#cheetos twisted puffs

[thefloofyfurret]

I made a colored version! ^_^

List of Bugsnax:

Bratworm

Broccli

Wedger

Twisted Cheepoof

Golden Kwookie

[meekahy]

Cool Ranch

This was from this request from anon!

Request:

can u, please🧎🏼‍♀️write something about Folio with a fem reader.? like him teaching her how to be a passenger on a motorcycle (💀) or trying to teach her how to drive one; them shopping at the supermarket because they want a movie night before a concert the next day;; thanks anywayss 💞 ♥️ 🤍

I also saw a tik tok of a couple leaving their helmets on in a book store and it was so cute. Imagine doing that with Folio!

“I’m nervous,” you admitted to Nick as he swung his leg over his motorcycle. Nick had dressed you up in leathers and a helmet. You felt out of place and your head felt heavy.

“I’ve got you. Don’t worry,” Nick smiled at you holding out his hand, and wiggled his fingers in hopes you would still join. You looked away shyly.

“I promise nothing will happen, honey,” he reassured you as he reached for you. Quickly, you wrapped your fingers around his hand as you carefully swung your leg over his motorcycle.

“Now what?” you questioned. 

Without letting go of your hand, he twisted to grab your other hand. Nick wrapped your arms around his middle.

“You gotta keep your arms around me, babe,” Nick smirked.

“Oh, gotcha,” you admit shyly, a blush graced your cheeks as you interlock your fingers together. Nick then started the motorcycle. The engine roaring to life startled you. It made you jump while Nick chuckled. 

He glanced back at you, “Are you good?”

“I think so,” you said into the intercom in the helmet. Nick smiled as he shifted gears and slowly left the driveway. “Hold on,” he announced as he sped up. Your arms snaked around his torso tighter. Nick smiled at the movement. You shut your eyes tight and rested your head against his shoulders. 

“Are you alright?” Nick questioned.

You lifted your head, “I think so. It just feels like you’re going so fast,” you confessed. 

“Sorry, babe,” he mumbled, “I’ll slow down a bit.”

He slows down and then after a little while, he pulls into the store’s parking lot.

“Okay, don’t get off until I say,” he requested. You agreed as he shut off the engine and flipped the kickstand up.

“Alright, love, you can get up now,” Nick assured you. You slipped your hand in his to steady you as you got up and off. Nick got off the bike and laced his hand with yours. You left the helmets on as you walked into the store. It was just a pain trying to deal with them.

Heading straight for the food section, you planned on gathering some snacks for a movie night tomorrow before he heads on tour again.

“What kind of snacks would you like?” you asked Nick.

“Hmm,” he squeezed your hand a few times before dragging you over to the chips section, “gotta have chips, babe.” “Doritos?” you considered. 

“Only if they’re cool ranch,” he responded as he reached for a bag. 

“What do you want? Let me guess, some Ruffles? But the cheesy kind?” Nick inquired.

“Oh wow, how did you know?” you whispered sarcastically.

“Babe,” he said as he turned to you and gazed into your eyes, “it’s because I know you more than I know myself.”

“You’re the sweetest, baby,” you muttered. 

“Can we get Cheeto’s Puffs too?” you said after a beat.

“Of course,” Nick replied.

You rested your head and helmet against his shoulder for a second before asking, “Do you want any candy?”

“Hell yes I do,” he exclaimed as he pulled you to the candy aisle.

“Oh! Let’s get Twizzlers! And maybe some chocolate?” you asked.

“Yes! And Nerd’s rope! I need some Nerd’s rope, babe,” he said as he looked over at you.

You grabbed the candy and started to pull him to another aisle. “Drinks?” you inquired.

“Dr. Pepper,” Nick sang. You laughed as he grabbed a bottle and then grabbed a bottle of Diet Pepsi for you.

“God, you know me very well,” you gushed, looking up to him.

Nick smiled a goofy smile as he directed you towards the checkout.

