The April Fools Joke Now 💀💀 (Fountain Pen comp)
I think I’ve sank to the point of knowing Rollo’s hat is a fucking three doublons tricorn- Anyways, perhaps he’ll finally get out of my mind when Rook gets a new card or something- Please we need more Rook food- I read Tapis Rouge translations just for Rook’s 1 sec cameo 😭😭😭 /j
I meann- at the same time I could just be milking content for new followers who joined cause of Rollo, ya never know 👁️👁️
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Reasons I am a catgirl:
- My hair is very soft and I need you to pet it but also if you try to without me giving you permission I will hiss at you.
- I will bite you ❤️ (affectionate)
- Will complain that my food bowl (refrigerator) is empty when it very much is not.
- Neurodivergent
- I will purr if you give me scritches.
- Will curl up in your lap and trap you
- I do not trust you, but once I do I love you and I will not leave your side
- I will meow at you if you show me affection.
- Good night vision
- Always sleepy
- I am beautiful adorable and pretty and I know it
- I will get stunlocked if you throw cheese at me
- You are honored to be graced with my presence
- Climb all the things want be talll, want to lord over my empire
- I'm not in love with you it's just a coincidence I'm always so close to you and always want to be near you what are you talking about
- I will bite you ❤️ (horny)
- socks
- Get yelled at for eating cardboard
- I know what I am doing is not allowed and I am not guilty about it
- headpats good yes giv
- Will fidget with things I should not fidget with, (I have zapped myself licking power cables before)
- Will get the zoomies at 3 am sometimes
- I will bite you ❤️ (annoyed)
- Will mlem if I am feeling particularly neurodivergent sometimes
- What do you mean I had food 3 minutes ago I'm hungy
- knock things over (accident)
- What do you mean I haven't eaten since yesterday I don't need any food
- knock things over (on purpose)
- you can't tell me what to do
- this water has bad vibes I will not drink this
- transfem who knows how to code
- doctor needs to steal my balls (bottom surgery)
- my hair is long and flowing and perfect
- you are soft and I am allowed to and I like you so I am going to fidget with your skin and also bite you ❤️
- responds considerably better to positive reinforcement
- milk is so yummy give me all of it
- I know I shouldn't be awake but night time is freedom
- drink directly from the faucet no one can stop you
- I will bite you ❤️ (felt like it)
- probably more idk
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Weeeeeeeeee. A few weeks I had massive brain rot (caused by the bätmän and jokerman stuff) so I commissioned @ajitanparmesan and oh boy oh boy did they deliver, am so freaking love.
Like look at him, look at my pretty boy (yes I asked for jure to be put in the iconic catwoman suit). Am squealing and happy sobbing ever since receiving him. They absolutely outdid themself. All I told them was jure in the 1995 catwoman suit (made to fit him) and the whip, and that his fluffy hair was visible, and look how they worked with it. Like Holy! Freaking! Shit! Am so in love it’s insane. Look at the shading and detailing 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻. Best money I ever spent. So worth it. Working with them was fun and great. Like look at him, he’s freaking beautiful and I will be thinking about him for a long long time.
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It's... Che'nya is it? I don't normally like approaching people "out of the blue", for lack of better terminology right now.
But I've begun to notice a theme of you popping up, rather literally might I add, around different schools. I'd rather you not scare my students by suddenly appearing beside them. I've noticed that after interactions with you, they leave my students quite unfocused on my lessons.
Though... aside from that, you seem to be somewhat enjoyable company for the students, some more so than others, so I'll turn a blind eye toward your technical trespassing on school grounds. Besides... I rather enjoy knowing something else that Crowley doesn't; outside of the normal, of course.
If you'd like, I would be willing to extend an invitation to you to join me for a cup of tea. If tea isn't to your liking, I can find something else, of course. As a sign of good will, I suppose I could call it?
The choice to accept is yours, of course. Do tell me if you decide to join me so that I have proper time to prepare. Also, you may bring along a friend or two if you so wish to.
@abrizthestarwatcher
*blinks at you silently for a second before suddenly smiling a kitty grin and purring happily*
Pretty! Pretty gold eyes! Gold eyes like mine! Sees too much like mine! Very, very purrtty!
I like you, Goldy! =^w^=
Very pretty fae! 😸
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