#chb update

[cabin9sblog]

Tasia (me): So you’re (finally) dating Katie? Travis: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense. Connor: That’s literally a wedding ring.

[chb-updates]

Attention Campers!

The Hunters Of Artemis and the Romans are both visiting for Christmas this year! To minimize chaos, we need all of Camp Half-Blood to be on their best behavior.

Of course, Capture The Flag is an exception.

~Love from Cabin 10, Drew T.~

[the-ghost-king]

considering the state of camp it's likely half of will's medical equipment is failing or from a previous century and therefore so out of date there's no longer parts made for it, so not only are you being prepped for surgery where your surgeon is like 15 but he also walks in with the most out of date unrecognizable equipment you've ever seen and then knocks you out with the anesthetic....

[the-algebra-thing]

you can call me apollo and give me all your fears of the future

annabeth is there also obv. who do u think is taking the photo

[louisemaurin]

physically in my room with seven different assignments due in two days during fkn February.

Mentally laying in the grass field with Katie, Malcolm and Josh mid July, gossiping about different campers while planning how we’re gonna get revenge on the Stolls later this day.

@grumpylia

[waitingonher]

ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO! — [leo valdez dating headcanons]

author's note: i am ladies. where's my irl leo...wtf.

you and LEO VALDEZ are the definition of “if you do it, i’ll do it.” (a VERY common phrase in your relationship)

istg this guy is down to do ANYTHING. you wanna play dress-up and do his makeup? go ahead. you wanna participate in some cheesy couple trend? of course! he’d do anything to make you happy <3 (even if it means ruining his dignity) 

leo has so much love for you, and he is NOT afraid to show it. he for sure owns a million different variations of the “i ❤️my girlfriend” tee-shirt. he’s worn them so much that even chiron and mr. d stopped pestering him for not wearing the chb shirt 😭 

y’know that one topic you could talk about for hours on end? yeah, well you’re the topic leo could talk about for hours on end. you always feel bad for the unfortunate new camper who decides to ask “who’s on your shirt?” it always ends in them making an excuse to get out of the conversation. 

some may say he’s obsessed…i just call it the bare minimum!! 🤗

leo absolutely LIVES for your little gossip sessions. he’s not one of those bf’s who will try to give actual advice on how to handle the situation,, he’s the type to fully shit talk the person with you 😭 you guys are literally the “she’s also ugly…” audio and i know for a fact you guys have made a video using it LMFAO

he also has the entire timeline memorized. he could tell you exactly what month, what day, and what time so and so wronged you if you asked 😭 leo’s absolutely invested and will ask for updates every so often. 

considering how leo spends so much of his time in bunker 9, it’s almost your second home at this point. you can’t even begin to count how many times you’ve fallen asleep sitting with him as he’s worked on a project. but leo always carries you to bed! there’s no way he could allow his girlfriend to wake up with a sore neck! 

speaking of bunker 9, leo keeps a bulletin board full of photos with you and all your friends next to his workbench! when working on a particularly hard project, he’ll look over at the photos for some motivation. 

there’s nothing better than successfully convincing leo to come to bed, especially during those cold winter nights. he’s basically a big heater that can walk and talk. and leo’s super duper big on cuddling so it’s even better. why invest in a heater when you have him? 

LMFAO it’s so funny when it’s summer and he’s basically on his knees begging for cuddles 😭 it’s only then that he curses his strangely high body temperature.  

i also think it’s canon that leo’s a good cook…?? so you’re always eating good with him!! he just loves seeing your reaction to his food, especially when it’s your cultural food. leo knows how important it is to you and to know he could provide some semblance of what you grew up with, it makes him beyond happy. 

when you give him hugs from behind while he’s cooking >>> 

he melts every single time.

omg. breakfast in bed with leo. him shirtless wearing an apron that says “kiss the cook” while bringing you a plate with all your favorite breakfast foods <33 

pda king 🙏🙏 he loves pda, but not in the gross, obnoxious way. leo’s obviously smart enough to know when it’s the right time and place. 

he’s also really big on “splitting the pole” LMFAO 😭 if you’re walking down the street and a street sign is in the way he will literally pull you to his side while screaming, “don’t split the pole!” babes…it’s not that serious 🤒

his love languages are words of affirmations and acts of service. there’s nothing better than coming home to cuddle with you as you whisper sweet nothings into his ear after a long day. he really values all your thoughts and opinions, so it means so much to him when you say these things. 

when it comes to you, leo’s so incredibly supportive with everything you do. the minute you even slightly hint about picking up a new hobby, he’s already encouraging you to do it. 

