#captain tuttle

[beej-machinations]

1x15 Tuttle: the man the myth the legend

[candiestofqueens]

What the hell was that captain tuttle episode? That was amazing

[swamprats4077]

Favorite Moments & Quotes → 1.15 - Tuttle

↪ Creating Tuttle.

[jonberry555]

MAS*H: Tuttle | Season 1 Episode 15 | Retro Review [Featuring Tuttle]

I love the television show M*A*S*H, so I thought it would be fun if I rewatched every single episode and recorded a review of said episode. Join me today along this five year long mission as I review the Season 1 Episode 15: Tuttle. Featuring Captain Tuttle himself.

[grapehyasynth]

M*A*S*H, S1E15, "Tuttle"

Hawkeye: Okay now, let's see, when was Tuttle born? Trapper: Um, how about 1924? That was a good year for doctors. Hawkeye: Okay. Mother? Trapper: Hmm, yes. Hawkeye: Father? Trapper: One. Hawkeye: Um, uh, religion? Trapper: Uh, atheist. Hawkeye: I don't believe in atheism. Let's make him a Druid. Radar: What's that? Hawkeye: They worship trees. Radar: Ah, tree surgeon. Hawkeye: Druid, reformed. They're allowed to pray at bushes. ... All right, now a little something for Hot Lips. Height: six feet four. Weight: 195 pounds. Hair: auburn. Eyes: hazel. Trapper: Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Hmm? Trapper: I think I'm in love.

[third-eye-closed]

forget hawkeye, forget beej. Captain Tuttle is the real dreamboat of MASH i mean look at him:

[whollyjoly]

6 non-selfie pics + 7 tags

tagged by the wonderful @tiefenmesser and @chirpybirdy ✨️

(no pressure tags, sorry if you've already been tagged!) @thetangycheesemanwithaplan @theredrenard @kyellin @blood-mocha-latte @the-cinnamontography-is-amazing @sweetxvanixlla @everything-or-anything

[mashpoll]

Quo Vadis Captain Chandler? (s4 e10): An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he’s Jesus Christ.

Tuttle (s1 e15): Hawkeye creates a fictional captain in order to give the local orphanage money and medical supplies.

[star-wars-forever]

[wigglysniffer]

Trapper this. BJ that.

WHERE ARE MY CAPTAIN TUTTLE GIRLIES?!

[tuttle-did-it]

I'm a former childhood-imaginary-friend-turned-adult-imaginary-friend and then promptly killed off.

But I did get to play myself in the episode.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[beej-machinations]

A remix of @quordleona03's fic Tuttle - i wanted to get inside Margaret's head at bit more :3

Reading notes:

Long-ish (webtoon format) under the cut

works slightly better on a white background if you don't mind changing theme (or reading here)

ft. bj (seething)

thanks for reading! check out the original too, there are a couple differences ;)

[thotful-opinions4u]

the Jesus Christ guy + the song "Laughing With" by Regina Spektor

[swamprats4077]

Favorite Moments & Quotes → 1.15 - Tuttle

↪ "Now try and keep him pure, Margaret." Sorry, Margaret. Captain Tuttle is spoken for. 😋

I'll probably end up gif-ing this entire episode, it's so brilliant. 😄

Trivia tidbit: This episode features the one and only visual appearance of Radar's fellow radio cohort, Sgt. "Sparky" Pryor. (played by Dennis Fimple)

[dick-chugger]

Went to the library to look around and found a few M*A*S*H DVDs. Which would be like whatever since I can watch it on the Internet Archive easily BUT since these are Finnish DVDs, they have translations, even for episode names. So here are the insane Finnish names of episodes from seasons 1 and 2. Translations under the cut.

Season 1:

Pilot = A Small "Party" at the Field Hospital ("party" is not Finnish which makes it sound really weird)

To Market, to Market = In the Black Market

Requiem for a Lightweight = Aether Hawks Coming In

Chief Surgeon Who? = The Unbeatable Chief Surgeon

The Moose = The Sergeant's Muse

Yankee Doodle Doctor = Surgeons in the World of the Marx Brothers

Bananas, Crackers and Nuts = Hawkeye Under Psychiatric Monitoring

Cowboy = The Wounded Cowboy

Henry, Please Come Home = The High Ranking Officer in a Spa

I Hate a Mystery = The Perry Mason Specialty

Germ Warfare = The Bloody Bunk Shortage

Dear Dad = A Christmas Letter for "Daddy" (again, "daddy" is not Finnish, making this sound incredibly sexual)

Edwina = Lovable Edwina

Love Story = Oh Dear Bach

Tuttle = Glory to Captain Tuttle

The Ringbanger = Hawkeye Style Soap Opera

Sometimes You Hear the Bullet = Death in the OR

Dear Dad...Again = The Surgeon's Nude Lunch

The Long-John Flap = The Cold Winter's Underwear Circulation

The Army-Navy Game = Surgeons as Bomb Diffusers

Sticky Wicket = Patient or Ego, Hawkeye?

Major Fred C. Dobbs = Korea, the Land of Gold

Ceasefire = Premature Joy

Showtime = "Showtime" in the Midst of War

Season 2:

Divided We Stand = Psychiatric Syndromes

Radar's Report = Corporal Klinger's Perverse Clothes

5 O'Clock Charlie = 5 O'Clock Comic Relief

For the Good of the Outfit = A Top Secret Find

Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde = Dr. Pierce, Tireless Operator

L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel) = Marriage Conseling Running on Gin

Kim = Little Kim in the Mine Field

The Trial of Henry Blake = Blake's Boys' Forbidden Delights (sounds like a porno)

Dear Dad... Three = War Diary Pages for the Old Man

The Sniper = Ballistic Bustles in Blake's [_____] (Camp maybe?)

Carry On, Hawkeye = The Sick Medicinaries

The Incubator = Incubators at the Press Conference

Deal Me Out = Card Sharks and Macabre [_____]

Hot Lips and Empty Arms = Hot Lips and Empty Arms (wow)

Officers Only = Couple of Drinks at the Officers' Club

Henry in Love = Henry Blake and Midlife Crushes

For Want of a Boot = Pathetic Walking ["booting"]

Operation Noselift = Nose Surgical Views

Chosen People = The Korean Mother and the Bundle

As You Were = Gorilla Surgeons and Major Burns' Hernia

Crisis = Lack of Intimate Life (or Intimate Lack of Life)

George = Deviants Out!

Mail Call = Man's Mail from Radar

A Smattering of Intelligence = Agent Orgy in Blake's Camp

You can say what you want about the quality of these translations but they're definitely more descriptive.

Also yeah, I know like none of you care but I do so whatever.

[megatronusprimedecal]

"I'd certainly like to know why it's so all-fired important for you two to see the file on Captain Tuttle."

Tuttle || Episode fifteen || Season One