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landoncrris · 1 year

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oh my god he is so attractive what the actual fuck

#like #literally how is that man real #the hand in pocket?? the gum chewing?? him fixing his hair?? the way he walks??#he’s so sexy i want to eat him #lando norris

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 11 days

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Vincent Price circa 1939

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isa-ah · 2 years

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We both were chosen by this destiny…

Why did it have to be us?

#sorry this is soooo low energy i’m rlly down rn #hero’s purpose #loz #oot #ganondorf #link #maybe the symbolism would have been better if i did oot zelda and impa with koume and koutake #or if i did skyward sword zelda and impa with demise #but this felt Correct anyway #truly the dialogue in episode 5 is still just. chewing on it. chewing on it. chewing on it.#treating spirit of the hero as an extension of the curse that strips link of his empathy and autonomy is sooooo sexy #that it’s all morally grey that no one is correct in this conflict and there is no hero and villain #just used children groomed into a life of compulsive bloodshed at hylia and demise behest #god #hylia just Using Him against his will as he starts to crumble and ganondorf losing his humanity for his tenderness #the recognition of each other as terrified miserable children seconds before they’re both killed. it’s so sad #bro idk major link is just a genius he’s a genius #it’s so fucking compelling and depressing and i really wish the mutually morally grey landscape would be acknowledged canonically

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invinciblerodent · 9 months

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going slightly feral today for characters who don't think of themselves as being "~into~" touch and physical intimacy suddenly discovering that they actually are, in like an embarrassingly huge way

"oh fine, I'll indulge you, but I'll have you know that I'm not exactly cuddly, darling. 🙄" (proceeds to wrap themselves around their partner in their sleep like a boa constrictor) (yes this becomes a regular occurrence)

"no dear, I don't like hugs" (does, in fact, melt into each embrace with a soft sigh and eyes sliding shut, all gooey inside like a person-shaped fudge brownie)

"how juvenile. I'm not ticklish, I'm not a child. 😒" (starts convulsing with stifled laughter if their partner as much as wiggles their fingers in their general direction) (no they are very cool I promise)

"don't touch me 😒" (secretly pouts when their explicit wish is respected. no wait come back i didn't mean don't as in don't, i meant it as try harder. yes i know that's counterintuitive. no you should read my mind exactly. how is that even hard--)

"*makes a longing 🥺 face every time their partner is doing something just out of their reach, wanting to touch them but not wanting to come off as ~needy~*" (scoffs and turns away when asked if they want a hug) ((that means "yes please"))

"ugh, fine, but if you ruin my hair--" (all but tears up at having their scalp gently scratched. finds that they do not give a solitary shit about their hair now, actually.) (yes, they will now regularly plop their head in their partner's lap as a silent request for scritches. they're not cuddly, though.)

will not hold hands. will, however, knock shoulders while walking. (it means try again. it means please never stop trying.)

#yes this post is in fact vaguely about #astarion #no yeah i have yet to crawl out of that hole #i'm thinking.... act 3 but before his quest #but listen. i am so far up that man's ass i can see his tonsils #for someone whose most commonly used voice line is “don't TOUCH me”#there are like. 4 or 5???? lines that I know of in which cuddling him is referenced #yes i know it's an old bone to chew that this man is beyond touch-starved but what can i say #i love denial. and lying #v sexy traits in a fictional character #but tbh this can apply to any character u like actually so. no specific tags beyond that #squirrel writes #bc why not #you know what now that i think about it? i can see Shadowheart in most of these too #but i don't exactly know yet yknow

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notsoattractivearenti · 1 year

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LOOK AT HIM. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIM

#all black outfit is one of my weakness #he makes chewing gums looks so hot like???#THE GODDAMN CHAIN #MY SEXY ASS HUSBAND RIGHT THERE #christian pulisic #annie’s gifs