Out in the parking lot, Nick stashed the bags of snacks into the motorcycle. He got on it and held his hand out. You smiled, grabbed his hand, and got on the motorcycle with ease. “Wow, look at you, babe!” he cheered. Smirking, you enveloped Nick in your arms. Nick then started the bike and drove out of the parking lot. 

When you got home, you waited till Nick turned off the bike and put up the kickstand before you got up.

“Do you like riding the bike with me?” Nick asked as he took off his helmet. He walked over and helped undo the buckle on your helmet.

“I loved it, babe,” you mused as you wrapped your arms around his middle again. This time, he wrapped his arms around your shoulders and pressed a gentle kiss to your lips.

“That makes me so happy. You have no idea,” he confessed as he peeled himself from you reluctantly. He smiled to himself as he walked back to his bike to retrieve the snacks.

You walked into the house and planned on changing into some comfy clothes. Coming out into the living room, you switched on the TV while Nick put the bags of snacks on the coffee table. 

“I’m going to go change. Why don’t you pick a movie for us to watch, yeah?” Nick yelled while he walked to the bedroom.

You brought up Netflix and selected your profile. You clicked on movies and then started your search. 

“Find something?” Nick asked as he jumped on the couch and slipped an arm around your shoulder, pulling you close.

“Not yet, but there’s School of Rock?” you suggested. 

“Fuck yes! We have to watch that,” he shrieked as he reached up for his bottle of Dr. Pepper. You selected the movie and hit play. Jack Black dominated the screen as his funny demeanor and lines made the two of you belly laugh. 

“It’ll blow the classical music out your butt,” Jack Black’s character tells another while you quote the movie alongside Jack.

You and Nick quoted the movie, laughed, and sang as you cuddled close together.

“I don’t want you to go, Nick,” you confessed as the credits rolled. You shifted and looked up at his face.

He looked at you for a moment, the sadness on your face shown as he cupped your cheek with his hand.

“Oh, honey. You know I’ll miss you so so so much,” he professed as he leaned his forehead against your own.

“I know, I’ll miss you more,” you stated as a tear slipped down your cheek. Nick pulled away and wiped away the stray tear.

“Hmm, maybe you should come with me,” Nick proposed, looking you in the eyes.

You gasped, “Why didn’t I think of that?” You jumped into his arms, and he caught you with ease as he pulled you so close.

“I’m taking that as a yes,” he asked you.

“Babe, of course!” you exclaimed trying to hug him closer. You quickly crushed your lips against his in a hungry kiss. Your lips melted together as Nick’s hands roamed your body. 

You pulled back, gasping for air, “I should pack,” you whispered.

Nick chuckled, “Yes, you should. I should tell the guys.”

You hulled yourself from Nick’s lap and you skipped to the bedroom to grab your bag.

Nick pulled out his phone, giggling at your excitement. Having you by his side on tour would make his heart full. He couldn’t stop smiling as he texted the group chat. He couldn’t wait to spend so much time with you.

“BABE! How many pairs of underwear should I bring?” you screamed from the bedroom. Nick laughed so hard as he got up and headed to the bedroom.

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#OnThisDay: Mar 15th, 2018

Title: Baggy clothing with a extra puff

Here yet another a baggy clothing art with the Speedster Twins (Spot and Riya) & Vanilla. 😊👚👖 This time, their clothes we're extra fluffy puff. Making them even more warmer and softer before. X3🤗

Spot 🐶🏎️: Aw, man! The new formula makes our clothes extra puff and extra soft! 🥰🤗

Riya 🐰🏎️: Yeah, its like experimenting normal Cheetos transform into extra puff for extra tasty goodness, but with clothes! 🥰🤗

Vanilla 🐰🎀: Absolutely! This is super soft makes us super snuggle! Maybe, I'll do the same to my new clothes. 🥰🤗

Spot 🐶🏎️ & Riya 🐰🏎️: Mmmmm, us too! 😄

Did Aace created another formula? We're not sure, but someday will have his answered. 🤔

The Speedster Twins (Spot and Riya) - created by ME! Vanilla (Chowder OC) - owned by glassfu (dA) / SmileAhoy

[lavender-annd-lilac]

👻 Fics as Halloween Costumes 👻

YOU know how furniture moves and talks to each other behind our backs when we aren’t looking?