he gets so upset when he gets those “these initials are soulmates” videos and your initials aren’t together 😭 one time you woke up to an entire essay-length text from him explaining why you two are extremely compatible in response to a video that said “these initials aren’t compatible” 

leo’s VERY attentive, especially when it comes to you. at this point, it’s like he knows you better than you know yourself. he always knows what you’re gonna say simply by your reaction. his brain literally goes “oh her right eyebrow raised slightly, i think she likes it!” and he ends up being right too.. 😭

or when he goes shopping without you and he sees something he thinks you’d like, and it ends up being something you’ve been wanting for the past few weeks?? at this point he might be reading your mind…

this also makes him the best gift giver ever! it could’ve been something you barely mentioned before bed, but he made a point to remember it and surprises you with it. 

he also likes to make you little gadgets that you never would’ve even thought of but are so helpful. one day you walk into your bathroom and leo’s sitting there polishing his newest project, and he tells you it’s a towel heater he made for you??? 

leo absolutely loves your family and will do everything in his power to build a close relationship with them. he knows how happy it makes you and he also just genuinely enjoys their company too! ooh and if you have siblings, especially if they’re younger, he just adores them to death…UGH he’s so so good with kids. 

whenever he buys you flowers, he also buys some for your mom too!! and considering his mechanic skills, he loves to work with your dad with his car/whatever needs fixing around the house  😭😭 your parents basically treat him like their own son and leo feels so incredibly lucky to have you guys in his life. 

this guy’s your #1 hype man + your personal tripod. when he’s taking your picture he’s literally screaming compliments behind the camera while suggesting poses for you to do 😭 he’s just so silly like that! and then when you post it, he’s up in the comments like “i took these where’s my credit  🤨🤨” 

you guys are at each other’s cabins so often that no one’s ever fazed when you’re at the door. they’re just like “who’s at the door?” “just y/n again.” 

and his siblings absolutely love you to death. they see how happy you make him and they love you for it. but they’re also strangely protective of you too. when you and leo get into those rare arguments they’re always like “what’d you do this time  🤨?” to him LMAO 

ugh but your younger siblings and his younger siblings all look up to you guys like you’re the pinnacle of love. it’s genuinely so sweet,, they always talk about how they want a relationship like you two when they’re older 

dancing in the refrigerator light but in bunker 9 under his workbench light.

i like to believe that leo always has music playing when he works, so when a good dancing song comes on, he’ll drop whatever he’s doing to dance with you. 

sometimes it’ll be a song where you guys are just silently slow dancing together or it’s a song that has you two jumping up and down going crazy. the duality of his playlist! 

i just KNOW that at some point in your relationship, leo makes you a promise ring gjkdslfsl and i bet the stone has some sort of significance to you guys.

sometimes when you can’t wear it on your finger, you’ll string it onto your chb necklace and he just gets so giddy knowing that you care that much about it 😣

SPEAKING THROUGH MORSE CODE WITH HIM?? specifically when you’re in bed, both are too tired to talk, so you feel him tap “i love you” against your skin and you send the message back. 

can we all collectively agree that leo is like the most perfect boyfriend ever?? 😍😍 thanks!

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

UPDATED 1/29/24

this was inspired by @lubble-underscore's post and I decided to expand on the iceberg and see how much I could throw on it

thanks to the Discord server for filling in on things that didn't cross my mind! :D

feel free to save and highlight what you know :3 Links to many of these things are below - some are not tho!

Tier 1 - do we even need to SAY anything?

pathetic little meow meow

bisexual

unreliable narrator

Tier 2 - surface level/easy to see

superiority/inferiority complex

bitchsexual (i mean... points to commodus)

raised chiron (see CHB Confidential)

Tier 3 - complete read-through/reread; taking first steps into fandom

breaks cycle of abuse

polldona

great with kids, actually (see Harley, Georgie, ect.)

ordered pizza to chb (see The Hidden Oracle)

domains contradict

best godly parent

still heavily affected by past lovers (see The Whole Series)

Tier 4 - digging a little deeper

love life isn't actually terrible

definitely tried to bang frey at least once (see that One throwaway line in The Hidden Oracle)

malewife malewhore manslaughter

broke up the beatles because paul jilted him (Discord)

sees the faces of primordial gods (see The Hidden Oracle)

copollo could have worked

catboy but cats are competition (See The Tyrant's Tomb; submitted by @trials-of-apollo-my-beloved)

freakishly high pain tolerance (See THE ENTIRE SERIES)