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cometrose · 8 days

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ace attorney replay and god there is something so cool about edgeworth i don't know how to describe it he's just so grrrrr i need to bite you with my teeth i want to chew you in my mouth i love him.

he's such a shit when you first meet but by the 3rd trial/2nd meeting he's such a funky little guy. He's so charming and so pathetic but so cool i wish i knew how to describe him properly but edgeworth is such a joy

#miles edgeworth #ace attorney #most miserable sopping wet cat #but like he's so cool like he's so cool guys guys guys its edgeworth #you know how he's like i don't know why ladies want me #THERE IS SOMETHING #not even i know but its something #cool and distant but still kind and honorable #i played rise from the ashes last night and i was like damn son every thing went wrong for you in the past 2 months like they terrorized hi #'relive the horrors of your father's death vs part of your career and rise to fame has been built on lies and everyone hates you'#hes sexy in a cool way and sexy in a lame way #i want to stick him in my mouth and chew

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amiharana · 1 year

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show you what devotion is, deeper than the ocean is. 🤍

AHHHHH i can finally show you guys this AMAZING piece i commissioned from my incredibly talented good friend @senchee!! i asked sen to draw totk link as jeon jungkook of BTS in one of his promotional pictures for his new solo song ‘seven’ ft latto (which you should check out, banger song) and it turned out SO BEAUTIFULLY 🥰🙏 thank you so much to sen for your gorgeous work 🥺🫶 this is gonna keep me fed for like. ever. i love u sm ♡

(original reference photo of jungkook under the cut ^_^)

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soaps-mohawk · 3 months

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The way you write the scenes between Simon and omega and the tension between them feels like Nazareth by Sleep Token. There's the sensuality that implies a sexual relationship, yet at the same time, it could be lethal if not handled properly

Ugh that is so perfect anon I could kiss you 💋

That is them. That is 100% them. You have no idea

#bless you for thinking of this and bless sleep token for making sexy heart breaking music #how would you even describe their music #i wanna fuck you but let me emotionally destroy you first #you call my writing a rollercoaster try going through their discography #...is that why my writing such a rollercoaster??#i did start listening to them before i posted this fic #simon is so sleep token coded though just in general.#angsty and emotional yet sexy and strong #i need him carnally #let me devour him #chew him up and spit him out #consume him so he's eternally in my soul #universe let me become an eldrich horror i beg of you #answered #sm feralcore

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deva-arts · 5 months

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I didn't expect Amon to be so short. Baby man.

*Amon will remember that.*

Sonia's default state of being comes off pretty flirty, but it's soon made very obvious if she actually likes somebody. Amon is somewhat happy for his friend, but... Damn. Being rejected for Vincent of all people definitely stings. What does he have that Amon doesn't? a god complex? Stupid feathers? a bad voice?

Celebrities, man. Ugh.

Vincent has no idea what she's smiling so much for.

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vampupire · 7 months

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Thinking about the times where I was riding him, but started to get tired. So he would just grab my ass and manually move me up and down.. OHHHH MY GOOOOOOD DUDE

#I MISS MY BF #hes so sexy im gonna chew on him like a dog toy #BARKBARKBARK #mlm nsft #t4t mlm #t4t nsft #nsft #t4t #ftm nsft #trans nsft #nsft t4t

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maximaxstreasurebox · 2 years

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FINISHED SEASON 1 WOOHOOOOOOOOOOO-

also got introduced to this tumblr sexy man

#the clara-azz sibling energy is going so strong im chewing pillow #OMG KIRIO DUDE HE'S A BASTARD HAHAHAHAHHA-#even tho hes being a btch he still cares in some way :)#“oh but hes a bad bad guy” THEN WHY DID HE CATCH IRUMA WHEN FIREWORK BOMB WENT BAMM- *shaking bottle*#mr.tumblr sexy man is awesome #friend is internally shaking bcuz she wanna yell about the ring to me lol #mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #mairimashita iruma kun #screenshots #anime

