. You're like a ray of sunshine in my life, brightening up even the gloomiest days. Your beauty, talent, sense of humor, and unique quirkiness make you one of a kind, and that's why I adore you!

So, let's celebrate this amazing day and all the memories we've made together. Here's to more laughter, more adventures, and more unforgettable moments! Happy birthday, lil-cutie I'm so grateful to have you in my life, and I can't wait to see what the future holds for us. Cheers to you, lucu

[jabitha-endgame]

Jabitha week and the finale coming up, so exciting for me personally!!

[sawyerconfort]

ummm hiii aaaa i saw ur blog and i was just now getting into the heathers (musical and movie) franchise !! could you maybe write a innocent!fem reader x ram sweeney >_<

HEY ANON SORRY FOR THE DELAY IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU ASKED THAT, BUT OKAY! HAHAHA

I'M ABOUT TO MIX UP TWO REQUESTS HERE SO ANON WHO ASKED FOR KURT'S SISTER, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU TOO!

Guys, don't be shy, really, requests are open and you can ask whatever you want here! I'll be glad to write a oneshot for you!

Here we go, KURT AND RAM ONESHOT!

(Ok, guys, I hate this song so much but I couldn't miss the opportunity, I'm sorry, Blue fans...)

Enjoy!

You Make My Balls So Blue | Twin!Kelly x Ram Sweeney

Prompt: What would happen if Ram fell in love with Kurt's twin sister?

* * *

"HEYYYYYYY CUTIE, CAN YOU PLEASE COME DOWN?"

You could hear Ram's voice screaming from your bedroom window, but from his intonation, you knew he must be madly drunk. You didn't know if the friendship between him and your twin brother was right or wrong.

Because even though Ram was good people and Kurt loved him like a brother, when he was around you, he was just an idiot.

"(Y\N), I know you can hear me, kitten, come down!"

You put the pillow in your face, to muffle the sound, but it didn't work, of course, because he was drunk and screaming loudly like he was crazy, it wasn't going to work at all.

Fuck, Ram, you thought.

"HURRY UP, (Y\N), I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!"

"Get out, Ram…", you said, still screaming from the bed, making no effort to go to the window.

"Oh, you're listening to me!" he suddenly shouted in celebration. "Fine, sweetie, so you can come down to see me, won't you?"

"Ram, I said GET OUT!" you yelled again, burying your head in the pillow. "You're drunk, man, God!"

"No, I'm not," he chuckled. "Okay, maybe I overdosed, but I assure you I'm sober enough to talk to you, kitten, come down soon, go…"

You ignored him.

"Oh ok, so are you going to play with me?", Ram laughed. "Okay, if that's how you want it, then this is how it goes," he cleared his throat. "Let's agree, I'll sing for you, with all my heart, and in the end, if you like it, you come down."

You rolled your eyes and waited, avoiding putting your head out the window to give him any attention. Within minutes, Ram cleared his throat again and began to sing, in a high, husky voice that betrayed how much he'd been drinking.

"You make my balls so blue…"

You had to contain your laughter. As he continued the song, you expected something to happen and send him far away from your window, but you made no effort.

"Just for a while… Can't wait till later, my pants are rubbing like a hot cheese gra-"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP, MAN? THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!"

You didn't know where your twin Kurt's voice had come from, let alone where he'd gotten a bucket of water, but you did catch the moment when he threw the water like a waterfall out the window and realized he'd hit right on Ram.

"Wow, did you hear that, kitten? Looks like something got really wet in here, huh?"

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, SUCKER!" Kurt yelled, threatening to jump out the window. "AND YOU'LL SERENADE ANYONE ELSE'S SISTER BUT MINE!" he yelled, still nervous. "PREFERABLY WITH A SONG OTHER THAN OUR SONG, DICKHEAD!"

You laughed, watching Ram walk out wet and staggering down the street, and after he left, you hugged Kurt and thanked him for making your day better with that little moment. He didn't know how to reciprocate, so he just nodded.

"Did you knew he liked me?", you asked, now curious.

"What does it matter?" Kurt snapped. "Like it or not, this little shit is going to stay the hell away from my little sister from now on, right, twin?"

The two of you gave a high five and were about to leave the room when you started humming Ram's song. Kurt turned toward you and threatened to throw the empty bucket at you, causing another burst of laughter until your stomach really hurt.

[obsessedwithdanielradcliffe]

Exposed!!

(aAndrew Garfield x famous!fem! Reader)

Summary: Andrew Garfield and reader are secretly dating but recent paparazzi photos of both of them are trending around the world they have no choice to come out

Warnings: fluff, maybe some hate comments

@Y/nxlove

liked By , Andrewslover , and 12, 000 others .

@Y/nxlove : Paparazzi pictures of Andrew Garfield and y/n king hugging both of them were seem to be very much inlove to not notice the paps what do you all think ?

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Username54 : Wait ! Why do i kinda ship them

Username99 : me too it's not just you my friend

AndrewxEmma : no !! What about Emma Stone Ugh! Andrew Garfield moved on too fast

Username23: Get over it they broke up years ago . Andrew deserves to move on which he has and he's dating the most gorgeous woman

Username11: I mean they are cute and all so we shouldn't judge anyone .

Y/nxDaniel : I guess I'm happy that y/n is in a relationship now but my heart wants her and Daniel Radcliffe to be together

@Y/nKing ✔️

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@Y/nKing ✔️: But something happened , I heard him laughing , i saw the dimples first and then i heard the accent , they say home is where the heart is but that's not where mine lives You know i love a London Boy .

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TaylorSwift✔️: Guess we both love London boys

Y/nKing✔️: Queen!! You came out with this song at the perfect timing!

AndrewGarfield✔️: London Boy eh? . You look very pretty black suits you love

Y/nKing✔️: yes . And thank you cutie ❤️

AtleyRowlyMySpiritAnimal: Oh! My! God! Are you gyss seeing this!! I'm so happy.

arianagrande✔️: Goodness your Gorgeous girll

Y/nKing✔️: me! Have you seen yourself girly!!

@Celebrityupdates2021:

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Celebrityupdates2021: Andrew Garfield seen getting out of his car and towards Y/n king's mansion . What does it mean guys!? Are they dating or not ?

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Ilovey/n: if this doesn't means that they aren't together i don't know what will

Andrewslover: I love both if them together end of discussion

HarrypotterandAtleyrowly: yeah but what about dan and y/n ? I really loved them together even if they didn't confirmed they were dating it was obvious both of them were in love

EmmaWatson: As y/n's best friend I'd like to say it isn't any of our business to pry in her personal life . Yes her and dan had chemistry in our Harry Potter days but now we are grown up Daniel's in a healthy relationship and y/n's too respect their privacy and please don't cause problems in their love lives .

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Username23: Emma's right we shouldn't pry that's the reason Celebrities can't date other people because of delusional on screen shippers .

@AndrewGarfield✔️:

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AndrewGarfield✔️: Because of you , i laugh a little harder , cry a little less and smile a lot more . Last night in London @Y/nKing♥️

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