#carrier vetting

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)

[cheebuss]

my beautiful wife who hates me (also crinkled nimbus cat because he is like her to me)

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

uh oh

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Oh to be Taylor’s cat wrangler…

[spitinsideme]

Well, what animals are you totally NOT afraid of then? Like the ones that you'd always be fine with being around

cats !! i have a cat, shes great ! id pet a stray cat if they looked calm enpufh and in a mood to be touched .. alll other animals thouth ? not really !! i have a huge fear of getting bit by an animal and then getting rabies and BOOM dying !! and all mammals carrt rabies !! i went to sicily once and went out fot a walk at night and i saw a bat (far fron me in the sky) and i ran back home so fast that i almost tripped three times, i would notbe able to live in lijr any place in like amrrica or asia because if i saw a lizard or a weird fucking insrct ??? id leave immedialy i woukdnt get any sleep !! i see videos where therws just like bears around in the forest and people go on thosr fuking forests ?? and its common to go there ?? with fucking bears ??? i cant do that .. thats not me ... i wpukdnt even go NEAR a country where bears are a possibility ... im a pussy .. if i see a tiny mouse i get scared that they will bite me and i will die .. i cannot do it .. i have a fear of insects i cant even be in th3 samr ROOM wi5h a fly, mosquito, ladybird, moth or ANY flyong insect because i am too scared and my hesrt is beating si fast im 10 seconds away from gettimg a hesrt attack !!!! i have never seen a roach but from what ive seen online if i did see a roach id call the hospital immedeiately because i will have so much stress in thar one moment that im probbaly going into shock and my hestt will stop due to the high bpood pressure inside me .. we have those fucking crane flies here i am SO TERRIFIED OF THEM !! AND I MEAN IT !!! ONE TIME I SAW ONE NEXT TO ME AND I 9ANICLED SO HARD I FELL ONTO THE FLOOR ROLLED OVER AND BADHED MY HEAD INTO A WALL BY ACCIDENT AND THEN GOT UP, SLIPPED, BAMGED MY HEAD INTO THE OTHER WALL, AND JUST CRAWLED FRANTICALLY ALONG THE FLOOR TRYING TO OPEN THE LOCKED DOOR AS FAST AS POSSIBLE !!! I AAS SO FUCKING SCARED !!!

i realise i talked mostly about insects but i am afraud of all animals equally to me a rat abd a bear have the capabiloties to kill me even in different ways and a chicken fucking chaded me down once into a bathroom when i was like 10 and that was actually quite terrifiyong they fucking chased me across the playground into the classroom and into the fucking bahtoom i literally climbed on top of a sink because i wss scared and the fucker wouldnt leavr me alonr .. i have alwyad been a cowrd i was born with fear in my body

[yukipri]

Like two peas in a pod

Cats tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

[hungry-hobbits]

i love the scene in movies with a gay coded villain where they put him in a little box and then he's really annoying about it

[gotyouanyway]

homunculette has a thing for his tardis i.e. when she gets hurt he can’t even think in full sentences and falls to the ground kind of sobbing and attacks the people he thinks are guilty with a wrench like he’s mrs. peacock in a game of clue

[jotx]

aughhh rescued a baby pidgeon that cant fly yet but im not sure what to do with it u_u

[spacenintendogs]

CRICKET JS GOING TO BE OKAY!!!

[worsecats]

My wiggles

ボクのふみふみ

[teddybeartoji]

chat keep me and shirmpmin in your minds today yeah we are both going through it rn

[pennaraptor]

win's new carrier. i hoped the comfy perch would fit in the holes and it did so perfectly🙌. it also came with a pretty good perch, we'll see if one works better for him. it stinks a little but hopefully will air out.

i wanted a soft sided carrier for him because he is not a good climber and pretty clumsy and i worry about him hurting himself on the wire, and i hope this might make him feel a little more secure (with the clear front covered up). plus it has a huge opening compared to most cages and is way less obnoxious to carry around. the mesh sides would not hold up if a bird wanted to chew on it, but winston is...... not a chewer. at all.

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

Boop boop

[calamitys-child]

I will be brave at the dentist I will be brave at the dentist the dentist cannot hurt me the dentist is here to help me

[eorzeashan]

Lana: easy, you've been poisoned with carbonite. fair warning, this may hurt a bit (points shot)

Eight: (dodges)

Lana:

Lana: I'm trying to administer the vaccine stay still-

Eight: (dodges again)

Lana: stop moving I am trying to help you

Koth: lol maybe you should hide it in a treat