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jesus christ superstar only explores the most thought provoking, and poignant ideas from the bible. like what if we took the most metal death of all time and made it a rock opera, and what if jesus and judas were supremely gay for each other and then constantly emo about it
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this came to me in a prophetic vision, like gabriel to mary.
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patronsaintofdelusion · 11 months
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these youtube movie reviewers DESPERATELY trying to seem credible by tying in meta-textual analyses of ATSV while simultaneously ignoring the BLARING, textual, queer coding is genuinely fucking hilarious.
they would not understand a 'metaphor' if it spider-punched them in the head.
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patronsaintofdelusion · 7 months
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yeah, u texted me ‘ily’ but he said “blood and breath are only elements undergoing change to fuel your radiance”
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patronsaintofdelusion · 9 months
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i’m like if holden caulfield had access to twitter
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patronsaintofdelusion · 10 months
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i spent entirely too long on this, but i’m kinda proud of it so heehee
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2 HOURS!! IT TOOK 2 FUCKING HOURS
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ok yeah, he says he likes crazy girls, but when i start talking about the 6 million words of hannigram fanfiction saved on my computer he just calls me a slur
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patronsaintofdelusion · 9 months
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say what you will about how batshit crazy tumblr is, but you only get absolutely bonkers statements like 'i'm a white supremacist femboy' on twitter 💀💀
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i'm not like those other chronically online gay losers, my kin list is a bunch of random side characters from a range of vaguely obscure properties
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day in the life
~all photos taken by yours truly~
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patronsaintofdelusion · 7 months
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as my user implies, i'm dealing with it by becoming delusionally religious
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patronsaintofdelusion · 7 months
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really wanna be the swave bitch reading philosophically radical litfic in a cafe but instead i have to regularly have panic attacks about said philosophies
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patronsaintofdelusion · 10 months
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when sartre waxed poetic about the abject nature of conciousness and the truly nauseating experience of being known; i felt that
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gonna start telling people i don’t like that their outfits clash with the color of their auras
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men always be copying their wives diaries and subsequently becoming the most famous literary auteurs of their time
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