Well, fics do that too, so let’s see what costumes a random person (me) might make them wear for Halloween!

First up, we have.. this:

🎃 THE FIC:

You and I Were Forever Wild - @the-iceni-bitch​

🎃 THE COSTUME:

2 person horse costume: this fic is loosely about sports, and Sports are loosely about how teamwork makes the dream work!  And the dream here is apparently to look like a sinister facsimile of a horse. You will looove this if you are into the tough love thing I think. OH DID I MENTION MY COMMENTS FOR THIS STORY INCLUDE A FAKE AMAZON REVIEW? 

🎃 THE FIC:

 Meeting Bryce at a Charity Event - @the-iceni-bitch​

🎃 THE COSTUME:

Rich Strike: ya, it’s another horse costume, is it too much? Neeiiiggggh!! This fic has an underdog spirit just like its costume namesake. It was actually voted least likely to win the Kentucky Derby, and also least likely to then bite another horse and its owner

🎃 THE FIC:

Call me Ransom - @cherienymphe​

🎃 THE COSTUME: 

A punny costume! Example: French kiss - This fic has some twists and turns so I mean... are ready for this big brain stuff? 

Is that why you’ve been so kind to me? So your family would think we’re sleeping together…just to make it easier for us to actually sleep together?” 

🎃 THE FIC: 

High Value Hero (completed series) - @rustytricycle​

🎃 THE COSTUME: 

 Former President - just like ol’ 45 this fic plays by its own rules/laws. So better start saving up that Cheeto dust to achieve the perfect presidential tan.

🎃 THE FIC:

Cat and the Mouse (completed series) - @st3rgirl​

🎃 THE COSTUME:

 Big Bad Wolf - this purge AU will get you so full of adrenaline and fear you’ll huff and you’ll puff and you’ll blow all your money on home security

🎃 THE FIC:

Show Me - @thenhewaswrongaboutme​

🎃 THE COSTUME:

 Internet sleuth - get out your bubble pipe and sweatpants! Or just stay in your sweatpants and continue smoking (?) that bubble pipe because it’s time to solve a crime*!! 

🎃 THE FIC:

Honey Trap - @runa-falls​

🎃 THE COSTUME: 

 Napoleon - this fic is short n sweet, just like everyone’s fav mille-feuille pastry! Teeheehee

🎃 THE FIC:

 All Heaven in a Rage (completed series) - @jtargaryen18​

🎃 THE COSTUME:

Budget bedsheet Ghost - honestly, it’s all you will be able to afford after paying for the therapy you will need after reading this tbh. Maybe we’ll see each other in group therapy bestie! 

🎃 THE FIC:

Choosing Not to Lose Him - @kinanabinks​

🎃 THE COSTUME: 

 Construction worker bc you will need to rebuild your life piece by piece after reading. Hope you’ve got those zoning permits ready??

🎃 THE FIC:

Jake - @charnelhouse​

🎃 THE COSTUME:

 A Humble Waiter: this fic is out there doing honest work, just waiting for you to notice it hovering around your table, asking if the food is ok and if you need a refill for your glasses of just ice (no water) and extra ketchup or mustard.

🎃 THE FIC: 

Tell Me I’m Yours - @luxeavenger​

🎃 THE COSTUME:

 An Icicle - because just like an icicle, this fic can probably be used to commit murder and then bamboozle the cops when they can’t find the murder weapon. No smoking gun for you officers!!! 

