#avengers funny

[ljlokijinx]

Steve, after Peter revealed his identity: You're telling me, I almost killed a FIFTEEN year old?!

Peter: Don't give yourself the credit honey, if that was you almost killing me, then i've already died thrice.

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: If anyone is feeling anxious or worried or even if you just want to chat, please, please do not come to me.

Tony:

Sam:

Natasha:

Steve: *sniffles*

Bucky: Oh! Come here baby doll!

[dailydoseofbooks]

avengers meeting before fighting thanos

tony: not naming names but if some people *looks pointedly at the guardians of the galaxy* actually did their jobs, thanos wouldn't have even gotten to earth

gamora: well, if some people *looks at Thor* didn't let their little brother steal an infinity stone and wreak havok thanos wouldn't have even cared about earth

everyone: *yelling*

everyone: *more yelling*

steve: guys! your all forgetting something! tony also put an inifinity stone into his stupid-ass robot

natasha: guys... he said a bad language word

peter: what?

tony: it's an inside joke kid, you'll understand someday

thor: *just walks in* someone said there was drinks?

[catchymemes]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[shutinthenutouse]

[dianagj-art]

BETRAYAL!

In my head this is how the two managged to land on 3rd place lmao (One is surprised but not dissapointed)

There's so many branches to this poll now that I didn't know where to add this on so this gets its own post, pls make yourself a favor and check all the reblogs of that poll, there's so much good art and very funny tags from everyone

Bonus with the bestie:

LM leo @daedelweiss

RR leo @red-rover-au

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[ircn-dad]

Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.

Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: Getting up a 6am made me realize that 6am isn’t a place it’s an emotion

Tony: 6am isn’t a place at all

Peter: That’s because it’s an emotion

[ljlokijinx]

Tony: WHERE are your self preservation skills?!

Peter: I put 'em in a locked jar and eat them on my toast!

[iamthehamburglar]

[uncharted-constellations]

Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."

*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*

"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

Avengers changing their heights

A saga

[fotibrit]

Crack fic i need

need tony mentioning that he created an element randomly and peter remembering his younger self being pissed off he had to re-memorize the new periodic table, and going off on Tony. Peter holds it over tonys head every time tony teases him. "you messed up my handwritten periodic table" "my science teacher hated you"

Tony giving an official apology to all inconvenienced nerdy children and science teachers from that era.

[marvel-payformytherapy]

Natasha Romanoff: "So, what's the plan?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at dawn."

Steve Rogers: "And if that fails?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at dusk."

Thor: "And if that fails?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at lunchtime. Keep attacking until we get it right."