Tier 5 - holy shit we're on to something

that apollo & jesus fic (Discord)

knew hades had kids in TTC

pressured to be the perfect son

fatal flaw is love

not as close to hermes as he used to be

seahorsed kayla

patron of CHB

roman apollo au (Discord: Creator chronictheorizing)

Tier 6 - wait what. OH!

was forced to punish halcyon green

deathsong (Discord: Creator @txny-dragon) (addition)

kids are greek & roman

michael yew is most like him

brings change by being his true self and not the fake one (Submitted by @/txny-dragon)

laomedon is why he hates slavery (Discord: Creator @ukelele-boy)

intentionally made the orientation video to communicate info on the gods

Tier 7 - what the fuck did we get ourselves into

directed travis & conner to tartarus tongs

Apollo x Orion is peek hateship (Discord: Origin in Tsari's server during Eclipse)

unlocked heavenly prophecy powers during trials

dated oscar wilde and inspired the picture of dorian gray (Discord)

half-titan theory

tartarus regenerated him

imperial kids were meant to usurp the olympians

Tier 8 - we're in too deep but will never come out

knows estelle is omen of end of the world

[aroaceleovaldez]

updated list of my riordanverse scrys on flight rising. the number just keeps growing. scried like the entire TA just for funsies.

(Guide: Percy, Percy 2, Annabeth, Reyna, Leo, Jason, Thalia, Nico, Hazel, Luke, Kelli, Ethan, Silena, Chris, Alabaster, Lou Ellen, Alex Fierro, CHB, Camp Jupiter)

[soov]

THE DEViL WEARS PRADA ⪩⪨ SCOOBY GANG!

Aphrodite’s favorite son, 𝐏ark 𝐒unghoon, was flawless in every aspect. From looks to personality and reputation, all seemed to make him the epitome of perfection. However, there was one thing that he didn’t master: fighting. This is the story of Sunghoon’s downfall in a capture the flag game, or worse — him getting saved by one of Hades’ kids.

“SCOOBY GANG” : the most popular friend group in chb. the oracle once said they are a boy band in another universe...?

𔓕 PARK SUNGHOON!　& his priv @ heartmiuccia

　aphrodite’s favorite child and the olympus’ most cherished demigod. loves prada, anything fashionable, and doing his skin care routine. falls in love too easily and with too many different people.

𔓕 LEE HEESEUNG!　

　son of zeus and cocona’s older brother. thinks he’s really funny for calling most gods his siblings since... they are technically his siblings. no one finds it funny, though.

𔓕 PARK JONGSEONG!　( JAY )

　son of athena. head of the chess club that he founded. learned how to play most instruments with sunoo (he says jay is really gifted with musical knowledge).

𔓕 SiM JAEYUN!　( JAKE )

　son of poseidon. absolutely DESPERATE for a sibling, and updates his bio daily. his dad was more present in his life than any other demigod’s... blame poseidon for being madly in love with his wife for decades.

𔓕 KiM SUNOO!　

　son of apollo. head of his cabin and the most skilled when it comes to healing. natural blond who always cuts sunghoon off when he says they’re twins.

𔓕 YANG JUNGWON!　

　son of iris. has helped many demigods to come out by making rainbows with the colors of their flags show up on top of their heads (made them venmo him cash later). #0 gojo satoru stan who claims that he met his mom.

𔓕 NiSHiMURA RiKi!　( Ni-Ki )

　son of nike. fed up with the jokes about “niki and nike”, him wearing nikes slash his mom, her not being creative with his nickname, and so on. he’s considering squaring up against people since he’s going to win, either way.

past 𓏸 archive 𓏸 future

GENRE opposites attract, percy jackson au, smau | PAiRiNG park sunghoon & f!reader

© SOOV, 2O24.

[thaliagracesgf]

is it casual now? masterlist

percy jackson's older sister, and luke castellan

this masterlist contains all my current ideas, feel free to drop me more! this series will span their childhood/early chb years, establishing their relationship, their relationship, pjo, and an alternate non-ending which will include some heroes of olympus content!

update 3/6: it's getting intense in here folks! updating to give hints about what may be coming in the future. fyi, i might not post in order here.

childhood

i realize that capture the flag is not the most dangerous camp game

the year pre-tlt

i hail a cab with a goat, and make some questionable decisions at a party 6.6k

i get a boyfriend 1.2k

our friends get a shock (not)

the lightning thief (the first crack in the glass)

i get a cabinmate

my boyfriend is a raving lunatic

i cry to my mommy

sea of monsters

i get another cabinmate

i commit a horrible act of betrayal

the titan’s curse

we follow our friends south

battle of the labyrinth (where my plots diverge)

my brother gets flustered and blows himself up

my ex gets some new contacts and a hair care routine

the last olympian

my brother kills my ex

au ending (battle of the labyrinth onwards) 

i am awoken in the night

i am not camp half-blood’s favorite person

the heroes of olympus (au)

i make an enemy 370

[unitt-10]