🎃 THE FIC:

Undercover Sneak - @makeyoumine69​

🎃 THE COSTUME: 

 No costume ahaha, but if you plan to commit a murder and then hit up a few parties covered in blood before heading home - no costume is the perfect non costume costume for not getting arrested

🎃 THE FIC:

Rotten Game - @junipermuses​

🎃 THE COSTUME: 

 Monopoly Man - just like how the original game ruined thousands of lives, this fic will sneak into your life and then leave you hanging like you are Mufasa on that cliff. Better not have skipped arm day at the gym! 

(Spoilers lol)

*And by crime, I mean the like a clue style murder mystery except with conditioner: Who is the culprit? It was the super soldier in the shower with the conditioner!!

dividers by @firefly-graphics​ :) 

Dancing ghost divider by@fuckyeah-pixels​ :) 

[power-chords]

"The weed bodega is becoming a recognizable type. Look first for innuendo in the name: Vibez, Cloudz, Exotic, Fog, Puff. A kaleidoscope of imported snacks is a big giveaway — Korean potato chips, rare Fanta flavors, Spanish Cheetos in the shape of soccer balls — as is a giant inflatable blunt, provided by the rolling-papers brand Raw, sitting in many windows like a homing beacon. The décor is street-art juvenilia with a stoner twist and an adolescent raunchiness. At an 'exotic snacks' store on the part of Fulton Street where Clinton Hill becomes Bed-Stuy, the guy behind the counter eagerly asked me to smell a nug of something labeled 'Stripperella.' On the walls, the Queens-based graffiti artist Hugus, a kind of weed-bodega Banksy who has worked in 50 shops in the last year and calls his style 'trippy cartoons,' has spray-painted Daffy Duck ripping a bong so hard his top hat has blown off and Rick and Morty swirling, heavy-lidded, in a cosmic sky above. On Nostrand and Dean, a store with the motto 'Read and Weed' also features Rick and Morty in a mural next to volumes of Camus."

[inkforhumanhands]

i'm having posting withdrawal

so have a little snippet of the upcoming chapter 6 of Epistaxis Anime. the boys are discussing what special powers they'd like to have.

“How else would I pass Gallo’s class?”

“Oh come on,” Foggy said, ripping into the bag of Cheetos. “As if you’re not already blowing the rest of us out of the water. You’ve gotta use your powers for more interesting stuff.”

“Like what?” Matt cautiously dipped a hand into the Cheetos and pulled out one of the twisted cheese puffs. He’d always resented them and their tenacious residue, but perhaps it was time to give them another chance. He popped the Cheeto in his mouth and chewed it while Foggy answered.

“Well, ethical concerns aside, don’t you ever wish you could, like, check in on what someone’s thinking?”

“What, you mean like mindreading?”

“Technically, yeah,” Foggy hedged. “But I don’t mean that I’d want to hear their every inner thought. Sometimes I just want to be sure, you know, that I’m not fucking things up.”

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[dogmomwrites]

Get to Know Me Tag

@blind-the-winds tagged me for this like,,,a week ago? whoops. Thanks for the tag, even tho it took me a while to respond!

Since it took me so long to get to it, everyone has pretty much already done this tag multiple times, but since today is also Thursday/Blorbo Blursday, I'm gonna continue the tag with a little twist. Instead of answering as yourself, you have to answer as/for one of your ocs!

Tagging @blind-the-winds, @penspiration-writing, @fearofahumanplanet, @ghost-town-story, @andromedatalksaboutstuff, @houndsofcorduff, @memento-morri-writes, @inkspellangel, @bookish-galaxy, and @bardic-tales

My responses will be under the break!