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ruvviks · 6 months

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making new ocs is like crack cocaine to me

#personal #red and i are working on a new universe that's like. in pinterest keywords ~ retro futurism dark academia lovecraftian horror ~#it's got demons. it's got ghouls. it's got an eldritch god up in space. it's got space madness. you know how it is #the lore behind it is very tasty but it's too difficult to explain in tags but there's some logic behind it ok trust me #so far my squad is: a slutty astronomy professor. a blind psychic. a nun. an insane cosmonaut who bites people. and a widowed demonologist #doesn't that sound fun. doesn't that sound like something you would want to chew on #got the astronomy professor on the pottery wheel in my brain right now his name is rome solomon i'm making an edit for him #face claim is that louis guy from the vampire show because he's sexy. to me

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meownotgood · 2 years

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HELP ME HE LOOKS SO SEXY HERE

#chewing on furniture #the..... I....#I'm so tired I can't form coherent thought right now #BUT MAN IS HE SEXY #the sweat..... the angry look..... the narrowed eyes #I need him to look at me this way.#aki <3

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possession1981-moving · 2 years

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#anybody got some shards of glass i could chew on?#i’m on the fucking floor i’m cold sweating fr #the way that every thought in my head is completely completely unspeakable actually #i need to edit an encyclopaedia so i can make an entry for the word sexy and use photos of him to illustrate so people get it #don’t read this btw #🌽post #jacob #*up #*ults

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rotzaprachim · 1 year

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minx is interesting. It’s interesting and it’s interested in things in a way that I find a lot of current media about feminism not to be. There’s an active interest into poking into some of the uncomfortable areas without simple conclusions when it comes to how feminism should relate to sex and the market/capitalism.

also really appreciate the unapologetic 70’s ness and the use of 70’s events, catchwords, buzz etc in a way that doesn’t always feel tee hee

#Like idk if it always comes to the Conclusions but is really interesting to see a show which is ABOUT feminism and what it actually is #With imperfect people #What does it /mean/ to make something feminist and what does it mean when that thing has to be sold #There’s a couple moments so far that are like well this would blow someone’s mind off #It’s interesting to chew on relative to Daisy jones lol #I’m not going to say it’s anti capitalist but it’s also not that type of subliminal capitalist fantasy show #That just ignores the demands of capitalism to write off a world for the people who’ve already won #Very much almost in Convo with something like the bold type or classic sex and the city for that #Like the whole second episode thing with the ads #the ads unapologetically sucking and being soooo sexist #And upper class country club goer white feminist Joyce /also/ being extremely confined mentally to sexist advertising #Like I hate the edible panties. U know what’s great? Shampoo and makeup #And Doug mentioning that if they /don’t/ advertise the cost of the magazine will go above most people’s ability to pay for it #Like. It’s a show Thinking about a lot of this #I think Joyce is so interesting because she’s both so much more radical and so much more flawed than a lot of the /girlboss/ characters out #There. She’s the rare example of an upper class white feminist that I think the narrative is aware of the class part at least #And she’s flawed and kind of mean and totally out of it #And also like. 5000% more radical than a lot of the the equivalents #Like she isn’t trying to publish Feel Empowered with Sexy Lipstick articles #She’s trying to publish articles about birth control marital rape and abortion access #And her issues often come from where the radicality of her vision is being compromised by praxis #Like that’s so interesting

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themournwatcher · 1 year

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chewing on this codex entry from inquisition. for my transman trevelyan. no further comments at this time please

#OKAY BUT I WILL ELABORATE IF ASKED I MEAN #the whole point of veremund is to be that sort of like #completely buying in and believing the religiosity #and how does he hold it in esteem and how does he hold it against himself being trans #anyways this could be so sexy.#im like. im chewing on it. house trevelyan perhaps the house of only daughters #daughter who is a son etc etc #mumbles #a redhead just to play into the blonde vs ginger andraste schism #veremund trevelyan #dragon age #cas meta

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