#chnt the elephant man

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CHNT doodles

[stealingyourteeth]

FREAKY ELEPHANT MAN CANON

[thatcakelovingwitch]

I want to put Kayne Malevolent, Michael!Distortion, Helen!Distortion, The Elephant Man, Up and Adam and Kevin Night Vale in a room and see what happens

For science of course

[lovecrimew]

THE SHEPHERD/THE PROPHET

[moonstonecockatiel]

Okay hear me out. Camp Here and There x Locked Tomb AU. I’m thinking two possible avenues:

1.) Sydney as necromancer of the ninth house and Jedidiah as cavalier of the ninth house. I know Jedidiah does necromancy in canon but ssshhhhh Sydney is much more TLT!Necro-coded. The rest of the characters are necro/cav pairs at Canaan house, Elijah takes the place of Teacher (religious little freak of a man), plays out similarly to GTN but instead Sydney dies to make Jedidiah a lyctor instead of the cav dying to make the necro a lyctor. OH MY GOD LUCILLE IS JOD that’s awful and I love it. Jedidiah,,, also lobotomizes himself to save Sydney and Sydney. Reacts similarly to how Gideon does in HTN. Adam maybe takes Alecto’s spot? Also Rowan and Juniper read incredibly close to Abigail/Magnus for me. Instead of “horrible bees” the resurrection beasts are centipedes.

I’m also tempted to place Elijah in Blood of Eden… oh god what would his BOE name be.

2.) this one is harder to parse out but it feels right in my heart… Jedidiah as Jod and Sydney as Alecto. Idk where literally anyone else falls as far as characters but it feels right in my soul.

[unfortunatish]

DID THE PHOTOSHOOT!!

It was a pain in the ass to sew all those stars and crescents onto my cape😭😭😭

[user691414]

my little scrunkly scrimblo mipy

he did nothing wrong for real . .

[inkshine]

So like. *two nurses* Nurse 1: Hey, I keep hearing people talk about some guy named Elijah? What was his deal? Nurse 2: Oh, he's a nurse who used to work here. He was always kinda weird but one day he just sorta...snapped, ran off still wearing his dirty scrubs. No one's seen him since. I wonder what he's up to these days. *meanwhile* Elijah: OUR MUSE! OUR MUSE! OUR MUSE!-

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[first post here,, sorry if it’s a little off]

MCM London was a blast! I did walk into a bin because of my bad vision but I think that’s hilarious in retrospect

[imdoingyourm0m]

ELIJAH VOLKOV?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING ELIJAH VOLKOV GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING ELIJAH VOLKOV

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT ELIJAH VOLKOV I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY STOLLEN PLUSHIES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST ELEPHANT MASK GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Elijah Volkov’s waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with Elijah Volkov speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he stalks Sydney but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of cults and wanted the irl version a cult leader

BETTER have had a mirror make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateElijahVolkov

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his presence and I lost it

where the fuck is Elijah Volkov if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty elephant man

ill punch Volkov and his sad frail man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in Russian

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when Elijah died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true ideas

[localratwithcowboyhat]

VENETIAN BLIND MAN

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Forgot to post these yesterday

[stealingyourteeth]

relistening to camp here and there is so weird because now that i know everything I can pick up on tiny details

anyway elijah uses the underground tunnel network that connect to the ventilation system to travel between buildings so he can steal stuff

[punksrespectpronouns]

okay pretty sure this wasn't intentional but this is very funny camp here & there vibes

[kitcapgras888]

do you ever just find yourself in love with very well known stalker Elijah Volkov. like head over heels in love with this scary russian nurse who has tried to sacrifice Sydney on a lit pyre.

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

Elijah "The Elephant Man" Volkov when. when Sidney and Jedidiah made up and got back together