Relationship Status: still married! Glad that hasn't changed lmao

Favorite Color(s): purple, black, and silver-gray

Favorite Food: I don't have a single favorite food, but I have a weakness for Cheetos Puffs. They're just air and a little plastic with cheese powder thrown on, and yet I cannot resist 😔

Song Stuck in My Head: Wishing Well by Shaman's Harvest, even though I've got other stuff playing

Last thing you Googled: Wardruna, because they now have the dvd copy of First Flight of the White Raven (which was a concert they streamed last year) up for purchase. I love Wardruna and they're fantastic live, so I was looking into that

Time: 15:18

Dream Trip: a cabin in the mountains where the air is chill and fresh, and there's a couple feet of snow for my dogs to run and play in, then we all come inside and warm up by the fire with some hot cocoa. Except the dogs just get warmed milk cuz they can't have chocolate

Last Thing You Read: Something a friend wrote where he killed off all the MCs not far into it. I asked what he intended to do with the story now that all the characters were dead and he had no idea lmao

Last Book You Enjoyed Reading: The Darkest Hour by Erin Hunter. It's the sixth and last book in the original Warriors cats series

Favorite Thing to Cook/Bake: I'm not actually a big fan of cooking or baking, so I just like whatever's easiest tbh like frying an egg to go on some toast lol

Favorite Craft to do in Your Freetime: I don't actually give myself much time for crafts anymore, but I do enjoy knitting when I actually have a project in mind, and I'm trying to learn how to draw because I'm just really really bad at it

Most Niche Dislike: when someone tells me to do something as I was just about to do it. It's so annoying and I always refuse to do it for a few minutes even tho I know I'm being stupid and petty. I just can't help it

Opinion on Circuses: I've never been, so I have no personal opinion. I have motion sickness, so even when I'm on medication, I have to be careful about going on rides at amusement parks

Do You Have Any Sense of Direction: absolutely not. I can tell left from right and that's about it. Any time I'd go into a dungeon in Skyrim, it would take me an hour to find my way back out. I'm completely hopeless

[thisisthelifeiwant]

Wieiad when I know I can't avoid eating

I usually med to high restrict but I do less if I know I'm going to be around people who 1. make me eat and 2. know what I want to eat so I can't lie and say I don't want it

Sw - 128.8 lbs

Height - 5'4

Bmi - 22.1

Day 1 - 515

Fast - 18 hrs (highly recommend fasting to keep yourself from eating "just one bite")

Food:

White monster - 10

Sugar free mocha - 105

Cheeto puffs - 60

Homemade cheesy pasta ~ 600 I have to guess cause we don't use a recipe for it :(

Exercise:

Walking - 60

Cardio - 200

Total: 775 - 260 = 515

Day 2 - 425

Fast - 24 hrs (my longest fasting record!!!)

Food:

White monster - 10

Crystal light (bad 🤢) - 5

Cherry pepsi zero - 0

Homemade cheesy pasta leftovers ~ 600

Sips from my girlfriend's cherry limeade - 10

Exercise:

Running/walking 2.1 miles - 200

Total: 625 - 200 = 425

I use this to calculate my running and walking calories and then split the difference between 1% and 2% incline to account for running and/or being outside

Day 3 - 1235

Fast - 14 hrs

Food:

Strawberry monster - 10

Spicy chicken sandwich - 238

Cookie - 90

Fries -30

Mac and cheese - 600 my girlfriend switched our plates so i had the bigger amount :(((

Mini twix - 50

Starburst - 20

Cheeseburger - 221

Fries - 300

Sauce - 20

Diet dr pepper - 0

Exercise:

Used this but had to stop early cause my mom got home and burpees make too much noise on the second floor :/

30 push-ups - 12

60 sec arm circles - 10

30 burpees- 13

35 squats - 12

40 jumping jacks - 17

1 min wall sit - 5

10 min tiny waist pilaties - 75

Work - 200

Total: 1579 - 344 = 1235

Day 4 - 1690

Okay so I not only started my period this day but it was also my gf and I's one year anniversary so don't judge me too harshly

Food:

One belvita thing - 115

Most of a cheeseburger - 250

Soft pretzel - 400

Cheeto puffs - 140

Tiny bit of funnel cake - 30

Chocolate icecream cone (it was free :D) - 400

Iced mocha - 400

Diet cherry limeade - 5

Cheddar bites - 320

Pretzel twist (can you tell I like pretzels) - 250

Bite of my gf's food - 30

Exercise:

