Oh Shoot, Maybe Kuzan Is There
That is the only explanation why everything is frozen. And again this means that yes the Blackbeard pirates are going to invade Tottoland.
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If I had a nickel for every time a male creator whose nationality is different from the nation they currently live in and whose first language isn't English came into the QSMP and openly admitted that they only live in the (European) country that they currently live in for tax purposes on their first day on the server I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
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Today's poll brought to you by the realization that...
Charlie Bucket -> Stephanie
Augustus Gloop -> Ziggy
Veruca Salt -> Stingy
Violet Beauregarde -> Trixie
Mike Teavee -> Pixel
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No Flowers On My Bones - 3
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Content Warning: implied character death, beginnings of daddy issues, emotionally neglected child
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It was a silent car ride, on the way home.
Stephanie Lauter was 8 years old, and she didn’t know where her mama had gone.
The day had been a big one: Steph’s mom was to compete in the Honey Queen pageant. Steph had been cheering her mom on during rehearsals, watching adoringly as her mom did her makeup in the morning. Steph had always been closer to her mother than her father, although she still loved her daddy, too.
She didn’t know if her daddy loved her, though.
And this became more evident with every passing moment of silence in the car.
Just Solomon and Stephanie Lauter. It was the first of many sullen car rides together, sitting in the back of her father’s limosene.
“…Daddy, where did Mama go…?” Stephanie asked, her voice small.
Solomon gave her a cold look, and little 8 year old Steph cringed back, withdrawing into herself. She fidgeted nervously with the hem of her pretty yellow sundress. She’d been so proud of it; she picked it out all by herself for the Honey Festival. The last Honey Festival she’d ever willingly attend.
The Honey Festival where her mom was crowned Honey Queen.
Stephanie learned the hard way not to ever talk about Mama.
So she didn’t, ever.
Until she did.
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