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yushibeans · 11 months ago

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#nct #nct wish #yushi #tokuno yushi #fantaken #240608 #cutie yushi #choding

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clouvu · 1 year ago

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Save me french yuri... Save me

#genshin impact #arledrone #sandrone #arlecchino #haha remember when we all thought that sandrone and arlecchino would both show up in fontaine and be gay together?#good times.... good times #jk i'm ready to end it all actually #I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE ONE LAST MAJOR FRENCH PATCH BEFORE NATLAN BUT IVE JUST ABOUT LOST ALL HOPE #the way that literally every wlw arle pairing got fed so well following arle's drip marketing EXCEPT for arledrn... hate it here so bad #anyways shipping aside HOW is it possible that the frenchiest of french harbingers with heavy ties to machinery #and like two major world quests tied to specifically to her lore and is even MENTIONED of being present in fontaine #also being one of the first harbingers ever mentioned dating back all the way to the description of chode's teaser trailer #just???? doesnt show up??????#Sandy enjoyers are stronger than any us marine because my GOD are we struggling out here #anyways ignore the fact that I completely forgot to draw sandy's wind up key it was hard drawing through the tears #(actually it was cause i half-assed this doodle but we dont talk about that)

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hollowedskin · 1 year ago

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Word that just got spoken inside my brain:

WALUINIS

#its waluigi peenis #its his peanus #id his conmk #fucken chode #ponis #green theeng #anyway hope my alters are havin a giggle woth that one #i think theyre playing the system version of yelling PENIS into the food court

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angerydome · 8 months ago

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I told a friend to keep an eye on their banks/cards because people are getting caught up in that recent data breach, and their response was,

“This is all capitalism’s fault.”

And I … err … is it??

#like by all means #blame capitalism for evils it has actually perpetrated #but we don’t have real capitalism rn #we have a corporatocracy #and also I don’t think either thing is responsible #for some dipshit putting all my private info on the web #that has nothing to do with the free market #people just suck #also the fucking chode who stole my card #and tried to buy 5 pizzas and an airline ticket #was probably not motivated by capitalistic ideals???

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unteriors · 1 month ago

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Calle Extramuros, Chodes, Zaragoza, Aragon.

#Chodes #Valdejalón #Province of Zaragoza #Aragon #Spain

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are-we-really-doing-this · 7 months ago

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*patting his side like a prize cow*

#fat Randy I love you #I wish you were here to see fat Randy 2: this time he’s just eating out of a jar of Nutella with his fingers #you would totally wanna bone #also GODAMNIT MAN get a new cigarette that thing is going to burn you #I know you like chodes but Randal please #randy orton

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somewhatstacey · 8 months ago

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This is actually funnier than the meme I was trying to share

#poor moo deng #looking enough like a chode to fool Facebook's image recognition algorithm #but AI is the future y'all! 🤡

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squeakadeeks · 4 months ago

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You draw amazing art, make some of the most detailed cosplays, AND ur a physicist? Bro how many hats do you wear? Every single one of those is years of hard work

i owwn 10 billion hats

but shucks ty ;-; to be fair i worked on all three of those things simultaneously and the time just passed _(:3 」∠ )_ so its like sure it might take 10 years to get a physics phd, 10 years to draw the way you want to, and 10 years to learn how to craft stuff but those 10 years passed at the same time all mashed together

#the explanation that i have and im worried to make bc it comes off like an elitist ass #plus i write these words but the literal intensity of what i mean is never properly conveyed-#but bc of bipolar mania i *gotta* be doing something literally constantly. im either unconscious and asleep or rabid and awake #and i dont mean that in the cute way i mean that in the 'i have severe heart and skin problems from constant manic fervers' way #things like video games watching streamers reading books etc doesnt do it for me so all my time is spent on tactile things like art/craftin #coupled with having no social life so i never make time to go out- thus my time is 100% independent and 100% focused on those tactile thing #genuinely every day is: wake up at 5-6am and start working on art/craft #leave for work. do weird grad school work with nebulous schedules come home. do more crafting/art. sleep. wake up and do it again #and weekends are just tidying up work stuff and 100% art/crafting #i have a chode complex scramplecell work/craftmaxxing lifestyle but also if i died it would probably take 3 weeks for anyone to notice

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theweirdwideweb · 10 months ago

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#chode

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brucespringsteencomments · 7 months ago

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#thunder chode...lol #bruce springsteen #song: thunder road

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foreskinniest · 6 months ago

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I wonder if humanity will ever go back to fetishizing little dicks. In the far future. Like the Dune universe, thimbothy charlamagne and his bald diva rival feyd were genetically engineered to have beauitiful little 4 inch pea pods. This isn't headcanon btw, I know that. Like what if, huh?

#oscar isaac duke leto feels self conscious about his own barbaric 6 and a half inch chode 😔#jason momoa has his in a cage at all times #why are you looking ar me like that DID YOU NOT READ THE 8TH BOOK

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pedge-page · 11 months ago

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Fat!joel with a tiny dick😣😫😋

Can you imagine regular beefy strong Joel with his giant cock who just wrecks havoc on you. Then he starts getting fattened up, his dick starts disappearing until it's just a little thing, and you're just as obsessed with playing with it. Gloating how you can now fit him in your whole mouth. Rub your pussy on it like its his engorged clit, and he just naturally reverts to being a subby little mess as you do whatever you want to him...