Walking - 200

Jumping - 350

Playing tetherball (I cut my hand open 😔) - 100

Total: 2340 - 650 = 1690

Day 5 (final day) - 1737

I went to the city with my gf (hour and a half away) and we went and got so much food and I didn't realize how many calories were in all of it :(

Food:

Cinnamon roll donut - 280

Pepsi zero cherry - 0

Wings - 409

Mozzarella sticks - 260

Pepsi zero - 0

Boba - 528 (why so much 😭😭😭)

Pizza - 500

Bread sticks - 300

Cinnamon sticks - 300

Coke zero - 0

Exercise:

Walking - 570

Total: 2307 - 570 = 1737

End stats

Ew - 130.4 lbs

Bmi - 22.3

Honestly, I was worried it was gonna be so much worse so I'm not too upset about the 1.5 lb gain. I can work that off in no time, tho I really wish I didn't get that boba now that I know how many calories are in it :((

[host-club]

Bring back Cheetos twisted puffs

[lovelybarnes]

bucky doesn't share food- b. barnes

pairings: bucky barnes x reader, platonic!sam wilson x reader, platonic!!natasha romanoff x reader, platonic!steve rogers x reader, platonic!sam wilson x bucky barnes

warnings: cursing, i think that’s all?? this is a crackfic lol

about: based off friends, bucky doesn’t share food.

god, you hated when sam was right.

you despised how he would shove it in your face for two weeks and parade around the compound like he just won the fucking lottery or something.

but he was right, and you didn’t care enough to pretend like he wasn’t; so you sat on the couch, blowing out a short breath as you glared at the door, acting like you weren’t staring a piece of whatever-the-hell-it-was-that-tony-made-his-doors-out-of down. the television was on in front of you, playing a stupid reality show that you watched when you didn’t feel like thinking, and you didn’t bother trying to feign any interest in it, choosing instead to huff and puff on the couch like a child.

sam was watching you from the kitchen with steve, shaking his head with a disgusted look. you barely acknowledged him when he threw himself over the couch to sit next to you. “he’s so old, y/n, stop moping, as much as i love being right, it isn’t as enjoyable when you’re just sitting here like a sack of potatoes, continuously proving my point.”

you ignored him, hmphing when steve came over behind you, “why don’t you just tell him? i told you he likes you back.”

“beth,” sam corrected, and you waved him off, settling yourself in front of the television but looking at the door.

you frowned at him, peeling your line of sight off of the door and on steve’s face, “what are you, six? do you want me to leave him a note in his room telling him i ‘like him?’” you mocked, knowing he was right but being too stubborn to accept it, “besides, if he actually had feelings for me, would he be going out on a date with joana?”

sam shrugs, “steve doesn’t go on dates.”

“he doesn’t know you have feelings for him because, you know, you haven’t told him,” sam reminded, and you scowled at him.

“have i not been obvious? every time he goes on a date, i sit on this damn couch until he gets back so he can complain about his date to me. do you do that for steve, sam? do you?”

you groan, and disregard how steve makes an offended noise and begins to argue with sam from behind you.

you hear the footsteps of a certain super soldier on the pavement outside and smack sam’s arm, thrashing your arms in an attempt to shut the men around you up, instead slapping steve’s jaw.

“y/n!-”

“shh!” you shush, pushing him away, “go do something in the kitchen, if you’re just standing there, it’ll look suspicious.”

“i’m always standing here-”

“oh, i love the early seasons,” sam responded, and you nodded, “i know, so act like it- shhh, he's coning-”

“go away!” you rush, faking the focus on what you realized was love island. you poked sam’s ribs, “this is one of the ones in the early seasons.”

“you were the one talking-”

“oh, hey buck! i didn’t realize i’ve been sitting here since you left for your date!”

sam shot you a look, which you pretended you didn’t see.