*taps mic*

You hey you hey pjo fans here have a seat *gives you iced tea*

I understand that Will Solace is from Texas

But I need to remind yall that he’s from Austin

Austin which is known for being the weird gay cousin who went to art school in Texas

Austin is known as the city of live music, has some iconic street art and the largest population of bats that live in an urban location. (No really they live under Congress Bridge and pretty cool)

Austin, if anything, is suffering from the fact that it’s the largest growing city in the country and therefore much of old Austin icons and features are being destroyed

Literally the motto for this fucking place is “Keep Austin Weird”

The other thing is that Will traveled with his mom on tour when he was young, and then became an all-year camper when he was ten

If this mf went back to Austin he’d be confused as shit because “What do you mean ___ was closed/shut down/demolished!”

Yes, I agree that feral Will is fun! I do! But I cannot express enough that Will is less feral and just Weird and so I give my list of hcs:

-Will likes disgustingly sweet iced tea and puts hot sauce on fucking everything

-Will, when he’s walking, will just wave at people to greet them (evidenced by the fact that in neighborhood setting drivers and pedestrians wave at each other)

- Even though the plates in the dinning pavilion magically conjure whatever is asked of it, Will stands by the fact that the BBQ is just not as good as authentic Texan BBQ

- Will did not know how to ride a horse until going to CHB I stand by this

- Will lives in this state where he’s both violently ashamed and pathetically proud to be Texan

- Has an unhealthy obsession with Texas wildflowers and occasionally asks the Demeter cabin to grow some every March

- Will can walk outside, look at the sky, sniff the air, and tell you whether or not it’s going to rain and he’s never wrong

- Polite as shit this boys got some manner it’s all sir and ma’am and it causes distress that there’s not a proper gender neutral option

- anyone asks him where he’s from and instead of saying the state he specifies that he’s from Austin he doesn’t associate with the rest of the state

- he does own a pair of cowboy boots. For the bit

-HEB enjoyer (Popular Texas grocery chain)

- gets lost every time he visits Austin because the city is constantly changing

-Likes bats, critters and bugs (Nico doesn’t like bugs)

-maintains that Bluebell Ice cream is superior to all ice cream (Cookie two step my beloved)

- can dance the Texas two step (he teaches Nico and Nico teaches him how to waltz)

- knows way too many facts about Texas and its history

And I will continue to update this because I love Will and i refuse to let the Texas Stereotype take him

Edits:

- Because of living in an urban population, Will doesn’t have a Texas accent, but every now and then he’ll say a word slightly off/occasionally has relaxed vowels

- He has breakfast tacos every morning. The type of taco always chances but it’s always a taco

- He laughs manically whenever any camper complains about how hot it is because don’t talk to him about summer heat

[cabin9sblog]

Shane: What’s up?

Chiron: Oh nothing, just thought I'd come see what-

Chiron: …this room used to have four walls.

Harley, to his siblings: I told you he’d notice!

[chb-updates]

Attention Half-Bloods!!

Whoever keeps anonymously gifting Mr.D wine knowing he cannot drink it, he politely asks that you fess up before he finds out who it is himself.

-Cabin 10, Drew T.

(P.S. Thank you to whoever is doing it, it is very entertaining. -Stoll brothers)

[nofingjustaninchident]

okay but hcs abt jason grace dealing with the reader's period mood swings ? 👀 Like would he be confused at the reader's anger? Or would ge take the reader's insults to heart? :( what's your take? I'd love to read abt it!

period cramps

summary… hcs of jason dealing with reader period cramps

warnings… reader has a vagina and womb, swearing, i’m also in my period so DRAMA

now listening to… 505, arctic monkeys

in the first time it happened it was a roller coaster

you weren’t even dating yet

you were hanging out in his house and boom, the dam is broken

and you’d be so so embarrassed of the blood

and he’d be like “wtf it’s no problem, i had to deal with more blood”

he’d go to your cabin to get you a new pair of shorts, panties and pads

he’s a literal sweetheart about it, especially if you get cramps

he’d give you medicine, chocolate and, when you’re dating, all the cuddle you could want

he’s sooo understanding of your pain!

