reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:
toilet paper
drywall
pineapple on pizza
human skin
pussy
but no one is able to guess which
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One of the more entertaining consequences of broadcast standards for children's media during the 1980s is that villains weren't allowed to express or directly imply the desire or intent to kill the protagonist, but they were allowed to openly state their intention to eat the protagonist – provided that at least one of the hero or the villain were non-human.
(i.e., human villain expressing the desire to eat a non-human protagonist: okay; unambiguously monstrous villain expressing the desire to eat a human protagonist: okay; human villain expressing the desire to eat a human protagonist: not okay.)
This often led to interesting characterisation choices, like Shredder's strange preoccupation with making the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into soup in the 1987 series – he's not allowed to threaten to kill them, but he can freely threaten to eat them!
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you dream of devouring your friends whole
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less flowery language around cannibalism and more animal lust in the picture pls. to eat a person can be read as an act of devotion, sure, but for me, to eat someone is literally and metaphorically an extension of passion, excitement, lust. not romance. it's messy and unsanitary and difficult and fucking hot as hell. i get my teeth on you there's not sweet a thing in the world you can say that'll taste better than your flesh popping between my incisors. i don't care if you taste gamey. im going to carve a hole and fuck it with my tongue
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BRVVVV
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Hello, welcome to The Rare Bites AU! I was going to draw J and V, but my eagerness to show this to you was far too strong. Here's some notes on it:
-the disassembly drones are pretty much starving and scrawny. uzi hates that her colony basically lied to these guys because they're only attacking because they're desperate to feed. she's like "DAMN WE'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LIARS HUH."
-j, n and v are some of the rare few disassembly drones that reached close to adulthood. they're all shaky and weak by this point, but still strong enough to take down a worker if they absolutely pushed themselves to do it. their population has been shrinking for years, due to starvation, overheating and killing their own young.
-"And our parents are leaving these fuckers to starve over one stupid deal they failed to uphold and won't even tell us about?! Like, come on! If these guys were human, they'd be all bony and shit! That's gross! What the fuck is wrong with us?!"
-n unwittingly reveals how bad their situation is by announcing that j and v might kill him in order to feed themselves when they find out he's had more than enough to drink (uzi's like "damn" and gives him some extra oil canisters. the workers have enough as is, so she doesn't bat an eye over having to give any up to disassembly drones).
-because these three don't really have a major reason to hate each other, i like to imagine that n, j and v basically fell asleep in a very shaky cuddle pile in order to feel less alone in this cruel world, and eventually begin to include uzi. at that point, they feel safer and start gaining weight and showing their true personalities. :3
-long story short, they start off in a bad place but then everything gets better because of uzi's input. :3
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You asked for drawing requests, can you draw sozo? I never see baby boy getting attention
I know you probably wanted something sweet but um. Sorry. I am incapable of not matching Sozo's freak.
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horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs
i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food
you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)
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On Holiness & Slaughterhouses
unstated, deathconsciousness / unknown / consumed, david cronenberg / @pyrriax / unknown / theophagy definition, merriam-webster dictionary / agnus dei (lamb of god), francisco de zurbaran - detail / hélène cixous, from stigmata: escaping texts; "bathsheba, interior bible" / unknown / unstated, deathconsciousness / @pyrriax / meena kandasamy, from mrs sunshine / @/detailedart / @pyrriax / alexei antonov / unstated, deathconsciousness / "stag", edwin landseer / unstated, deathconsciousness / jean bernard / silas denver melvin / sierra demulder / kim fu, 'lifecycle of the mole-woman', from how festive an ambulance / margaret atwood, 'speeches for dr. frankenstein', from the animals in that country / deep, deep - have a nice life / louise bourgeois / @pyrriax / unstated, deathconsciousness
An fic-based webweave, created for @my-little-versaille for the @mcythorrorgiftexchange!
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I can’t stop thinking about Charlie biting Vaggie and licking up her blood. She accidentally drops that she knows what angel blood tastes in front of everybody one time. Alastor is intrigued and then promptly just. Strained grin. Oho, is that so? How very. Interesting! He’s dying inside. Lucifer never wanted to know this about his daughter. I mean he’s relieved that she didn’t somehow end up tasting an exorcist corpse after the extermination but fucking hell! His baby girl!!! He’s visibly speedrunning the five stages of grief, help him.
Do cannibals in cannibal town practice like. Loving consensual cannibalism (since they can regenerate?). Anyway if word got back to Rosie I think she’d think it’s really cute and try to encourage Charlie to take a chunk out of Vaggie to which she’s like. HAHAHA NO THANK YOU
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help some random blog i followed dmed me demanding an entrance fee cuz i didn’t have a race in my bio and therefore i must white “filth”😭
then claimed to have my ip and threatened to eat me before blocking me. go off ig.
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romanticizing cannibalism IS disgusting that's the POINT love is horrifying and messy and bloody and terrible and wrong and it's BEAUTIFUL
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how cannibals flirt--
based on a meme @selfshipping-baby made of this selfship FJDSKGHDSKJFSH
please dni if you are a minor, also please dni if you ship minors and adults, thank you! 💖
Taglist: @selfshipping-baby even tho I already tagged you PFFT @goldenworldsabound @disabledbears @magicalmousey @sunstar-of-the-north
feel free to ask to be added or removed ✨
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In the pantry ^_^
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HEY LOOKIE HERE I FINALLY SUCKED IT UP!!! This is the fic that I based this art piece on!!!
I didn't put it on my AO3 but who knows,,, maybe one day I will be feeling so so very brave but NOT TODAY! YOU GET A GOOGLE DOC!
And since it's a google doc fic I took advantage of colour formatting! I regret to inform you that this fic is better viewed in light mode!!!
Ok thats it please be niceys to me
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