#chode

[theweirdwideweb]

[poniescanterover]

I have invented a new character, he is a parody of Toad from Mario, his name is Chode. He's not a mushroom

[desoax]

since people are already dogging on him, Miles threatened to sue me over fucking paperback Chainsaw Man manga MEANWHILE he has never returned my hard cover Junji Ito mangas. but whatever. I dont penny nickle dime a mf. also he does not know what "no" means. his brain needs to be studied. he reminds me of the other rapist i know who thinks buying dinner entitles you to a person. so sorry to his family they are actually very nice people in comparison to him.

[fedorahead]

this is like that Tripping the Rift episode where Chode kills god and then teaches the world about sinning, but it's an autist breaking rules and nobody knows how to stop him because we live in a society

[septictankie]

[truantng]

90/366 Linktree

[christianmomslicelaughlovesign]

to the man in the truck with the loud ass muffler who just passed me your dick is a chode and people don’t think you’re as cool as you think they do

[basicmom]

my chansey has a GIGANTIC chaud jealous?

[sacredfolly-blog]

Fridge List Prompt #2 - barely the ides of march

Barely the Ides of March US Capital Switchboard202-224-2131 dewey lips accidental millionaire jingo wagon good fuckery delicious nubbins cat fart build-up animal santa moon poop front-back tippity-tap secret batch peri-orgasmic phone sucking aliens of bearsville death doula’s delight tender guns breast bubbles rogue bean wrong ouroboros perineum twist silicon pill swinging necro-dick & the…

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me

[hollowedskin]

Word that just got spoken inside my brain:

WALUINIS

[angerydome]

I told a friend to keep an eye on their banks/cards because people are getting caught up in that recent data breach, and their response was,

“This is all capitalism’s fault.”

And I … err … is it??

[unteriors]

Calle Extramuros, Chodes, Zaragoza, Aragon.

[are-we-really-doing-this]

*patting his side like a prize cow*

[somewhatstacey]

This is actually funnier than the meme I was trying to share

[squeakadeeks]

You draw amazing art, make some of the most detailed cosplays, AND ur a physicist? Bro how many hats do you wear? Every single one of those is years of hard work

i owwn 10 billion hats

but shucks ty ;-; to be fair i worked on all three of those things simultaneously and the time just passed _(:3 」∠ )_ so its like sure it might take 10 years to get a physics phd, 10 years to draw the way you want to, and 10 years to learn how to craft stuff but those 10 years passed at the same time all mashed together