but just after a few hours

at first he honestly thinks you’re so pissed that you’d kill him if he even kissed you

so he called a few of his female friends and asked them for advice on his “problem”

and i only call it a problem because he really had no fucking idea on how to handle a period woman

in the end, you think he abandoned you when he leaves you to die in pain at your own mercy

but he’d be back with candies and a heating pad

he knows that you get snappy when you’re in your period, and now he’s used to it

but in the beginning he got really hurt with some mean stuff you said

now he understands that getting periods suck, and he supports you through the process

he makes sure to cover everything for you at camp

he lets you stay in his cabin if you’re at chb or at his private room in cj

he’s such a gentleman

if you don’t want to leave your bedroom, he brings you breakfast in bed

anyways, he always makes sure to make you feel loved and appreciated

periods still suck

but he makes them more tolerable

a/n: i’m so sorry i disappeared! i was studying for my finals, but now i have the winter break! so, hopefully, ill be more active till 8 of july, guys! again, im deeply sorry. btw, my rules are updated, if you please go check it out. again, my biggest apologies to everyone!

[thequestionisalwaysmangoes]

Hera: *rolls up to CHB ready to kidnap one (1) son of Poseidon*

Annabeth: *hugging Percy like a teddy bear in her sleep*

Hera: *tries to pull Percy away*

Annabeth: *growls*

Hera: *tries again*

Annabeth: *bites*

Hera: fuck it, both is fine.

Lupa: this one is already feral?

Juno: look if you can separate them, be my guest, but the blonde one bites and the other one has fought three titans that I know of and won, one way or another, and anyway, annoying as she is, Annabeth is generally one of the more useful demigods and would’ve been involved one way or another in the end.

Annabeth: *snarls in her sleep when Lupa approaches*

Lupa, who has made the mistake of underestimating a child of Athena exactly once and never again: you know what, fair enough.

Percy: *wakes up* Annabeth?

Annabeth: yeah?

Percy: do you remember anything

Annabeth: not really, you?

Percy: just your face.

Annabeth: aw, that’s sweet, I don’t super remember you, but i know if anything happened to you I’d rip Hera limb from limb and toss the pieces into the abyss.

Percy: who’s Hera?

Annabeth: that’s what I’ve been trying to figure out for the last ten minutes.

Lupa: bitch your demigods can already fight, what do you expect me to do with them for the next nine months?

Juno: look, i just need them out of the way for the next few months, if you can’t make it to nine, that’s fine, but i need at least three

Lupa: ugh, fine, I’ll think of something.

Lupa: why don’t you two try to find jobs or something?

Annabeth: we don’t know our last names and you expect us to know our social security numbers, birth dates, or who our legal guardians are and you expect us to be able to find jobs?

Percy: also, we don’t have reliable transportation since we lost that cop car to the gorgons and neither of us have had a shower or clean clothes in like a month.

Annabeth: i still can’t believe you thought it was a good idea to steal a cop car. How did you even know how to do that?

Percy: *shrugs* i think someone named Hermes was involved, but i have no idea how

Lupa: *under her breath* why did she have to take your fucking memories *at normal volume* you know what, fine. How do you feel about quests

Percy and Annabeth, in unison: terrible, why?

Link to part 2 (updated):

[wlntrsldler]

luke 110% gets him and five star those touch sensor bracelets for when they’re apart and she thinks they’re very corny but she loves when he’ll send a little tap at random times or before a show or before one of her games

he would!!!!! he probably got it for five star after they see each other for the first time since chb. the first few months of long distance was ROUGH for both of them. (luke's way of showing affection is words of affirmation and it's hard to do that when him and five star rarely have time to talk :( and he lovessss receiving physical touch which is hard to do on facetime!!!!! five star's love language is physical touch and she shows her love through acts of service/ physical touch

so before five star heads back to unc, luke gives her a touch bracelet (which she rolls her eyes at when he slides it on her wrist because this mf touched the bracelet the minute she turned around from him to get go through tsa) but she secretly loves it.

she never takes it off (except when she's in a game because it's not allowed. boo.) but by the time she makes it back to the locker room, the bracelet is pinging because luke keeps track of the score and knows when five star is back from the game. she does the same thing (follows concert update pages on twitter and touches the bracelet before luke gets on stage) and the bracelet actually saves their relationship in a way because they're both so busy with successful lives but having something so simple reminds them that they're thinking of each other always.

and when they finally say 'i love you,' five star sends three taps at random times of the day to remind him that she loves him! and luke will call her ASAP when she does just so he can hear her say it.

can you blame him though? he's a sucker for hearing the girl he's in love with say that she loves him! it's music to his ears.