#catcoal spewing bullshit

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deer when a five ton metal box comes running at high speed towards them

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i was talking about headcanons with my brother yesterday, he says he doesn’t like them. thats fine, but in his defense he said “next thing you’re gonna tell me is that Wilson got House pregnant! that’s stupid” idk how to break it to him

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Jhariah said he had to deliver and they fucking did

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this movie is so stupid i cant believe its real

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youre right

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Mabel Pines nobody could ever make me hate you

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stanley

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I recited the wwhole "i did it, i saved the town" thing by menory (minus that part) and I think my boyfriend is considering divorce

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your brown eyes and pathetic demeanor have completely bewitched me, I want you

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this bitch hates fun i hate him so much for that i hate you mr i hate fun and whimsy i hope bad things happen to you in the future

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thinking of drawing more Ed Nashton but with Mook lyrics…

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this is targeted at a specific person from a discord server but if i ever see that god damn slop meal again I will mail my vomit to your house

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CALL ME GREGORY HOUSE THE WAY I BE LIMPING THROUGH THESE HOSPITAL HALLS

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never beating the Timothy Klitz allegations im literally gonna start crying

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if you don’t give your plushies a little forehead kiss before bed what are you even doing with your life

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if i see this in my asks again im blocking you on the spot