jesus christ superstar only explores the most thought provoking, and poignant ideas from the bible. like what if we took the most metal death of all time and made it a rock opera, and what if jesus and judas were supremely gay for each other and then constantly emo about it
these youtube movie reviewers DESPERATELY trying to seem credible by tying in meta-textual analyses of ATSV while simultaneously ignoring the BLARING, textual, queer coding is genuinely fucking hilarious.
they would not understand a 'metaphor' if it spider-punched them in the head.
ok yeah, he says he likes crazy girls, but when i start talking about the 6 million words of hannigram fanfiction saved on my computer he just calls me a slur
say what you will about how batshit crazy tumblr is, but you only get absolutely bonkers statements like 'i'm a white supremacist femboy' on twitter 💀💀
really wanna be the swave bitch reading philosophically radical litfic in a cafe but instead i have to regularly have panic attacks about said philosophies