#capt-coffeebitch

[maximumsunshine]

@capt-coffeebitch is being so mean to me 😡

[katy-l-wood]

My spouse has been on the quest for the ultimate Pillow for a a few years now. He decided to get the sleepgram pillows a few months back, and holy hell. These are the best pillows I’ve ever used in my life and I can run them through the washing machine and dryer as needed. It amazing and magical. And my body feels less garbage.

Thanks for the rec! I’ll look into them.

[thebibliosphere]

Hot Take: Death has Near Joy Experiences and holds them with the same level of awe as Near Vimes Experiences.

*snort* I dunno why but I have a sudden mental image of Death holding the door open for a cat while going “IN OR OUT, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE EVENTUALLY”

[systlin]

So I love Stabby. Stabby is excellent and wonderful. Also, when I got home yesterday Mister told me he wants to kill the back yard and turn it all into lavender and garden. I don’t think he expected my answer to be, “sure have fun. Grass is bullshit. You want me to start collecting the newspaper from the weekly ads?”

EXCELLENT

[upyrica]

157 cm

Not at all.

[Guess my height in centimetres]

[pashathecat]

I hope your health is alright, owner of shitten kitten! Take care of yourself and drink lots of water!

I'm actually Pasha's Aunt @maximum-mom . @capt-coffeebitch my best friend is the shitten's momma.

With that out of the way, I had my gallbladder removed on the 25th and recovery has been a struggle. So instead of trying to bagger for, download, upload, caption, remember to tag, and remember to drop into the queue (verses live blog) new content, I've just been going through and reblogging to the queue older ones while I'm still miserable. It's a lot less work.

But I'll be right as rain soon enough and new content will happen.

Thank you for your concern! I do enjoy seeing you in the notes!

[thunder-the-ranger-wolf]

Catch Up Tag

Rules: tag 9 people you’d like to know better/catch up with.

I was tagged by @notgreengardens <3

Last song: Porter Robinson- Look At The Sky

Last movie: fuck, when was the last time I saw a movie? Shit. I dunno, Green, I'll get back to you on that one.

Currently reading:Sherlock Holmes, complete collection, or whatever it's called by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle himself.

Currently watching: Fuck. Again with the viewable media! I guess it's This Is Us or Grey's Anatomy or My Little Pony. One of those

Currently craving: A deli sub. OR a Red Robin burger. Don't know which one but damn, I want one of those.

Tagging @captmarvel-ous @capt-coffeebitch @lazy-duck @tonystarktogo @shellhaeds and whoever else wants to do this! If any of you don't want to do this, let me know and I will take your name off. Hope you all are having a good day!

[simonalkenmayer]

Thanksgiving Poutine!

By @capt-coffeebitch

[wynn-learns-to-art]

Daily Doodle for March 24 2019. I enjoyed painting and drawing water so much I decided to illustrate a scene from a discord RP server run by @jenngersnapdoodles with @imgoingtogobacktheresomeday @hedge-born-fluffy-wolf @capt-coffeebitch are all playing.

[molins-art-stash]

A little mushroom guy I did for @capt-coffeebitch

[maximumsunshine]

Found me and @capt-coffeebitch 's life motto...

In other news, I found a serious source of stress in our mutual bestie @scissorbritches 's life...

[soiheardyouhadafootfetish]

Bella via @capt-coffeebitch

[thebibliosphere]

Hey! I use YakTrax spring crampons for traction. They’re basically rubber band thingies with springs that slip over top of your shoes to provide a zillion extra traction. They’re about $20 on Amazon, and etween that and a good grippy cane, I’ve been saved from so many bruises, dislocations, and muscular fuckeries.

Thank you! I will check those out along with the other ones people are reccing :D

[pashathecat]

The boy is Pasha aka Pash Pash aka Shitten Kitten and he is best catte. He was born in July of 2018 and adapted the following October by his parents @capt-coffeebitch and Pete. His auntie @maximum-mom runs this blog as a side project because they can never be bored of their precious nephew.

[thunder-the-ranger-wolf]

"When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool!!!) 💓"

Wolf: Oh hey, this is making the rounds again. Thanks @alexandra-scribbles for tagging me!

My dog gives me hugs when I say a certain phrase.

I've been told I give good advice.

I've been told I write well

I have managed to both keep my friends and make new ones.

I have a bachelor's degree.

Tagging @alloverthegaf @shellhaeds @captmarvel-ous @tchailla @lazy-duck @time-s-get-faster @communistchexmix @capt-coffeebitch @themasterofcider @smiles-advice

[simonalkenmayer]

Smoked carne asada and potatoes stew. It was magical.

@capt-coffeebitch