“your best friend is impossible! okay, so they’re sitting at the table, bucky just ordered fries and beth reached over to get like, two, and-”

natasha trailed behind bucky, an annoyed look on her face. “i can’t believe i took off a whole afternoon to drive you to your date and back here for you to be so childish!” she complained.

you raised an eyebrow, “what happened?”

you suck a breath in through your teeth, shaking your head, and natasha stares at you incredulously, bucky pointing at you and nodding madly, “you mean you know about the food thing?”

you look at her like she’s gone mad, “of course i do! bucky doesn’t share food- sam, don’t you remember the other day?” you ask, twisting your head to sam.

sam nods, “the other day, he was eating cheetos or something, he had the whole bag in his hand, and i reached over for one, one, because he was almost done with them, and he threw me off the couch! grumpy old shit.”

natasha scoffs, glancing at bucky, “but i’ve seen you share with y/n-”

you cut her off, “it’s a rookie mistake, happens to everyone,” you start, “i’m just sorry your date didn’t go well, buck,” you lie, and your finger jabs at sam’s side when he gives you a pointed look.

sam shakes his head at you both, “idiots,” he mumbles.

“i can’t believe this… ridiculous,” natasha mutters as she walks away to the kitchen, and bucky sighs sadly.

“yeah, me too,” he pauses for a second, then smiles, falling on the couch on the other side of you, “so what’re we watching, doll?”

-

bucky makes a displeased face at your words, “i know,” you say before he can respond, and he takes the remote control.

the next day, you’re sprawled on the couch again after sparring with steve, your muscles aching. you don’t find the energy in you to move when you hear bucky moving around in the kitchen, only greeting him when he sits down next to you. he’s holding a bowl of gummies, and you drop your head against his shoulder. “what happened to you?” he asks, holding out the container to you, and you gladly take some candy, murmuring a thank you.

“steve. he’s really ruthless today, i think sam’s jab at him about being a hundred year old virgin got to him after he heard pepper and tony’s activities this morning.”

“okay,” sam says slowly, watching as you take candy from the basin in bucky’s hands and shove it in your mouth without a word from bucky. he decides to take a chance, reaching for the food inside the small bowl, and getting pushed off of the couch.

you’re halfway through an icarly episode when sam comes by, sitting on bucky’s other side. “why are you guys watching icarly?” he asks, and bucky shrugs.

“i wanted to introduce bucky to the factors of my childhood. you know, before i got kidnapped and stuff,” you reply.

“what the hell! you just let y/n have some!”

you nod thoughtfully, putting a gummy worm inside your mouth.

“no i didn’t. she forced me. she’s ruthless,” bucky deadpans, and you nod from his side.

“bucky doesn’t share food,” you add.

bucky agrees, “i don’t share food, stop touching my food.”

[thefloofyfurret]

Sorry, no colors on these bugsnax of mine yet ^~^;

[blackberryshawty]

1. Have you tried Cheetos twisted flamin’ hot?

2. What is your favorite flavor of Cheetos ?

I haven’t.

My fav hot Cheetos are the hot Cheetos puffs and the crunchy limón. And the xxxhot.

[meowscarada]

there will come a time when you will eat a 2002-2012 discontinued snack for the very last time. you will be hungry and serve yourself the remainder of the bag after a long day. and you won't even realize it will be the last time you ever eat a twisted cheeto puff.

[everybody-loves-purdy]

Pebblewhisper here! Idk what wotsits are but cheeto PUFFS variety (they have regular puffs, twisted puffs, and even paws!) are where it’s at. Otherwise yeah cheetos aren’t where it’s at.

Hi Pebblewhisper!

Behold:

Wotsits

I always see Cheetos in American media and presumed they would be all good given the amount they are talked about, apart from the puffs I guess not lol

[canumoveurseatup-no]

why the fuck does it seem like i’m the only one that remembers the cheeto puff twists?!