#chip is not beating the allegations

[leapdayowo]

Fish and chips

fish eat chips

[pink-wysteria]

eyo baby girl 😳

[justa-moth]

i love how both condi and milo know chip cant beat em

[shady-ratt]

[s0lar-ch3ri]

a point made by my non jrwi friend

so its so funny to think about how gryffin mentions to chip taht he wont beat the alligations, like its not a made up concept he said that in an ep

and my friend made me realise.

the alligations are fucking canon.

people on board the albatross are accusing chip of homosexuality.

imagine other islands thinking this too. other ships. even the goddesses. chips number one enemy? niklaus? no. price? no. his demons? close. NO ITS ACCUSATIONS OF BEING FUCKING GAY

"everyone's too busy wanting to kiss the bastard to realize the alligations are canon" is a raw fucking line and they are so real for it

hey edits so i see reblogs including credit! while i did play a part somewhat, the "non-jrwi enjoyer" is the one who made me think about this shit, and they are on tumblr! while i dont have permission for their ao3, my silly lil mutual is on tumblr as @arcadianxanadus so go follow them and shit, let them know i sent you, all that, okie byee esit over

[kimiibo]

Gatekeep Gaslight Gillion Tidestrider

Sketch + Unrendered + chip failing to beat the allegations

[doomordestiny]

not really canon, not really fanon, but a secret third thing

[hyperfocusthusly]

Listening to Heaven, Iowa on repeat and thinking about them

Something about I closed my eyes inside of your darkness and found your glow, something about scar crossed lovers

[cr1ms0nesp3ra-ac3]

Alright, I can tell that there will be so much angst going on this update.

Especially when Dark Choco came back at the end of the trailer video.

Also breakdown:

From what I see, the update is chinese-inspired. Apparently the dragons are there, that chinese version of chess is here and even there is two cookies that are chinese-inspired based! Imma' be fr yall- I don't think Caramel and Crunchy died from getting Thanos-snapped. So we may see them back in the other update!

And oh... Cacao and Choco, dad and son.. I think this will be the saddest reunion that they'll ever have..

We shall see then!

[teenagenutant]

hello! obsessed with your fusion au, the designs are so good! i love how the way the fusions speak is such a perfect mix of both voices, you’ve got the characters down so well. also what pronouns do the fusions use? i’ve seen some people use he, but it looks like you only use they/them for them? swag either way (curious in case i want to write them!) very excited for the donnie raph fusion and the donnie mikey fusion, that’ll be a fun pair to combine (important are galileos eyebrows real or not)

aw, thank you so much!! this au is partially an excuse to draw silly fusion designs and part an excuse for character/relationship studying, so it that me happy to hear- id like to explore it more soon!

and yeah, pronouns!

galileo- i use mainly they/them, but i think he/they also vibes parmigianino- he/him but frequently uses we/our for himself in a host kind of way lol angelico- he/her, and uses third person about as often as raph does caravaggio- he/him, also uses third person sometimes but its mainly accidentally calling himself raph or leo and confusing himself LOL

(and also while we're here, these guys!) don+raph- it/its, but rarely refers to itself as an individual don+mikey- any/all, i think!

and to answer your final very important question: one of them is real and they have to draw the other one on

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Honestly my biggest flex is that Raven of Crimson Dawn and Riley of PastorCraigEnjoyer would get along incredibly well

[clownfire]

Riptide’s themes of found family mean so much to me. 

Pirate crews are literally found families IN THE TEXT.  The way Roofus talks about the Black Rose crew choosing to collectively raise Chip and Lizzie. Jay’s arc can be read as being about the disconnection with one’s birth family experienced by many queer ppl. ALMOST EVERY CONVERSATION WITH DREY. Ollie is basically the Albatrio’s son.

I AM A SUCKER FOR FOUND FAMILY TROPE, ESPECIALLY ONES THAT DON’T JUST REPLICATE NORMATIVE FAMILY STRUCTURES!11!!1!!!!...!

ishouldmakeapowerpointpresentation...

[quibbs126]

Also randomly but does anyone else think that Mercurial Knight even sounds kind of like Crunchy Chip?

Like it’s not exactly the same, but his voice reminds me of Crunchy Chip

[darealsaltysam]

“we throw it there’s a chance we lose him!” and they say fish and chips isnt rea- *i am shot down by a hitman and die instantly*

[markmentomoreef]

“Mom, where do you want me to put these Fish n Chips?”

CONDI I LOVE YOU FOR THAT

[doomordestiny]

i pray for the day that its confirmed that the allegations beat chip once and for all